I make no apology for loving the Olympic Games. Yes, they can and have been used for propaganda and political purposes, but, at its core, the idea of all the countries of the world getting together to play games is awesome.
I’m also a huge Greek mythology geek, so the fact that we are repeating something that was done thousands of years ago is amazing in and of itself.
Tonight’s post category comes from my hazy memories. I have watched every Olympics from the 1976 Montréal Olympics to the present day. Some moments have stood out more than others. Thank you to all that have provided suggestions on previous posts and I will be incorporating those into future posts.
As I mentioned in the first post, the plan is for this to be an ongoing off-season series on Saturday nights in which I present to you my five favourite somethings and then you comment and tell me:
- How I’m wrong
- Your Top Five
- Suggestions for the next top five list
Without further ado, I present to you my Top Five Cities To Visit!
1 – 1984 Olympics Opening Ceremony
I did not see the ceremony live even though it was in my hometown, but I did watch it on TV. I remember being so proud of our city and the show we put together!
I’m not an interior decorator, but the pastel colour scheme was perfect. For the time, for the city, for the world. The organizers had reached out to Hollywood talent to put together the ceremony and it showed. The production values were off the charts.
THERE WAS A MAN IN A JET PACK FOR FUCK’S SAKE!
I was able to attend various events during those Olympic Games and those are some of my fondest memories of living in LA.
Pros:
The Olympic theme for these games is still stuck in my head.
Beautiful and historic setting.
Did I mention the jet pack?
Cons:
The Eastern Bloc countries boycotted because the US had boycotted the Moscow games in 1980. Neither boycott sat right with me.
2 – 2012 London Olympics México Soccer Gold Medal
México may, and probably will, never win a World Cup but no one can ever take away the Gold Medal they won in London in 2012. Over Brasil too, which gives one an additional level of pride.
If you can beat the best, it makes the victory that much sweeter.
It is hard to put into words the happiness and pride I felt that day. It wasn’t personal because it wasn’t like that for me. It’s like if my brother or another relative had achieved something incredible. I felt happy for them and I knew how much it meant to the country.
Pros:
It was a once in a lifetime experience.
It made so many people I knew insanely happy.
Cons:
I couldn’t celebrate with my family in México.
3 – 1988 Calgary Olympics Jamaican Bobsled Team
Most people know about this because of the Disney movie “Cool Runnings”, but I remember watching this live as it was happening. The movie did not give the story justice.
I loved everything about this story.
The team was from a Caribbean country and was competing in the WINTER Olympics! The best part is that they actually qualified to get there. They had a seemingly impossible task in front of them and they were able to achieve it.
It was hugely inspirational for me. What I took out of it was that it didn’t matter what people thought you could do or achieve. If you believed in yourself and worked hard, you could do it.
Pros:
It was a super fun story and very motivational.
They were outsiders that shook up the established order of things.
I love to root for the underdog.
Cons:
They crashed and were not able to place high in the standings
4 – 2022 Beijing Olympics Finland Hockey Gold Medal
Have I mentioned that I love to root for the underdog?
The Finnish hockey teams have been good for a very long time. In their history, they had 4 bronze medals and 2 silvers but they had never won a gold. Until 2022.
The fact that they won it against the Russian team that had been their nemesis for decades made it even sweeter. As the horn sounded the end of the game, I could see how much it meant to them. I figured the entire country must have heaved a collective sigh of relief and broke out into smiles and cheers.
Pros:
Finally, Charlie Brown was able to kick the football.
The team was great and the win was deserved.
Cons:
You had to make a special effort to watch live due to the time difference.
5 – 1976 Montréal Olympics Nadia Comaneci Perfect 10s
In those days, Romania was behind the Iron Curtain. I was always fascinated by athletes from those countries as I felt bad that politics got in the way of them being able to get their proper credit.
However, Nadia showed that excellence could surpass any obstacles. She was the first gymnast ever to get a perfect score in competition. At the age of 14.
I was 7 or 8 at the time and the fact that a little girl just 6 years older than me was able to achieve something so unbelievable made me think there was no reason why I couldn’t do things. Age didn’t matter. Politics didn’t matter. Her talent was all that mattered.
Pros:
A unique moment that will likely never be repeated.
I also loved Beethoven because of the 1976 Olympics.
Cons:
You now have people that are hesitant to give perfect scores. Fuck that. If you deserve it, you should get it.
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What say you in the comments?
A formation lap to end the race? WTF.
And Sainz gets totally fucked by this.
AUSSIE NANA CAKES
Be a hero HAM. Take out VER.
Whoopsie doodle for Alpine. lol
I have been sneezing my head off all day. Turns out I’m quite allergic to my 15 year old cat, who knew? But I would cut off my left tit ( and both of Gumby’s ) before I’d get rid of my baby. It’s a little more weed and Benadryl time for me! Congratulations Horatio, good night my little buckaroos.
Oh shit, my Olympic stuff. The first four are random order, but number one in my heart forever is Peggy Fleming in ’68. Olga Korbut, Nadia, Tara Lipinski and last but certainly not least my spirit animal Johnny Weir, who did not win a gold, but is awesome in every way.
This has been a silly ass race, and not even ten laps in.
That red flag was a travesty. Totally unnecessary.
Oh, hello forgotten F1 nightcap.
Well, that’s was a start.
I don’t have enough accessible brain cells now to list 5. But my personal favorite has always been Alberto Tomba absolutely bombing down runs for 2 golds and then having the great taste and nads to hit on Katerina Witt.
https://mobile.twitter.com/ajcassavell/status/1642324094501916673
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WHAT THE FUCK SPACE KAREN WHY WON’T YOUR STUPID EMBED CODES WORK???
Did you pay your 8 bucks?
Is this what you were trying to do RTD?
https://twitter.com/ajcassavell/status/1642324094501916673
Yes! What is your secret?
https://twitter.com/ajcassavell/status/1642324094501916673
Ah, it’s the “mobile” in the link that causes the problems. Thanks Ayo!
When I won the “Who can make the most ass sweat in a day” at my old corporate job’s Drunk Olympics.
Suck me sideways, Debbie from Compliance. No four-peat this time.
“I said, I don’t want my son named Logan, nor Chad”
Despite the power being out I made some chili (we have a gas stove) It percolated on the stove all day long. I made it so hot/spicy that I can’t eat it. Twenty years ago it would have been perfect but nowadays this is just too much. What a waste of a day.
/I’ll add a tin of tomatoes to this and see how it goes
It can be salvaged.
This the same “lulled to sleep” ride that Texas went on in the Flacco Eight.
Sebastian the Ibis going to a nice pond on a farm upstate?
This probably sounds all kinds of hot-takey but I’m far more interested in the women’s final than the men’s.
/not something I ever thought that I would say
Who’s that hot on which team now?
Clark, a guard on Iowa is doing a Kemba Walker and it’s insane.
A true fan would be excited about the women’s NIT
You wouldn’t know that one. It’s played in a different state and goes to a different school.
And would spell womyn with a y smh
Wish I could take that in but I’m busy watching pick-up games at the Y.
#grassroots
Gold Medal, Biggest Eyebrows
Leonid Brezhnev
Moscow 1980
John L Lewis says “Bring it.”
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Gold Medal, Female Division
Sophia Hadjipanteli
Her bush must be a rain forest
A lot of endangered species down there, I’m told.
Double ew.
I thought this was makeup or Photoshop but no she is real and proud and getting paid.
Man you can really see why he got ALL THE PUSSY
In Soviet Russia, you offer eyebrow rides, not mustache rides!
Soviet Russia’s largest export was pinkeye medicine.
Ew.
“You could set your train ride to the Gulag to those eyebrows!”
-Trotskyites
Einstein already died.
How do you know that, comrade? We weren’t even there!
JV HOOPS BOLTMEN vs Fightin’ Horatios?
Love a good Clubhouse Derby, me
Somebody get on the Cornblower bullpen phone and get the dwarf warming up.
Who is that image of? The Patrician from the Discworld series?
Wait, no, couldn’t be, he’s wearing a suit. But otherwise he looks exactly as I picture the Patrician.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clerks:_The_Animated_Series
Danny Hurley is one hell of a coach. I remember that really good Rhode Island team he had a few years back, they were damned fun to watch.
Seems a shame that Trump’s indictment has affected these two Florida teams tonight.
THESE HURRICANES, I CALL THEM CLIMATE CHANGE BECAUSE THEY’RE UP AND DOWN WITH NO PERCEPTIBLE PATTERN TO THEIR MOVEMENTS.
Just dropping in to say YOU ARE SO OLD
I make up for it with immaturity.
I also remember Cuban super-heavyweight boxer Teofilo Stevenson absolutely dominating and winning gold in 72, 76, and 80. Yet he was unheard of outside of the Olympics.
Welp that’s wut he gets 4 being a fucking commie smgdh
The best Olympic moment has to be the Japanese guy who did the rings event and dismounted . . . with a broken leg.
I remember that! Pure dedication.
I get that Simpsons reference now!
The five that come to mind for me:
1. Yang Tae-hwan’s face-melting performance of Vivaldi’s Four Seasons at the closing ceremony:
https://olympics.com/en/video/13-year-old-wonderkid-yang-tae-hwan-steals-the-show-with-guitar-solo
2. The U.S. comeback against France in the relay to keep Michael Phelps’ chance for eight golds alive.
3. Kerry Strug landing her vault on one leg, even though it ultimately wasn’t necessary for the win.
4. Phelps beating that punk Chad Le Clos to win his 20th gold medal.
5. When we were watching women’s weightlifting and a contestant named Isabella from some Eastern European country looked like a dude wearing a wig and a traveler called her “Is-A-Fella”.
THESE HUSKIES, I CALL THEM NOAA STORM CHASERS BECAUSE THEY’RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THESE HURRICANES ARE GOING
At the end of this dumb Diet Coke (re-branded for the infinity-th time) ad, nobody fights for the can once Magic handles it. One assumes because he got AIDS all over it smh
Time for a weekend episode of ignoring JV hardwood action so that I can Release the Kraken.
“So, can anyone, like, stay in the arena? Asking for a friend.”
-J. Tomsula
PeyPey SINGS!
Mag-gie-Ro-gers-shave-yer-pits
Moar like F-A-LOSE
A Low Commander v Horatio shame bet is STRONGLY SUGGESTED in the event the late show goes as expected.
Owls sacrificed to the Aztec gods.
As Zuul prophesied ALL HAIL ZUUL
While we wait, what’s the difference in the high you get from delta-8 THC (legal at the CBD store here in Ohio) and plain vanilla delta-9 THC? Are there any other issues between the two?
1 Usain Bolt in any of the sprint finals
2 Any of the power lifting competitions where there lift in a single movement what would take me 10 lifts to get the same weight lifted
3 Eddie the Eagle. The everyday guy doing ski jump. Haha. He made them change the rules to have to have qualified doing previous events
4 team Canada winning hockey gold. Crosby and Lemieux and Iginla. Wow
5 Profit
This is one BANANACAKES champeenchip match from being the greatest March Madness of this century.
It’s already the best one this century. A great final would put it into contention for the best ever.
JV HOOPS BOLTMAN WILL CRUSH THE PATHETIC HOPES AND DREAMS OF THOSE MINIONS SENT FORTH BY DESANTIS CLAN
Man. I was kind of mildly rooting for FAU, being the underdog and all.
HOLY COLD-BLOODED SHIT, BATMAN!
Insane finish! Now, just need Miami to lose so we can say Fuck Florida and smile.
I would probably do that anyway.
Fucking fantastic!
I like that quick two.
Passive defense….not so much.
That was a hell of a drive.
Wow. Dusty even married well.
Eldest granddaughter got accepted to Cal State Northridge and Cal State Fullerton.
Now the decision part.
Northridge sounds way cooler.
The only time I visited Cal State Fullerton was to buy drugs.
Two votes for Northridge? And one presumes the rights will abide by our choosin
But Northridge requires driving the 405 to the 101 to the 118.
Every Angelino just shuddered hearing that.
Dig your own personal tunnel, then! Brick will know how.
“My favorite moment was all of the bribes”
-Olympic Committee President
Pity I only saw this now..
This Olympic Moment didn’t make the list?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cfaNA2_vZY
The only Olympics I attended was Salt Lake 2002. It was a good time. Some highlights:
1) The nice Mormon lady at the temple who saw me wearing my Team Canada hockey jersey and asked me if I was one of the players.
2) Having random people come up to us and say how sorry they were about how Canadian figure skaters Jamie Sale and her partner got screwed by corrupt officiating. Jamie Sale was ridiculously cute and charming and I was totally smitten by her. She has recently turned out to be an antivax idiot, so….
3) Having great seats for the CAN-CZE game.
4) Seeing a certain hack Canadian hockey writer having beers with the head of the NHLPA, and understanding why he was a complete union mouthpiece during the subsequent lockout
5) Getting stranded by the shitty bus service after attending the curling in Ogden, and needing to drop several hundred dollars on a couple of cabs to get us and some nice young Mormon kids back to Salt Lake.
6) Completely freaking out said Mormon kids with my filthy humor.
7) Freaking out after watching Canada lose to Sweden and barely beat Germany in the round robin.
The lighting of the Olympic torch with the flaming arrow was bad fucking ass.
Also Frans Klammer bombing down the downhill in 1972 I think was fantastic. Out of control the whole way down.
I’m also old enough to remember the black power symbol from the 1968 Olympics. I’ll never forget that.
The 714 extra chances the refs gave the Russians against the US for the first American basketball loss.
Finally Teofilo Stevenson kicking everybody’s ass in boxing for like 3 conserving games. Viva Cuba!
I’m not quite old enough to remember the ’68 Olympics, but I remember all the others. I remember Teofilo Stevenson had this bored, arrogant look all through the Olympics.
ETA: I do remember Evander Holyfield getting fucked by the judges in Seoul.
NC State’s own Tom Burleson is still super pissed about that Rooskie fuckery.
He fuckin’ should be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuGG9hV1tos
This was awesome. I also passed my thesis defense the next day!
EDIT: Successfully defended TWO days later.
Damn, FAU plays at a fantastic pace.
Only team all torneo to successfully speed SDSU up
Finland has nothing on the Miracle on Ice.
1) When the “Dream Team” hilariously got their shit pushed in.
/list exhausted
When Ali lit the flame in Atlanta, I was in tears.
Hey, I told you not to stand that close smgdh