Sexy Friday – 20220520

Here we are, once again, on Sexy Friday (all Fridays should be Sexy), and we’re looking at some interesting sports thingys this weekend.

You’ve got your NHL playoffs. You’ve got your NBA playoffs. You’ve got the NASCAR All-Star Race. You’ve got Liga MX semifinals. You’ve got the last weekend of European fútbol action.

All that is good and all but you’re probably wondering, “Balls, should I go see the new Maverick movie this weekend?”

I would tell you to save your money and wait until next weekend when The Bob’s Burgers Movie comes out, but I have an irrational hatred of Tom Cruise.

Actually, I take that back.

I really don’t hate the man. Or any man or woman for that matter. I’m very much a Live and Let Die person.

HOWEVAH, I don’t care for his movies, his personality rubs me the wrong way, and I think he and John Travolta should just come out already and live their lives happy as gay men.

But I’m not going to tell anyone how to live their lives.

I read an interview this week with Scott Thompson of The Kids In The Hall and Paul Bellini, the guy in the towel in the KITH shows and a friend and collaborator of Scott. In that interview, they discussed being openly gay in the 80s and how difficult it was.

I remember those days and they’re right. We’ve come a LONG way since those days. It’s a LOT easier for young gay people to come out today than it was 40 years ago.

Which is to say, Tom and John, it’s never too late. Heck, you might get a boost in popularity!

No pics or videos today as I’ve not had time to prepare them. I’ll leave it to Brocky or Mr. Ayo to make up for me.

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Balls somehow lost his bio and didn't realize it. He's now scrambling to write something clever and failing. He likes butts, boobs, most things that start with the letter B, and writing in the Second Person. Geelong, Toluca, Barcelona, and Steelers, in that order.
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2Pack

Thanks Mr Ayo, you punch way above your weight class Sir.

Mr. Ayo

Hey Refs, chill out on the whistles already.

rockingdog

Last funny;

Elon Musk is really doing an incredible job educating the public about how capitalists end up aligning with fascists to maintain their wealth and limit the power of the working classes.

Mr. Ayo

It appears Alberta is need of more Bananacakes.

WCS

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yeah right

Holy fuck that game was indeed Rocking!

rockingdog

Glad to see the fans are rocking and
Enjoying the new stadium

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WCS

Tourountou won’t be taking that goal away from Edoumountoun.

litre_cola

G’devenin. Drunk on wine as is custom. How we !ll doin?

Dunstan

Better than the Jaguars under Tom Coughlin.

Maybe even as good as the Flames under Daryl Sutter.

Dunstan

But not as good as Connor McDavid, because nobody is that good.

Mr. Ayo

That dude is insane. Absolute cheat code on ice.

WCS

Very much looking forward to the inevitable bench-clearing brawl between the Oileurs and Flaumeus, which will surpass the Anchorman fight sequence.

Gumbygirl

Is Beerguy Rob still hanging out with you, Prairie Wino?

yeah right

All is bloody fucking well in the world.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

All these ads for crypto make it incredibly clear that crypto is in the end stages of its bubble.

rockingdog

Hahaha
Warriors get the W
Holy shit that was a hell of a comeback y’all

This is Rockingggg 🏀

rockingdog

Also shout out lil Wayne in the bay for the game
That’s Rocking

Mr. Ayo

The Dubs are Rocking!

Mr. Ayo

Curry is Rocking!

rockingdog

LOL
Does this count as sexy Friday?

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WCS

Battle of Alberta is living up to the haet.
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Dunstan

Not quite bananacakes, but the oven is being preheated.

litre_cola

Oh. There is much hate. I hate those jacked up truck fucks.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Alright fuck this week. I’m going to watch some of Sydney Carlton and go to bed.

Dunstan

(goes looking for “Sydney Carlton’s OnlyFans page”)

rockingdog

Wiggins with the 3 and looooney with the slam to beat the clock
Dubs down by 2!
This is Rockingggg 💯

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

There was a point where it felt like Dallas decided they were going to lose this game.

rockingdog

Yea man
Was looking rough early…
Rough rough

rockingdog

Warriors making a little run clawing back into this…
It’s Rocking!

rockingdog

Whoa Mavs have dropped 75 on em in the first half
That’s pretty rocking

yeah right

We had an old school inclement weather day at work! Actually the power went out for several hours so we got to go home early. For you LA folks the outage knocked out power from El Segundo Blvd east to almost Rosecrans at 3:00 on a Friday!

This also meant the intersections of El Segundo including Aviation were shut down.

Yeah.

But it did allow me to get home early and fire up the Sunday Gravy test kitchen! Which was really needed because this menu takes at least 2 days of solid work. Done for now which is great because this preparation made me sneeze and blow my nose probably 27 times already.

It’s going to be kick ass!

Dunstan

Going to clear out my sinuses with some hot wings tonight

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Sometimes it’s needed. I’m a huge fan of all the sinus impacting foods like horseradish, wasabi, Chinese mustard etc.

It’s the fountain of youth.

Gumbygirl

That’s the kind of heat I like. I can’t do super hot peppers, but I love me some horseradish.

yeah right

You’ll really like this menu then. Very pungent but little burn.

rockingdog

Also the new bathrooms at the DFO clubhouse seem rocking, rite?

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Gumbygirl

Not from where I’m sitting.

Mr. Ayo

Well it’s not for sitting.

Gumbygirl

Zymm’s the one who can pee standing up. Not in my skill set.

rockingdog

Dude
Shit ton of 3’s tonight
Hahaha it’s Rockingggg

rockingdog

Found a funny;

Every dog at a bar is a tiny celebrity

Dunstan

Speaking of bars, 29 years ago tonight was the series finale of Cheers.

rockingdog

LOL

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Brick Meathook

SEXY FRIDAY:

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rockingdog

13-0 run by the Warriors
Cut the Mavs lead down to 4
That’s Rockingggg!!!

Mr. Ayo

Someone should warn this lovely lady that she’s in the midst of a rapist.

Dunstan

My happy hour plans fell through, so now you’re all stuck with me.

Time for a Vieux Carre while I watch Top Chef and get ready for Flames-Oilers

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Easily in the top five most underrated cocktails

Dunstan

I think next up is a Sazerac, sticking with the New Orleans theme.

King Hippo

Let’s try Moose-summoning attempt #2. Chicks with guns!!

Redshirt

“You know, Trump wasn’t all bad when you think about it.”

(looks around)

That’s my best effort. I’ll be outside dry heaving for saying that.

blaxabbath

Southwest just canceled my flight and bumped me to tomorrow.

How much stuff am i owed?

King Hippo

ALL.

WCS

Their response:

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Mr. Ayo

A night with the CEO’s wife.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, but he’s in the C group, so I’m not sure it’s worth collecting that one.

Redshirt

Twist in plot: she’s 93 years old

Gumbygirl

Tens of stuff. Maybe even hundreds.

Redshirt

Huh, that may be the first Catholic priest that refuses that have someone get on the knees in front of them so the priest can put something in their mouth.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2022/05/20/nancy-pelosi-catholic-communion/9861315002/

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That guy is skating awfully close to the simony line, if you ask me.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Looking at a looooooooong night, guys. Doing an email tenant migration for 200 email accounts, and we can’t start until 10 p.m. Then I get to troubleshoot them getting logged back in over the weekend. May have to break both my diet and my no caffeine rule for this one!

WCS

I guess we know what that means…

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Hey, I never said I quit the Pacino powder.

blaxabbath

Keep us posted.

Mr. Ayo

They don’t need to be logged in until Monday. Migrate and turn your phone off.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Eh, they’ll cry either way. Time to start drinking!

Gumbygirl

That’s what you get for having a jerb.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

It seems like a mistake every day. Though my industry is in enough trouble that I might be finding something new soon anyway.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Shit, that reminds me, my G-Suite account expires soon.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Are you moving to something else or do you need to keep it?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I just don’t want to pay for it.

yeah right

God speed internet dad.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I am still doing this.

blaxabbath

My wife has a gay uncle. They’re in their 60’s and love to talk about the dingy art gallery they had in NYC in the 80s and like every artist they showed died of AIDS. Then she had a gay friend who is the stereotypical young, gay, having all kinds of gay sex (which I don’t ordinarily think of enjoy as much as banging hot chix, right fellas?) and has never had hid gayocity affect his job growth (so far as anyone knows).

I was at dinner with the uncles and they were taking about those gay riots in NYC back then where they, I assume, overran the cops and rammed their penises into the cops butts or, I dunno, forced the cops’ penuses in their butts. Then they asked how my wife’s friend is doing. I was like, “all the bullshit you two went through, you should never have to buy a drink in a gay bar again. You completely laid the groundwork for these guys (I didn’t mention it was white straight men like myself who ALLOW them to get married) and they should show some gd respect.”

Oddly, to me, they just sort of shrugged it off. I guess no amount of drinking can fill the void of a butt.

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Redshirt

This man is one election away from being governor of Pennsylvania.

https://apps.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/a407262.pdf

scotchnaut

Redshirt, you’re so deep inside the bubble that you’re doing clickbait shit.

Redshirt

Noted, though I posted because of how absurd it is. Also, it doubles as therapy for the shit I gotta deal with.

Brick Meathook

Yet by posting it you are spreading it, even if you’re just pointing out its absurdity. Intent doesn’t matter.

Redshirt

Noted.

Admins – if possible, please delete this post for Forum Peace. I am unable to do so by editing.

Redshirt

My lifelong blood feud with the Terrible Towels continues.

Gumbygirl

Four more to hate on!

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Gumbygirl

There are four, I had to compress the snot out of the picture. I’m terrible at math, but not that bad!

Mr. Ayo

We just assumed you were high and seeing double.

Gumbygirl

I am high as fuck, shocking, isn’t it?

Mr. Ayo

Proper Friday!

WCS

Ayo’s hitting the ground running.

Redshirt

Ayo always rises to the occasion.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I’m always prepared!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I’d play ‘the floor is hot lava’ with her anytime!” – Eli Manning

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This picture qualifies as a DOUBLE SHOT thanks to the top-shelf bonus sexiness in the background.

Mr. Ayo

I did not see that. Thanks!

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Game Time Decision

Cousin It’s hot daughter?

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2Pack

There is no boob like side boob

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Double shot!

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