Get thee on your steeds! There’s a tourney underway! Ok, enough of that silliness…
To The Game!
Niners/Packers:
-Am I scotchnautradamus? Turns out that Nick Bosa did indeed have a ‘playoff concussion’, ie., one that isn’t that serious because there’s an important game to be played. Welcome to your CTE years Nick-I hope you don’t pee in the oven that much.
-The boys are Bakhtiari in town? (that was horrible but I’m leaving it in) It looks as though both David and Jaire are going to go today.
-Trading Fatal Flaws: The Packers are 28th in DVOA vs the run which is bad news for them. The Niners counter this with their D being second last in the league vs the opponents #1 wide receiver.
-Green Bay’s tandem of Jones and Dillon is as talented as they come but San Franny has allowed but one team since week 9 to run for over a hundred yards. That one game was due to a 75 yard fake punt though.
-I have no time for anyone making an argument for the visiting team being at a disadvantage because Brrrr, it’s so cold! The Niners run-heavy O and smash mouth, physical D is weatherproof.
-Contrasting QB’s-It’s The Difference Maker vs The Caretaker! Rodgers, of course, can get his team out of any jam within reason and will lean on Adams quite a bit. (although don’t forget about Lazard) As for Jimmy G, he has a vastly superior supporting cast so his deal is to play his hand conservatively and not commit any turnovers. The team is 7-0 when he goes interception-less.
-Shall we talk about pressure? The Niners had 22(!) against Dak last week.
-Shall we talk about pressure again? Baby Shanny, like most ‘run like hell, defense will hold ’em’ coaches showed a reluctance to go for it on 4th and short vs the Cowboys last week. In a close game like this one, he’ll no doubt have to pull the trigger a few times in order to get the coveted W.
Hold onto your britches with one hand, type with the other.
If this game goes to overtime, it may go to double OT.
the longer this game goes on the longer Jimmy G gets to torture me
Related to my earlier post, you may have guessed that, due to the extenuating circumstances mentioned earlier this week, Dry January is over and never to be discussed again. And this sweet little bastard is a great way to end a very, very shitty week.
Maybe that rattled punter can drop the snap??
I hope Qaaron slips and falls on the snow and breaks his coxyyx
Only if he bleeds out and dies. Otherwise he’ll keep playing the victim and get elected to the Senate from Wisconsin.
His butthurt will get infected, but he will refuse antibiotics as a personal choice and eventually die from blood poisoning
Not after this loss.
Almost a Q-aaron do-his-own-pickerception time
Goddamn you were so close to a monkey’s paw fucking you over but good.
Ok Santa Clarans, I need you to do something very, very important. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP.
(slowly walks in clubhouse, eyes closed, wearing only a sousaphone)
“So how’s the game?”
Nice sousaphone!
oh please, if Rodgers gets killed on this drive……
Really any drive would be fine with me.
Doesn’t even have to be during a football game or activity.
I just stumbled on this while looking for a reply, and it is hilarious enough that I have to break in to the Packers very special paste-eaters allowing the game to be tied to post it.
https://twitter.com/r_historymemes/status/1254465722144735233
Well I’ll be….
Holy shit. I literally turned this game back on three plays ago.
Not ded yet!
oh my god
lol Packers
OK THEN
Well that was something.
Well that was unexpected…
That punt also tested positive for COVID
How bad is it? I haven’t looked yet
Hey, nawt awful! The Niners made their own number of points!
It has been way more awful than you think.
I just switched to the game in time for that blocked punt and feel very validated about my life choices
Since I finished binging Season 2 earlier…
THIS EVAN MCPHERSON I CALL HIM LEVI ACKERMANN FROM THE WAY HE KILLED THE TITANS.
The ambulance is bringing him a coat. It is snowing tonight!
– Joe Buck
Sorry I’m late. Mrs. Cornblower wanted to have sex and someone had to let the guy in and then watch the fire so it didn’t get out of the fireplace and scorch the rug like last time.
Anyway, what’d I miss? Is is a tad chilly in Green Bay?
Do they tip you for that or do you tip him?
I think it’s his wife that gets The Tip.
USFL can kiss my hairy pale arse
GO FOR IT
not like that. jeez.
She must work out.
Not as hard as that bra is.
Are we all in agreement that Deebo is the best offensive player in teh NFL right now?
IT’S TAWWNY FAHCKIN’ BRADY AND DONTCH FAHCKIN’ FAHGET IT!!!
kittle korn
The Packers strategy of trying to run out the clock with three minutes to go in the third quarter seems like an interesting choice of maneuver.
From what I’ve seen, Jimmy G is doing nothing to show them that it’s a bad idea.
Quick ass fullback
Deebo ded?
Winded; maybe seeing two Jimmy Gs.
Qaaron drinking high grade horse juice during the timeout.
Catherine the Great has followed you
Someone has to win, and I think it’s Joe Buck’s agent for how often he gets to talk during slow games.
This game feels like it’s been on forever
and it’s not really getting any better, maybe this is that purgatory the Catholics talk about
WineWife is baking to distract herself during the game. I might be 300 pounds by next weekend.
ooooh, you can order one of them dialing wands for your phone!
I’ve got a little bit of a crush on Tara, Tax Expert. For her mind, no doubt.
I’ll see all of you in hell for laughing with me.
put the rookie in
I mean, you’d at least have to account for him as a runner, open things up for Deebo (if he wasn’t already ded).
NASCAR is like watching paint dry, but a race in the LA Coliseum has me intrigued.
I wish there was a professional Demolition Derby League. I’d watch the everloving hell out of that.
So battlebots with humans inside
With more fire, flipping and parts flying off.
I’ve been to three demolition derbys and they were all disappointing. Not nearly as violent as pop culture makes them seem
Yeah, the field is too small and the cars don’t get up much speed.
I remember Wide World of Sports used to have figure-8 racing. Let’s see some of that.
Figure 8 racing still exists!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLGRLxM_kF0
God Bless America.
The lack of fan safety features has me on the fence.
Bring back that 1930’s approach to fan safety.
The last basketball game they played there has me intrigued for racing there.
This Janeane fella…not so good
https://twitter.com/Oliviawitherite/status/1485071283880615939
Good Golly Miss Molly!
Nah, her name is shotzi
Once you go black (lagoon) you never go back.
niners can fucking do this
“Not if I can help it!”–
Jimmy G., Santa Clara, CA
some meatballs are just a little TOO spicy
Good evening. Fuck Aaron Rodgers.
That is all.
I mean if I gotta…
NoooooooDeebooooooooo!
He’s out?
Again, Janeane? That was way too close.
Well this just keeps getting better and better
well, at least there’s snow
That was a dick shootin’.
This running game might just be a good idea, Tomsulas.