Sexy Friday Mr. Ayo Showcase #5

As I mentioned before, Brocky and Mr. Ayo have very graciously stepped in for a few weeks now and provided the Sexy for us. Today it is Mr. Ayo’s fifth showcase. No Balls’ Pic O’ Da Week until the end of the month.

We also have new songs!

Enjoy!

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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

Here are your 24 pictures of the week.

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Today’s songs are one-hit wonders. Enjoy!

Song Number One:

Toto Coelo – I Eat Cannibal

Canción Número Dos:

Real Life – Send Me An Angel

Chanson Numéro Trois:

When In Rome – The Promise

Canzone numero quattro:

Ebn Ozn – AEIOU Sometimes Y

Canção número cinco

The Polecats – Make A Circuit With Me

Seigarren zenbakia:

Trans X – Living On Video

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.

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King Hippo

An Austrian? Ah did Na-zi that coming!!

SonOfSpam

Strengths: Footwork, lateral quickness, learning new songs with a nanny
Weaknesses: Sharing locker room with Josh Rosen and not releasing gas in the ducts

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Was this posted in the “songs that bang” category? Would have fit.

rockingdog

Joel Embiid (orbital fracture, concussion) without timetable for return.

Oh noooo! That’s not rocking for 76ers

SonOfSpam

Yikes. Philly fans gonna react reasonably?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Toronto fans will be apologizing profusely.

scotchnaut

“Hope he gets through that battery of tests.”

-Philly Fans

SonOfSpam

+9V

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[shakes fist at JJD]

King Hippo

NEW RULE – Each pick has to slow dance with Ginger Hammer until the next pick is announced.

SonOfSpam

WITH RAGING SEMI

King Hippo

with those fluid hips, how could you NOT??

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[pushes everyone out of the way to get to the front of the line] – Peter King

SonOfSpam

Did NAWT see Ridder going ahead of Malik.

Maybe Malik falls to RAMMMMMIT and we have a 2QB offense.

SonOfSpam

Corral and Howell, drunk driving defense law firm.

King Hippo

Malik Willis could run Balmer’s scout team?

SonOfSpam

Balmer called Horatio for ideas, and well…

Horatio Cornblower

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King Hippo

I wonder if Donks are trading 75 to Black Panthers. A 4th this year and a 2nd next year? I’d be thrilled.

SonOfSpam

Only 30 more picks or so til RAMMMMMMMMMIT gets to play!

rockingdog

Found a funny;

look for the girl with the broken smile, ask her if she opa gangnam style

SonOfSpam

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rockingdog

TWolves vs Grizz 🏀
Hopefully it’s rocking!!!

herodotus450

Two guys named Drake have been drafted, both from USC. WEIRD>

scotchnaut

Absolutely no doubt in my mind that Pierre Garcon is somehow related to Nicholas Petit-Frere.

King Hippo

The former just a bit MOAR LUCKY

SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam

As you should!

Just catchy and happy and now I wanna go to Thatcher-era England and get drunk in a pub while ska plays in the background and I fail at picking up the least-ugly bird in the place.

King Hippo

Marcus Jones (DB/KR, HOU) is who I wants at 75.

King Hippo

How will #ThePauls Paul things up?? STAY TUNED

King Hippo

Screamy Guy is screamy.

King Hippo

To honoUr our armed forces, Hippo took a 90-second piss, and grabbed a ginger beer. THANK MAH SERVICE DAMN YEWWWWW

herodotus450

It took 82 games, but the Ottawa Senators are finally mathematically eliminated from finishing ahead of the Detroit Red Wings.

scotchnaut

I might be biased but it was by far the most exciting competition in the NHL this year. You win this round, completely unreliable Greek historian that spelled ‘420’ incorrectly.

scotchnaut

How much did the collective armed forces pay for this bit of propaganda?

King Hippo

oh wow, forgot this guy was still here. Donks beat guy on The Athletic was wishcasting for him to fall to 64…

HIPPO GRADE: A

King Hippo

James Cook, high af

King Hippo

NFL HR DAY ROOLZ WOO!!!!!!!!

TheRevanchist

But they keep having wrestling superstars on stage.

King Hippo

Holding mah tinkle FOAR DONKS WOO!!!!!!

/JV 500s have a badass CB/kick returner guy that I want at 64 or 75

scotchnaut

The name “Sue Nami and the Waves” barely lost out when band members voted and I think that’s a travesty of the first order.

scotchnaut

“Hello cb Cam Taylor-Britt, goodbye Eli Apple!”

-Cincy Bengali’s

SonOfSpam

We’ll miss him.

-Rams and their fans

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Goodbye, Eli’s Apple!” – Elisha, discarding the fruit that Olivia insists on putting into his lunchbox

TheRevanchist

Wow. The bengals are wising up and getting replacements for Eli Apple.

Game Time Decision

Fred Banana?

herodotus450

Speaking of Off Broadway Joe, I heard prodigal son PFT Commenter reference the KSK word on his podcast the other day. The Legacy Lives!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He only follows about 1000 people on twitter, and we’re one of them. That always made me feel like he’s never forgotten that we were one of his first audiences.

Redshirt

Another trade?! With all these exchanges, this draft is starting to resemble a Key Party,

scotchnaut

“S’cuse Me While I Kiss This Skyy” is a great fantasy football team name for a Chiefs fan.

herodotus450

Or a Joe Namath fan
/cirrhosis joke

Horatio Cornblower

Gotta get to binging Ozark and Barry, but I’m hanging in to see if Dallas drafts the UConn DT.

Horatio Cornblower

Well, that’s half an episode I missed just to watch Dallas reach for a one-dimensional guy described as a 3rd-4th round talent.

Great use of my time.

Burn in hell, JJ.

Horatio Cornblower

Whether it’s encouraging NFL teams to hire more minority coaches, drafting quiet, serious players, or covering up a series of violent sexual assaults by their star quarterback, the Steelers do it The Right Way.

Redshirt

That’s why I hate you guys: You know what you’re doing.

Show offs!!!

Brick Meathook

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scotchnaut

I’ll bet my last five bucks that her name is Rose Royce.

Brick Meathook

Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille.

Redshirt

I can so see them doing that for real.

Horatio Cornblower

Mel Kiper: “The only reason Dean hasn’t been taken is that he’s too small and can’t do anything.”

Nakobe Dean: comment image

scotchnaut

I bet the Giants package all those extra picks in order to move up 5 spots so that they can draft a punter. [takes temperature] Oh damn, looks like I’ve come down with a serious case of ‘The Gettlemans’.

Redshirt

This Round 2 is Exact Change Only because no one’s getting a quarter back.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Mr. Redshirt, would you like to explain to the class why you didn’t formulate this as a “THIS GUY” joke?

Horatio Cornblower

Dustin Poirer!

scotchnaut

Holy Shit, talk about burying the lede. The Bears picked Jaquan Brisker and mentioned that his grandfather played pro basketball. His name was John Brisker and he disappeared after travelling to Uganda as a soldier of fortune. (apparently)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Brisker

Horatio Cornblower

Either killed while fighting as a mercenary or shot in a fight with Ugandan royalty.

As one does.

Gumbygirl

Maybe Idi Amin ate him.

Horatio Cornblower

The Last King of Scotland is a really good movie

King Hippo

One of the very best

Horatio Cornblower

I’m not sure I’m drafting a Penn State product who’s good at getting in the back end, Mel.

SonOfSpam

Good songs this week!

(also good photos)

Horatio Cornblower

With the 48th pick the Bears take Norm, the big fat guy from ‘Cheers’

Redshirt

NORM!!!

King Hippo

Norman…

Horatio Cornblower

“How’s life treating you, Norm?”

“Like it caught me in bed with its wife”

Col. Duke LaCross

“How ya doin’ Mr. Peterson?”

“Well, it’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m wearing Milk Bones for underwear.”

Don T

“What’s going on, Mr. Peterson?”

“Let’s talk about wha’s going in Mr. Peterson”.

WCS

If it gives Mark Madden another coronary, I’m on board.

King Hippo

absolutely, LET THEM FIGHT

Gumbygirl

We were just talking about that! Doubt it, but it would be epic.

King Hippo

Too bad the Commies won’t get to pick on Glorious May Day, comrades

Gumbygirl

Think the Lions got a good one there. What the hell? Someone needs to remind them they’re Detroit.

WCS

None of these players’ ligaments will survive to September.

Horatio Cornblower

I can’t believe that Keegan Michael didn’t take that opportunity to announce the pick as ‘Dan Smith, kicker, BYU’

Horatio Cornblower

Damn, I was beginning to delude myself that Ojabo would fall to Dallas.

Dunstan

Greetings, fellow degenerates

Gumbygirl

Who won the fleshlight?

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Horatio Cornblower

Spam, of course

Col. Duke LaCross

Drew losing his shit on Twitter over the Vikings’ non-draft draft is hilarious.

WCS

Goodbye remaining 18 brain cells.

Gumbygirl

That’s mean. I love you.

WCS

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