Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours [in bed].
Wayne Dyer
So if I fuck someone over, I’ll get fucked over in bed? Not sure which way to think on this one.

As a reminder, Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post.

Note that during the offseason, I’ll probably look at the Sunday posts.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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LANDON DONOVAN: …and that’s good movement in the box.

DEANNA FAVRE: Yeah, but it’s a problem when you don’t use the available space…wait, are we talking about the same thing?
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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The Eulers just discovered what generations of spring break coeds have known for years, ending the night pinned against a wall in Flordia really sucks
Doktor Zymm

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Will they put warm milk in the cup for the Ice Kitties?
Mr. Ayo

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Hey, woah, woah, woah, woah, WOAH!!!

This game’s being played in Missouri; we don’t discuss ‘transition’ games, or ‘transition’ anything else, ’round these parts.
Horatio Cornblower

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Okay, can someone explain to me the whole Grimace fucking Mrs. Met behind Mr. Met’s back thing?
ballsofsteelandfury

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Went to a local farmers’ market this evening, because there’s a vendor there that sells pretty awesome tamales. We’re wandering around, and the missus says, “I want some cookies,” and goes to a vendor that has a sign on their booth, “Blah De Blah Sugar Free/Gluten Free Cookies.” Not normally her style, but she was moving like she had a plan. She tries a sample of banana something or other, then buys three chocolate chip cookies.

So we’re heading home, and the conversation goes like this:

Her: I hope those cookies are better than that sample, it wasn’t very good.
Me: Probably not, since they’re sugar free and gluten free.
Her: WHAT! Why didn’t you stop me from buying that?
Me: You acted like you wanted them, I wasn’t going to argue with you about it.
Her: Well shit. That’s $16 gone. Maybe I’ll give them to mom, she’ll eat them.

We get home. “Mom, I bought you some cookies!”
BugEyedBoo

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Good evening, I am a motherfucking G.

/Saunters into the clubhouse with tonight’s free shirt courtesy of the Hudson Valley Renegades tied around his violin case…’s wing-wang?
Senor Weaselo

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Found a funny:

Aioli is just mayonnaise that studied abroad.
rockingdog

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My neighbor is getting up there in age, (lovely woman, by the way), and at some point is going to sell her house. Or her estate will. At that point I’m going to have to at least consider buying it, to prevent it from going from some private equity firm that rents to college students, which will result in all sorts of pesky things like “disturbing the peace” this, and “retaliatory arson” that, and if I do buy her house I am going to protect myself with an LLC, which you can now bet is going to be named Fuckwallet Pancake Ventures.

Two can play at that game, Tepper.
Horatio Cornblower

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Slovakia v. Romania… under s mon soooon 🌧️
Don T

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Humblebrag time:

I just went for some afternoon coffee, took my older dog Jezebel like I always do – she loves going there for the attention she receives. The two baristas told me that the entire staff took a vote on who was the most bestest favorite customer dog and that Jezebel was the clear winner.

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Go Al’s, and thanks for your work here Maestro.
Life as a 65 y/o trying to stay in the arena of life:
Jan – Jun, right shoulder minor aches and an occasional pop when lifting weights.
This week, hey the shoulder is back to normal.
Today, left shoulder, “not so fast”…
2Pack

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For those who were wondering. Larry from Regina couldn’t get a connection today, so he cancelled his TEAMS meeting 3 minutes prior. I knew something was up when his meeting invite did nae have a join option.
litre_cola

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Yesterday I got an email from the pretty lady in HR reminding me that my annual T&A refresher training was due.
Sadly T&A means time and attendance certification, boss stuff.
I am tempted to tell her that I get plenty of T&A refresher here in the Clubhouse.
2Pack

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I’ve been debating how and when to tell you guys what’s going on here, so I guess this horrendous debate was enough of a buzzkill that my news fits. Guys, Gumby is sick. Very very sick. He has liver cancer, and it’s spread to his lungs. He had his first round of chemo, second round is scheduled for July 8th. Obviously, it won’t cure him, but may make his symptoms a little better, and that’s really all we can hope for. He has some pain, mostly in his right shoulder because his liver is pushing up on his diaphragm, but some in his abdomen too. He has pain meds, and as much weed as he wants. I’m still trying to wrap my head around this, but I want you to know that you have helped me every day.
Gumbygirl

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Thank you everybody. I love you all. I’m making my man a steak, I’ll come back after dinner. I don’t want to hijack everyones evening here, please carry on with your bad selves! That’s what’s going to help me the most.
Gumbygirl

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I’ll tell you what: Im ready to run for President

Plus I don’t have much damage in my past. A bit but nothing I can’t get around.
Brick Meathook

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THIS GUY SHARKBAIT I CALL HIM THE SITTING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BECAUSE HE’S EXPERIENCING CONSTANT VERTIGO, IT FEELS LIKE HIS HEAD IS IN A VICE GRIP, AND HE’S ACCEPTING GIFTS FROM ALL AROUND THE GLOBE BUT HE’LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK BECAUSE THE ONE THING WE CAN SAY FOR SURE IS THAT HE ISN’T HAVING A STROKE SPECIFICALLY AND THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY SUPPORT!
blaxabbath

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Found a funny:

at this point if i’m a law professor i’m just handing out weed gummies and putting on my cousin vinny for the entire semester
rockingdog

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Hello from Moose Jaw,Saskatchewan! 7 hours of the 15 hour drive complete.
Found a surprisingly good pizza place here. I am all about sesame seeds on crusts now.
litre_cola

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Found a funny:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man
rockingdog

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I had a steak last night for the first time since having prime rib on Christmas Day. My son put Montreal steak seasoning on it (way too much) and it was still glorious.

/it was a bone-in ribeye-I told him, ‘only salt and pepper next time or you’re out the door”. I was only half-serious
scotchnaut

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Guess who just reported for duty.
WCS

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Fox has the US Olympic Trials on. Women’s 10,000m final is on. I find these long distance track event hypnotic. They look like they’re just jogging along until you look at the splits and realize they’re basically doing what I’d consider a dead sprint for 25 minutes.
Horatio Cornblower

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“These guys sure are in good shape” I say, adding whipped cream and strawberries to my banana-chocolate-chip ice cream. “I wonder how they do it?”
Horatio Cornblower

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I just spent three hours working in the 107. In the shade. So it wasn’t 107.

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So happy! The boy came to visit for a bit as he was traveling with some friends. Got to talk for a bit. Last time I saw him was over 6 months ago.
ArmedandHammered

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Own Goal continues to lead the tournament in scoring
Dunstan

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