Thanks to his amazing and no doubt well-endowed penis, we have an All-Mr. Ayo pictorial today. Truly one of our best, if I’m being honest. Thank you very much for your contributions! Keep up the awesome work!
On to Balls’ Thoughts O’ Da Week!
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Balls’ AFL Finals Preview Part Trois
Early this morning, the Geelong Cats got the shit kicked out of them by the Melbourne Demons. It was an 80+ point demolishing that was highly embarrassing
I woke up early for work, saw the Three Quarter Time score, shrugged, continued taking my shit, and then worked out.
The other Preliminary Final is Port Adelaide v Western at the Adelaide Oval and that will be shown on TV late tonight starting at 2:30 AM Pacific. Any of you on the East Coast can wake up early for that one and watch it while eating your Vegemite sandwich and a XXXX to get in the mood.
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A Midnight Reflection
For whatever reason, the fan on our AC decided to take a shit last night, so the AC was working, but no air was circulating. That meant it was fucking hot and I couldn’t sleep.
In the middle of the night, it started to rain and there was thunder and lightning. These are typical of desert climates and last night triggered a memory from when we used to live in the Arizona desert.
Back then, I got really into country music and there are songs from that era that still resonate with me to this day. I will be playing a selection of these in the music section today.
Congratulations to Gumbygirl for guessing the All-Australiano DJ theme from the last few weeks! You’ll get a break this week, but I’ll be back with another puzzle next week.
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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
Here are your Top 11 pictures of the week.
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Today we are playing songs brought to mind by a thunderstorm-filled rainy summer night. Enjoy!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.
This is “Stymie” from the “Little Rascals” (TV) film shorts from the 1930s and 1940s that were original released as “Our Gang” shorts.
His real name was Matthew Beard, but at Hal Roach Studios in Culver City, but he was a young boy and they never could find him. So the the nickname “Stymie” was given to him by director Robert McGowan.
But another employee on the lot really appreciated young Matthew’s comedy chops, and that was was Stan Laurel, who was half of the famed “Laurel and Hardy” team and by all accounts was a really decent guy.
Stan Laurel was from England and he gave very young “Stymie” the bowler hat on the studio lot, because in English music hall tradition only the top comic wore a bowler hat.
I’m listening to harbor seals barking like crazy right now.
This part of town is a natural amphitheater.
You’re actually talking to a dumb motherfucker who got married on Independence Day.
Like I know shit.
Ten years of hard time
but..
mazeltov!
All jokes aside I wish nothing but the best for you. I’ve actually met you more than once
[best man starts subbing this in as his toast]
and you are a warm, very warm actually, human being but you are without a doubt filled with compassion, intelligence and you’re fun as hell to have a beer with.
Cheers!
[submit best man’s email as payment here]
Smart motherfucker getting married on 9-11 too..
Never forget an anniversary that way.
This would be a misplaced reply.
Hey, who wants to get married this weekend? Just me?
I thought I did, but the second Ashley Brewer starts talking, it makes me want to chop off my left nut.
I’m probably headed to Maryland to find those zebras, maybe when I get back? I’ll have to bring Gumby too, ok?
Congrats. Best wishes. Enjoy the day, I still smile when I think of mine.
Great hustle here boys! If this weeks load of pics has not crushed the site… we should be good for the weekends games.
/ as is the way of his people – jinxs the site
// is now sorry he said that.
Lord willing and the creek don’t rise. But I’ve got…
A lot of beer. Shitloads of beer.
Been a year since I could drive my car. Should be back next week though!
She’s waiting
She is also waiting
She’s checking out the new equipment.
She’s trying to figure things out.
She’s trying to dry off.
I’d do a straight trade for this one.
She’s feeling cold.
She likes the city view.
And, she’s leading me to bed.
She’s getting ready for bed too.
This one wants more beach time.
And this one can’t be shared here. Shame.
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Anybody else watching HBO streaming The Wire from start to finish? Just started Season 2. Not my favorite but it’s got a lot of “Harbor Shit” working. Season one was insane.
Michael B Jordan got PAID by playing Wallace.
Hardest scene ever.
Still never seen an episode. May someday.
We’re watching current season of American Horror Story. Pretty fun so far.
Please do. Watch for the production values alone but really appreciate the incredible cast that HBO paid minimum wage to.
I need to pick it backup – I’m in the middle of season 4. Not as good as seasons 1-3, but still good.
Season 1,3,5 but shit this is my 4th time though it.
S2 starts out seemingly slow after S1. Having watched the whole series through 5-6 times, S2 is remarkably good in that it sets the expanding stage for the show that allows it to go above just the street drug dealers vs cops storyline
Here’s a photo of my foot on a cross-country commercial passenger aircraft flight.
By the amount of space you can tell I’m flying first class, because that’s how Brick rolls at this stage in his life.
Those are high quality shoe laces.
Sexy Friday just took another step forward!
But you had to re-lace after the TSA check in.
Right?
I have the TSA pass where I don’t have to take off my shoes.
The best TSA pass.
Off-topic, but I just wanted to say that there is a lot going on here.
(Don’t even bother, Ayo; make ’em work for it)
Uh yeah, I’m not doing anything to promote that one.
He’s both shocked and awed.
And seriously contemplating how he could get with that.
I would almost watch that on Pornhub.
So, how was the game?
Didn’t see a fucking minute of it.
This is bullshit.
?w=620
Those are not Mexico’s coloUrs.
(Photo clearly taken at the end of the 2021 Gold Cup)
“Germany-Mexico-Argentina”
This is worse than the Zimmerman telegram.
Everyone around her just praying for rain.
I think someday there should be a Hurrican Cthulhu.
I can’t wait for them to be sponsored.
Hurricane Mayo Brought to you by Duke’s!
“Mayo killed my mother!”
“Yeah, those Category 5’s are tough.”
“What? She lived in Indiana; her arteries sealed shut. What the hell are you talking about?”
The blonde Mexican’s family relocated from Argentina in 1948.
Fuck it, someone else fix it.
Amateur hour around here.
I knew I could count on you.
Aww, she found a friend!
She killed 3 people to get those tickets and I’d steer clear of her, because she intends to go to tomorrow’s game, too.
Worth it!
Ted Cruz is hoping a stepfather took this picture.
Damn. That girl, if Mexican, is 16.
And has 2 kids already.
Not with that stomach she hasn’t.
“hero”
“hero”, “zero”, whatever. People use a lot of words at me.
Submarine? Grinder? Hoagie?
Whatever it takes
Those are all words, yes.
Our hero, Horatio, having consumed an Imperial Stout sent to him by the nomadic BFC, is equally consumed by rage and jealousy at not having made the Sexy Friday list.
He stalks into his laboratory, (sits at his computer), muttering to himself and swigging Imperial Stout.
“There must, must be a way to get past Mr. Ayo and appeal to Balls’s purient interests! if only there were a code I could crack, a formula of some sort that, of combined, Balls would be unable to res…aHA!”
/plays aHA’s ‘Take On Me’
“Those whacky wrench fighters always help me think. With their help I’ll surely…aHA!”
//replays song
“No, just putting asses up there won’t do it, you violent yet sensuous motorcycle thugs. We need more here. Something he can’t say no to, something he’ll be unable to post next Fri..aHA!”
Turns off 8-Track.
“That’s enough of that crap! I’ve got it! Truly got it!! Nothing can stand in my way now!
/laughs maniacally for an hour
“Oh, shit, I have to post it!”
And Balls saves the day by adding the “s”.
No, that’s not a euphemism.
The s is for semen.
Also this was the picture that was there, that didn’t show up, that I was swapping in while you were saving the day.
This is a lot more work than I thought it would be.
No way the enemy’s missing dat ass, amirite?
/just fucking riddled with bullets from all directions.
“bullets”…
There’s definitely going to be a lot of discharges in that direction.
Better be nice to Ciri, or Geralt will chop you into hamburger.
I put this tribute to the Hemingway story up on reddit:
For sale.
Ivermectin paste.
Never consumed.
This was someone’s response:
this is just to say
i have eaten
the ivermectin
that was in
the tack trunk
and which
you were probably
saving
for your horse
forgive me
i don’t know
if it was delicious
covid
ruined my sense of taste
That’s phenomenal
It really is. I think it’s the first time I’ve ever awarded gold.
ESPN cuts to commercial midway through a point in the fifth set.
THAT’S GOOD NETWORKIN’!
Ok, so I feel we must talk about this:
There is a male porn star out there that has an uncanny resemblance to our dearly departed friend tWBS.
He goes by Charles Dera. Here he is:
Does this freak anyone else out?
He’s in a totally disastrous relationship with that woman.
He’s either reincarnated as a porn star or he’s not really dead and instead has changed professions.
Or he’s still a vet, but now limits his practice to pussies?
That’s bannerworthy. Too bad it needs context.
The context is that we all know what she meant. PUT IT ON THE BANNER, MAN!!!
By popular demand…
HA! Someone said I was popular!
Take that, Mom!
Awww, shucks!
Sounds like a decent DFO banner
To be fair, any tweet about Nickelback is in bad taste.
Did she screw the pooch? I am confuse.
Dear Penthouse, I would never have thought this would happen to me. I am a postman who was attacked by this lady’s dog….
Somebody wants his own Sexy Friday page!
Fuck, I tried and even added beers to my photos and I got nuthin’
/kicks rocks
Ow!
//is barefoot
Next week is your week.
Damn good work, good sir!
Kansas ain’t quite ded yet.
Would you say it was bleeding, though?
53 shot rally in the Djokovic-Zverev match.
Sucks that Djoker is such a piece of shit human.
He appears to be trying not to be, at least for the last couple of interviews.
I’m not falling for that.
“A German and a Serb spraying shots all over the place? This I gotta see!”
-Franz Ferdinand, 1914
I’m hoping “inhaling methane gas” is the next one that catches on.
I’ve heard good things about “walking into busy traffic”.
And self-castration is something the elites don’t want you to try.
You know, most of them already have guns, and are predisposed to think they’re the solution to any problem….
Seems like a good way to get yourself to the front of the line for the ICU: “This guy got hit by a car *and* has COVID!”
DOA. It’s the only way to be sure.
The band Low released their new album this week and DAMN. It’s so, so, so good. Their last one was a little too “let’s just deconstruct every single note of this thing,” so it’s great to hear them pull it back a bit and put out such an awesome record. See whatcha think:
https://open.spotify.com/album/6S6jg2LuEwGdo9iYMSwCBS?si=rYUuDgJMTtWJ2JsFuOBGYg&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1
Somehow I stumbled upon this remix of “Monkey” and I absolutely love it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8KIF7CiOO6U
I was leading this page, and a split second before the images loaded, there were just a bunch of lines reading: “h/t Mr. Ayo”
You da real mvp. Shame I didnt think to screenshot it
You, sir, are on a roll. You post 2 more pics and you’ll have your own week in October!
I did!
Let’s go KU!
This is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen some stupid things.
I’m surprised Abraham Lincoln and Superman are not on the ballot.
Well done D’Brickashaw
[slaps Brick Meathook on the ass, hard]
You are a true American hero! And you’re right, it’s really stupid, but we do what we must to keep Uncle Tom Elder, or the bear guy, or Caitlin Jenner out of the Governor’s mansion.
We all voted for Angelyne, right?
I always write-in vote for myself.
My motto is: “Don’t blame me, I voted for me.”
All of the artists have had sex with their cousins?