Welcome, welcome good friends-let’s keep the ball rolling.
To The Game!
Chiefs/Bills:
-Room To Roam: Pacheco and his hard-hitting running style should be difficult to deal with given the serious injury issues Buffalo has at interior linebacker. Bernard and Spector didn’t practice on Thursday and Dodson was limited.
-More Owchies: With wr Davis out and Diggs being suspect (Sneed held him to 24 yards in week 14 and he was also limited on Friday) this may be time for Khalil “Hippy, Hippy Shake” Shakir to be a difference-maker. His TD last week gave an indication of how elusive he can be.
-K.C. will need to take care of the ball-Buffalo generated 30 turnovers this season.
-A Thought: I myself believe that the Bills chances of winning (outside of Allen going bananas) hinges on their use of rb Cook in the running and short-passing game. He has much to contribute but for some reason Buffalo’s OC’s have a history of deploying their backs in erratic and unimaginative ways.
-Ref Alert: Be prepared for a sketchy ‘roughing the passer’ call at some point. Reffing this game is Hochuli Jr. and he’s thrown that kind of flag 14 times, which is 5 more than any other of his peers.
-Triple Duty?: Chiefs middle linebacker Nick Bolton’s responsibilities will include covering tight end Kincaid, mirroring Josh Allen and bottling up Cook in the run/pass game. That’s a tall order.
Push them buttons.
One inch line
Alex is gonna have to write some more at this rate!
Camera won’t cut to Taylor because we can’t show what she’s doing on broadcast television
Dropping f bombs and such
cocaine?
Kelce touchdown in the Super Bowl equals Taytays cover of Basic Instinct
She’s not that desperate for more exsposure
THis game has been excellent.
Did Andy threaten to eat players’ children at halftime?
Is chicken nuggies a euphemism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkPhka2m_D0
Latin Americans are the best metalheads in the solar system.
Scandinavians would like a word.
And Mongolians for that matter!
(Someone post The Hu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc
New Englanders are the biggest hillbillies.
Canadians are the most anti-American.
Idaho & Utah have the prettiest girls.
Oregon & South Carolina you can’t pump your own gasoline
I met some pretty cool Quebecois in Montreal. Weird but nice.
What happened to New Jersey?
Bon Jovi.
Chile in the house!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwpyGZ06b-s
Despite the good football, I still have to Release the Kraken
The Kraken will not be denied its release.
Just gonna go ahead and assume Jason Kelce has an Uber scheduled for after the game
https://twitter.com/PHLEaglesNation/status/1749234763615850710
he gonna need an uber to get to the uber
glad to see he’s already enjoying his retirement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfjXp4KTTY8
I have no idea how Taylor Tomlinson is going to do as a late-night host, and I doubt I’ll ever bother to find out, but her stand-up comedy is A+ stuff.
I was about to say the same thing
It’s just @midnight. Which on one hand I love, but on the other hand is a waste of her talents.
Von Miller — Hall of Famer chicken farmer
“Oh yeah?” -George Lea
TO JOSH ALLEN! THE FOOTBALL-SLINGING MAN-APE GONE WRONG THING!
Dude.
How did you NOT catch that?
Not everyone can channel Dwight when they need to
Rigged. RIGGED FOR A TAY-TAY SUPER BOWL!
I just drove to pick up good. Lemme tell ya: Kevin Harlan is the best announcer in the world. For any sport.
100 percent. Harlan with no coloUr guy would be perfect.
cbs is wasting such a talent. somebody kill nance
At least not Mayock.
You don’t mittthhh Mayock?
I didn’t mind Daffy
Agree!
He should be CALLING BOTH GAMES!
And newly-retired Jason Kelce just broke the internet.
HE IS A SAINT! WE MUST PROTECT HIM.
I dunno; I think that was a Bud Light in his gargantuan mitt, so he’s probably alienated the much sought after Kid Rock demographic
My brokerage firm in Beverly Hills has a “Kid Rock Demographic” for mutual funds and other packaged investment instruments.
NOTE: As if I know what any of those words mean
That’s okay, they don’t either.
Awwwww, Kelce hearted TayTay.
Leaving Travis Kelce wide open. Bold strategy.
Works for me.
Bills Mafia just decided to skip defense I see.
I haven’t seen coverage blown that badly since the “Houston 500”.
Dallas and Washington are now the only 2 NFC teams to have not made it to the NFC conference game since 1996.
the bearistocrats are the only nfl team without a wild card win since 1994, BUT unlike those two they have been to two nfc title games
The Marlins of the NFL.
am a fan of the strategy. one of the few things the bears do right. be bad, be bad for awhile and get good players. and when theyre good, theyre really good and force teams to play in miserable chicago in january
they just…dont take much advantage of it tho
I don’t know much about sports, but I do know the NFL would *love* Taylor Swift to have a reason to be at the Super Bowl. I would wager accordingly.
Romo is better than Collinsworth, Greg Olsen, Mark Sanchez.
He is not good, but far less irritating than Cris.
I’m okay with this.
Romo accepts and embraces his moron-ness.
Nothing is worse than Collinsworth. Whatever skill he might have at dissecting and explaining what’s going on on the field is swallowed up and destroyed by his non-stop smarmy “golly gee shucks” schtick.
Fuck him and his nepo son.
I completely agree with this. If the son wants to go work at another network and work his way up, well that’s fine good for him, but the sun just suddenly showing up in a major slot at the same network that employs his father in a high position just doesn’t look very good, despite the son’s talents.
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He talks too much. Embrace the silence.
INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD PRESERVED!
It seems like every single play, pass, run, tackle, formation, statistic, defense, offense, punt, fg distance, 4th and goal distance, smiles, QB runs on the third blue moon of the century while Mars is in retrograde that Tony Romo is highlighting is THE GREATEST IN NFL HISTORY OF ALL TIME
“If you got free Skechers for life you’d be that happy about everything too!”
-Skechers marketing team
Good on Bills Mafia for listening to Scotchy! About goddamned time, too!!
Apparently this has flown under the radar. A tight end on Kansas is dating a singer who may or may not be in the band Kansas, details are murky as no one has reported on it yet.
Have they tried carrying on?
Found a funny:
TRUMP: And here’s queer little Ron. Wave hi to the people!
DESANTIS: *choking back tears* I endorse Donald Trump for—
TRUMP: Do we wanna see him tuck his penis between his legs?
No, we shouldn’t *devilish smile* Should we?
*crowd erupts in rapturous applause*
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Related
https://vimeo.com/286729660
Taylor Swift sighting! Everybody orgasm!
“Too late!”
-Rick Piton
The Lions beat the Bucs &
are gonna be playing in the NFC Championship!!!!!
Thats ROCKING!
That’s a good boy.
LATERAL BY KELCE – GREATEST PLAY IN NFL HISTORY!
Seriously Romo, stand in front of a train.
Okay, serious question: when Romo first started doing commentary, people were all raving about how great he was. Is he worse now that it’s not a new job and he’s not excited any more?
When he started, I really liked him. But then they injected him with the Collinsworth Serum and it went to shit.
I did too, now he appears to be a speed freak. Will not shut up.
“That was the greatest day in the history of our sport.”
I’m an asshole, so I was thinking about going to theBills game, dressed as a Native American, with a big sign that says “Heap Big Chief Want’m Buffalo Hide for Squaw.”
I’m really curious who you would get in a fight with first
Surrounded by millenials weeping and peeing their pants
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Fuck all the TSwizzie haters. I want MORE Taylor Swift. I want every team to feature a celebrity girlfriend, and for the cameras to zoom in on them as their boyfriend has a 4-interception game and lies concussed on the field. I want more Gisele screaming that Brady can’t throw the ball to himself. I want a Broncos – Chiefs game to devolve into Ciara and Taylor Swift in a catfight in the tunnels.
We could have had a Bridget Moynahan – Gisele staredown at an NFL game.
was a tswift hater a bit, but thanks to all this the swifties learned about bills mafia this week
I’m so completely apathetic to the entire thing, it’s honestly a little disconcerting.
This would have been exactly the kind of thing that would have pissed me off to no end 20 years ago, probably enjoyed it ten years back, and now… I honestly cannot care less one or the other. I’ve even tried to NOT like it, and it didn’t take.
Am I actually mellowing out?
Yes
I don’t see why anyone bothers. The alternatives are listening to some asinine commentator banter or a commercial so it’s not like we’re missing anything, and if it makes a bunch of people happy then good
The continued debasement of the MAGA fan base must continue anew!
YES!!!!
More sexy celebrity girlfriends would be
ROCKING!!!!!!
Could Jaime Foxx, Kevin Hart, or the other celebs pushing the NFL betting apps be sued in a similar way that the celebs doing cryptocurrency ads have been? Like if someone loses everything, or kills themselves, or something else and they or their family comes after the apps?
OR maybe somebody can just get revenge beating Kevin Hart to death with a baseball bat. I’d vote to acquit!
Jury nullification FTW!
that was even closer than the music city miracle lateral. shoulda challenged that
Hee hee, Chefs get fucked over and I am HERE FOR IT
medicine ball thrown by allen, but its the other guy that gets it
0.1% of viewers knew that was a Who song.
Mahomes, Allen, Jackson, Burrow, Stroud.
The AFC could go on a Super Bowl run like the NFC did in the 1980s-90s.
the big reason those nfc sqauds were great werent just the qbs, they had god-tier offensive lines
THIS ISNT BRADY/MANNING, NOT EVEN CLOSE
one is a sure fire hall of famer with a chance to be the greatest, the other is a hybrid of cam newton and rex grossman
(also, NOBODY was thinking or saying that but CBS’ two schmucks)
ALL GAMES MUST HAVE NARRATIVES!
I don’t know if it would sell more insurance, but it would be pretty cool if the Geico Caveman went on a Tri-State murder spree, culminating in him squishing the Geico Gecko by smashing him with a cinder block.
Well, if he needs a good attorney…
Throw in Erin Esurance and the Red the Wendy’s Girl from the early 2010s and you got a deal!
Nah, I had a little crush on the Wendy’s Girl.
In other news, JV Thee is really trying to turn this jackknifed tracker trailor around.
Julian Sayin transfers to Ohio State: Former five-star Alabama signee adds to Buckeyes’ loaded QB room – CBSSports.com
The portal has fucked NCAA football forever
They need to move the portal for player and coaches to after the bowl games. If you don’t play the bowl game, you don’t play any games next year for your new team.
Except for those already entrenched in the Chief Kingdom Fanbase, there’s only one acceptable option on who to root for.
Sorry man…all the chuds hating on TayTay are making me a Chiefs fan.
Eh, the chuds. I always forget about the chuds. Its chuds like those who give chuds like me a great name!
*great=bad
I’ll just be over here not shutting the hell up.
Has Simone Biles’s husband affected how you feel about the Packers?
People make a big deal about Andy Reid having icicles on his mustache, but that’s how I got fired from my job at the morgue
Jack Black is looking pretty old.
I mean, he’s old enough to write a song about having saltines for a snack so this CHECKS OUT
Dan Campbell buys dilapidated properties in Detroit so he can burn them. He doesn’t do it for insurance arson, it just makes him feel aligned with the world
This Lions victory is the happiest Martha Ford has been since she watched her father send the Pinkerton men after the strikers in 1937.
Dan Campbell isn’t in Buffalo but he will be eating wings tonoght when the energy supplements he takes causes him to eat a pigeon raw
I think it’s just going to be the arm of some random assistant walking by. Wrong place, wrong time.
Aaron Glenn will thankfully know it isn’t a hare crime