Welcome back, shall we start?
Fallout:
-Baker, Baker The Waiver Maker: Well, someone else is tired of him. Scuttlebutt says that much like Wentz he is not ‘amenable to coaching’. But of course some other team will grab him because front offices/coaches are like that girl that looks at a dude and says, “I can change him”. The Texans have first crack if they want to make their organization more dysfunctional.
-Go Figure: The Shaun Watson looked very much the part of a guy who hasn’t played football in 700 days. Also, he was booed by the crowd-I’ve the feeling that he should probably get accustomed to that.
-Don’t Look Back: It looks like James Cook might be gaining on Devin Singletary, with the latter only getting one more snap. Perhaps there was an undisclosed injury or maybe it was the game script or perchance Cook is finally able to pass block. All I know is that Singletary is an unrestricted free agent at the end of the year.
-Hey, there’ll be a tripleheader on Saturday the 17th. You’ll be able to see Colts/Vikes, Ravens/Browns and Fins/Bills so clear your schedule right now!
To The Game!
Saints/Bucs:
-Although New Orleans lost to Tampa in week 2 they have won 7 of the last 8.
-Woe is you if you grabbed Kamara in your fantasy draft-he’s not scored more than 11 points in the last four games.
-Marshon Lattimore is still recovering from an abdominal injury so maybe Mike Evans will actually have a good game. That said, Godwin has scored in his last two outings.
-Brady does lead the NFC in passing yards and only has two interceptions but only one game with 3 TD and has eight more games with 1 or less scores.
-Folks talked up London, Wilson, Burks and Pickens but it is Olave that leads the pack of rookie wide receivers in yards and catches.
Enjoy.
Why is Country Roads playing for a Bucs win?
I didn’t get that either. No Mountain Mamas in Floriduh, but plenty of Skanky Sisters and Addicted Aunties.
Cuntry Cuzzinz
Kind of feels like I just watched a Raiders game.
Welp, that wasn’t good.
Went to go help my wife with something, missed the touchdown.
Helping people pays off!
Excellent background choice.
Does there ever come a time when old ass guys stop wearing their ball caps backwards?
In lieu of the Handsome Squidward meme…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjhGgE7aQyg
We now take you to our usual bullshit, already in progress!
Allen looking to see if you can ice the kicker on a kick off
Of course…
Wow!
Ref must have lost alot of money in crypto to call that penalty on Tampa
Eli’s stunned expression that the Bucs got a penalty there…
Too busy on the phone with Andy Reid to call that timeout earlier
The fuck?
“Earth is our Pandora”?
Pretty sure Spotify is closer to the correct answer.
New Orleans has outplayed Tampa all night, and absolutely deserves to lose.
Saints are going to blow this, aren’t they?
You can’t give The Goat this much time
No, Brady will heroically lead the team to a game-winning touchdown, definitely not aided by questionable penalties.
So it is written. So it shall be.
Its Dalton. I’m almost expecting it.
Just like Little Oral Annie in a gangbang video.
Here’s my campaign ad: I say we put antifreeze in alllll the Diet Pops so when you put em in the freezer and forget about em they wont explode!
Just vodka might work. Or everclear. And hold the Diet Pepsi.
Bucs coach just gave up. What a bad choice.
To be fair, giving up is usually a great choice. At least in my life experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v99hclktVA
Taco! Years before he was Taco!
Rock-solid!
Confession time: I haven’t watched a second of this game.
Nawt missing anything. Mannings are the only thing keeping my interest in the game
It’s not mandatory, but we expect you here for the Xmas tidings.
Confession time: I made a strong drink and I can’t tell if New Orleans is any good.
It must have been a very strong drink because it’s abundantly clear that they’re not.
It was.
I don’t think the Bucs receivers have either.
I didn’t realize the Carl Nassib ended up back in Tampa. Good for him, I guess.
Dana gone safe to come back
Are you sure it’s safe?
Awesome, thanks for the heads up.
I can’t help it, I love Eli, and I love the way he leans into the caricatures of him.
If he asks Olivia for a juice box on air, we’ll know Eli lurks here. Of course, 5Chan already knows all of this.
I just want to be able to tell him the story and see if he remembers!
Same. He really has a great sense of humor about things, and I can’t help but like him, even though I never did when he played.
I’d much rather hang out with Eli than Pey pey
Better for your forehead, too.
I just got home and turned on the game, after heating up some pozole. Holy crap, no one can catch on the Bucs. It’s pretty pathetic.
I’m probably the millionth person to suggest this, but would the 49ers want to pick up Mayfield as a little QB insurance?
if the QB insurance payoffs in the event of suicide at the very least for CMC
If I’m in the NFC, I’d be tempted to claim Mayfield so the 49ers don’t pick him up.
i.e. the Rams.
Colts.
Millionth and one, but yes, he’d be good to have in their pocket if Purdy Mouth doesn’t work out.
Eli and Peyton are great, but I have absolutely zero interest in anything Dana fucking White has to say.
I guess Roger Goodell cancelled and they needed to fill their quota of “asshole who makes money off the bodies of hard-working athletes”?
My same reaction. I actually switched to the main broadcast.
I’ve never seen or heard him before, but somebody used the word “homonculus” recently. There’s the fella.
Look, if we’re doing Christmas music…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU
I submit that Buckcherry’s “Crazy Bitch” is the best Chirstmas song of all time because, and ppl forget this, it was recorded in the studio around Christmas.
/This is what you Die Hard fucks sound like to me
This earned a chuckle from me
So sorry to hear we’re not gonna get a bunch of Nike commercials for the Kyrie 8 sneaker release — maybe Elon can leak the one where Irving jumps over a basketball hoop and right off the edge of our flat earth, while Ye, wearing a Nets Jersey with a Mars Blackmon hat and glasses, leans over the abyss and shouts “Money, it’s gotta be the Jews!”
I want to frame this comment.
It is spectacular.
Original Space Jam concept commercial, eat your heart out!
https://youtu.be/qsQZ9_NPWww
‘Tis the season. First of about a dozen times I’ll listen to this one this month:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8
I think we can all agree it’s the greatest Christmas song ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTGlUMvbhSw
My losing vote is for the Bing Crosby-David Bowie duet of “Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy”. For obvious reasons, I cannot post the video, so here’s a classic:
You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch – YouTube
I watched that the other day. I remember watching it the first time it was on, because I AM ANCIENT!
/homerbacksintohedges.gif
You could tell ‘ol Bing was thinking “Why, if you were my boy lil Davie, I’d whip you into shape right quick.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npia90yAUZE
There is absolutely no way Team MRSA misses the playoffs, so I just hope they go in at 7-10 and face the pissed off, 13-4 Cowpersons.
They’ll win their home game thanks to 52 roughing the passer calls.
as long as we can watch Brady get repeatedly and painfully pummeled, sure.
That’s my hope for next Sunday’s Bengals game against Watson.
I imagine there’s a secret Dead Pool amongst the league’s defenders, on who is going to provide the career ender for Tawmmy. I’d be surprised if they aren’t as tired of the GOAT shit as the rest of us.
I can’t prove this, but, there’s a rolling jackpot that accumulates like a slot machine that’s waiting for that lucky individual.
Totally.
I doubt that because he played the Bengals when Vontaze Burfict was playing. If that Burfict playing not actively trying to hurt someone, I’d hate to see him actually trying.
That doesn’t mean Burfect wasn’t trying. It means he didn’t succeed in landing the killing blow.
Good point. That poor idiot only knew one setting, KILL.
In the 1970s, he’d be the face of the league. In the 2010s, he was the pariah.
Game of Thrones S8E1: Meeting between Cersei and Daenerys, re: white walkers. This show gets so bad, so fast.
It really, really does.
Watching the game on a small corner on my phone’s screen. It’s all this game deserves.
Mrs. Scotchy has been sick as a bunny rabbit in a cosmetic lab for five days now and is currently upset with me because I haven’t shown affection/cuddled with her recently. I mean, outside of offering to do her doggy-style, what are my options here?
Anal opens the sinuses…
Among other cavities
That sounds “25 Questions” worthy
full body condom
The Naked Gun references are the best kind of gun references.
Ask her if she’s up for something new and different.
“I know a guy.” -Horatio C., somewhere in Connecticut
Get a hooker. You can cuddle and not get sick (clap excepted).
Win-win
HI I’M MARK DAVIS AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!
That one he was with yesterday earned every dime. And probably did a dimebag to forget it.
Her name is Hayden Hopkins and she’s a Cirque de Soleil performer and no I’m not making that up.
I hate the part of the year when it gets dark so early. I wish it was acceptable for me to go to bed at 8 p.m.
Is it not?
I support it.
It is.
To me, it’s just like “cool I can go to bed at 5:30 and it doesn’t make me feel like a lunatic”
That was a great pass Tommy!
Fortune favors the brave, not the noodle armed
“I’m lichen this interview with Randy Moss!”
-Swiss botanist Simon Schwendener
/just try to get on my level
“I’m digging it too!” – British Egyptologist Howard Carter
Eh, I liked his early work before he sold out. These days I’m more into Elias Landolt.
“Oh, so you don’t even play the oboe Mr. Ed Reed?”
-Yo Yo Ma
That would be Ed Double Reed.
Oboe joke, awesome!
If Olave and White can combine for another 41 points, I’ve got a shot.
SlaveGig economy workers and not meeting arbitrary delivery time windows, name a more iconic duoIt’s like with Amazon delivery, they “promise” a certain delivery date, but if/when it’s missed – no repurcussions whatsoever.
Yeah 2-day shipping but not “it’ll get there in two days’
We should really show them by shopping at all the wonderful and still in-business local–oh wait
Hi! I’m had drinks! Took a bit to find it, but I have game on tv. Geaux Norleans and such!
I heartily admire your drinking endurance, and how you are able to simultaneously maintain your IQ!
Her card read good!
I’m drinking box wine (Jeanine Pirro would approve!) and eating burritos (Pirro would not).
The holidays are wonderful when the Mannings are roasting each other.
Can’t wait for Rodgers to retire and host a show with his brothers during TNF
That one show would be glorious.
I drank an extra cocktail cause. Sports24 has basketball on, only time you will see a one point lead for denver (sorry hippo)
“Fat Actress” was pretty funny.
https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/05/kirstie-alley-dead-at-71-after-private-battle-with-cancer/
Didn’t she go a little too Full Thetan, or Maga, or both later in life?
Regardless, she was funny as hell on Cheers.
She was both too thetan and too MAGA indeed. I was always more of a Diane fan than a Rebecca one.
Shelley Long should be the poster-woman for poor career choices.
She’s right up there with McLean Stevenson leaving MASH, though Harry Morgan was exponentially times better.
Remember Valerie Harper getting fired from Rhoda because she was such a piece of work?
No because I’m not ancient
[grabs heart, staggers around, yells “Elizabeth, I’m Coming!”]
I disagree. She did five or six years as Diane, and then she did some pretty good movies. I love The Money Pit, and the Brady Bunch movies are spot on parodies. She has had a career most actresses would totally Weinstein for.
Always liked “The Night Shift”. She gave a perfectly cromulent performance opposite Winkler in that, IMHO.
Diane >>>>>> Rebecca
True, but Shelly Long leaving might have saved the show. They couldn’t really pull off many more seasons of the Sam-and-Diane drama. By her last season it was starting to look like one of them would end up murdering the other. Oh, but in a funny way, of course!
Did I cry when Sam said to the empty bar “have a nice life?” YOU WEREN’T THERE YOU CAN’T PROVE NUTHIN
Was actually thinking Rod and Todd had a shot at this one.
She really was just begging for it.
Not sure what comedian said it way long time ago and not sure whether he was talking about Facebook or Twitter but he said something along the lines of, “Imagine the dumbest person you know being given a press conference, that’s what social media is.”
Do they count for COVID deniers who don’t die from it?
In their heyday they would, but they’re semi-retired. They would absolutely turn up if someone like her died of COVID, though.
Jeez, this is reaching exorcism territory.
https://twitter.com/CincyProblems/status/1599932549173690368?cxt=HHwWgICqoaeLjbQsAAAA
possession implies a soul is involved in some form
Redheads don’t break streaks, they break mirrors.
Kamara TD, Evans TD, TB -3.5. Hail Gamblor.
So, good times…
Giselle meets random dude?
I think they’re co-defendants.
Huh, I remember that show being…MOAR urban
I really enjoyed watching Peyton, Elneigh, and Troy bawlin’ like a bebe, not gonna lie!
I need 7.9 (i.e., Nice/10 + 1) from
Bitchin’Sputterin’ and Leakin’ Oil Kamara tonight, otherwise I will need a win over Dead Hobos to make the Vodka playoffs (and I have two starters on Week 14 bye, and a 3rd likely in the Head Owie protocol).I have never made the playoffs in tht league. I blame TWBS.
Pour one out for a good old timer. Bengals just released the longest tenured player in franchise.
https://twitter.com/khuber10/status/1532890546976456707?cxt=HHwWhoCwwZb19cUqAAAA
Platty joobs?
I should have been expecting the unexpected in the US since at least 2016, but I did NOT have “once fairly high esteemed journalist, Matt Taibbi helps Elon Musk scour the internet for grainy pictures of Hunter Biden’s supposedly Tommy Lee-esque pepé,” on my 2022 bingo card.
Hes just doing research for next generation of the Boring Company driller
Throw that career in the terlet with both hands, dumbass!
Posting that shit is absolutely revenge porn and I’d love to see a D.A. in a blue state who wants to make a name for themselves file charges.
I have finished the FIFA documentary thingy so starting Katla to re-gain scotchy’s quiet approUval
If I’m not mistaken, you are the leader in the one monkey league division and I’ll be the leader in the other division. #spiritanimal
/if it ain’t dragged you in after the 2nd episode, move on
Almost to end of episode 1, and my brain won’t stop whirring things through.
I will lose to Spam Week 14, lose the Division on like the 5th tiebreaker, then lose the WC round like I always do when I have a team that just whiffs on the division.
My QBs were Charmslinger, Matty Ice (since cut), Fatthew, and now maybe I will start Touch of Downs next week. 10-3 with that is just fluky shit.
Speaking of Whirry-ing…