As I mentioned before, Brocky and Mr. Ayo have very graciously stepped in for a few weeks now and provided the Sexy for us. Today it is Mr. Ayo’s fifth showcase. No Balls’ Pic O’ Da Week until the end of the month.
We also have new songs!
Enjoy!
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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
Here are your 24 pictures of the week.
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Today’s songs are one-hit wonders. Enjoy!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.
An Austrian? Ah did Na-zi that coming!!
Strengths: Footwork, lateral quickness, learning new songs with a nanny
Weaknesses: Sharing locker room with Josh Rosen and not releasing gas in the ducts
Was this posted in the “songs that bang” category? Would have fit.
Joel Embiid (orbital fracture, concussion) without timetable for return.
Oh noooo! That’s not rocking for 76ers
Yikes. Philly fans gonna react reasonably?
Toronto fans will be apologizing profusely.
“Hope he gets through that battery of tests.”
-Philly Fans
+9V
[shakes fist at JJD]
NEW RULE – Each pick has to slow dance with Ginger Hammer until the next pick is announced.
WITH RAGING SEMI
with those fluid hips, how could you NOT??
[pushes everyone out of the way to get to the front of the line] – Peter King
Did NAWT see Ridder going ahead of Malik.
Maybe Malik falls to RAMMMMMIT and we have a 2QB offense.
The other one is still on the board too.
Corral and Howell, drunk driving defense law firm.
Malik Willis could run Balmer’s scout team?
Balmer called Horatio for ideas, and well…
I wonder if Donks are trading 75 to Black Panthers. A 4th this year and a 2nd next year? I’d be thrilled.
Only 30 more picks or so til RAMMMMMMMMMIT gets to play!
Found a funny;
look for the girl with the broken smile, ask her if she opa gangnam style
TWolves vs Grizz 🏀
Hopefully it’s rocking!!!
Two guys named Drake have been drafted, both from USC. WEIRD>
Absolutely no doubt in my mind that Pierre Garcon is somehow related to Nicholas Petit-Frere.
The former just a bit MOAR LUCKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2IUDF-p2Ug
LOVE this song!
As you should!
Just catchy and happy and now I wanna go to Thatcher-era England and get drunk in a pub while ska plays in the background and I fail at picking up the least-ugly bird in the place.
Marcus Jones (DB/KR, HOU) is who I wants at 75.
How will #ThePauls Paul things up?? STAY TUNED
Screamy Guy is screamy.
To honoUr our armed forces, Hippo took a 90-second piss, and grabbed a ginger beer. THANK MAH SERVICE DAMN YEWWWWW
It took 82 games, but the Ottawa Senators are finally mathematically eliminated from finishing ahead of the Detroit Red Wings.
I might be biased but it was by far the most exciting competition in the NHL this year. You win this round, completely unreliable Greek historian that spelled ‘420’ incorrectly.
How much did the collective armed forces pay for this bit of propaganda?
oh wow, forgot this guy was still here. Donks beat guy on The Athletic was wishcasting for him to fall to 64…
HIPPO GRADE: A
James Cook, high af
NFL HR DAY ROOLZ WOO!!!!!!!!
But they keep having wrestling superstars on stage.
Holding mah tinkle FOAR DONKS WOO!!!!!!
/JV 500s have a badass CB/kick returner guy that I want at 64 or 75
The name “Sue Nami and the Waves” barely lost out when band members voted and I think that’s a travesty of the first order.
“Hello cb Cam Taylor-Britt, goodbye Eli Apple!”
-Cincy Bengali’s
We’ll miss him.
-Rams and their fans
“Goodbye, Eli’s Apple!” – Elisha, discarding the fruit that Olivia insists on putting into his lunchbox
Wow. The bengals are wising up and getting replacements for Eli Apple.
Fred Banana?
I just read someone say, “Just trade Mason Rudolph for a ham sandwich and get it over with” and I can’t stop laughing.
Speaking of Off Broadway Joe, I heard prodigal son PFT Commenter reference the KSK word on his podcast the other day. The Legacy Lives!
He only follows about 1000 people on twitter, and we’re one of them. That always made me feel like he’s never forgotten that we were one of his first audiences.
Another trade?! With all these exchanges, this draft is starting to resemble a Key Party,
“S’cuse Me While I Kiss This Skyy” is a great fantasy football team name for a Chiefs fan.
Or a Joe Namath fan
/cirrhosis joke
Gotta get to binging Ozark and Barry, but I’m hanging in to see if Dallas drafts the UConn DT.
Well, that’s half an episode I missed just to watch Dallas reach for a one-dimensional guy described as a 3rd-4th round talent.
Great use of my time.
Burn in hell, JJ.
Solid Steelers draft with nothing flashy but addressing needs, as per usual.
Whether it’s encouraging NFL teams to hire more minority coaches, drafting quiet, serious players, or covering up a series of violent sexual assaults by their star quarterback, the Steelers do it The Right Way.
That’s why I hate you guys: You know what you’re doing.
Show offs!!!
I’ll bet my last five bucks that her name is Rose Royce.
Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille.
I don’t see a problem.
/sighs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB0aROCl530&ab_channel=patel
The Onion remains undefeated
https://www.theonion.com/washington-commanders-let-make-a-wish-kid-announce-pick-1848855388?utm_campaign=The+Onion&utm_content=1651262985&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=facebook
That’s genius
I can so see them doing that for real.
Mel Kiper: “The only reason Dean hasn’t been taken is that he’s too small and can’t do anything.”
Nakobe Dean:
I bet the Giants package all those extra picks in order to move up 5 spots so that they can draft a punter. [takes temperature] Oh damn, looks like I’ve come down with a serious case of ‘The Gettlemans’.
This Round 2 is Exact Change Only because no one’s getting a quarter back.
Mr. Redshirt, would you like to explain to the class why you didn’t formulate this as a “THIS GUY” joke?
Dustin Poirer!
Holy Shit, talk about burying the lede. The Bears picked Jaquan Brisker and mentioned that his grandfather played pro basketball. His name was John Brisker and he disappeared after travelling to Uganda as a soldier of fortune. (apparently)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Brisker
Either killed while fighting as a mercenary or shot in a fight with Ugandan royalty.
As one does.
Maybe Idi Amin ate him.
The Last King of Scotland is a really good movie
One of the very best
I’m not sure I’m drafting a Penn State product who’s good at getting in the back end, Mel.
Good songs this week!
(also good photos)
With the 48th pick the Bears take Norm, the big fat guy from ‘Cheers’
NORM!!!
Norman…
“How’s life treating you, Norm?”
“Like it caught me in bed with its wife”
“How ya doin’ Mr. Peterson?”
“Well, it’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m wearing Milk Bones for underwear.”
“What’s going on, Mr. Peterson?”
“Let’s talk about wha’s going in Mr. Peterson”.
Fun hypothetical: Steelers get ANOTHER QB if none are picked between now and their pick.
Discuss.
If it gives Mark Madden another coronary, I’m on board.
absolutely, LET THEM FIGHT
We were just talking about that! Doubt it, but it would be epic.
Too bad the Commies won’t get to pick on Glorious May Day, comrades
Think the Lions got a good one there. What the hell? Someone needs to remind them they’re Detroit.
None of these players’ ligaments will survive to September.
I can’t believe that Keegan Michael didn’t take that opportunity to announce the pick as ‘Dan Smith, kicker, BYU’
Damn, I was beginning to delude myself that Ojabo would fall to Dallas.
Greetings, fellow degenerates
Who won the fleshlight?
Spam, of course
That’s the answer to the flavor question too!
Drew losing his shit on Twitter over the Vikings’ non-draft draft is hilarious.
Goodbye remaining 18 brain cells.
That’s mean. I love you.