[climbs out of shamehole, brushes dirt from pants]
Last night, that didn’t go well! What a travesty-the talent gap has not been sufficiently closed, folks. At least I’m up in my fantasy leagues.
Fallout:
-We Have Ownage Transference? Julian Love’s longish stay in the qb waiting room seems to have paid off for him. Congrats to him for helping to beat the Bears.
-A Little of This, (Yay!) A Little of That.(Oh No) Jacobi Meyers justified his signing right out of the gate by scoring double 6’s yesterday but then the hammer came right down on his head and it’s off to Concussion Town.
-It’s Never Good News: Alas, whenever Pacman Jones shows up as an item, it tends to involve the authorities. Getting escorted off a plane while being intoxicated for a 6am flight-why not get smashed at home like a (relatively) responsible old guy like me?
-Speaking of the above item… Antonio Brown reportedly blew 125K on the Vikes yesterday. At the age of 35 I’d expect the ‘He’s Penniless’ stories to hit within the next five years.
To The Game!
Bills/Jets:
-These guys split last year with New York winning by 3 and Buffalo winning by 8.
-The Redemption Tour of Gabe Davis: The world was his oyster last year with many predicting he’d go to the next level as a wr. I think if you wanted him you’d have to grab him in the 3rd or 4th round. It didn’t happen. A toxic mix of nagging injuries and dropped balls sent his season sideways.
-Hey, who is Sauce taking on tonight? Some say he’s shadowing Diggs but others say he’ll stick to the outside. Perhaps the guessing is a reflection of the fact that he can play anywhere on the field.
-James Cook is the latest rb to be offered up as a difference-maker on the Bills O. Though to me the run game seems to be an afterthought after Allen came on board. Singletary and Moss had their chances but failed miserably. Or is it that GM Beane just can’t identify rb talent?
-Nuff said about Rodgers everywhere else so not here.
-Will Dalvin or Breece dominate carries or will it be evenly split? I’d guess they’re within 5 carries of each other, further muddying the waters of those folks that drafted them.
Do your thing.
Test
Test
Test
Man, this person would fit in here.
https://twitter.com/di_atribe/status/1701454368954777912
I would never have predicted this in a million years, but it’s actually even funnier to me that the Jets won.
Just saw the banner, and wow.
That’s a first-ballot Pantsless Hall of Famer.
I dug back in the comments just so I could +1 it.
It’s an absolute all-timer.
I know it’s evil, but imagine the hilarity if this was Rodgers’ last game. New team, first game in and as soon as he’s off the field, the (I think it was 7 point) underdogs rally and win against what’s considered by some as a Superb Owl-caliber outfit 😀
AARON RODGERS: I intend to retire as a Jet.
[monkey’s paw curls]
I was thinking less … that and more “Tom Grossi sheds an angry tear and takes aim” 😀
JROD!!!!
Newest member in the 30/30 club!!!
Found a funny:
Oh snap, it is an achilles tear. RIP J-E-S-T
Leaves a lot of good rehab time to flirt with sideline reporters.
what a weird season of football (JV/NFL) already
lol a jets fan just nailed zach wilson with a water bottle
Zach’s using that on the fan’s mom in a couple hours
the jets are never winning a super bowl again, but the bills are NEVER winning ONE
GANG GREEN! (Jets fans)
GANGRENE! (Qaron’s ankle)
The one thing that makes this ending sweeter is seeing Aaron Rodgers by himself in the locker room watching his team celebrate without him.
Don’t worry he’s got his Elon fanbois to get him through this.
This win was almost enough to make me start believing in chakras.
are those things the finger in the butt?
My fucking internet went down, what happened after the Jets scored a field goal?
You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
I have to watch Sportscenter.
No, don’t do that!
Okay, okay, so the Bills drove down the field and kicked a long field goal that hit the post! But it went through, so it went to overtime. The Bills won the toss but had to punt, and said punt was returned for a touchdown. Game over, man.
I knew you would hook me up! That’s why you’re my favorite, Rikki. Don’t tell the others
HEY YOU GUYS! GUMBYGIRL JUST SAID…oh, right.
……
MAN FUCK AARON RODGERS!
……
1-0 as Jets starter (technically)
J-E-T-S L-O-L
Most shocking performance by Buffalo Bills since Silence of the Lambs
They… won?
This IS the darkest timeline