Your Petronel/Ghost of BeerGuyRob Joust and Open Thread

Get thee on your steeds! There’s a tourney underway! Ok, enough of that silliness…

To The Game!

Niners/Packers:

-Am I scotchnautradamus? Turns out that Nick Bosa did indeed have a ‘playoff concussion’, ie., one that isn’t that serious because there’s an important game to be played. Welcome to your CTE years Nick-I hope you don’t pee in the oven that much.

-The boys are Bakhtiari in town? (that was horrible but I’m leaving it in) It looks as though both David and Jaire are going to go today.

-Trading Fatal Flaws: The Packers are 28th in DVOA vs the run which is bad news for them. The Niners counter this with their D being second last in the league vs the opponents #1 wide receiver.

-Green Bay’s tandem of Jones and Dillon is as talented as they come but San Franny has allowed but one team since week 9 to run for over a hundred yards. That one game was due to a 75 yard fake punt though.

-I have no time for anyone making an argument for the visiting team being at a disadvantage because Brrrr, it’s so cold! The Niners run-heavy O and smash mouth, physical D is weatherproof.

-Contrasting QB’s-It’s The Difference Maker vs The Caretaker! Rodgers, of course, can get his team out of any jam within reason and will lean on Adams quite a bit. (although don’t forget about Lazard) As for Jimmy G, he has a vastly superior supporting cast so his deal is to play his hand conservatively and not commit any turnovers. The team is 7-0 when he goes interception-less.

-Shall we talk about pressure? The Niners had 22(!) against Dak last week.

-Shall we talk about pressure again? Baby Shanny, like most ‘run like hell, defense will hold ’em’ coaches showed a reluctance to go for it on 4th and short vs the Cowboys last week. In a close game like this one, he’ll no doubt have to pull the trigger a few times in order to get the coveted W.

Hold onto your britches with one hand, type with the other.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The only time I’ll ever align myself with JJ Reddick:

https://twitter.com/jj_redick/status/1484986586274185225?t=XfaSOzwZbNP-KA06A-yg9w&s=19

TheRevanchist

Peanut butter sandwiches.
Lemonades.
Shortbread.

All others are not as good, but you should buy them anyway and support the Girl Scouts, as you may not agree with all their philosophies, but you still support female empowerment.

Beerguyrob
yeah right

Fuck yes! Feel free to retire Q-Aaron.

SonOfSpam

he gonna be the Vikes QB next year just because Shiva hates you

Gumbygirl

Or he’ll be the Donks qb cuz Shiva hates Hippo.
Or he’s gonna be the Steelers qb cuz Shiva hates me.

BugEyedBoo

Nah, I figure the next season you’ll get The Mason Rudolph Experience. He can’t run, but he makes up for it with a noodle arm!

yeah right

Don’t even joke man. It’s happened before.

Beerguyrob

Suddenly, don_t & I have our Sundays free. Perhaps we should catch some WWC wrestling down in San Juan.

2Pack

Bad night for #1 seeds. So much for rest… I think rest is way overated.

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Game Time Decision

McLovin all the packers and Fraudgers jokes. Even as packer fan. They lost a game earlier than I figured

SonOfSpam

Well played

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Upcoming DFO Guest Lecture featuring Aaron Rodgers: How to Watch the Super Bowl from the Comfort of Your Own Home

Brick Meathook

Sunset at the Costco Gas Station, ca. Today

My local Costco has like 30 pumps. I don’t know how many cars/hour but it’s a lot. Between this, a $75 Eggs Benedict, and 3 hours at the fucking Apple Store I missed the AFC game, but tomorrow’s my birthday so I’ve always got that. Hope I die soon, except I’ve never felt better. I also went to Ralphs, I forgot about that.

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SonOfSpam

I don’t hope you die soon, but happy birthday tomorrow.

Gumbygirl

Happy Birthday Eve!

Doktor Zymm

Ok SoCal, I know you and NorCal have had your rivalries and differences and such, but this weekend y’all need to work together as Californians to save the USA from the ravages of a shitty and annoying Superb Owl. NorCal just did its part by slaying Qaaron, the boatman over the river Covyx. Now it is your turn, you must sink the MRSA Bradymarck, the NFLs most powerful warship!

Gumbygirl

Fire in the hole! Torpedos away!

Redshirt

Evan McPherson calls game-winning kick vs. Titans, makes NFL history in lifting Bengals to AFC title game – CBSSports.com

These Bengals are way too confident. Its going to bite them in their tails but I’m enjoying the ride.

Senor Weaselo

He went full Eren Jaeger, but actually wiped the Titans out of existence.

/Please no spoilers I just finished Season 2

Horatio Cornblower

My daughter watches that show. I have seen the first season, and she’s had a lot of the final season on during her break while I was working. I could tell you some spoilers, but as God is my witness I have no idea what is going on, even with her explaining things. That show is insane.

SonOfSpam

Ivermectin is also trending on Twitter so tonight is just terrific.

Horatio Cornblower

‘Welcome to Flatch’ looks like a dumpster fire outside of an abortion clinic, but Aya Cash is in it and she did outstanding work in ‘You’re The Worst’, an incredibly underrated series, so I will watch it for the three weeks it’ll likely be on.

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Aya’s on the right.

SonOfSpam

I don’t wanna watch a sitcom based on a town named after sucking the post-coital detritus from a butthole, some of us have class

Horatio Cornblower

“some of us have class”

I believe, Sir, that if you read our bylaws you will see that we do not allow class here. Kindly remove yourself from the clubhouse.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No he means that he has traffic school in the morning so he can’t stay up late watching sitcoms. Just a little flatch porn and then it’s straight to bed.

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SonOfSpam

this guy gets it

Gumbygirl

That’s right! If the Rams win, the NFC championship game is in LA!

SonOfSpam

Not that it would really help much but yes!

ballsofsteelandfury

Remember the Super Bowl is in LA too.

SonOfSpam

Also, if you flip over to ESPN2, you can watch Nadal playing tennis. There is no channel where you can watch Djokovic playing tennis.

Doktor Zymm

They’re talking about banning him from the French Open too!

SonOfSpam

BON

Gumbygirl

Oui, formidable!

yeah right

Sim!

SonOfSpam

YES ALL OF THIS

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Spur

AARON FRAUDGERS is trending

Petronel

Kind of a weird game. Feels like we shouldn’t have won, but I’ll take it, obviously.

At least we’ve made sure that QAaron won’t get a ring this year.

King Hippo

You did THE LAWD’s work. Now, let RRRRRRRRRAM IT!!! do theirs.

Sharkbait

Oh my god.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Would someone have been in the end zone?

Redshirt

…maybe. With that temperature, the range may be affected.

Sharkbait

Apparently not.

SonOfSpam

No even if yes let us have this

Spur
BrettFavresColonoscopy

And that’s one of our own!

yeah right

That’s Why Eagles Why!

Dunstan

Rodgers is now calling Sidney Powell and Rudy Guiliani about sending the NFL an alternate score.

Senor Weaselo

I guess that QAaron is immunized from recurring Super Bowls.

Spur

Am getting the wine out. You folks want some?

Sharkbait

Red or white?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Shut up and drink it

Spur

red

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS CHOICE I CALL IT A STRAWBERRY BECAUSE THE CORRECT ANSWER IS FIRST WHITE, THEN RED.

Horatio Cornblower

Stephen Miller was with you in the first half.

SonOfSpam

Who the fuck cares the answer is yes

Doktor Zymm

Hells yeah! Thank you kindly

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