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Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.
This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other’s life [in bed].
Richard Bach
I’m just gonna leave this one alone. Unless this is JUST your partner, then enjoy.
As a reminder, Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post.
Note that during the offseason, I’ll probably look at the Sunday posts.
Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.
Mother-In-Law news report.
MIL: They’re going to make electic cars illegal!
Me: Electric cars? Illegal? What?
MIL: Oh, it was on the news! (flustered)
Me: (also flustered) That’s not happening. I’m not even looking this up.
BugEyedBoo
Sharkbait’s clam chowder recipe, made in our very own 20-lb dutch oven. It came out a little thin, although looking at the ingredients that’s not a real surprise. Tasted pretty good though; highly recommended.
BugEyedBoo
So, which President did you all dress up as to properly celebrate today?
LemonJello
The secret president who runs the shadow government.
ArmedandHammered
February 19, 2024 8:42 pm
*You’re *the son-of-a-bitch who made Steve Gutenberg a star!?!?
Horatio Cornblower
THIS GUY ARMEDANDHAMMERED I CALL HIM ASHLI BABBIT BECAUSE HE HAS NOT PHYSICALLY BEEN ABLE TO MOVE FOR SOME TIME BUT CAN STILL SOMEHOW SHARE VOLUMES ABOUT RELOGIOUS ZEALOTS WHO LOOK LIKE MUTANTS!
blaxabbath
Has anyone ever tried walking into a Space Marines barracks with a bottle of hand lotion and said “I’m here to jerk off the emperor?” I bet they’d think it was a pretty good joke.
King Hippo
This is what I woke up to this morning. The other cat was on the floor.
Gumbygirl
BeefReeferLives
I’m watching a Quantum Leap about witches and I’m about to make some old-fashioneds.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
I found a documentary on the Great Fire of 1666. What should I make with that?
Sharkbait
You can make a hat, or a broach, or a pterodactyl . . .
Brick Meathook
What happens to the last place team in the third league [from Balls’ college football division re-alignment]? Do they lose their accreditation for a year and the university president gets beaten with a wooden spoon?
Doktor Zymm
A public shaming component makes this quite intriguing, perhaps with a “Toilet Bowl” worked into the mix?
King Hippo
They have to take the following year’s football budget and spend it on Humanities courses and tuition refunds
Sharkbait
I’d definitely watch college fitbaw for relegation battles (looking at you, very self-important but middling programs). If implemented this year, by 2029 a relegation scrap will become the first televised player mutiny over coaches.
Don T
Oh, SNAP. (my personal fav is “Klanned Karenhood”
BeefReeferLives
Another final round interview today, and anyone who feels good after 4 hours of interview is some sort of psychopath. I’m treating myself to being fancy tonight, so for the first time ever I spent money on things that I normally only get as complimentary from airlines, namely a tin of caviar and a bottle of decent champagne (Piper-Heidsieck). Also got some blinis and creme freche, and naturally I’m pairing this with Futurama reruns. Already feeling better!
Doktor Zymm
All star break is over so it’s time again to Release the Kraken!!
Mr. Ayo
Sir, this is an Arby’s.
King Hippo
So I flew back east to see my mom today. I picked up a rental car at the airport, a neat little Nissan Kicks crossover.
I spent 30 minutes in the rental car facility adjusting everything but mostly looking everywhere for the button to open the rear lift gate. I searched all over the dash, under the dash, the door, everywhere. I went through the quick start guide but that didn’t help. I eventually brought out the thick main owner’s manual, indexing and searching for the location of that button.
Turns out you unlock it and then lift the gate up with your hand.
Welcome to the Twenty First Fucking Century.
Brick Meathook
I wonder if this would work with Lillet Blanc instead of the sweet vermouth?
Doktor Zymm
Sounds like it’d be worth a shot.
Was wondering about a bit of sloe gin, myself. I generally like a touch of it with OJ in cocktails.
BeefReeferLives
The first time I ever drank alcohol in a bar, I had sloe gin fizzes. I was staying at my friend Denise’s house, and her parents took us to this weird Western Pennsyltucky bar out in the boonies. An ambulance showed up and hauled away some pathetic old boozer who had the DT’s. Nobody even blinked. We were 14. The place was called Pearl Harbor.
Gumbygirl
So you got bombed at Pearl Harbor?
Doktor Zymm
I sure did.
Gumbygirl
It’s 9:30 at night and this fucking kid upstairs is walking around in his marching boots on hard wood floors up there.
Sounds like a roofer on meth.
When I was a kid my parents kicked my ass out of the house on a Friday night.
“Get a life you little bastard!”
Do that shit here in Pedro and BEST case scenario is you come with a stolen car, a venereal disease and a new tattoo.
How the fuck you doing everyone?!
yeah right
Ok, not to steal makeitsnow’s bit, but I have now seen the following 2024 Oscar Nominees for Best Picture:
Barbie
The Holdovers
Maestro
Oppenheimer
Past Lives
Poor Things
I enjoyed 4, one was hot garbage, and another failed to hold my interest, but only one really strikes me as deserving of an Oscar. And there’s no way it will get it.
BrettFavresColonoscopy
I agree. Don’t Tell My Parents I Ass-Fucked The Babysitter II has that thing locked up.
Horatio Cornblower
Almost finished working. Fuck it. Gotta chill a lil’
Special shoutout to blax and the RAAAAAAIIIIII DUUUUUURRRS
Don T
Spirited outing by the Cherries today.
Placed my order through DHGATE for my Solanke jersey this morning.
Should be here in time for the offseason.
yeah right
You made a Chinese slave child very happy with your order!
King Hippo
Look at Fulham!
Fronkenshteen
I just stopped I want to say 7 swimming lessons at the community pool screaming Get Innnnnn. Every single eyeball in this place stared at me. Also I am in the hot pink Barbie kit….
litre_cola
I may be banned from the community pool after that display.
litre_cola
I absolutely bought this beer because of the name.
Did I learn later that it’s 11%? Yes. Yes I did.
Horatio Cornblower
Oh SNAP
BeefReeferLives
Not to mention that Tom Arnold was terrific in True Lies.
“Boy, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon…”
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Brick Meathook
Found a funny;
What kind of car does a dog hate?
CAT-tillacs
rockingdog
My haul at the Girl Scout cookie stand in front of the Safeway:
Brick Meathook
La casa Nostra has fish stew goin on today. Also a simple dish. Cod, potatoes, black olives, in olive oil and orange tomato sauce, slow cooked.
2Pack
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Thanks for all the comments and funny and everything else.
Stay busy and safe out there.
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