Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 22: Watch the Olympics!

Seriously, if you’re not excited about the Olympics, I feel bad for you! I am an unapologetic Olympics whore. During the workweek, I was watching the women’s handball competition. Was I doing it to avoid work or because I love the Olympics so much that I’ll watch any random event? WHY NOT BOTH?!?

Today’s topic is a continuation of “shit we had/did when I was growing up that kids today will never have.”

Did I have one of these and use it all the time? You bet your ass I did! Was I a gigantic geek? DON’T ANSWER THAT!

You didn’t do the 80s right if you didn’t have stripes burned into your back from laying out on these. Even the necessary towel couldn’t prevent them.

Arcades were everywhere and cheap. 25 cents a play. We have summer interns at work and we took them this week to Shakey’s to celebrate someone’s retirement. I asked them if there were any arcade games and if they played. They said that, yes, there were some, but it was a dollar to play each game. WTF?!?!?

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Golf Update

Nothing new this week as I haven’t gotten a chance to play. However, my next Match Play tournament game will probably be next week and I’m taking a day of vacation to play on Tuesday.

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Politics Politics Politics Politics

What a difference a week makes, huh? As predicted, Biden got Khrushchev’ed and Harris is now the nominee

I know all you Democrats are happy about that but have you thought for a second how undemocratic that process was? Kamala basically got anointed. Did the primaries mean anything at all?

The Obamas have finally endorsed her. I’m sure they were waiting to see how much money she could draw before deciding to get Michelle in the race. As it is, there may still be difficulties getting Harris in the ballot in some states and the Republicans are sure to sue to keep her off.

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As a quick reminder, the full Summer of Soccer schedule is below. The Olympics footy tourneys have started!

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Your weekly Psych gif:

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Your weekly hot girl pic:

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Your weekly music video:

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One last thing:

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scotchnaut

South Sudan is starting to believe they’re people.

Don T

Terrible. Fatal. Fokin rebotes y tiros libres me cago en la hostia

WCS

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I know I’m the weirdo keeping the lights on, but it is Saturday night.

WCS

Computer network crashed; let’s do this the ol’ fashioned way!

Dispatchers, looking at handwritten call sheet reports (artists’ conception)

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Redshirt

Me and my dad watching Rugby for the first time in our lives (Artistic Interpretation)

Barneys Gambling Buddies (Xíng háishì bùxíng) (youtube.com)

WCS

Did you win…?

Redshirt

I haven’t had time to feed my Gambling Addiction, what with helping to caretake my father. Instead, I’ve been withdrawing a few hundred dollar bills every month or so, put them in my pocket and then light them on fire. Its the closest approximation I can find to going to the casino that doesn’t involve scorpions, a ball point hammer and my crotch, and it is a time saver, which is a godsend because free time is very valuable nowadays.

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeNCsySWGNk

Even the T-1000 can’t stay away from the casino’s siren’s song.

rockingdog

Found a funny:

Kamala holding vinyls

https://kamala-holding-vinyls.glitch.me/

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litre_cola

Still 1 place left in the Lowratio league just saying

rockingdog

Padres got the W against those Baltimore Birds!
Machado hit a 3 run HomeRun!!! ⚾️
They have now won 7 strait!

Gooooo Padres!
That’s Rockingggg!

WCS

howdy

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litre_cola

Oh Jesus WCS be comin

WCS

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SonOfSpam

Yes, that specific lounge chair in the pic was omnipresent in the 80s. The back makes a specific sound when it separates from that, probably like what JD Vance sounds like standing up from the couch.

And Kamala wasn’t “anointed” – Biden won the primary, she’s the Veep, Biden bails, she’s the choice. Any other decision or process would have been a bigger gift to Trump than almost getting hit by a bullet.

WCS

I know my mom and various aunts and grandparents had variations of it.

scotchnaut

Oof!

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TheRevanchist

The announcers in the Wrexham game keep mispronouncing names. No wonder he is stuck calling MLS games.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Do they even happen to be exotic names, or are they things like “Spencer” and “Baker” and “Clarke”?

TheRevanchist

Pretty normal names. “Davies” is not “Davis”. Day-VEEZ, not Day-vis. There was another one earlier, as well.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

British Beth Mowins smh

TheRevanchist

Another good show by the team. Paul Mullin’s time table for return is out a bit, but when he does…

litre_cola

Ahem, we even beat them there.

Horatio Cornblower

Couch fucking may be his best attribute

https://x.com/KaivanShroff/status/1817314276065132685

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Obviously she’s not a white person…but I love Usha, she’s such a good mom.”

OH. MY. GOD.

It’s like he’s begging to be told to spend the night on the couch. Like a dog.

TheRevanchist

Just don’t accept his change. Who knows what cushion it’s been under.

Senor Weaselo

I believe the word in looking for is “Bruh.”

Horatio Cornblower

Staying in a hotel in Millinokcet, ME.

My room does not have a couch. How am I supposed to jerk off now?

TheRevanchist

Is there something in the lobby?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Do you have access to Prime?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

JD VANCE: No, honey, it’s not what it looks like! I was just checking out…15 year-old Jessica Alba, yeah, that’s the ticket!

litre_cola

Balls you had me at the banner picture. I would say I send it at least once a week to fuckwits. In fact I sent you a pic from Arizona where my buddies thought that I had that face….

/also have been told I have resting bitch face in TEAMS meetings.

/I can nae control it

yeah right

I was close friends with the dudes that ran the local video game arcade.

Just saunter in and the dudes would open the front of the machine and give me 25 free credits.

I was really good at Joust, Pac man, Galaga and I was close to legendary with Defender.

They gave me credits to play Pac man when it first came out because nobody played it.

Then the song came out and I was one of the DJs that dropped that shit on the world.

Pac Man Fever, baby.

litre_cola

Street Fighter was the tits. And some medieval game that I cant fucking remember. You were red, green, blue with different players. Help.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Gauntlet?

litre_cola

I appreciate you.

yeah right

Valerie shot the food!

Horatio Cornblower

Centipede was my game. I used to have 5-6 of the top 10 scores on my local machine.

It was hard to tell though, because all of us out down ASS for our initials.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Teenage Yeah Right (artist’s conception):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmCqn-DNSA0

BugEyedBoo

The two best I was good at was Xevious and Qix. I could get high score on those. Defender, I was never better than fair, but fair was better than most.

There was a hack in Crystal Castles, where you ran around behind the pyramid and jump up and down until you get transported a bunch of levels forward. Instant 300K or something like that. That was worth a high score and a free t-shirt at the end of the month.

litre_cola

Best cheat ever is Contra.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I got good enough at Contra on the original Nintendo that I didn’t even need the cheat code.

yeah right

I wish there was a cheat code for smart bombs in Defender.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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there should be no difficulties in getting harris on all ballots in all 50 states*, esp if she gets the nom at the dnc, which she should barring a dem version jan 6th with a sprinkle of 1968

*unless some judge makes shit up…they can do that now**

**actually, they always have

Brocky

Evening

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nobody:

nobody at all:

absolutely nobody:

1990s: TEAL!!!!!!!

litre_cola

San Jose nods.

WCS

Charlotte Hornets, too.

Game Time Decision

I assume whatever is in his hair is stronger than any helmet

herodotus450

There’s no law in the books that says a current president can’t run for VICE president…

WCS

YOU SHUT YOU HOOR MOUTH

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

– JD Vance, muttering to himself while walking around the furniture section of his local Goodwill store

WCS

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Naughty thing…

scotchnaut

I’m with you, SphericalOrificeLover!