This is the first of three bye weeks that K.C. will get. (they’ve beaten Denver 15 times in a row) This just makes the voices that say that the league favors the Chiefs, shout that much louder. As a lover of all bleak things, our Hippo must be in his element.
Tidbits:
-Toxic Fuckers Update-Mikey Bidwill’s PR team said all the properly contrite crap when news of his love of burner phones, screaming at pregnant women and making players pay for their own meals was made public. Meanwhile, the team has gone after the person who made these allegations.
-Walt Garrison, an rb for the Cowboys in the 70’s passed away at 79. I remember the thing about him was that he did rodeo work (bull wrestling) in his spare time even after he was warned by Coach Landry not to do so. How did his career come to an end? He busted up his knee trying to bring 3/4’s of a ton of ornery beef to the ground. Smart fella.
To The Game!
Dead Horses/Chiefs:
-Kelce will play. Also, Denver gets Dulcich back!
-Proppage Alert: Though he doesn’t get a lot thrown his way, Justin Watson’s yardage prop is 20.5. He averages 22.5 yards a catch and his aDOT is 23+. All it takes is one shot.
-Denver’s rush D is allowing 28 fantasy points per game to opposing backfields so Pachinko looks ok tonight. Overall that D gives up 7 yards per play.
-Payton’s swipe at Hackett seems more and more like something an out-of-touch coach would say. It hasn’t aged very well at all. That’s what happens when you try to stand on the shoulders of giant(s) failures.
-Them Broncs are surprisingly 1st in the league in blown 4th quarter leads. Why surprising? Who had them leading in the 4th quarter anyway?
-Despite their success K.C. has issues at the wr spot-Toney, MVS and Moore have all come up small so far this year. Well, come on down…Justyn Ross? Hey, he caught a couple of passes the other week and he splashed in preseason.
Do your thing.
Just saw the ending of the West Virginia game. Gordon Gee is gonna have to cut at least three more programs to make himself feel better.
He doesn’t look happy
We went full WVU.
oh dear JEEBUS
Bidwill’s sexuality aside, he seems like an asshole:
https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1712518577935495351
Bookstore promo on NFL broadcast. More harrowing than Gaza vids
RIP, WCS’ sofa
You can’t burn that! It’s an heirloom! 17 Hapsburgs were conceived on that thing!!
Cousinfuckers just went bananacakes.
also remember, chefs should be winning this 43-0 right now
but, ya know, matt nagy keeping it sorta close-ish
United is a suck-ass airline, even in their vaunted Polaris first class
Ah, there’s the problem. Fatty Payton isn’t wearing his readers when looking at the play sheet.
Shame KC doesnt play the Colts this year so we can see Irsay get pilled up and pitch Tay on song collab ideas
Braves just left there bases loaded in the 7th, down 2 and with Acuna at the plate.
You hate to see it.
Took Al quite a while there to remember that 4 comes after 3
Al is still more sober than Dave Foley on those poker shows. I’m rooting for drunker Al.
Well, he’s not at a bar, so…
Thunderbirds! Cool, cheesy, and creepy at the same time.
INTENTIONAL ORLOVSKY, RUSS. DO IT, THEN DROP YOUR PANTS.
DONKS COUNTRY: OH GOD WHY?!?
Donks locker room, dramatic re-creation:
Apple Commercial: “We think our customers are assholes”
But it’s TITANIUM!!!
I’m not sure that was charm he just slung
Something very, very strange is going on with this team. It’s well beyond just sucking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZlRt05RY9Y
I’m pretty sure it’s that no one likes Russ and that they’re quickly finding out that Payton is just an old guy in it for one last pay day.
This drive makes me miss Clinton Portis and his antics with the press.
Yes! He had PERSONAS!
I think he was just into wigs and needed a socially acceptable excuse.
THIS CLINTON PORTIS, I CALL HIM A VELVET ROOM GUEST BECAUSE HE HAD THE ABILITY TO WIELD MULTIPLE PERSONAS.
He was just the best. I looked forward to every postgame and his characters.
only Jimmy Butler comes close
That is a confident man. Love it.
Ice football is BACK baby! Ice giants beat the ice bills.
Oh yeah, my lunch hour is between 1 and 2 on Monday.
Maybe that article I read earlier on Fuckers du Cousins being “sleeper team” in the Twaaaaalllllvvvve was…a tad early.
Needs more fiery couches but yea
also cankle fat
New AI test: Which one of these feet has hookworm?
Yo Gabba Gabbert is the backup to Mahomes?
But will they finally bench the entire Broncos team for a bunch of toddlers hopped up on Hershey’s Kisses and grape soda?
Oh, man!
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8rwX9La/
The Kelces are gonna run with this all the way to the bank, and Cthulu bless them for it.
I’m out of mezcal. Which is unfortunate.
Sean Payton’s drunk and doesn’t care, right?
Fat and YES
Disagree
May be the optimal way to get through life.
TayTay and Russ have a lot in common both 5’11, had messy breakups with their previous management and getting sacked by a Chief tonight.
Banner?
Hell yes, this made me guffaw. Like a fucking lady.
yeah, even I will agree. That’s GOLD
I’m partial to Fleshwound’s just below, but this is a solid choice.
that 60+ got nailed so good nina hartley took pointers
That wolf mascot reminds me, this will never not crack me up:
https://wapo.st/3M03LTM
Nice kick.
BS, you can’t call for a flag there, you were a runner and didn’t slide
Reading the Broncos’ lips, they were telling him, “You’re not Brady, fucker! Shut the fuck up!”
That’s a really long way to say “If you’re a Denver fan, I’m sorry”
Fatty Payton always looks like he just sat on either his keys or his balls.
Al Michaels likes candy corn? Tha’ Fuk????
“…and that was the last time I allowed Eli to play ‘bartender’…” – Olivia Manning
As long as it isn’t vegetables.
deleted because I made an awful joke about Terry Schiavo immediately after seeing Litre’s comment, then scrolled down and saw that BFC had already made the same damn joke.
https://people.com/al-michaels-has-never-eaten-a-vegetable-8348998#:~:text=%E2%80%9CI%20don't%20eat%20any,not%20even%20look%20at%20them.
(No, Balls, this isn’t a terri schiavo joke)
It…could be?
which is crazy, EVEN HIPPO likes a vegetable or two
The only thing keeping Al regular is the barley fiber in his scotch.
Which, to be fair, there’s seems to be pretty clearly a lot of in his system.
Andy Reid looks angry enough to eat…well, just about anything, really.
This is so bad I’m almost feeling bad for Russell Wilson. What the fuck are these plays?
plays that worked in 2009 but dont anymore
I’m not sure a 2-receiver corner-flat rollout combination with a 6th offensive lineman ever worked, outside of on Friday Night Lights.
It actually cracks me up every time they show Swift.
It makes me cry tears of joy, so kinda the same?
😂🤣
Insurmountable Lead is now an Insurmountabler Lead
10.5 was the line, not quite there. Hail Gamblor.
Vegas know Taylor Swift is only going to game to watch; she’s not going to play for the Chiefs, right?
Denver going to fail the make Toney look good test
Steve Scalise drops out of speaker’s race as House GOP faces leadership crisis | CNN Politics
The Capital Clusterfuck Continues.
only JEB! can save them
BAH GAWD THAT’S KEVIN MCCARTHY’S MUSIC!
Sounds like someone’s past attendance at white power rallies may have finally mattered at last.
I think they were mad he only attended and didn’t organize them
Pretty presumptuous of KC to think 3 points is all they need to beat Denver.
I mean, ACCURATE but just not very nice
5/6 for 17 yards and 1 INT, ‘dem’s Trent Dilfer numbers!
Jeebus, why is nhl.com’s Gamecenter worse?
Gary Bettman is an intergalactic disgrace.
because putting all effort into removing very, VERY threatening colored tape on sticks was far, far more important
See Bettman, Gary
KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
thursday night football
Spur’s logo/avatar/whatever is us.
Amazon has always been a proud sponsor of miserable working conditions
I should be watching BattleBots, but I feel like I’m allowed a reprieve of vehicles crashing into each other. Now, humans? That’s okay.
Glorious
My whole TikTok is Kelce and Swift. I finally get the appeal of TikTok.
I am glad I don’t have to summarize this like a Sunday fixture