Damn. Things started off so promising for Canadia this morning. As I type this they’ve just conceded a second goal and look like a team that has qualified for the first time since 1986. Davies is in a class of his own and I hope he gets more help as his international career progresses.
To The Game!
Packers/Eagles:
-Philly has gotten to 9-1 five other times and has reached the championship game each time.
-It would be lovely to put Green Bay on that eighth loss, pretty much guaranteeing that they’ll not have even a remote shot at the playoffs. We’ve been spared so much petulant posturing from Qaron because Lafleur-led teams have been so good these last few years. I can’t wait to see what our favorite passive-aggressive whiner says/does as the season draws to a close.
-Philly will have a black ensemble tonight and it will look awful/awesome-there is no in-between.
-Symmetry!: Hurts is 4th in total yards (2,847) and total scores (23).
-Over their last two games-a loss to the Commies and a squeaker win vs the Colts-the Eagles have failed to take care of the ball, committing 5 turnovers in that span.
-In addition, during their winning run their D has been gifted some lousy opposing qb’s including Wentz, Rush, Cooper, Pickett, Mills and a washed-up Ryan. It’ll be interesting how they deal with a juggernaut like Daniel Jones. Twice! Kidding!
-The Packers D just gave up 333 yards to Tanney Fanny-I’m guessing Hurts gets beyond that in combined yards. It seems like Green Bay’s cb’s are waiting for next year.
-Hurts might want to give A.J. Brown a little more action especially given that Go-Tart is out. At the beginning of the season he was getting 8+ targets and now he’s just over 5 per game.
Do your thing.
Terminal Island
11/27/22
Hippo u on here?
Shout out to Watson on three straight games with a touchdown
Alright, gonna take the nyquil
If absinthe is the green fairy, Nyquil is the green goblin.
You cannot convince me that the Packers didn’t just start trying now that Love is in the game.
Man stop making me laugh my ribs hurt
Lafluer’s going to take Qaron for a ride, and explain how things are going to operate going forward.
Man if this legit starts another decade of high quality qb play for Green Bay, I’m going to be very upset
Good job with that ball, Boston Scott!
I usually feel bad for people with cracked ribs, but not Qaaron!
“Same here!” – Momma Rodgers
Well done Mr. Brown!
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Mr. Brown went out of town
Mr. Brown can Moo, can YOU?
Why yes. Yes I can!
Get out of here, demon cow. I ATE PART OF YOUR SISTER FOR DINNER YESTERDAY. SHE WAS DELICIOUS.
Rest in peace, Clarice!
That part of the book (“Brown came back with Mr. Black”) gave Stephen Miller nightmares until he was 24 years old.
(just kidding he never stopped having nightmares about that)
Tirico nails the call with “A.J. Brown gets the feet down!”
Okay, that was the most accurate example of bullying I’ve seen. Thank you, Law and Order: SVU, I really needed those scars reopened.
Thank God, BLEERGH and Mr. Rogers that cyberbullying hadn’t been invented yet when I was bullied in Jr. High, or…yeah, I don’t what to finish that sentence.
Why do I work tomorrow?! Tonight, would be a really good night to get drunk.
“So you mean it’s like when…” yes, Ice-T, it is.
Do they keep an intern in the basement to make those animations? Should we send help?
No! We’ll need someone on the inside to coordinate our efforts to overthrow them!
I’m enjoying see Rodgers take a beating almost as much as his family is.
That’s Willhelm Maize Hays to you!
Did anyone else catch a glimpse of very attractive corn-fed Packers sideline girl?
Remember when those girls wearing bikini tops in the stands and we come to find out none of them were from Wisconsin and knew jack about football?
I’m not allowed to learn personal details about women I find attractive. Court order.
That was a marriage licence, not a
“court order” lol.
Abbreviating “Iran” as “IRN” is dumb
They tried IRA but the Iranians objected because of the implication of violence.
IRN-BRUtally oppressive religious zealots. Their gubmint, anyway.
So I caught that flew that’s going around at Thanksgiving, told my pops I’m a game of chicken, but this time I’m doing it with cold medicine
Dad: what does that mean?
Me: I means I’m trying to avoid taking anything now so I can overindulge on nyquil later.
Dad: been there. Just don’t cough in my direction
Nyquil sends me on a vision quest.
I don’t think I’ve ever had Nyquil
There’s a reason some states require an ID for it
https://i.scdn.co/image/ab67706f00000003b9423e0f6c4b278bfab9343b
Yup. It’s a groovy trip for me. Hope it makes you feel better!
Me on Nyquil
FLORIDA MEN hoopsball have a forward named Fudge.
Rumblings out of Social Media Experts and Sports Experts are mentioning Deion Sanders as a possible replacement to Luke Fickell at JV Cincy. Should I be excited about this possible hire, or do I need to pray to all the deities still listening to me to stop this from happening?
Cincy’s going to need A LOT more cocaine on hand.
What do you think the secret ingredient in Skyline Chili was? Chocolate?
Explains why no one actually likes it, but, can’t get enough.
Um…when’s the last time you heard someone describe Deion Sanders as having a “great football mind”?
Does he count?
He might have a great football mine though. Or a great football mime!
Robin hood Men in Tights – a Mime is a Terrible Thing to Waste – YouTube
Lamar Jackson is reacting reasonably to losing to Jacksonville and letting the Bengals (albeit temporary) sneak into the picture.
Pickswise on Twitter: “Lamar Jackson responds to a fan who said the Ravens should let him walk https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/14.0.0/svg/1f633.svg https://t.co/N888WtOufB” / Twitter
There should be a training camp where players learn that they should listen to trolls. It would save some embarrassment and a lot of time for their agents.
He would probably be less salty if he was getting paid a bunch of guaranteed money
I looked up from my phone and there was a close up of Aaron’s ass for some reason. I could understand if it was meaty and tight, but definitely wasn’t.
The Coke ad guy’s mother isn’t dead, she just got deported because she got a speeding ticket after spending 32 productive years in the USA doing shitty jobs no self-respecting white American would do other than at gun point.
Stephen Miller’s A Christmas Carol
FUCK YOU MOM LEAVE ME ALONE YOU DEAD BITCH THIS IS MY HOUSE AND MY HOLIDAY NOW LITERALLY GO BACK TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG
– Aaron Rodgers in 15 years
I still say scrooged is the best adaptation of a Christmas Carol, but I like yours too
No, mine is.
https://doorfliesopen.com/2015/12/21/a-churlish-dickheads-christmas-carol-part-1/
This game is now 2020, so that means a vaccine will be developed at the end and Qaaron will scramble away in horror. Ironically, his risky inoculation behaviour will result in a safety.
Well, you do have a point, Dok. The score is 20-20 in the 2nd Quarter, so like COVID-19 at that year, the numbers are steadily increasing with no defense around to stop it.
Each of these teams is going to score 60 points tonight, no?
Nailed It!
— B Walsh
More offense means more chances for Shankl’or to do her thing….
BWAHAHAHAHA
THIS GAME RULES
It continues to surprise me that you guys actually watch the game with the sound on when you know damn well Collinsworth is right there waiting to suck.
https://youtu.be/XbQkhw6MDlI
If I grew up in a less homophobic environment I would have instantly turned gay after seeing Olyphant in this movie.
One of the greatest scenes in movies, period.
Not as good a Katie Holmes scene as the one in The Gift, though.
It makes the helicopter attack in Apocalypse Now look like shit
DERPtacular!
That was some banana cakes “tackling” by the offense on the fumble return. Even considering that’s not their job, yeesh.
Collinsworth gets paid by the word, doesn’t he?
The idea that he’s so important to SNF that he was able to nepotism Jac into a job is beyond unbelievable. I will understand that physics of black holes before I understand that.
No lie. Boggles my mind.
Hunter Fieri is the pinnacle of meritocratic achievement compared to Jac.
/when I lose control of the remote at home, the merry jester of the Food Network and his offspring are too often the folks I see.
Or by the referee fluff — never have the zebras made a mistake while Chris was watching
It’s like GB isn’t aware that the QB can run
They can’t stop RBs from running, and “quarterback” doesn’t even have the word “run” in there unless you do anagrams, which I’m guessing aren’t popular in Wisconsin
“Run” is not a word heard much in the greater Wisconsin area.
Fun fact: “urn” is the place that Aaron’s parents will end up after leaving him in charge of disposing of their earthly remains along with instructions to bury them next to each other in the family plot.
(the urn will subsequently be dumped into a convenient cat litter box)
“Running? You mean like running away? Like what the LIBS do all the time? No way, man.” – A. Rodgers
Gorging on the leftover buckeye fudge and chocolate fingerprint cookies seemed like a great idea 20 minutes ago.
Past You did NAWT consider the well being of Present You
I can squat 600 oz. In fact, my backpack coming back from my last vacation was about 600 oz, I’m lucky they almost never weigh carryons
Jeff Lurie looks like someone who just pooped himself a little bit, and doesn’t know if anyone noticed yet.
Well, after two failed attempts to get my 2nd Booster shot, with Attempt 2 involving them calling with 45 minutes to go to say “We’re sorry, we were prepping your dose, but we just noticed the Moderna booster we had has expired.” They also quickly hung-up before I could ask if they gave the boosters out to other persons before they read the expiration dates as I was the last available appointment slot of the day.
But the third attempt:
Robot Chicken – The Death of He-Man – YouTube
Have you tried being a straight, white, middle-aged male? Because that’s been working great for me.
Look if I wanted to hear shit like that, I would’ve gone to Thanksgiving Dinner with my family.
Replaced three valence lights is the kitchen today. Didn’t even electrocute myself. Light for the light god.
“THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS!” — Jean-Luc Picard
Didn’t even need to eat rotten eggs
“How many Game Time Decisions does it take to change a lightbulb?”
Either 1 or 0.3333 depending on how you count, and now we know!
It was the whole fixture, not just the bulb
Nice! Changing fixtures is a pain in the butt. I have a bunch I’ve been meaning to do in Chicago but haven’t even gotten around to the easy one yet, much less the 2 ceiling fans and the vintage art deco one I need to rewire first. I applaud your motivation along with your lack of self-electrocution
I have zero issue with people who choose to live a sober lifestyle – I just know it’s not for me.
Instead, I will judge the shit out of people who elect to have Coca-Cola as the feature beverage for holiday dinners.
I’d be more judgey if they featured Coke than if they didn’t drink alcohol
Would have been a lot more fun 130 years ago
What would make that Coke commercial so much better would be Linda Blair appearing at the end of it to let the guy know what’s really going with mom’s ghost on Thanksgiving.
…and here come the vaccines!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7RM5byRW_jM
Neato! Let’s see some Mr. Brown this drive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OVDq_WCfGw
Hippo’s cold, dark heart REALLY needed that pickerception. Chuh chuh.
(see Aaron Rodgers run onto the field)
(goes back to “The West Wing” marathon on HLN)
That’s actually a good idea
Writes game over in notebook
Collinsworth’s word salad is MOAR word salad than EVAR
Aaron Rodgers believes in X-rays, how about that.
That’s just because I haven’t sold him a Z-ray yet
He believes that its an image that angels who sneak into his body and takes a pictures, but yeah, he technically believes.
Keep Christ in Christ-ray… the X is short for it like Xmas, right?
The Panthers are really awful at tanking
They really should hire Steve Wilks full-time, since his competence has already ruined the Tank.
The Panthers are really awful.
FIFY
[runs through clubhouse wearing nothing but a Raiders bandana wrapped around his wing-wang and loudly blowing an inadvertent whistle]
I think it’s great to have different opinions on topics such as the injustices propping up the World Cup or whether to pay attention to “soccer” period. But I trust we can all agree that starting Kyle Pitts at this stage of the fantasy football season is folly on par with expecting Jesus Fucking Christ to come down from heaven and save the environment.
He would be a great member of an all IR squad!
I cut him in a keeper league with 20-man rosters.
Seahawks game is becoming fun.
Youze fantasy types might want to pick up Travis Homer because Kenneth Walker III has hit the Rookie Wall, and Vito Spatafore sold his airbags for new leather daddy gear.
It didn’t end that way, dammit.