Do we have more action? Of course we do and this one certainly has the potential to feature quite a number of points.
To The Game!
Chiefs/Raiders:
-PFF’s fourth ranked deep passer through weeks 1-8 was none other than Mr. Carr. Do you not think that old-ish speedster DeSean might go long once or twice? Well, that’s kinda the only thing he does these days. By the way, he hasn’t had more than 15 catches in a season since 2018.
-Hunter Renfrow, that boring dude that you never paid much attention to has quietly been a very solid floor guy this year. With only one exception he’s had double digit fantasy points in every game.
-For a team that has won three of its last four games, the Chiefs sure are getting quite a bit of grief from all corners of the football world. I guess we got spoiled for a while there.
-All this camo shit on the sidelines is distracting-give me a pink ribbon any day over this crap.
-As for the Chiefs woes, I read that with teams taking away the deep ball, now Tyreek is in the middle of the field where Kelce does all of his damage. A bit of congestion there that I’m sure Andy will figure out. As for Mecole Hardman, he seems like a lost cause at this point, doesn’t he?
-No matter the winner, with all teams in the AFC West bunched at five wins, no result will unstuck this logjam. May as well cheer for a tie, right?
Type those things that you like to type.
DJAX clearly confused by being outside of the NFC East, where occasional competence
DeSean Jackson putting the ball on the ground like someone told him it was kosher.
Wait, but doesn’t Desean think he’s the REAL Jew? Or is he just a traditional antisemite?
I swear to god, Desean was about to run the wrong way up the field until the Chiefs defender stopped him.
I wanted them to back off and see how far he went.
That’s My Raiders!
I’m a fan of Biden’s Build Back Better initiative, but I’m an even bigger fan of Musburger’s Bite Back Better plan.
Wasn’t that Marv?
We know AB just like to finish on his bible study partners back.
Probably, but we’re in a post-facts era.
Was he a biter like Marv Albert? It’s hard to keep the pervs straight!
Scuzzlebutt’s leg!
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What kind of fucking playcalling genius runs an end-around from like the 3-fucking-yard line when every defender is literally within 5 yards of the line of scrimmage because they literally can’t be any further back, fucking Christ.
This is the fucking shit Eagles fans got tired of years ago that we all forgot since Reid moved to the Chiefs, but it’s all fucking coming back to him now.
Yes, only Andy Reid has thought of having the TE fake a block and then slip out for a reception at the goal line, Cris. You unmitigated fuckwit.
Every time Las Vegas scores fewer points than 55, they are underperforming in Roman Numerals
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What are things coming to when you can’t trust a guy with neck tatts to stop at the whistle?
The Raiders are making it really, <i>really</i> easy for the refs to fix this game for the Chiefs, if that’s what the NFL has directed them to do.
That’s My Chiefs!
What is St Jones the saint of? I suck at being catholic
The Saint of keeping up?
The shakes and button flies
Being dreamy!
This is such a pretty beer when poured in the glass I almost don’t want to drink it.
Almost
I feel like I would be really disappointed when that doesn’t taste like foamed milk
Yeah, I had to replace the other photo. This one shows the color and opaqueness well, but as for that head…
When I was a kid, speed skating was a sport I thought I had a shot at, despite the fact that I did not speed skate, but just figure skated really fast
What is the proper burnt offering I should make to Shan’khlor for the favor she bestowed upon my Raiders?
“Ends”
-A. Reid
I feel like a mild hallucinagen that distorts time and distances would be appropriate
A nice mellow indica?
Another offering for SHAN’KHLOR
There is no world where Kelce is pronounced correctly. It should either be Kelss, or Kelche
Kelce just got his ribs broken.
How did the Chiefs manage to win most of the games from 1990 – 2015? Didn’t they suck hairy, scabby balls most of that time?
Elvis Grbac was an inside jorb!
Elvis!
I used to know a fat Elvis who was about 10 years younger than me and enjoyed drinking 40s. I wonder how he’s doing?
Ugh, not bloated Elvis. This one!
Not really, no. 95, 97, and 03 they were 13-3, and most other years were pretty Fisheresque.
2007 to 2012 was their only really bad stretch.
I guess that’s my main point of reference, and the few Chiefs fans I know are just super overdramatic
I’d love to talk shit about how awful Chiefs fans are, but my pot and kettle are both staring at me with their hands on their hips.
No teams have good fans, with all the exceptions being present on this site
LOL dead bug Chiffs fat guy
Man, d’BLAPPT really phoned it in on that one.
I just now got home. I live about 14 miles from the stadium.
Factor accordingly.
Leave early or not at all!
Final recommendation. Get there 2 hours early and be prepared to stay at LEAST 2 hours after. Stadium was magnificent, the traffic coordination is an unmitigated fucking disaster.
Is there a helipad? Could we pay an obscene amount of money to be evacuated with Snoop Dogg or whatever other celebs happen to be there?
Oh neat! The winery accidentally gave me a more expensive Cab Franc that wasn’t in my tasting instead of the 50/50 Petit Syrah/Zinf blend
The Raiders lineman is trying to remove scissors (?) off the field, and the Chiefs guard just doesn’t care, tries to get him called for offsides anyways! That’s good hustle!
[pats his pockets furiously, worried about his stabbin’ scissors] – Raiders fan
Stabbing shears for the right hand, pinking shears for the left
Different story if that was Michael Irvin
There goes my side hustle. I reckon I can keep my job because I heavy pour customers and AM WITTY AS FUCK.
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-59246183
Seems like something that would be great at festivals where it’s all about throughput, or shitty corporate bars that probably already installed taps at the tables, but won’t catch on anywhere else
I’d say sporting events too. That’s a lot of volume.
Woo hoo! Still having fun!
Jamie Foxx’s daughter is hot, and she was born the year I graduated high school, that’s good, didn’t want to be a Sanchez or Chmura.
It’s every 3rd commercial, FUCK YOU CANCON
Okay, downloaded Timberborn on y’all’s recommendation. I think I’m gonna call my first settlement Janet, as in Dammit, Janet
Of course the week I don’t need anything out of Tyreek Hill in fantasy is the week he’ll put up like 30 points.
There is my Hill td. Jacobs next please.
So, all these years, do you think that Rodgers actually thought that moustaches prevent prostate cancer?
Yes but only if Joe Rogan told him it was true
“Well he certainly didn’t believe moustache <i>rides</i> prevented it.” – Olivia Munn
It’s started. It’s snowing here. Booooo
Before us! Before us!
/we are getting snow tonight.
Gotta get teh snow tires on still. Gah
Back home, bathrobe donned, pizza in the toaster oven, least fancy wine chilling for consumption with the aforementioned pizza. Caught the radio pre-game show, which I enjoyed.
False start on 4th & inches? That’s Rikki’s Raiders!
Yeah, Leatherwood is a penalty factory.
A Bleergh Bishop?
oh, this is gonna be made canon
How did we miss this?
BLEERGH only knows
Wtf was that supposed to be?
Ahh, prom night is never far from the mind, is it.
The shame never goes away.
What made Colt McCoy leave the game? He hurt his titty.
Getting out of here is every bit the fucking shitshow that getting in was. We’re parked on Century just south of the stadium and going nowhere. There’s going to be series mention of don’t bother.
LOOK AT THAT LEFT-HANDED CHECKDOWN!
Who knew Mahomes was amphibious?
It’s “analgesic” dumbass
Isn’t it anesthetic? Cuz I am sleepy.
The balls signal has been activated.
Of course, it’s analicious!
If it croaks like a toad, and looks like a toad, it’s amphibious.
Charles Shackleford has entered the chat
Kudos to Schotchy for another most excellent day of previews. The games TOTES have not deserved Scotchy’s acumen, so DUE BETTER SNF
All right, I promised myself I’d only keep watching this game as long as it’s fun. So don’t be surprised if I disappear in the next fifteen minutes.
I’m currently watching Spider-Man 2, reminding myself that I’m the few that didn’t like the movie. It has its moments, but I just can’t get past some story issues and I still don’t think Tobey Maguire was a good actor as Spider-Man.
But compared to the next one, this one was is The Godfather.
The Chiefs have a guy named Pringle returning kicks? The Raiders need to get Kolton Miller onto special teams, stat!
Cannibalism may not be a penalty, but it is frowned upon on a national broadcast.
the Carl Weathers storyline was so, so great
Are there any Carl Weathers storylines that aren’t great?
not that I can ‘member
Found a funny;
they should put shopping carts in the middle of grocery stores for us idiots who think we can carry our groceries but end up getting too much shit and constantly dropping it all over the store
Hola. Princess fiancée understands ties, unlike McNabb.
OF COURSE she does, make sure she knows we prefer the proper nomenclature DRAW and she will be impressed with your imaginary friends.
The Princess fancies bondage? My word!
Those Hapsburgs have seen some shit.
Al is itching to hit the casinos as soon as this game is over.
Reid too. Those poor buffets.
What’s wrong with his left eye? Or has it always been like that and I never noticed?
Raiders had a great week, only 1 team related death this week.
How would we know the NFL is pro military industrial complex (and bilking DOD/taxpayer dollars) if they weren’t all festooned in camo in November?
I thought they were just really big into hunting! Up nort it’s common apparel this time o the year.
We need a confetti, pink, camo mash up. It would be fabuloUs!
I’m just glad the U.S. is not like those European countries that spend next to nothing on the military and use that money for free healthcare and paid family leave and stuff like that.
KC, -2.5, Over 52.5, Hill TD, Jacobs TD 8 to 1. Let’s go as everything went to trash in the 4th quarter in the afternoon games.
My late night garbage:
Part deux:
LOL what the what?
Ah, great! Now I want to nail Ronald Reagan!
Fucken Reagan amirite?
say what you will about his policies, but that man FUCKED.
And allegedly his wife sucked a dick like no other.
ah mean, face like that she pretty much had to smgdh