Did you enjoy the Germanic football this morning? I’m sure the good folks of Munchen had themselves a time. Myself, a grizzled veteran of NFL football-watching, would have liked a more entertaining game. They should have played it in Berlin because reasons.
To The Game!
Chargers/Niners:
-Everybody thought that the Chargers offense was going to another level this year but injuries to Allen and Williams, a poor offensive line and a commitment to the run/unimaginative play-calling have stifled the team’s potential.
-Herbert hasn’t tossed the ball for over 300 yards in four straight games.
-Be prepared to see the Bosa’s mom in one of those silly split jerseys.
-Shanahan wasted no time whatsoever exploring the possibilities of his new toy, CMC. A run, catch and a pass TD later, we found out what could happen.
-Jimmy G is a competent and capable qb but every time I think of him I wonder, “How many porn stars did the guy actually date? Seems like that’s a ‘thing’ for him”.
-Look for a heavier than usual dose of runball from San Fran because the Chargers give up 5.7 ypc, dead last in the league.
-The Niners should get off to an early lead. DVOA in the first quarter of games has their offense 6th and their defense 2nd. The Chargers numbers in the first are 25th and 28th, respectively.
-Though the Niners front line may be down three guys, the team is getting eight other players back from injury.
Enjoy the very last offering of a long day of footy, folks.
I’m in the market for a new toilet, one that I can’t clog so easily. Here’s a detail from American Standard’s offering. The model name?
The CHAMPION
I have that model in my house, and let’s just say, after my weight loss surgery a few years ago and the increased plumbing demands that came with it, this toilet lives up to its name. Get the elongated version.
Josh McDaniels is so bad he makes Jim Irsay look smrt.
I’m having trouble wrapping my head around why the season is such a disaster. The Raiders have been right there in every single game they’ve lost save one (Saints). Their offense is basically average in the major categories. Their defense sucks (as it always does), but their turnover ratio is fine (-1 for the entire season) and penalties are…well, not great, but they aren’t leading the league like they usually do. I’m at a loss.
Death by 1000 McDaniels.
https://youtu.be/mAv7gJGgZ30
Chargering achieved!
Mrs. Bosa looks like she’s got some strong opinions on what REALLY happened on January 6th.
Mighty strong chin.
Nailed It!
— B. Walsh
And here comes the Chargering.
HAIL SHA’NKLOR
So I discovered this picture, I feel like it’s a football metaphor here , but I can’t think of one
The Raiders’ head coach hiring process?
The furries might be the best ones to ask.
So, basically, you came to right place to get the answer.
This is simple. It’s the last Chiefs-Raiders game.
(White one is the ref)
Thank you 49ers for completely annihilating Deebo Samuel’s fantasy trade value. Fucking great.
I should become a UConn frontrunner.
@Redshirt
Wright State pushing Louisville down a flight of stairs the other night was quite enjoyable.
SHUT THE FUCK UP COLLINSWORTH! He really loves his own voice tonight.
Just Tonight?
Looks like we have a dickerthon.
So where is balls?
Good birthdaying:
-Chai with Senorita Weaselo at the local place (that she can’t go to because the barista asked her out a while back)
-Killed it at my gig
-Cake and drinks with Senorita Weaselo to cap it off (she got me a palm sugar cake, it’s almost caramelly.)
What’d I miss?
Missed partying with me, brother!
(I have watched every minute of every game today after enjoying dinner and breakfast at my parents’ house last night and this morning.)
Hope you had a fantastic 30th!
Ded Duck
Careful, I may take this as an excuse to talk about my dinner.
Talk!
Really just leftovers from the one I was bragging about yesterday — duck breast with a red wine and pomegranate sauce, buttermilk polenta, and sauteed Swiss chard.
I did finish making the duck soup tonight — with onion, celery, carrot, shiitake mushrooms and wild rice — and had a small bowl just to test it.
Still have another large duck breast and two legs to work on over the next couple of nights.
Good day to you all. I survived a weekend of hard partying in Vancouver, no thanks to BeerguyRob who just had to be in Green Bay today.
Chargers are sure trying to Charger this game.
BLOKMORD, disciple of SHAN’KLOR makes an appearance!
Cameron Dicker? Cameron barely even know ‘er!
This hot start by the Chargers is made even better by the fact that EVERYONE on the pregame show picked Santa Clara to win.
I’m still not used to seeing these non QBs wearing QB numbers. Get off my lawn.
I have escaped the stadium. We are currently waiting out the traffic at the Green Bay Distillery. This absolutely HAMMERED twit at the table next to us has asked me what I do for a living four times and I’ve told her a different thing each time – bartender, pipe fitter, ex-ball player, and raconteur. She doesn’t know who won, but the last score she remembers is 28-14 “Cow-bitches”.
Follow up – her husband just came in, screaming about walking up & down Oneida for 20 minutes looking for her. He apologized to us for her, and she introduced me as “Ron the barber”, in case you were wondering g if her memory had improved. Then he dragged her out by the scruff of the collar & she yelled about “making it up to him later”. So I know at least one person getting a vomit-scented blumpkin later tonight.
There is nothing like watching drunk ass people after a football game. Don’t get me wrong, I’m one of them. But these types of interactions are just gold.
Agreed. There were no fewer than four tumbles down the stairs in our section.
This best be covered in a BOTG later.
HAWT PAWKETS
Oh no Michael Bolton, oh no. No sir.
Why should I have to change my name, he’s the one who sucks
No talent ass clown.
– every person in the world named Josh McDaniels
Looks like a hamstring injury?
“The most delicious of strings” -A. Reid
What about us?
-Cheese strings, crying
The Vikings are going to go 13-4 and lose in Peak Vikings form in the Divisional Round, aren’t they?
Sorry, yeah right.
It’ll be something silly, like losing to the Giants after beating the Cowboys in the wild card
Porn stars didn’t negatively impact Gronk, so they can’t be bad. thinkaboutit.gif
So many eskimo brothers!
“Kyler Murray is faster than Colt McCoy so he has that for him…”
Then the caller just trailed off and hung up.
Imma Chargers fan for the next few hours.
Everyone is.
Unless you want to be banished to an otherworldly hell all your own.
I live in Ohio. How can I be banished to a place, I’m already at.
Could be worse. Haiti, for example.
Talk about being cursed.
BOOOO stupid image link
Took exactly THE VERY FIRST CALLER on the Cardinals Talk Post-Game Radio Show Presented by San Tan Ford in Gilbert to announce that Kyler Murray should be replaced with Colt McCoy.
I have no intention of ever watching long form NFL again and will follow Red Zone the one week a season they make it available for free. If I ever find myself with having more time on NFL Sundays, I will spend it searching out other post-game call in shows across the nation.
I don’t know if you’re extraordinarily brave or incredibly masochistic.
My brother, this is a manicured comment section.
The degenerates who could never face the neutral-oppressive environment of [DFO] flourish here in a way that can only be described as art.
This is reality-tv radio.
Kindle is plugged in. Before they force-updated with all that bloatware I never could have used 70% of the battery in a day, and that was with it in airplane mode and only maybe 7 hours of active reading
Thanks yr for the recipe
Is that his flatbread pizza from a couple years ago? That is damn good!
It is. Family favourite
I think it’s better than any delivery
I thought we were done making fun of Justin Herbert’s complexion.
We are but it’s smarter than Herbert
Seems like he’s got a handle on that. You could say he’s been….Proactiv.
Ooooooooh! Yeah Right is the man. Yeah Righteous!
Lady at the checkin desk is a Packers fan, good fun
Instead of the split jersey, moms should swap jerseys during the game based on which child is playing better. EARN THAT MATERNAL LOVE
If the score is tied, neutral coloured t-shirt.
Or no shirt
-B Belichick
The vaunted Cowgoobers are in 3rd place in their division. All is well.
We had Cook v. Cook (great game), Chubb v. Chubb (meh, unless Wakey or Dunstan), now Bosa v. Bosa (spicy meatballs??)
Hey, at least our resident Beer Guy can enjoy some happy drunkenness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahp-AmJFpb8&ab_channel=shadesbelow
Every one of them. I hope he dated every single one of them.
No question.