How did We Do? Morning Open Thread

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I like to check back at the end of the EPL season to see how well we did at predicting stuff. Call it an accountability thing or call it a competitive thing. Either way, here is a handy dandy table showing the final results plus how we predicted them:

ACTUALHippo LitreBalls
Man City111
Arsenal456
Man U778
Newcastle867
Liverpool322
Brighton111512
Aston Villa13129
Tottenham233
Brentford171614
Fulham152016
Crystal Palace101317
Chelsea545
Wolves91710
West Ham6104
Bournemouth161915
Nottingham20920
Everton 191118
Leicester14811
Leeds181719
Southampton121813

As you can see, we all picked the champion of the league and little else.

I did pick two others in their exact positions (Bournemouth and Leeds, shown in green bold italics) while Litre did pick Southampton and Hippo did pick Leeds to be relegated (shown in light blue italics).

If you add up the total differences in the predicciones versus actuals, it looks like this: Hippo: 81, Litre: 97, Balls: 84.

So I guess I win this imaginary competition that I just created in my head?

And, with that, we bid a fond farewell to the 2022-23 English Premier League season. Only a few of more years until Wrexham joins the party!

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blaxabbath

Elon Musk fans are very interesting.

King Hippo

One forgets just how horrible it is to watch a Mourinho-managed side “play.”

SonOfSpam

THIS LANCE LYNN I CALL HIM PAUL LYNDE IN GAY HEAVEN BECAUSE THE ANGELS ARE TAKING HIM DEEP

SonOfSpam

And Ohtani just hit his 2nd today…478 feet. That’s far,

King Hippo

Rushbo would have been really disappoint to see that heaven has a Gay District. He took the other escalator, thankfully.

King Hippo

Zooropa, baby! It’s gonna be alright…

Barberz v. Poorly-Drawn Wolves! WHO YA GOT??

Redshirt

Can the writers strike last through the end February? I don’t want any script rewrites.

https://www.si.com/nfl/2023/05/31/nfl-predictions-2023-season-super-bowl-mvp-awards-daily-cover

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That gives me an idea for a post…

(lots of things give me ideas for posts. I also had the idea of making a scratching post for my cat that looks like a cactus)

BugEyedBoo

Some shoulders for the King.

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LemonJello

Those dudes must work out.

Horatio Cornblower

Just for the record, and somewhat related to the Premier League, I very much enjoyed the Ted Lasso finale.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m nowhere done with that show. We finished succession over the weekend, that felt like a lot.

Sharkbait

Havent watched yet. Mrs Sharkbait and I will watch tonight.

Horatio Cornblower

It turns out the Premier League title was the friends they made along the way.

Sharkbait

So they bottle it like Arsenal?

Horatio Cornblower

a). I don’t want to spoil anything, and

b). You son of a bitch

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No, those are friends. A title is something different.

blaxabbath

You guys truly have the Mel Kiper Jr touch.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[is also known for touching juniors] – Mark Chmura

LemonJello

“Juniors? Why so old?”
-M. Gaetz

King Hippo

The Sophomore class can’t even hit you up for fancy-pants prom dinners! – Mark S., Fox Sports studio

LemonJello

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King Hippo

But not the hair grease, ’cause Hippo’s a Dapper Dan man!

2Pack

So Man City is probably ready for Inter this Saturday in Champions league action huh?

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King Hippo

I’d Inter HER Milan!!

King Hippo

Overall, we be all liek…

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Also, it’s funny but you could have also given credit for being within one and I’m not sure there would be any more green numbers than there already are. And that’s not a criticism; obviously picking these results is pretty tough.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THESE GUYS TOTTENHAM AND CHELSEA I CALL THEM SONOFSPAM ON HIS HONEYMOON BECAUSE THEY UNDERPERFORMED SPECTACULARLY.

Game Time Decision

That’s why you get a dwarf
-Horatio Cornblower.

Game Time Decision

but what about the tipping pool results.
/logged in for the first time this year 2 weeks ago
//not sure anyone has logged in since week 2

Horatio Cornblower

Arsenal started off hot and I wasn’t making picks, so I didn’t want to jinx anything.

Probably should have started making picks the last 8-10 weeks.

Sharkbait

I hope Brighton can continue their success and rapid ascent up the table next year.

Horatio Cornblower

I hope the same for Tottenham and Chelsea, in that recent trends continue for them.