Your Petronel/Ghost of BeerGuyRob Joust and Open Thread

Get thee on your steeds! There’s a tourney underway! Ok, enough of that silliness…

To The Game!

Niners/Packers:

-Am I scotchnautradamus? Turns out that Nick Bosa did indeed have a ‘playoff concussion’, ie., one that isn’t that serious because there’s an important game to be played. Welcome to your CTE years Nick-I hope you don’t pee in the oven that much.

-The boys are Bakhtiari in town? (that was horrible but I’m leaving it in) It looks as though both David and Jaire are going to go today.

-Trading Fatal Flaws: The Packers are 28th in DVOA vs the run which is bad news for them. The Niners counter this with their D being second last in the league vs the opponents #1 wide receiver.

-Green Bay’s tandem of Jones and Dillon is as talented as they come but San Franny has allowed but one team since week 9 to run for over a hundred yards. That one game was due to a 75 yard fake punt though.

-I have no time for anyone making an argument for the visiting team being at a disadvantage because Brrrr, it’s so cold! The Niners run-heavy O and smash mouth, physical D is weatherproof.

-Contrasting QB’s-It’s The Difference Maker vs The Caretaker! Rodgers, of course, can get his team out of any jam within reason and will lean on Adams quite a bit. (although don’t forget about Lazard) As for Jimmy G, he has a vastly superior supporting cast so his deal is to play his hand conservatively and not commit any turnovers. The team is 7-0 when he goes interception-less.

-Shall we talk about pressure? The Niners had 22(!) against Dak last week.

-Shall we talk about pressure again? Baby Shanny, like most ‘run like hell, defense will hold ’em’ coaches showed a reluctance to go for it on 4th and short vs the Cowboys last week. In a close game like this one, he’ll no doubt have to pull the trigger a few times in order to get the coveted W.

Hold onto your britches with one hand, type with the other.

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Redshirt

If this game goes to overtime, it may go to double OT.

Spur

the longer this game goes on the longer Jimmy G gets to torture me

Horatio Cornblower

Related to my earlier post, you may have guessed that, due to the extenuating circumstances mentioned earlier this week, Dry January is over and never to be discussed again. And this sweet little bastard is a great way to end a very, very shitty week.

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King Hippo

Maybe that rattled punter can drop the snap??

Doktor Zymm

I hope Qaaron slips and falls on the snow and breaks his coxyyx

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Only if he bleeds out and dies. Otherwise he’ll keep playing the victim and get elected to the Senate from Wisconsin.

Doktor Zymm

His butthurt will get infected, but he will refuse antibiotics as a personal choice and eventually die from blood poisoning

Horatio Cornblower

Not after this loss.

King Hippo

Almost a Q-aaron do-his-own-pickerception time

Horatio Cornblower

Goddamn you were so close to a monkey’s paw fucking you over but good.

Doktor Zymm

Ok Santa Clarans, I need you to do something very, very important. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP.

Redshirt

(slowly walks in clubhouse, eyes closed, wearing only a sousaphone)

“So how’s the game?”

Doktor Zymm

Nice sousaphone!

Spur

oh please, if Rodgers gets killed on this drive……

Horatio Cornblower

Really any drive would be fine with me.

Redshirt

Doesn’t even have to be during a football game or activity.

Horatio Cornblower

I just stumbled on this while looking for a reply, and it is hilarious enough that I have to break in to the Packers very special paste-eaters allowing the game to be tied to post it.

https://twitter.com/r_historymemes/status/1254465722144735233

ballsofsteelandfury

Well I’ll be….

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Holy shit. I literally turned this game back on three plays ago.

Gumbygirl

Not ded yet!

hippofant

oh my god

Spur

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Mr. Ayo

lol Packers

Petronel

OK THEN

litre_cola

Well that was something.

WCS

Well that was unexpected…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That punt also tested positive for COVID

Doktor Zymm

How bad is it? I haven’t looked yet

Doktor Zymm

Hey, nawt awful! The Niners made their own number of points!

hippofant

It has been way more awful than you think.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I just switched to the game in time for that blocked punt and feel very validated about my life choices

Senor Weaselo

Since I finished binging Season 2 earlier…

THIS EVAN MCPHERSON I CALL HIM LEVI ACKERMANN FROM THE WAY HE KILLED THE TITANS.

ballsofsteelandfury

The ambulance is bringing him a coat. It is snowing tonight!

– Joe Buck

Horatio Cornblower

Sorry I’m late. Mrs. Cornblower wanted to have sex and someone had to let the guy in and then watch the fire so it didn’t get out of the fireplace and scorch the rug like last time.

Anyway, what’d I miss? Is is a tad chilly in Green Bay?

litre_cola

Do they tip you for that or do you tip him?

ballsofsteelandfury

I think it’s his wife that gets The Tip.

Horatio Cornblower

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King Hippo

USFL can kiss my hairy pale arse

Fronkenshteen

GO FOR IT

Fronkenshteen

not like that. jeez.

Brocky

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ballsofsteelandfury

She must work out.

Horatio Cornblower

Not as hard as that bra is.

Fronkenshteen

Are we all in agreement that Deebo is the best offensive player in teh NFL right now?

Horatio Cornblower

IT’S TAWWNY FAHCKIN’ BRADY AND DONTCH FAHCKIN’ FAHGET IT!!!

Fronkenshteen

kittle korn

Beerguyrob

The Packers strategy of trying to run out the clock with three minutes to go in the third quarter seems like an interesting choice of maneuver.

Horatio Cornblower

From what I’ve seen, Jimmy G is doing nothing to show them that it’s a bad idea.

LemonJello

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Fronkenshteen

Quick ass fullback

Sharkbait

Deebo ded?

Beerguyrob

Winded; maybe seeing two Jimmy Gs.

LemonJello

Catherine the Great has followed you

Beerguyrob

Someone has to win, and I think it’s Joe Buck’s agent for how often he gets to talk during slow games.

NotShogunButShogun

This game feels like it’s been on forever

King Hippo

and it’s not really getting any better, maybe this is that purgatory the Catholics talk about

Beerguyrob

WineWife is baking to distract herself during the game. I might be 300 pounds by next weekend.

King Hippo

ooooh, you can order one of them dialing wands for your phone!

WCS

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BugEyedBoo

I’ve got a little bit of a crush on Tara, Tax Expert. For her mind, no doubt.

Sharkbait

I’ll see all of you in hell for laughing with me.

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WCS

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Spur

put the rookie in

King Hippo

I mean, you’d at least have to account for him as a runner, open things up for Deebo (if he wasn’t already ded).

BugEyedBoo

NASCAR is like watching paint dry, but a race in the LA Coliseum has me intrigued.

LemonJello

I wish there was a professional Demolition Derby League. I’d watch the everloving hell out of that.

Game Time Decision

So battlebots with humans inside

LemonJello

With more fire, flipping and parts flying off.

Brocky

I’ve been to three demolition derbys and they were all disappointing. Not nearly as violent as pop culture makes them seem

BugEyedBoo

Yeah, the field is too small and the cars don’t get up much speed.

I remember Wide World of Sports used to have figure-8 racing. Let’s see some of that.

ballsofsteelandfury

Figure 8 racing still exists!

Brick Meathook

God Bless America.

Spur

The lack of fan safety features has me on the fence.

BugEyedBoo

Bring back that 1930’s approach to fan safety.

Beerguyrob

The last basketball game they played there has me intrigued for racing there.

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NotShogunButShogun

This Janeane fella…not so good

Brocky

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ballsofsteelandfury

Good Golly Miss Molly!

Brocky

Nah, her name is shotzi

BugEyedBoo

Once you go black (lagoon) you never go back.

Fronkenshteen

niners can fucking do this

WCS

“Not if I can help it!”–

Jimmy G., Santa Clara, CA

King Hippo

some meatballs are just a little TOO spicy

The Maestro

Good evening. Fuck Aaron Rodgers.

That is all.

NotShogunButShogun

I mean if I gotta…

Gumbygirl

NoooooooDeebooooooooo!

Fronkenshteen

He’s out?

Petronel

Again, Janeane? That was way too close.

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Petronel

Well this just keeps getting better and better

King Hippo

well, at least there’s snow

Spur

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Gumbygirl

That was a dick shootin’.

King Hippo

This running game might just be a good idea, Tomsulas.