TGIF! So long, work week and so long to the Dangerwich. Cancel culture is coming for everything Charmslinger related. Careful out there Ciara! Let’s turn our attention to something more important, how to improve your working conditions.
Survival – Personal Edition
So you have an incompetent boss who constantly lashes out at everyone and never blames himself? Welcome to the party, pal! Instead of fighting, ingratiate yourself and avoid the just firing you so richly deserve for your shoddy work by following these steps:
- Arrive early to their meetings and sit as close as possible, ideally right next to them. Upon arrival, welcome them with a warm smile and shake their hand.
- Agree with any statement they make. From a simple “yes” to a “I couldn’t agree more” after their statement, but vary it up. Any assertion they make, answer with a declarative “obviously”. And not sarcastically!
- Whenever they are speaking, write down notes on what they’re saying. Obviously, this will be useless tripe that you’ll never reference on your own, but they don’t know that! Keep those notes around to reference when they’re around, to point out that they correctly said that very same thing this one time.
- When ordering lunch, get the same thing as your boss thereby reaffirming their fine dining choices.
- Laugh at their jokes. This doesn’t have to be over the top, and frankly shouldn’t be in a work environment. But it should be more than a sensible chuckle. Also, make absolutely sure it’s a joke and not their actual new hair-brained idea to fix the business.
- In any discussion or argument, take their side and take it upon yourself to silence the other side.
- During downtime, like around the water cooler, ask for advice on your current project. See if they have any suggestions on how to do your work better. Of course, this will end up being terrible advice that will only make your job more convoluted and difficult, but they’re not going to see how you made that sausage. Make sure to thank them later for their helpful guidance, but try not to be too specific lest it become policy for everyone.
- Throw around those compliments. End of a meeting? Great meeting! End of a project? Great job! End of the day? Productive day! Make sure to use their name to really drive the compliment home.
There! Now you’re basically a corporate lap dog. However, now your terrible boss isn’t going to bother you or make your life difficult. Quite the opposite! You’ll now have double the hours to spend here commenting. Good job!
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Survival – Species Edition
Time to put the sexy in Friday!
Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to what’s most important: Commenting and drinking!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y&list=RD6SFNW5F8K9Y&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAqZb52sgpU
Such sweet respite here in the PNW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzFnYcIqj6I
Definitely a little space cadet action from the bi- variant winter COVID vaccine but I’m fully caught up and current on all my Vax action.
Plus it’s the start of my annual “Take every goddamn Monday off for the rest of the year” (patent pending) three day weekend approaching the holiday tradition.
Ten years in the making and still the best use of vacation time ever.
Zero chill thirty.
I had one year where I did the 4 day work week with Monday off. At first I was upset that I couldn’t take the Friday off, but I was dead wrong. Three day weekend with Monday off is the best, even more so during FB season.
May need to reimplement that schedule for myself.
I got the flu jab the other day, going to wait a couple of weeks for the next Covid vax. Three day weekends should be mandatory. When I am elected your president, I will codify four day workweeks for everyone except people in red states! That is my pledge to you, my fellow Americans.
Late as always to the party but if the Phillies shortstop whose last name is Stott doesn’t have the nickname of “Butters” then they don’t deserve to win anything.
That lady hiking started us off right Mr. Ayo. I can get behind that. Happy Weekend to you all.
This guy gets it. She lead us right to the Valley of Sexy.
Look, I’m not saying get on my level, but I am saying that I’m drinking good whiskey and making snores and you might want to do that too.
get on my level
making snores
See I want to make the obvious joke here, but I find the combination of smores related liquors to be interesting:
I’ve had mixed drinks and shots combining chocolate and marshmallow flavors to be great, but anything expressly manufactured as smore flavored leaves something to be desired
You know what, I’m not even gonna edit that to smores because it still works.
Is it still cosplay if it’s a Halloween centric character?
Uhhh… were you saying something…
…bacon?
They can call it whatever they want. I’m going to call it “I need more”
Evening
That’s a helluva shot!
One of those pictures that makes you want to quit photography cuz you’ll never be at that level
Love these type of shots.
Watching Young Frankenstein. This movie never gets old.
Decided to watch USC vs Cal women’s volleyball. The Temple-Tulane football game was boring as hell.
Equally sexy though!
You know what is also sexy? Fucking pictures or gumbo!
yeah but you gotta poke a hole in the pic which ruins it
Like a watermelon or a pumpkin?
…
I’m down.
I tried out that combined James Beard garlic chicken plus gumbo tonight. It’s pretty good. I feel like it needs more cajun spices, but the dutch oven is a *wonderful* way to cook chicken thighs. It’s so decadent.
Pics?
It wouldn’t have photographed particularly well.
I’ve found that slow cooking leads to a grayness of photo quality.
Enough about Ben Roethlisberger though.
Fine choices, as always. Upon his conscription, do y’all reckon Ayo told folks that…he got a boob job?
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Are they good cuddlers?
My, the definition of cameras these days is mighty high. Splendid.
Makes you feel like you are close enough to violate that restraining order.
Today is a very Sexy Friday indeed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnUShTx-MAs
Andy tried this on Michael.
Greatest arrest ever.
https://twitter.com/Doranimated/status/1583393804203462656
I’m actually genuinely surprised that the cops didn’t see him catch fire and then immediately shoot him eighty times. Are we *sure* that this happened in the United States?
HE TRIED TO ARSON US! GET ‘EM!
I assume they knew he wasn’t black.
I feel like if today’s cops happened upon someone that was on fire (and had no idea how or why they had gotten that way) there’s about a 50/50 chance they would open fire upon them. For them to actually get the fire extinguisher and help put a guy out after having actively given chase to him is a very pleasant surprise.
Had they only had the patience to wait a few minutes, then he would have been completely black.
“‘Don’t use lethal force,’ they said.”
The Boss agrees.