Sexy Friday, Post Cinco De Mayo 2021 edition

We are back with pictures that you have posted yourselves. It’s been a long time, but we’ve had a lot of issues with the site and people were not really posting pics. However, enough time has passed that we have enough pictures to fill today’s post.

Special thanks to Brocky, , and to Mr. Ayo for bringing the quality pics!

Without further ado, TO THE TITS AND ASSES!

For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:

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h/t Brocky (Balls’ Pic O’ The Week!)
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h/t Brick
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Today we are back to the puzzles! As always, I will give up to three hints in the comments at your request. You try to determine the hidden theme or link between all the songs. Good luck!

Song Number One:

Garbage – Vow

Canción Número Dos:

Garbage – Queer

Chanson Numéro Trois:

Garbage – Supervixen

Canzone numero quattro:

Garbage – Milk

Canção número cinco

Garbage – #1 Crush

Seigarren zenbakia:

Garbage – Stupid Girl

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

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Dunstan

Having a successful night of Glenn Campbell –> John Prine –> Bonnie Tyler

Don’t ask questions. Just participate in the madness.

Fronkenshteen

Man City v Chelsea tomorrow. Do both squadroons keep it in their holsters, so as to not reveal their strategy for the champions league final? I put a buck on it. One gets me…$322? Is that right? Holy shit. Anyway, bet against me, and you will be correct.

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yeah right

I’m seriously thinking about getting a cat.

It’s been 12 years. I may be ready.

Brick Meathook

In Soviet Russia, cat get you.

Fronkenshteen

It’s 3:24 here on the east coast, & my kitty just jumped on my belly, demanding a good skritch. What an asshole. She’s the best. I hope you rescue one. I look forward to seeing a kitty walking all over your Sunday Gravy photos🤓. I can think of no better pet owner than you, chef.

BeefReeferLives
Gumbygirl

Do it! Cat’s are endlessly entertaining.

Gumbygirl

Heading to bed to read for awhile, goodnight my darling dears! I will leave you with this

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Brick Meathook

Meanwhile in Japan:

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Gumbygirl

That is weirdly mesmerizing.

Brick Meathook

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Gumbygirl

Gumby and I got our taxes done today, and to celebrate we went to the weed store. They gave us free tacos in the parking lot! Three each, with rice, beans, and some amazing hibiscus drink. Al pastor and pollo. My dudes, we thought we died and went to heaven like young Spanky there!

Gumbygirl

It was the best tax preparation day evah! Cactus Jack’s in San Bernardino is as close to heaven as I’m ever going to get. Speaking of heaven, my dementia riddled former nun Aunt died today, but she will never know.

yeah right

God speed dementia riddled former nun Aunt!

SonOfSpam

That’s great hustle!

Horatio Cornblower

At my age I’d probably rather have the tacos and hibis…

I can’t even finish that sentence.

Brick Meathook

I’m convinced that this kid is dying and that the Make-A-Wish Foundation set this up. Look and the candle and the funeral flowers in the back; this is a church not a nightclub. The bunnies are actually holding him up for the photo because he can no longer stand. After this, they carried him over and put him in his coffin so he could die.

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SonOfSpam

One of them gave him a pre-expiration handy. Guess which one!

Gumbygirl

Well, the one with red hair is rubbing one out on HIM, so- her?

SonOfSpam

Yep!

Mr. Ayo

That’s a lot of stuffed FUPAs. Was that a thing?

Gumbygirl

I think the corset part was so tight it pushed stuff down and up awkwardly. Like their internal organs.

yeah right

Should have let him die.

Horatio Cornblower

In a Twitter fight right now with a guy who doesn’t think people like Josh Dugger, (who is accused on watching videos of toddler being sexually assaulted), should be put to death.

This is not how anyone should be spending their Saturday nights.

Gumbygirl

Especially not on a Friday!

Horatio Cornblower

It’s OK; Makeitsnow and (I think) Sharkbait came crashing in and the other party has apparently called it an evening.

Probably a wise move on his part, given my allies.

Gumbygirl

You would have kicked his ass!

Horatio Cornblower

It was already not going well for him. If you’re an attorney on Twitter with a Venmo I’m not going to lose to you.

The reinforcements, however, were much appreciated and endlessly hilarious.

Gumbygirl

You should put that thread on here.

Horatio Cornblower

Lizard People! To Evil!
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Sharkbait

Cheers!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hey, one of those is chilling in my fridge…..

(I’m saving everything you sent me; a friend born in Boston and i are going to have a mini bender in two weeks)

Horatio Cornblower

I dare you to finish all the stouts in one night.

SonOfSpam

In Oakland, perfect game is gone, but no-hitter intact through 7.

Again…BANANACAKES.

Mr. Ayo

Baseball is broken.

RIP Pieholes.

SonOfSpam

Wade Miley is about to throw a no-hitter in Cleveland (for Cincinnati)

Last I heard, Sean Manaea (Oakland) was perfect through 6.

Wackiness!

SonOfSpam

NO-HITTER FOR MILEY (Wade Miley, not Miley Cyrus)

Already the 4th no-hitter this season. WTF is happening?

herodotus450

Trevor Bauer has been saying for years, the league basically doesnt care how much pine tar pitchers use. Phil Nekro on the other hand…

SonOfSpam

All the songs were on the first Garbage album (called “Garbage” because REM already took “Eponymous”). But that’s not it, is it…

SonOfSpam

Gonna need a bigger fireplace.

herodotus450
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

FUCK YEAH IT’S DRINKIN’ TIME!
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herodotus450

welcome to 46 hours ago, bub.

SonOfSpam

I’ve been off (drinking) since last Saturday, so yeah that’s how I feel.

Gumbygirl

Yabbadabbadoo!

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Horatio Cornblower

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This shirt is so ugly that Seamus probably designed it while watching his beloved Orioles and listening to his horrible, horrible music.

Horatio Cornblower

Gonna guess that all the songs are by Garbage.

Can’t fool me.

Sharkbait

I’m on my second Vesper. Forgot how good these are

Game Time Decision

You got another scooter?

ArmedandHammered

That was exactly how I read it at first.

Senor Weaselo

Fun fact: The only reason I have Garbage on my playlist is Gran Turismo 1 and 2. (“As Heaven Is Wide” and “Paranoid,” respectively)

herodotus450

hockey coaches should really use their timeouts more. I know they’re technically worth a goal if you still have them at the end of the game, but cmon.

Mr. Ayo

The theme is a tribute to TWBS because they’re all Garbage.

Gumbygirl

Was it Seamus who lurved him some Linda Carter? Gumby was excited to find this

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Horatio Cornblower

Banner this.