T’was nice of dad to drop by-I guess these brief visits are so we don’t get spoiled or anything like that.
A Bit of Stuff:
-Mike White’s pain tolerance must be pretty high. And speaking of pretty high, I think that’s what he’ll be at game time when the pain shots kick in. If after the game he says to reporters, “I missed that purple elephant on that Go! route but otherwise I’m happy with my performance.” then we’ll know he took just the right amount. ie. A Hippo-sponsored dose
-Tyler Huntley has exited the concussion protocol and and has said that he’s looking forward to the game and his next head injury. Trainers insist that everything’s just peachy.
-Detroit must be looking in on this game with a modicum of interest because a Seahawks loss would increase their odds of getting a wildcard berth significantly. They currently sit at 5th (just 3 get in) with Seattle just ahead of them and the Commies and Giants further up the chart. They play each other so the loser of that game comes back to the pack.
To The Game!
Niners/Seahawks:
-A month ago these squadoos were neck and neck but then San Fran threw it into a higher gear while Seattle slipped it into neutral.
-The Niners have won six straight which is the league’s current longest win streak. The past 4 wins have been by 10+ points and they’ve not allowed more than 16 points.
-Meanwhile Seattle’s D have given up 200+ yards rushing the last two weeks. Once to Vegas (ok, Jacobs ran wild) and the other to [squints] Carolina…?
-They also have a knack for giving up big gains, having surrendered 44 plays of 10+ yards rushing and 43 20+ passing plays for a total of 87. For reference the Niners have given up 40 altogether.
-Back To Earth?: With the D struggling so much it would appear that Geno is pressing the issue and has not looked good. Last week he had 2 INT’s and his lowest throwing completion percentage of the year.
-This looks like a great spot for Aiyuk to blow up given that Deebo is out.
It’s all yours.
So apparently Space Karen is banning journalists who “dox” him (by posting the publicly available location of his private jet). I’m wondering if tonight is the night that twitter actually dies. Not, like, shuts down its servers. But if tonight will be the tipping point where the content producers who are most valuable to advertisers (i.e. news organizations) begin to abandon the platform en masse.
He’s so stupid. It’s public information.
https://www.wheresmusk.com/
Just burn that 44B down man.
Carl needs to have a chat with Musky.
Ah, there’s the fix I was looking for. Pump that poise straight into my veins.
Wow. Six years really did fly by.
https://doorfliesopen.com/2016/09/17/the-poise-boyz/
That’s good hustle!
Call him Mr. Poise!
I just ate a Fatboy ice cream sandwich.
It was, as you Americans say, tres delicious.
https://youtu.be/ZEkUeh1awZ0
Someone is going to lose a fantasy playoff game because the niners didn’t score there
I like the joke, but I’m not sure this meme is the best use of it
The cat meme makes the joke 3.65 times funnier. It’s science, folks.
I’ve always thought the cat represented genuine confusion and the feeling of getting random accusations.
Like the cat has to be the victim
The cat is holding court with his crew and is annoyed with this wench. He’s about to have security toss her out of the club.
Should I put this on? My current viewing option is a marathon of Bobs Burgers Christmas episodes on my Plex server
You should not
Ugh. If you are going to need a two point conversion – which you ARE – you should do it right away. No point in waiting.
I’m the opposite. Right now, you have the momentum. You go for it and miss, its still two scores so no real difference. You kick the PAT, suddenly its one score and the other team starts to get nervous.
Yes but you are overlooking that fact that if they had gotten it it would have been worth three points in fantasy for me (via defense getting 4 points for giving up 13, but only 1 for giving up 14).
“Smells like Geno Spirit!” according to the Spanish broadcast.
[yawns sleepily] – Shan’Khor
That was more igneous rock than solid Gould
I swear to God on the spanish broadcast they said something along the lines of “missing the chili cook-off”.
Part of me wants to stay up for one more drive, and the rational part of me doesn’t understand why I’m watching in the first place.
My excuse is that it’s a pretty important game for my fantasy team.
You’re also three hours behind me.
Great day for Seattle sport fans. Kraken lost. HOX losing. Ners not doing anything in free agency. And the Sonics are still long gone.
Reds are doing less than Seattle. They have no guaranteed contracts past 2023 and they are still talking about cutting back on payroll. At this point, their payroll will be less than a local McDonalds restaurant.
“payroll will be less than a local McDonalds restaurant”
/Bob Nutting has entered the chat
Amazon won’t let me watch the game so I can only assume I am missing The Greatest Game Ever!!!
Narrator: He wasn’t.
The refs are certainly committed to making it competitive.
That play reminds me of an old joke. What’s the difference between a rolling stone and a Scottish farmer?
A Rolling Stone says “hey you get off of my cloud!” and a Scottish farmer says “hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!”
If I bought this chopped liver on Monday, I better finish it tonight, huh?
“Can’t believe you’re hesitant to eat me. I mean, what am I…? Oh, right”
When are they gonna start talking about how much POISE is being demonstrated by Purdy?
Does he have POISE in his PANTS?
No yards, but at least Metcalf can take some solace in bouncing Ward’s head off the ground like a basketball.
Yeah, I suppose I can’t complain about fantasy crap if my tight end is gonna score those kinds of touchdowns.
And if the officials are gonna overturn touchdowns for my opponent like that.
I’m still laughing at that cadmium beef syrup.
Ooh, found a special about the building of the Burj Khalifa, they got generators that are 4 tons too heavy! I wonder how many guest workers got killed, I mean AHEM deported for that screw up!
No, no, it’s Mia Khalifa screwing everyone….
Is she Wiz’s sister?
I started Seattle’s defense for that EXACT reason and Seattle is just gonna drop those? I feel so Brocky.
Also my opponent has the 49ers defense.
Well, they didn’t house that fumble at least.
😁
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
The BBC is reporting that toxic spinach is causing hallucinations and delerium in Australia
In other news, nothing has changed about Australia.
After extensive consideration, I’ve decided that French is all an elaborate prank. There is no way that is a real language that millions of people speak. It’s just the Normans with a stuffy nose laughing at the rest of us
Eh le wine et le fromage et…. me gusto et me estomago
Maybe if you combine Welsh and French you get a real language that unlocks the secrets of the universe!
The French like wine. Wine is fermented grape juice. Grape juice is made by Welch’s. Coincidence? Oh, you’d like me to think so!
Your theory makes sense to me!
This is actually the first time I’ve watched Geno live this season. That completion was behind Metcalf but DK made the play, then the next one was a bad read and another throw behind him, then meh out in the flat. So I’m not impressed yet.
That throw to the tight end at the goal line should have been picked.
You ever notice that French men and Turkish men wear scarves in the same way?
Anybody got the line on some good NFTs these days?
The lingo is: sellers are either brokers or dealers, buyers are suckers.
OH MY GOD DID YOU KNOW THEY THROW FISH?!?!?!?!? – J Bettis, Detroit MI
Huh. I bet Kobe Bryant didn’t see that one coming.
I’m just warming up, I promise most of my Kobe jokes won’t crash and burn like this.
Man, you really can’t pass them up, even if they’re as obvious as hitting the side of a mountain
The last thing he did see coming? A helicopter blade.
I can’t find the game on tv here, so gonna watch the end of the Bob’s Burgers movie instead
Spoiler Alert: The burgers were cooked medium rare.
Just got home from work, did they toss any fish yet? Are there any left to toss?
It’s always the same fish. The shark from the Edgewater/ Zeppelin deal.
The ESPN pre-production crew picked out the fish the morning of the game. Once they went with blowfish and a scab crew had to be flown in.
“OMG! Building 5 was a complete distraction! Also, I think that was holding on the interior lineman!”
-Pete Carroll
Bark Pretty is totally gonna surprise everyone tonight and be a surprise entrant in the Westminster Dog Show next year.
Like Mike White, I am pretty high!
I’d agree you’re easy on the eyes but how far above sea level are you, really?
1,076 ft.
I’m on deck 4, so I think I am exactly at sea level!
“Deck four” sounds like something Riley Cooper fantasizes about doing at a Kenny Chesney concert
So, we are cheering for Brock Purdy right? Or is he a closet Qanon guy, or Elon fan?
He hasn’t been around enough for his warts to show
They make good chocolate
https://www.purdys.com/
I found another person who espouses my BS theory of ice cream melting and filling in the cracks when you think you are full! It’s totally incorrect and nonsensical, but there is always room for ice cream!
Oh, so cinnamon ice cream goes really well with crianza!
I’ve given up on cinnamon-no one knows the proper amount to put into dishes or on toast or rolls. It’s always way far too much. Would you think that folks would know that it’s a strong(ish) spice? No, nobody knows this.
The fake cinnamon gives me a mouth full of hives. I can’t chew cinnamon gum or use Colgate.
Fake cinnamon and real are miles apart, probably moreso than anything else. Maybe fake and real cherry is similar?
Fake and real grape. Not even the same planet!
Yes!
I’m probably part of the problem here, if it is good cinnamon I will eat it in medicinal quantities
“Admitting you’re part of the problem makes for really good TV.”
-Dr. Phil
[checks Freezer Vodka lineup]
“Oh yeah, I sucked so badly all year long I’m not playing this week.”
No Alberta Premium Vodka and a Big Turk for you. (just horrible vodka)
I started the league when TWBS left, I have never made the playoffs.
I kind of want to offer a last place prize, but no idea what would be appropriate
Malort.
That’s just cruel. That shit is deffo top 10 of the worst things I’ve ever ingested. I have full body shudders just thinking about it.
I kinda don’t hate it, and so do at least 4 other people I know. But I’m okay with bitter stuff. My thing I don’t like is sweet things I don’t think should be sweet. The only food I Struggle to get down is blood sausage.
Black pudding is delicious, button mushrooms can get fucked.
Maybe if it’s charred enough, I’ve only had it in the Eastern European context which is my heritage and my babcia loved some sort of blood soup, so it’s clearly wrong that I can’t stand it, but I had to chase it with potatoes to be polite last time I had it last year when one of the babushkas from the Chernobyl exclusion zone served it. I hope she’s okay, Russia went through there. She had a world map with where everyone who visited her was from.
Yeah, bitter is my least favorite flavor profile. It needs help, not a solo artist.
It pairs so well with jaded.
Needs a little existential ennui to bring out all of the notes.
I’d just like to say that Alberta Vodka is the most cruel of all the vodkas.
Consolation playoff?
I’m listed as having a showdown against “Bye” which is projected to score zero points. Thanks for asking!
Winner!
Mrs Cola didn’t want her steak. Guess who is having 2 steaks!
“Sooooo….. an appetizer?”
-B. Daboll, stress eater extraordinaire
Turf and turf
Coach Reid!
/ha ha just kidding he’s having six
***wakes up from a long slumber***
Who are all these people?
These “Royal” types keep leaking out of the woodwork around here….smgdh
Is currently snowing here like it does in all those Hallmark movies when the “couple” is in some remote place and gonna get snowed in.
/they’re gonna fuuuuck
I’m glad your buddy was able to make it to your house.
Love being the little spoon
I declare my attempt to pass off silk pjs as formal wear to be a success!
So proud!
It’s the rage in Jakarta
/swishes by
Silk jalabas in Morocco end up looking like tents, so silky.
That seems like something Jameela Jamil would do, and since you pulled it off you and her are now frenemies.
I don’t know who that is, but always happy to have a new frenemy!
She was the posh one on The Good Place.
Time to see if Brock Purdy is purdy good like Lesnar or purdy bad like Osweiller.
Come on, Geno, throw some INTs and regress to the mean!
This may be like an Angels in the Outfield situation, where the little boy’s wish only works until the championship game.
Fun fact. Geno has tossed 8 INTs this year. BUT, according to PFF he has thrown 22 turnover worthy passes this year. It’s been all smokes and mirrors. He’s exactly what everyone expected, just with more luck.