Your AFC Semi-Final Open Thread

The very last multiple days doubleheader weekend is upon us but we should be grateful because all the matchups look really good or at least interesting. Will I avoid day-drinking so that I can watch the night game? YOU BET!

To The Game!

Jags/Chiefs:

-Much like the Giants the Jags are playing with the proverbial house money, far exceeding their own and everyone else’s expectations. Though they can improve, this season has been a raging success by any metric one can imagine.

-Much is being made of Chris Jones being sackless in all the playoff games he’s played in. (kinda hard to imagine, tbh) But the edge fella that might end up being the most disruptive is rook George Karlaftis. He was very slow off the mark at the beginning of the season but has 5.5 sackaroos in the last 7 games.

-Bad News Aplenty: Speaking of defensive players struggling, let’s shine a light on Jags rook lb Devin Lloyd, who was playing so badly in the week 10 game vs these Chiefs that he was pulled in the 2nd half. Jacksonville is dead last in the league in DVOA vs tight ends and throws to the short middle of the field. Looks to me like Kelce should have one of those 12 catch, 130 yard, 2 TD games.

-I Did Not Know This: Reid was the qb coach when Pederson was the 3rd string ball tosser for the Packers in the ’97 and ’98 seasons.

Time For Another: Four of the Jags last eight wins have required a 4th quarter comeback.

-The Guy Sees The Field Well: According to Next Gen Stats, Mahomes has successfully scrambled 119 times in a row without getting sacked. In that game back in week 10 he scrambled 5 times for 40 yards.

-Along with Karlaftis, the Chiefs will be relying on rooks in key positions that obviously have no playoff experience. Slot corner Trent McDuffie, Isiah Pacheco and 7th round cb Jaylen Watson are breaking their playoff cherry. The same is also true of Kadarius Toney who will be replacing the injured Mecole Hardman.

Have at it.

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jjfozz

It’s simple.

Either one of you comes to my house and takes me down with a high dosage animal tranquilizer, or I kill my mother in law. Who for some fucking reason is here during playoff weekend.

I’m not kidding. I need your help.

Jesus Christ on a Double Whopper with Bacon. I am in hell.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sorry if I’m in favor of the latter, but as the closest one to you, I ain’t coming.

Gatoraids

Least the Jags rested Etienne well for next year

LemonJello

There.will be no bandana wrapped wing-wang laps around Fortress LemonJello tonight.

Gumbygirl

It was an amazing season, wrap that rascal one more time!

Sharkbait

They really need to rework onside kicks.

Brick Meathook

Waffle House!

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Mr. Ayo

For the Cover!!!

litre_cola

Yes sir!!!!!

Gatoraids

End of this game was made for Al Michaels

Gumbygirl

They will be in it every year for quite awhile, no doubt.

fleshwound_NPG

grading on the afc south curve they are three years ahead

more if irsay hilariously hires saturday and the texans trade all of texas to get back the 1st overall

King Hippo

And Lawrence fought like a scalded dog, in all serious.

Gatoraids

+1

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LongtimeLionsLoser

What a foundation Urban put into place.

Doktor Zymm

If you portmanteau Giants/Eagles it’s almost Giggles

Gumbygirl

If only one of them had Shatley, It would be shits and giggles!

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

WAY scarier than moutheyes

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Gumbygirl

Now you’ve done it.

LemonJello

Still a better season than the P*triots had.

TheRevanchist

Chad Henne is still young compared to Brady. He should be a Chief for at least another decade.

Recovery Whiskey

Looks like Clark Hunt paid for full GFE

King Hippo

Always the way to go!

Redshirt

Once again, Florida screws it up for everyone.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Who the fuck is falling for that fake pass bullshit with the Chiefs up 10 with 3 minutes remaining? Most likely candidate is Andy Reid, and he called it.

clint greasewood

-9.5

Doktor Zymm

Vegas accidentally setting a really good line is also kind of news

litre_cola

Fuuuuckkkk, need a garbage Duvaaallll fg

LemonJello

Ask, and ye shall receive.

litre_cola

BOOOOOOMMMMM

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s My Florida Raiders!

LemonJello

Spin off series?

TheRevanchist

One-handed INT. Fucking beautiful!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

About that cover bet, maybe cue Emily Litella

LemonJello

Welp. Jaguras gonna Jagura.

ThePirateSloth

Well damn

Doktor Zymm

In other positive-type news, Gage seems to be doing well

Sharkbait

Damnit jags.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Man, I would have laughed HARD if Agnew would have coughed up that one, too.

ThePirateSloth

I too, enjoy gettin a sammich going on

LemonJello

Chtulu, I don’t ask for much, just a little chaos and a Jaguras win…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

….keeps hope alive for the cover bet, you mean.

fleshwound_NPG

what was that, andy

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King Hippo

I keep forgetting to seek out his shit, I wouldn’t read anything else on ESPN.com, but Barnwell is excellent

Mr. Ayo

Agreed. Shame they have him behind their paywall and forcing me to spend more money.

King Hippo

already have el plus, to see Everton crash out of the domestic cups. Will have to keep next season for the Championship.

litre_cola

Aww fuck.
Chefs are going to cover.

Doktor Zymm

Clean your finger! Pretend to whittle! NO DON’T FUCK IT UP

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is this a good time to remind everyone that “Spiro Agnew” is an anagram of “Grow A Penis”?

Gumbygirl

Trash.

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Mr. Ayo

*scribbles game over in notebook*

fleshwound_NPG

new earnest byner just dropped

a ball

Redshirt
LemonJello

God. Damn. It.

King Hippo

What a fucking play, PG’s balls have dropped today

Doktor Zymm

Zay okay!

Redshirt

Like so many Free Agents, betting on Jacksonville did not work out.

litre_cola

Did you bet ML or ATS?

King Hippo

backdoor is still open (PHRASING)

Redshirt

C. Kirk – Return is Questionable.
J.T. Kirk – OUT

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fleshwound_NPG

charlie kirk – DNP (too small)

Dunstan

Huh, usually it’s J.T. Kirk reporting the demise of a redshirt, not the other way around.

Petronel

Effective…kicker…tackling…? (not pretty, but effective)

Doktor Zymm

not sure it was effective on purpose