Sexy Friday Pre-Christmas 2021 Edition!

As far as the music, we are back to the puzzles! Let’s see if you can figure this one out.

Today’s pictures have a holiday theme.

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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

Here are your 11 pictures of the week.

Balls’ Pic O’ Da week!

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

This week, I present to you what I think is the toughest puzzle yet. Enjoy!

Song Number One:

The Cure – Killing an Arab

Canción Número Dos:

David Bowie – Let’s Dance

Chanson Numéro Trois:

Talking Heads – Girlfriend is Better

Canzone numero quattro:

Depeche Mode – Strangelove

Canção número cinco

Prince – Sign O’ The Times

Seigarren zenbakia:

Gorillaz – Demon Days

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.

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2Pack
yeah right

Good morning!

This guy^

This fucking guy!

I fuckin’ love this guy!

Dunstan

Howdy fellow degenerates!

Dunstan

I’m home from a holiday happy hour that straddled the line between drinks and dinner. Which means I am now free to have a late night snack and/or drinks and justify it.

I also have not ruled out a cigar.

yeah right

Happy whatever the fuck people!

Dunstan

Every year for Christmas, I like to take on a new culinary challenge. I’ve done duck and goose and rabbit. Not sure what to do this year. It may be just me. I’m thinking maybe try beef wellington, something I haven’t bothered with before?

yeah right

Let’s do it!

Hell yes.

A fucking throwdown!

Besides I can dash off at least two Sunday Gravy quickies from it.

No hurry,

Challenge accepted!

Dunstan

I still have some photos from my last Untitled Duck Project that I’ve been meaning to put together,.

yeah right

Oh this could work.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Man, that was a lot of work for just eight cups of stock.

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Sharkbait

But worth it I’m sure

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You may want to make a batch without the dish soap

yeah right

This man gets it! Do you have any idea how much I have to stage my kitchen when I’m cooking with photographs involved? The random shots of beer cans and vape system in shit is not random.

That shit’s premeditated partner!

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2Pack

But no butt shots. You do have that goin for ya.

yeah right

The nice thing about the vape is no mess. No ash, no dirty ass ashtrays. No spent matches.

Just smells like cookies baking.

yeah right

Damn right. Any idea what the end product is going to be? Sorry if you mentioned it earlier I just got here.

I did a recipe to be named later with a homemade chicken stock from legs and thighs with fresh thyme and rosemary.

It’s a keeper.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Nothing in particular. A lot of times it ends up in rice, since I’m hooked on that now.

Gumbygirl

I would bathe in that.

2Pack

It is the details that count. Well done.

rockingdog

Found a funny;

principal: you need to wear a mask

11th grade english teacher: whomst among us has not found the human conditon to be that of wearing a mask

principal: jesus christ bill

rockingdog

Whoa 😮

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Doktor Zymm

Is it still okay to call young people plague rats, or is the polite term now plague rodentia?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ve always hated the X,Y, Z progression of generations, so it makes me happy that “Millennials” has caught on and “Zoomers” probably will too.

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, the Y and Z were just placeholder names that caught on after no one could be bothered to come up with a real name for gen X

herodotus450

A damn shame, we could be on Gen XXX by now.

SonOfSpam

Hey, we’re awesome and mysterious and that’s why we’re named X and

ok it’s unimaginative and we suck whatever shut up

yeah right

Yes.

It’s ok.

SonOfSpam

Hint on the music puzzle?

The songs kick ass.

YOU GUYS KICK ASS.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“HELL YEAH WE DO!” – Urban Meyer, lining one up at a special teams player

yeah right

Lead singer walking slowly in the distance.

Doktor Zymm

Ok, this super lemony cocktail is actually pretty damn delicious. It’s gin, limoncello, sour, and basil. Can’t taste the basil, I think it might be missing, but still good.

Sharkbait

Im intrigued!

Doktor Zymm

Waiting for the Jorts/lawyer zoom cat crossover episode

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh! I hadn’t realized there was an update, it’s adorable.

Gumbygirl

JORTS! He’s the dumb orange boy the world needs! Pam is a fucking psycho.

King Hippo

Swordplay on the Chants’ sideline, paging Buddy Cole…

Doktor Zymm

I just ordered an overpriced yet lemony and refreshing cocktail from an Italian themed bar at a Universal Studios resort in Orlando, like an ‘Murican!

Brick Meathook

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m making stock with one notable difference from usual: half a Peking duck.

Over/under on the thickness of the fat layer is 1″ (colloquially known as a quarter-Favre).

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Doktor Zymm

Ducks are some chubby-ass fowl

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I love the idea of a confit. I’d love to save the fat and do something with it but I’ve already got a big jar of beef tallow in the fridge.

Doktor Zymm

It is delicious for roast potatoes

Gumbygirl

They are greasy AF. The Guido’s of the duck world!

King Hippo

I’d say Litre’s over bet was wise.

litre_cola

Parlayed with NIU +11.5

Mr. Ayo

Woah, someone’s getting rich tonight.

litre_cola

Kinda on a heater this week. Last night was beauty, after I went to bed. Woke up very happy after the Ek, Hill, Kelce TD,s Chefs +3.5 and the over. IT ALL HIT AFTER I GAVE UP.

Doktor Zymm

That is how giving up is SUPPOSED to work!

Mr. Ayo

Well, I guess we can’t have nice things.

litre_cola

Just dumped tsatsiki on my laptop. I am not happy about Greece right now.

Doktor Zymm

“We are also unhappy about Greece!”
– Macedonia

litre_cola

Mia Khalifa. That is the answer. Put it together sheeple!

Balls is subliminally putting porn in the readers brain.

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Mr. Ayo

It’s getting cold outside.

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Mr. Ayo

It gives some goosebumps.

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Mr. Ayo

Some less than others.

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Mr. Ayo

Some try to get away.

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Mr. Ayo

Some are just underdressed.

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Mr. Ayo

Some wade in anyway.

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Mr. Ayo

Some react to the cold differently.

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Mr. Ayo

Some vacation in sunny locales.

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Mr. Ayo

But the best embrace the cold and holiday season.

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