This week, I have no Balls’ Thoughts O’ Da Week as my brain is completely fried. I just want to chill and relax with a certain someone and block out the rest of the world. The song selections this week will help greatly with that. Enjoy!
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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
Here are your Top 11 pictures of the week.
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
This week, I’m playing six songs that I believe are best heard in the dark in the arms of a loved one. Preferably naked. Enjoy!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.
I get jokes I thought were funny but totally didn’t understand in 1994
I understand song lyrics that never made sense in the 80’s, but I still sang the wrong words. Sort of the same
I feel bad. I am watching some dumb History Channel show about aliens in Malaysian toilets. I shouldn’t encourage this. Will change channels.
Oh, Martin, goodbad
We are quite old aren’t we, cause I know y’all are asleep and not out partying
I am only awake because I took my customary, marathon Friday afternoon nap.
This is a good thing.
Yes, but soccer games start at some fucking unholy hour in the morning, and Wrexham has an important one to win. And, “if you can’t be an athlete, being an athletic supporter.”
Good night, ladies and germs!
Vintage Pirelli calendar pic from…. 1984. I think a couple of these ladies were in my homeroom.
I don’t feel persuaded to buy new tires, seems like poor marketing
Dont you see the tread marks on thier bottoms? Man 7 years of collage marketing school… DOWN THE DRAIN!
I am thinking about rubbers, so they’re halfway there.
John Smoltz is one of those guys who manages to use his speech patterns to sounds really smart, but when you actually take the time to listen to what he’s saying and compare it to what’s happening in the game, he’s just completely full of shit.
That’s so fucking annoying, I could fake just about anything, but I won’t get hired to do it on TV
Kike Hernandez is single-handedly going to…make the Astros slightly nervous, I guess.
Yea pretty much
Real talk, Sox gotta win tomorrow if they want a shot at winning this series.
Yay Baseball! ⚾️
Eovaldi needs to come out and break ribs on Altuve and Correa. Set the tone early.
My BIL sent this to me. I love that he shit talks. Life is much better with shit talking.
Here’s some shit talk
It also prevented millions of Dodgers fans from experiencing true joy, so there’s that.
Bahahaha 😂
Ah, the innocent days of the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBIx-gP-I8c
So pure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A9EBq0Thy4
I have a Devil Doll stuffie
It was in Flash!
Yikes!
Astros have the bases loaded
Bar is semi-rocking
Not looking good for the Soxxxxx 😬
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FByfV-lXsAUKz8L?format=jpg&name=900×900
Another Astros HR
Houston up 4-3
Not looking good for the Sox 😬
Hah!
The National League and the National Football Conference should theoretically both change their names if they include a team from a different country. The American League/Conference can get around that if the team is from the Americas, so is technically more flexible for issues like Canadia or Mehico, but nawt Londinium.
Because there’s nothing professional sports are more committed to than intellectual consistency, save perhaps integrity.
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I just look forward to the Medium posts about post-Colonialism if we get a London team in either conference
Planning out a playlist to play at 5:20 am the morning after my shared bedroom wall neighbors have been up late watching loud-ass movies and tv. Thinking I will start with this classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F39UP1mjAnc
Pavement Saw, off of this little gem. Bonus points, I believe Steve Albini is still working in or around Chicago.
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Shit dicks
Jose Altuve with the 2 run HR 💪
Game is Tied 3-3
Gooooo Sox!
gooooo sox are gross especially the next day
Dammit, Altive just tied the game.
Thing is, I used to like Altuve, because I saw him close up once at an Angels game, and he’s at most like 5’4″ but it turns out he’s a filthy cheating dwarf.
If he’s a filthy cheating dwarf with good breath, maybe he can get an Altoids endorsement. If not, may he be forever condemned to controversial St. Kilda dwarf throwing parties
I am fascinated by your last sentence. So many questions. To name a few:
1- There are non-controversial dwarf parties?
2- If so, do they just not take place in St. Kilda?
3- Did Litre tell you about these parties?
I could go on…
Oh, there’s definitely a ’25 Questions About” pending here.
This is just the dwarf version of a tree falling in an empty forest koan. If a dwarf is set on fire at a St. Kilda party that doesn’t get any press coverage, is it still controversial?
Alternate version: If Justin Trudeau worked at a Wendy’s instead of being Canadian PM, would it still matter that he loved dressing up in blackface?
*Trick koan! His career is exactly the same as it would have been without the racist costumes!
You definitely don’t want to hang a slider to a guy who already knows a slider is coming.