This:
Just so you know, this was being passed around in the Clubhouse and several DFOers had … questions.
I volunteered to write this up as a post and since multiple people were involved in the discussion, I’m going to include the person responsible for each question.
Strap yourselves in.
Phrasing.
DFO has some questions…
- Why? (Litre)
- Why not? (Balls)
- Is two sizes too small good? (Dok)
- Looks more like an anus than a pussy, so why not a Grinanus or Grinbutt? (Dok)
- Should I change my Safe Word to Grinbutt? (Balls)
- Isn’t this the obvious evolution of the Utes going ahead and calling the anus the Bussy (or butt pussy for those slow on the uptake)? (BFC)
- Is the implication that the Grinch is female and this is what a Grinch pussy is like? (Dok)
- Is that why it seems like it (she?) might have some small boobs going on? (Dok)
- Does it come in any other colours? (ArmedandHammered)
- Are there different coloured grinches? (A&H)
- Is he/she/it green because it’s horny all the time? (Balls)
- Is that why the Grinch is the Grinch because he/she/it is horny at Christmastime and can’t get laid? (Balls)
- Is this what furries use if there is no yiff pile? (A&H)
- Do I want to know what a yiff pile is? (Balls)
- Is there a Dildo version? (A&H)
- If so, is the entire thing furry? (A&H)
- Are there cleaning instructions? (Dok)
- That fur looks dry clean only, so is it detachable? (Dok)
- Remember this song? (Balls)
- Is it dishwasher safe? (Rev Mayhem)
- Does it light up with Christmas lights? (A&H)
- Does it come with sounds? (Rev)
- Does it play “Oh
CumComeOnAll Ye Faithful? (Sharkbait) - You know there’s some R34 shit about this somewhere, right? (Senorweaselo)
- Could anyone other than SonOfSpam have come up with this:? (Balls)
You’re a horndog, Mister Grinch
You’re a dirty skanky whore
Your grussy’s full of smegma, and your butt is red and sore
Mister Grinch!
(speaking voice) If I have the choice of either screwing you or badly injuring myself
(back to singing) I’d crush my wang in a sliding glass door!
Son Of Spam
Until next time…
Washington Commodores training facility, across the street from one of about two dozen enormous windowless data centers around there (with more under construction) which process huge amounts of internet traffic. They are as big as aircraft factories yet only have three cars in the parking lot; all have company names you never heard of but they are owned by Apple, Google, Amazon, Microsoft, etc.
Ashburn VA, 5/25/24
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is you an out and proud Commies supporter again?
Fuck no.
26 What is the specific power consumption on this device, in kW? (Brick)
/this is what brick would have written if he was ever invited to these things
You’re in the back office, dammit!
Also how bad is the Legion during Rolling Thunder?
I’ll let you know. I’ve met a couple, but I think they hang out in Springfield.
I, too, am not in the back office.
Apparently I don’t worship Balls enough.
I’m pretty sure you are.
I didn’t know there was one.
Write a post and you’ll get access!
Lol, about what? I sit on my ass in the fucking desert. You guys are much more interesting than me, I live vicariously through your adventures.
Gumbygirl’s stoner thought would get a subscription from me.
Cleaning instructions: do not use
I’m not familiar with the subject matter here.
Googles search for R34 is confusing
Google also thinks you should use unleaded gasoline as spaghetti sauce
I was not talking about the Nissan Skyline…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YRAGyCW328
26. Will that make my penis grow 3 sizes today?
Just needs to back to normal before 4 hours or see a docktor
To be clear, the IMAGE was being passed around, not the actual item. We have allocated petty cash funds to purchase one but haven’t found a distributor yet.
Perhaps you can obtain a gently used one.
Oh, that’s a good point, I’ll check Craigslist.
No, it was legit passed around, passed around.
Wait? You didn’t get your turn?
HEY! Who bogarted the Grussy?!
I thought you had it last
Oh shit.
Hey, Rikki!
Your turn.
Don’t mind Hippo, he’s only here to watch. – Other H.
“It is not.” (sigh) — Deanna F.