I feel bad for the yinzers out there because of Franco’s sudden passing and the timing of it. I can’t really think of a beloved figure in the Giants community (should have been LT but he’s made some horrible choices) that I’ll mourn with the same intensity.
To The Game!
Raiders/Steelers:
-Given the injuries that have happened to Vegas it is a long way down talent-wise after Davante. Mack Hollins? Foster Moreau? Not a lot to work with there.
-Vegas has turned things around recently but that horrible 2-7 start that happened while McDaniels was finding his footing pretty much doomed any chances of a postseason appearance.
-Wonder how GM Ziegler and McDaniels feel about the decision to not sign Jacobs to a 5th year option? Must be kinda embarrassing to have that blow up in their faces.
-I’m guessing all that hoopla around the Immaculate Reception should give Pitt a significant homefield advantage-initially, anyway.
-He’s obviously still a work in progress but Kenny Pickett has looked acceptable recently. In the five games before the bye he threw 8 pickerceptions. Since then he’s thrown none but has only two TD’s.
-Blast From the Past: The Steelers have committed hard to the run game recently, only once failing to reach the 100 yard mark in the last five weeks.
Enjoy the game.
Getting some Extra Drunken Yinzerspeak on Stillers postgame radio tonight. I do this to myself, too, Blax.
May you all put as much stank on “Word of the Father” as you choose.
Okay, maybe The Maestro will get it. (Word of the Father at 7:44.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1wHyMR_SCA
First time lurker, longtime commenter, I don’t know how you all have the time for commenting. I read all the blogs but I can’t get to them until at least a few hours later. I have hilarious comments about everything* but I never post them because I’m always late. I’ll try and be better
*hilarity of comments is subject to license and registration and having the sense of humor of a 9 year old
“Being late can cause problems.”
— Duchess WCS
The best jokes are the old tired and repeated jokes.
“…”
— Shonn Greene’s locker
Nailed It!
— B. Walsh
Argyle! The world needs more drivers like him.
You just know I’m watching Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer again.
Merry Christmas to all off you wonderful, wonderful, people.
Mazel Tov!
Merry Christmas, human beings! May we all have a Patrick Swayze Christmas.
https://youtu.be/2ZyJCV_dyug
NYPD Detective John McClane doesn’t like flying.
This does work!
Also great for helping with shin splints
I did not watch a second of that game. Read some comments. Raiders did their thing, Franco ghost, DUUUUUVVAAAALLLL.
Love you, love this place, thanks.
Colas
Merry Christmas from the Maestro. Start playing this right now to feel Alfred Reed stir your soul and awaken the Christmas spirit within.
A true genius and such an important composer for the 20th century.
https://youtu.be/7jQ6H2oQ5Rw
I remember the first time playing this years ago. Giant hall, over a century old. Conductor snapped his baton in the fourth movement and just kept on going. There’s something primal you feel inside of you at the onset of the fourth movement. The brass section opens a doorway to a long hallway that transports you to heaven itself. The entire room should feel like the building is crumbling all around you, exposing all within to the howling wind and driving snow outside. In terms of air support, every player should be blowing so unbelievably hard that they’re phasing in and out of existence on this mortal coil. It’s a full frontal assault of sound, and every single second of it is beyond glorious and thrilling, pulling your mood out of the darkness and into the light.
He is here, at long last.
Nice, which hall?
Our hall on campus. It’s since been superseded by a newer building with better sight lines and overall flexibility of setup and staging, but the old one, made of limestone with a series of giant pillars inside, sure has its charm. Grant Hall is the name. Seating for ~1500 if you get creative with the setup on the lower level.
An old dirty song i heard on the schoolyard:
Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly, happy soul!
With a great big prod made of ice and snow,
And two balls made out of coal!
Frosty the Snowman, was as horny as could be!
All the girlies say he could frot and play,
Just the same as you and me!
All through the village, with his prong held in his hand!
Running here and there, all around the square
Screwing every girl he can!
The new intro music for the Houston 500s!
2 mins left trying to hold off a driving SDSU with a two point lead.
These will surely be Rikki’s Blue Raiders of Middle Tennessee State.
Seems Kari Lake lost her election lawsuit. Her AG equivalent had his case tossed yesterday afternoon.
So that’s a good thing.
Madre Weaselo bought mussels. She found a small crab in TWO of them.
Bonus seafood
Watching “Christmas with the Kranks” with the family. While the kids love it, it’s such a bad movie and having to watch it every year is painful
That movie is the only one the ex-wifey ever turned off before it was over, and she’s a connoisseur of shitty movies.
And I saw there’s a second one. Like wtf. Whyyyyyy.
Green Onion or Tar for this evening’s movie?
Just kidding, I already made my decision and it doesn’t matter because I’ll watch the other tomorrow night.
Th answer is always tar.
I’ve chose poorly.
Merry Christmas to everyone! Especially WCS, Balls, Downfield Matriculator, Boo, me, and any other Stillers fan I’m forgetting because I am high, not because yinz aren’t my favorite. Cuz yinz are!
Wait! Beefreefer is a fan too! And I’m sure I’m forgetting someone else.
Mmmmm pie
Awww, Happy Happy Merry Merry to you and yintz as well, GG!!!
Amazingly, this loss doesn’t actually eliminate the Raiders from playoff contention.
The bandana prepares for the worst
Woooooooooioooooo!
*Door Slams Shut*
*Fall Out Boy Music Intensifies*
That’s My Raiders!
Ron Howard VO: It sure is!
Thanks, Franco.
This lead was much smaller than the ones the Raiders usually blow.
I think there’s a joke about Horatio’s dwarf here, but I’m not up for it.
Go for it, he’s got the holidays off.
They have a hell of a union.
…..
I’m still ain’t sure what a ‘fig’ is but I sure am glad Isaac Newton discovered them.
This post is a one typo away from being a Buddy banner.
Sir Isaac was a suspicious “Bachelor” if you know what i mean
I’m low key rooting for the steelers here just because:
A) fuck josh McDaniels and Mark Davis
B) Somewhere some racist is just holding out hope from the dopamine rush that will inevitably come with the opportunity to bad mouth mike Tomlin
A lock would lock in Tomlin’s first ever losing season, so you know they are champing at the bit.
You edited this to a lock would lock? Or did you fix some more egregious typo?
Oh. I meant “loss”. Cut me some slack it’s almost 8 o’clock here!
Kinda amazing that he’s never had a losing season as head coach
I’m a lot older and sleepier now than when I lived on the East Coast, I think it’s bed time for moi. Nighty night fellow degenerates!
Good night! Merry Christmas (London edition)!
Happy Christmas Eve
Coach Epps’ maths is a bit questionable tonight. But maybe he just wants to get out of the cold.
More like Bosbad
O’Harris isn’t the only thing turning over right now.
So many turnovers! Today’s games have been a veritable PLATE OF EMPANADAS!
Uncle Jack must not be able to feel his tiny, shameful fingers out there.
More like PICK… wait, no that doesn’t work.
So, if you look up historical standings on nfl.com, they use the modern team names and logos. Did you know that the Washington Commanders won the NFC East in 1972, back when the Arizona Cardinals were in the division?
We have to protect innocent eyes from seeing the dominance of the Charlotte Confederates back in ’62
Ferget, HAYELL!!!!
So that means we can blame every future loss on Danny Boy.
I think for the Prob Owl, they should play futbol instead. 5 a side tourney.
Time for the O’Harris tribute! Gather around everyone!
“He was one of the good ones” – All of Western Pennsylvania
What a great tribute. But we got ads!
— NFL Network
The Jags are the AFC’s 4th seed. This is not a drill.
They’re a division leader! Ahead of the fading TITS! Absolute madness.
DUUUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
TRIVIA QUIZ! Which My Bloody Valentine record is Derk Carr’s favourite?
A:Spoiler ”] Derek would NEVAR choose between them.
I’m just here for the atmosphere
Cannot get that out of my head.
So the evening went well at SIL’s-she does a raclette thingy in that she sets up small portable flat top grills and then has various meats available. There’s one side of the family that have no sense of adventure so there’s marinated beef and chicken for them. For us there’s stuff like boar, kangaroo and guinea fowl. (“Awww, guinea pig meat, how could you?”) But she’ll also have available lamb and duck-what I call ‘the gateway proteins’ for the conservative ones to try. This has been going on for 4 years now and progress has been slow.
/one of my wife’s uncles tried the guinea fowl and got the side-eye from his wife. So weird.
wild boar is fan-fucking-tastic
Not to be confused with a wild bore, which is my Mother-in-law.
McDaniels with the headband and not a toque. Wtf
It’s almost like he’s some kind of douchebro?
Don’t really care too much for these teams so….
I still think it’s hilarious how when Richard Seymour got traded to the raiders, and he didn’t show up to training camp for two weeks because he was supposedly considering retirement rather than playing for them
I’m doing some old crossword puzzles from 1993 and they are surprisingly difficult because of a lot of the dated references. It’s also amazing how much standards of acceptability of changed in the past 20 years
“Kenneth Lay heads this groundbreaking, totally legit, Fortune 50 company”
“18. Across: Thing to call your secretary (two words)”
I can’t wait till I get to the Lewinsky era
A very appreciative shoutout to Detroit, Seattle and Washington all losing today-the very best outcome for the Giants.
Can’t believe the NFL would choose to go up against the EasyPost Hawaii Bowl featuring Middle Tennessee State and San Diego State.
Time was, High School Football was a sacred thing in this country and the NFL respected that, by god, but nowadays with these CLOWNS in CON–oh they’re college teams?
the shit is going on with that pitch in Hawaii??
Lime green and yellow lemon are having it out on the field.
kinda shift in my seat, one if my joints pops
Dad: what the hell was that?
Me: that was my elbow this time.
Dad: …. nice
Okay, the team giving Andy Reid a cheeseburger in a Nike box is actually pretty damn funny
He’s gotta be pissed that there was room for 2 or 3 burgers though.
He’s also pissed the box wasn’t edible
I mean if enough grease soaks into it pretty much anything is edible.
Everything is edible, if you’re brave enough
Former player hates that his head coach employed a pedo with 45 convictions, wishes we’d consider both sides.
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/8207532/franco-harris-ex-penn-state-nittany-lions-players-criticize-freeh-report
Coach Paterno didn’t expect area parents to send such slutty 12-year olds to his camps!
Stole this:
Rudolph the red meat reindeer
Makes a very tasty steak
And if you’ve never tried it
You should soon fix that mistake
All of the other reindeer
Make for some good eatin’ too
Carrots and onions and Blitzen
Make a most delightful stew
Then one foggy Xmas eve
Santa came to say,
“Rudolph with your flesh so sweet
It’s you I’m going to slay for meat!”
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
“Rudolph the red meat reindeer,
Santa’s eating you not me!”
Mrs. Claus nods appreciatively