Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.
Today is the start of my 50th trip around the big burning fusion thingy in our sky that turns Hydrogen into Helium. So yay me. My work gives us our birthday off, so I also, humble brag, took yesterday off for a 4 day weekend and a short week. And it’s even shorter with Easter and Good Friday, so hurray for 2 day weeks. Today’s plan is to sleep in, colon and wonky body willing, and then to hang out with my lovely wife and then go out for a dinner somewhere.
This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, ‘It might have been [in bed]’.
John Greenleaf Whittier
There’s a pill for that.
As a reminder, Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post.
Note that during the offseason, I’ll probably look at the Sunday posts.
Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.
Last day, going out in style:
Riding a B61 down onto Putin’s Black Sea getaway in Gelendzhik, Krasnodar Krai, Russia.
LemonJello
Scrimmaging with the Bears, I may get my ass kicked but I won’t have to live with the next day’s soreness, and then I’m gonna get fucking hammered with the team.
BrettFavresColonoscopy
“Have that new guy brought to my chambers tonight, after dinner, Jeeves.”
-Virginia McCaskey
LemonJello
This creature is an interdimensional disgrace. I know we’re talking NFL, but this thing really is just evil.
WCS
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sorry, knee jerk reaction to seeing his face.
Sharkbait
I’m not saying the rest of you suck, but I am saying that I definitely won today’s draft.
BrettFavresColonoscopy
Win. Lose. Whatever as long as I get my Almond Joy fudge.
ArmedandHammered
LemonJello
The Trader Joes near me changed the recipe for the curry chicken salad and it sucks now, it’s all gloopy and sad.
I’m on my way to Peru, but at least I’m in a more reasonable time zone so I’ll hopefully be around more this week, cheers!
Doktor Zymm
Did a secret volcano lair/lab come on the market in Peru, Frau Doktor?
LemonJello
Doktor Zymm
Is that code for Pisco?
Sharkbait
There will be plenty of pisco at my alpacalypse party, all y’all are invited
Doktor Zymm
Hey, El Segundo is Brick-adjacent!
Look at the aerial photo of Top Golf. Go to the center-top, and then down a little. At the top of a flagpole you’ll see a black square with a white dot in the middle.
Is this the golfing flag? No, it’s a target! The property behind Top Golf is Raytheon Space Systems, and they make satellites and sensors. It used to be Hughes (as in Howard Hughes) so they do all sorts of crazy shit there. The target is a giant billboard and they focus on it from all sorts of different Raytheon facilities.
The other property there, that looks like a shopping center, is a plant that makes potable water from sewer water, and then sells it to the masses after adding brain-control chemicals developed by – you guessed it – Raytheon Technologies! The brain-control chemicals are manufactured across the street at – you guessed right again – the gigantic Chevron/Standard Oil refinery controlled by the Rockefellers! The sewer water comes from the Hyperion plant down the road, which was the filming location of – this is no surprise – Soylent Green!
Enjoy your “golfing” folks.
Brick Meathook
And Yeah Right is involved in ALL of that!
ballsofsteelandfury
I’m not involved with Raytheon! Since the late 90’s! That’s all walking distance from my work though.
We only build….
I think I’ve said enough.
yeah right
Topgolf is awesome. I always try to hit it when I’m in Vegas.
Sharkbait
Topgolf and Vegas and hitting things. Name three things that go together better. You can’t!
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
“Cuddling with The Rog, on the Acela Quiet Car, with a couple bottles of Allegash White!”
-P.K.
LemonJello
I dislike my current HR team. Seriously a bunch of friggin flesh peddlers.
2Pack
It’s called “ratfucking” for a reason, Ron. It’s because you get fucked by a rat.
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/os-ne-disney-new-reedy-creek-board-powerless-20230329-qalagcs4wjfe3iwkpzjsz2v4qm-story.html
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
What Disney did is pretty underhanded, though.
Also, I like this part:
[The] declaration is valid until “21 years after the death of the last survivor of the descendants of King Charles III, king of England,” if it is deemed to violate rules against perpetuity, according to the document.
Brick Meathook
Hundreds of property law professors just wet themselves.
Dunstan
Right? I am a practicing real estate attorney, and this is the first time I’ve thought about the rule against perpetuities since the bar exam
King Hippo
Between property law discussions and people announcing that they are going to bed, this here place is sheer excitement.
Brick Meathook
Just waiting for the basketball and Canadian basketball playoffs to start.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
I never understood Canadian basketball’s metric scoring system.
WCS
That one point for bouncing off the rim is weird.
Dunstan
It’s called a “looney”, Dunstan, you know that!
Horatio Cornblower
The trick is to talk about property law in bed: “Hold on honey, I am going to encroach on your appurtenances!
Downfield Matriculator
The first guy who figures it [how to have sex in the Peel Trident] out is getting a goddamn Nobel Prize for physics, I can tell you that much.
[proudly holds up Nobel Prize medal] – Horatio’s Dwarf, after next year’s ceremony
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
More like the Isle of Little Men, amirite?
/shows self out
//can’t get away at 28mph
///is savagely beaten
BrettFavresColonoscopy
JARED: Hey, I guess when you tell the kids we’re going to spend Thanksgiving with “convict grandpa” you’re going to have to be more specific.
IVANKA: Ha ha ha, good one, Jared. Very droll.
JARED: Ha ha ha! [under his breath] You stupid fucking bitch.
IVANKA: Ha ha ha! [also under her breath] I hope the Saudis cut you into eighty pieces and throw you in a well.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
I can never decide which of those two I hate the most.
King Hippo
I think Jared is more despicable, and Ivanka is the greater fool, because she thought she could be a supporter and aide of her father and get respect from anyone outside MAGAworld, whereas I don’t think Jared gives a fuck.
Dunstan
I’m on Team Ivanka. She didn’t choose to be married into this family, he did. Plus, of all the persons who can put Trump away the longest, she’s the one who can help out the most.
Redshirt
THIS GUY REDSHIRT I CALL HIM AARON RODGERS BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL HIM THAT HE DOESN’T HAVE TO BE ON EITHER TEAM, BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH HORRIBLE IN THEIR OWN WAY.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Ok – Today’s hate…
The fuckers that breed dogs for puppy mills.
I was taking my son to a swim lesson at the end of last week and the pool is next to a Target. I parked my car and in jumped an amazing female black lab who was extremely emaciated.
I got the dog in my car, gave it my dinner (we were eating tacos before his lesson) dropped my son at this lesson, then went to Target to buy it Kibble, a water bowl, collar and leash. I set up a crate for it that evening in our basement (until I could get it checked for diseases so it wouldn’t hurt our other dogs). I got up early the next morning, called my vet at 7:00 so that I could show up before the vet opened, and got the dog checked out. $300 later, she has a fully clean bill of health.
The humorous part was when I got to the vet, the vet tech said, “I’m going to check her for a microchip.” I responded, “Sure, I know that you need to for your job, but if you find the owner that would do this to her, just give me the address, and let me take care of it. Have you seen the John Wick movies?”
The vet estimated that she had had four litters of puppies, and was only 5 years old. She was 47 pounds, and should be 65.
I’ve been making her ground beef every day, and now she is up to 51 pounds in two weeks (I’m very careful to keep the weight gain at a healthy pace). But seriously, who the fuck can do this to a dog and live with themself?
So, now we have a third dog, and everyone is happy, but I’m very much hoping that some day I find the asshole that breeds dogs, doesn’t feed them, and discards them in Target parking lots. I have a decent nest egg from working, etc. so I’ll be happy to pay for the attorney I will need following the encounter.
Poppy (our new dog) is shown here.
LongtimeLionsLoser
Don T
Sounds like a good time. Got me excited for some Easter wine tasting
BC Dick
Will definitely bring some with me. On 8 btls of wine and 2 btls of liquor I got charged 22 dollars total. That seemed a bargain to me.
/Edit in Canadian fees.
That being said she completely did it wrong and wanted me out of there.
litre_cola
You had an ASU grad ring that up.
blaxabbath
Hmmm… what cocktail goes well with presidential indictments?
Dunstan
Dark and stormy
Game Time Decision
Asked my waiter if he heard about Donald Trump. “Got indicted” I told him.
Thought he would cry.
Horatio Cornblower
Clark is a goddamn monster.
scotchnaut
– Lois, to her girlfriends who subsequently encourage her to leave
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
-Lois, talking about the size of his manhood, as those tights are apparently very deceptive
TheRevanchist
– Merriwether Lewis’ diary
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
WCS
Okay, I promised myself I’d invoice a client before having another glass of wine. And unfortunately my glass is currently empty.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Dear Mr. Client Sir or Madum:
For servishes renderrrrrrrrrred a stuff —–$420.69. Heh heh heh. but sriosuhly buddy, ay me $420.69 for all the stuff I did or my wife’ll vacuum tyour cock off.
Sincerely love.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Horatio Cornblower
LSU Fightin’ Eggplants have taken the lead!
scotchnaut
Unsexy Friday
Mr. Ayo
She’s totally rocking that “Judgmental MIL At The Wedding Reception” look.
/no one said anything about my blouse that I bought especially for this!
scotchnaut
zing 👏🏻👏🏻
Don T
Late for the Arsenal game, but in my defense I had a dream that I was snorkeling in something the resembled French Polynesia, woke up to a cold and rainy day in CT, so I went back to sleep for another hour to try to get back to the South Pacific.
Alas, I woke up in CT nonetheless.
Horatio Cornblower
Still better than waking up with CTE!
Cecil Rhodes
“That’s silly, you don’t get AIDS from sleeping!”
-Lea Michele
Horatio Cornblower
So much schoolwork to do today & all I want to do is watch sports ball. I’ve been so busy this post is the first time I saw who made the Final Four this year. Good lord! Does anyone have any of those teams left in their bracket?
West Ham have a desperate run of game’s starting tomorrow. If they want to stay up, they’re gonna have to score some goals. We’ll see.
Fronkenshteen
You went back to school, Fronk Dangerfield? Whatcha larnin’ about?
King Hippo
Finishing a bachelor’s in history so I can teach locally. There’s still a hell of a teacher shortage here since COVID. I’m finishing a Capstone course which culminates in a 25 page historiographical/research paper, and I’ve never written one of those. I have my sources spread all over the house like I’m tracking Pepe Silva, and today I finally have to quit fucking around and start writing the bastard. It’s on the after effects of the publication of the Pentagon Papers. 25-30 pages. Just breathe, right? In the nose and out the ears. 🤓
Fronkenshteen
Current weather conditions in the Yinzerburgh area:
WCS
She rode that door like a champ, didn’t she?
Gumbygirl
While holding a cellphone! Spiderkid.
Don T
When I won the “Who can make the most ass sweat in a day” at my old corporate job’s Drunk Olympics.
Suck me sideways, Debbie from Compliance. No four-peat this time.
Buddy Cole’s Halftime Show
Despite the power being out I made some chili (we have a gas stove) It percolated on the stove all day long. I made it so hot/spicy that I can’t eat it. Twenty years ago it would have been perfect but nowadays this is just too much. What a waste of a day.
/I’ll add a tin of tomatoes to this and see how it goes
scotchnaut
WCS
Eldest granddaughter got accepted to Cal State Northridge and Cal State Fullerton.
Now the decision part.
yeah right
“WHAT DID THEM DADGUMMED WHORES PUT IN MY DRINK!?! I KEEP SEEING OL’TUBBY WADE ON MY TEEVEE AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S COACHING AGAIN? YEEEEeeeeeHHAAAAAWWWwwwwww I AM FUCKING HAMMERED!”
LemonJello
Watching the XFL after all?
WCS
XFL coverage on tWWL was bumped to ESPN+ by Pickelball.
LemonJello
I had no idea that a day full of mundane tasks could tire me out so much. I wish I could just plop down and watch some TV but there’s still more to do.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
I, to use a phrase learned from our pill aficionado water horse, did the square root of fuckall today, and I am ready for bed.
LemonJello
And now, for your viewing pleasure, the latest installment of Stupid Questions from the Redshirt Family:
Me: (put bread in toaster)
Family: “Are you just having toast for dinner?”
Me: “No, I’m having sandwiches.”
Family: “With what?”
Me: “…protein.”
Family: “From where?”
Me: “Probably a cow or a pig.”
Redshirt
Do you deliver?
-me, I’m asking for me, I’m hungry
Game Time Decision
(few days later; GTD wakes up in his bedroom to a cow and a pig eating piles of sugar, yeast, flour, salt and olive oil)
GTD: “RERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDSHIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!”
Redshirt
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Thanks for all the comments and funny and everything else.
Stay busy and safe out there.
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Little help please
It’s the wokeness in the engine.
Looks like the CRTachometer has burnt out.
Probably the TRANSmission.
Looks like it needs some DEIgnostics?
.
In the Otto cycle of an engine you need a sequence of suck, squeeze, bang, and blow. Here, we have the first three, but we are missing the last step of the cycle.
The answer, therefore, is to blow it out like a candle.
I thought the flames went outside of the car
That’ll buff out.
Thunderstorm caused a ground stop during which the crew timed out, so sitting around on the plane at ORD while we wait to see when we might have a chance of getting out here. Fun!
Apparently they keep extra crews in the basement so they’re sending one up for us!
Excellent! Safe travels
Cool just like the fire station. I hope they get to slide down poles.
/ basement = probably no pole, a ladder perhaps?
A series of people movers.
Vacuum tube.
“Tell me more…” – Dr. Mrs. Deadly, Esq.
That place is just action packed. Last time I was there the winds were so strong it took them 45 minutes to hook up the walkway to the cabin door.
Yeah, Chicago is great if you’re into weather. Although watching the lake steam because it can’t freeze fast enough is small compensation for having to go outside in -40
Hot take: the Dems winning the Wisconsin Supreme Court seat tonight is more important to the outcome of the 2024 presidential election than anything that happened in NYC today.
My buddy who’s fetish is politics said this earlier.
Oh yeah my caucus is so hard right now, we’ll be deadlocked in this vote all night!
Try being his roommate for a year.
Oh uh yeah, I know it was my turn to take the trash out but I did propose to vote to table an addendum referendum with an expiry time of 12 hours and you failed to obtain the requisite 500 signatures and notary seal within that time and I, me, I just LOVE this apartment so much and all the ideals that its builders fought so hard for, that I just couldn’t bring myself to go against their wishes. Also the sink’s clogged.
Good jerb, cheeseheads. Now get rid of Quaron, and you can rejoin civilized society!
I haven’t been here all day but Happy Finnish NATO Day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5zg_af9b8c
If the hottie Finnish PM needs consolation after losing the election, I am here for her.
I brought refreshments!
If I’m still hungry, i can just make a bunch of cocktails with egg white, right?
Definitely. Trust me, I’m a bartender*
*Absolutely is not a bartender
Why hello there. My name is litre_cola and I have played a bartender many time in my life. Egg whites for sure, but if you want a full meal do not forget the citrus.
Get him a what? GET HIM A WHAT??
Get him a Morgan Freeman, obviously.
“Naturally. Everyone should own a black man. If not 50.” — pick an NFL owner, I’m too fucking lazy
– Bob McNair, describing “certain types” of players
I mean, duh and / or hello.
It’s mezcal sour o clock.
Or like put the eggs into a pan with some cheese and maybe some veggies and cook it all up.
But whatever
Philistine
But that heat will cause all the alcohol to evapoUrate.
We have the courtroom sketch!
Eyebrows!
He looks like a shaved Oscar the Grouch wearing a suit.
I will not stand for that kind of besmirching of Oscar, good sir!
True, that is unfair to Oscar. Plus, his trash can is probably better than every Trump hotel room
People are saying this showing by the Canadiuouns is so bad that the entire franchise should be disbanded. Others are saying it’s so bad, that they AND the next closest Candiand hockey franchise should also be disbanded.
Closest geographically or in the standings?
All I want is the Ice Bears to win.
Some birthday themed music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlOiWWFLM9Q
The month of April has been pretty bitchin’ so far, and having GTD’s birthday be part of it just makes it even more bitchin’. Happy Birthday.
So the CTA blue line not only lacks complementary champagne, they don’t have any sort of free sparkling wine whatsoever! Chicago really has gone downhill since the Irish arrived.
Happy 50, GTD-if that is your real name. I have my suspicions…
Is there a DFO bylaw where the birthday celebrant has to buy the membership a drink? Well, there should be.
Happy Womb Escape, GTD!
Happy birthday GTD! Has it hit you that you’re half a century old yet?
Not yet as I’m only 49,but feel older a lot of days
Question: What is it called when someone (we’ll say in media) asks a question where the wording is intentionally misleading/wrong and the person that has to answer is given a choice where either answer is going to sound bad.
eg: You voted against Bill X, why do you want children to die?
But Bill X will be about increasing police funding as opposed to doing anything with kids.
“Loaded”. “No Win”. “Logical Fallacy”. The person being interviewed has to recognize this and address it. Folks that deal with the media on a regular basis re-formulate the question-they’re not passively answering the question as asked.
Coincidentally enough,Calgary’s mayor was more or less put in one of these today.
Oddly enough, she just walked away from the podium and said nothing.
“I vote against all Bills because people named William can’t be trusted”
“Tell me about it”
— Prince Harry —
Having been married to one for 40 years, I can confirm this theory.
OLD MAN MAKES OLD MAN REFERENCE TO RECENT NEWS ALERT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEeaS6fuUoA&ab_channel=BillWithersVEVO
Happy birthday GTD! Your petsonal day game makes you double awesome.
There will be multiple receivers in the NFL named “Zay.”
Happy
Arraignment Birthday!Happy Birthday GTD!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I need to hear the evidence before I celebrate.
Also why is the next court hearing in December? I know it’s not as fast as it is on Law and Order where it’s all figured out in a week or so, but can’t we at least give the lawyers a month. If they can’t figure out how to make their case by then, they’re not going to figure it out
DA is speaking now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYnLMNKMewk
This is what I figured would happen. This is going to keep being punted by courts for months, if not years.
Rich and Powerful: Slow to get justice.
Normal People: The defendant has been found guilty and sentenced to death. The trial will now begin.
He’ll continue to rally and bilk his cult for his defense fund, with MTG and Boebs in Colorado along for the ride.
Yeah, anyone thinking this is going to happen any time soon is going to be sorely disappointed.
Also, as I understand it, the State of NY is trying to turn what are ordinarily misdemeanors into felonies by attaching the falsifying of business records (a state misdemeanor), to an intent to commit electoral finance/elections in general fraud, which State law would then convert the misdemeanor to a felony.
The problem with that, and it’s one most experts, (and I’m not, to be clear), on both sides seem to agree on is that elections are strictly federal in terms of jurisdiction and New York probably doesn’t have grounds to enforce those laws, which means the felony conversion won’t work. And probably shouldn’t, and I say that loathing Trump.
Yeah. This case is the weakest one. If anything, it gets GA and the Special Prosecutor seven months to find a smoking gun. If we go into 2024 with this being the only active case, it plays into their hands as calling it an unfounded witch hunt.
Georgia is much more of a problem for Trump, and I think that the Mar-A-Lago document fiasco is also a serious problem, but that one requires Merrick Garland to start acting like a prosecutor and that doesn’t seem likely to happen any time soon.
Garland got screwed on the Supreme Court nomination, but quite honestly he’s a shit AG and if there’s a second Biden term he needs to move the fuck on.
Has it not already been established that the crime connection occurred, since Cohen was prosecuted for that crime and pled guilty to it?
It’s not that a crime has been established, it’s whether New York has jurisdiction over that crime. They, of course, will claim that they do; the defense will file motions seeking to dismiss the charges as not properly before the Court, and we’ll see who wins.
Since I keep seeing the State’s approach described as a “novel legal approach” I’m not wildly optimistic. I also keep hearing that it’s similar to the charges brought against John Edwards, and since he walked away from those I am, again, not wildly optimistic.
I appreciate the insight, but the last person I would trust is a lawyer that cheers for UCONN.
/no off fence
Kevin Ollie and Danny Hurley each have the same number of national titles as Jim Boeheim.
Tyler Olander has one more.
I’ve got the week off work and I’m already loaded today. Got a lot of yard work done yesterday and I’m sore from exercise so I’m now drunk at midday. I’ve decided to challenge Litre to a series of physical and mental challenges this weekend. They will include indigenous leg wrestling, the long distance egg in spoon carry, and giving his son, my nephew, wildly inappropriate birthday gifts. That one’s just a challenge for him.
Happy Easter.
CAN ANY OF THIS BE FILMED?!?!
It will be recorded so that the sins of man may forever be etched into the flesh of the damned! My pain shall be the pain of all! They will drink the blood of all humanity!
Except decilitre. He can just watch.
Feastivus’ Canadian Easter Fetes of Strength
Leg wrestling – blown hammy
egg spoon down your folks hill could be fun.
Decilitre needs nothin but some god damned discipline.
This weekend.
https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1643346659471134720?s=20
I’m going to fuck you up, litre.
That boy definitely needs some discipline. No rules papa isn’t giving it to him. Sock full of nickels uncle can do it.
Indictment is up. Worth it for this bit alone:
The Statement of Facts is the more interesting read:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1fyqd0PFgHDLaDmPAYGahIbWuxWiIhjjW/view
A couple of things I found pretty interesting:
1. Trump initially wanted to make the payment in cash. I’m guessing Cohen (as a lawyer) advised him against this because it would have then become a tax fraud issue?
2. One of the potential defenses to his actions is that he didn’t want his *wife* to find out about the affair. But that gets blown to pieces given that he was hoping to delay payment until after the election, and then not pay at all because at that point it wouldn’t have mattered to him.
Trump is smart to suggest money, though. The paper trail is what got him. You give the lawyer the cash and start being overly generous by over tipping people by tens of thousands to plausibly explain why that much money went away, and that reasonable doubt right there.
There would be a paper trail with cash, too, though. The way they tried to do it was at least an *attempt* to make it look legitimate.
Not to mention that if they found a way to pay Stormy in cash that *didn’t* leave a paper trail, she could just turn around and say that they never fulfilled their side of the agreement (i.e. paying her) and sell her story to someone else. And there would be fuck-all they could do to stop her.
They should’ve put her on payroll as a consultant. If anyone notices, “President Trump doesn’t care about someone’s past or slut shaming like you and the Democrat Party.”
Okay, I just spoke like a MAGA. I’m going to go throw up now.
Better. Defense strategy is probably either “Trump didn’t know Lawyer A actions were illegal”, “Trumps actions are wrong but don’t rise to the level of a crime”
So Jury Nullification or Hung Jury.
That’s the best the defense can hope for, but the jury will be very clearly instructed of the fact that “ignorance of the law is not a defense”. And I don’t think the prosecution will have a hard time explaining that a) Trump did X and b) X is against the law. “Right” or “wrong” is not something for the jury to consider.
Apparently Jr just posted a pic of the Judge’s daughter on Trumps Dollar Store version of twitter. I’m sure that’ll go over well.
They really are, to the very core, simple irredeemable people.
Maybe they just like daughters? The big man sure does.
Hope no one takes THAT the wrong way.
I’ve long thought that it would Don Sr. would die before his crimes ever caught up with him, but that Don Jr. was absolutely destined for prison.
Seems Don Jr. is determined to prove me right, at least as to him going first.
A good day.
“You may recall what Donald Trump said in 2016, that if we voted for Hillary Clinton we’d have a criminal president under constant investigation and who would soon be indicted. And you know what? Trump was right. I voted for Hillary Clinton and ended up with a criminal president under constant investigation and has now just been indicted.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/04/nyregion/trump-hillary-clinton.html
Waiting to find out what the actual charges are…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i3zrzyLOCw&pp=ygUMQmFybmV5IHZlaW5z
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlecPxHWkYY
Found a funny:
Courtroom sketch artist’s supply for today:
[checks ESPN]
“Raiders sign veteran QB Hoyer to 2-year deal.”
[imagination runs wild]
Josh McDaniels right now:
“HI! I’M MARK DAVIS AND THIS IS HOYER COUNTRY WHATEVER THAT MEANS NOW!”
Nothing says Happy 50th like a classic man’s shirt.
You’re welcome GTD.
I’d need to trim the fur back a bit to get this look otherwise one would not be able to see the cutout
Happy Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnug5_h6DJQ
That hurt.
Congrats on 50 laps around Sol.
I think he’s only 49
Correct, written in the most convoluted way I could think of
I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH
Fucking amateurs.
I don’t know whether my sister is mad or a genius.
It can be both, and in this case appears to be.
Brilliant. Kool tacos.
Call ’em Newports
FlavoUr country
Happy birthday! Enjoy the long weekend.
Happy Birthday GTD. And many more be well Buddy.
/Shattering glass
BAH GAWD, THAT’S BUDDY COLE’S MUSIC
//glitter and lube just fucking everywhere
Thanks
One of the things about working at home and having the TV on constantly is the barrage of ads aimed at people swimming in the shallower end of the gene pool. Car Shield is currently employing, in one commercial, Ice-T, Allan Iverson, and Ric Flair where they’re in a barber shop telling people how much Car Shield can help them with repairs without mentioning that what they’ll pay in premiums and deductibles could likely buy them a car to replace that old beater with the transmission that keeps falling out.
If those commercials were set up at SVU clips where Ice-T explains to the others (who are detectives, I guess?) how popular Car Shield is with the kids these days (“they call it ‘Holiday Road’…”) they would be fantastic.
Hey, Longtime Lions Loser, if you do happen to find the guy who dropped the dog off at the parking lot I will be unable to assist you as an attorney.
Because I expect you to call me so that I can be an accessory to whatever you have planned. I have access to a lot of land and earth-moving equipment, so you likely won’t need an attorney anyway.
They both were in the club house the whole time.
With the dogs.
“Officer, Horatio’s pet little person [appropriate term for little person used during this questioning] can vouch for our whereabouts during the time that the ‘victim’ you mention went missing.”
[runs through clubhouse with a “one shining moment” bandana wrapped around his wing-wang] – Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Didja win moneys or just bragging rights
I won absolutely nothing. I sincerely doubt anyone else in the pool even paid attention once the Elite Eight round ended.