Hey, we made it like we always do!
To The Game!
Bills/Ravens:
-Baltimore dug themselves a wee hole and are trying to get to .500 but are taking the hardest road there.
-Lamar, who insists that he wants to be more of a pocket passer leads all QB’s in rushing with 254 yards. I guess he’s taking what the D gives him.
-Allen threw a career-worst 18 interceptions last year but has obviously been working on that-he hasn’t given the ball away through the air yet after three games.
-Von Miller had no sacks in 14 games last year including playoffs but has at least one in every game this season.
-Cook is off to a blazing start with 4 Td’s-he only had nine in 33 tilts prior to this year.
-I’ve mentioned this previously and will again because it just seems so silly. Shakir has caught all 14 of his targets so far but is being taken of the field when the Bills go to two tight end sets.
-King Henry needs just one more game of 150+ rushing yards to tie Jim Brown’s record of 13. I doubt he’ll get it tonight.
Have at it.
TD by Josh Allen and his GF
Steinfeld!
Rex would be proud with that going deep throw
Truly, The Dragon was unleashed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDzrMn3SBeY&list=PLFi9V6EFsFImHKEho5B34IsIM9HHaICOc&index=14
Theme song for tonight’s festivities.
if that call of duty commercial were any worse it would be trevor lawrence
There is no god but Rex Grossman and Josh Allen is his prophet.
Does that make Hailee the holy mother
Sure. Yeah. Whatever. Here’s my wallet, keys, and life insurance policy.
If $46 and a 15-year-old Cadillac got me women like that, I’d be a happier man.
And a BCAA card. Let’s not discount the peace of mind a free tow gives you.
Finally got power after not having it since the storm him. Turn on the TV.
Damn it.
your #ThePauls really needed u!
I actually like that Ravens tartan
Mother of god
Sudden change!
LAMAR!!!
This Buffalo “Maginot Line” defense, I don’t think it’s a winning strategy.
Bengals Defense watching this game to check out next week’s opponent:
mORE VODKA!
man the inevitable ratbird 4th quarter collapse is gonna be incredible
Lamar’s getting a head start.
Oh my!
When the light hits her exposed midriff:
I’ve already voted for this comment? Vote plus again, Damn it.
This is a good reminder that Buffalo is the absolute all-time monster of high-variance squadrons.
Also they are cursed
But they come with free frogurt!
Buffalo as a whole contains far too much potassium benozate.
Is this the part of the game where the Ratbirds trip on their dicks?
NEVERMORE!!!!
Uh, nope.
Am i allowed to write “f@g” next week in a joking British Slang way?
Don’t be such a mollywop.
Pitt the Elder!
Lord Palmerston!
Pitt the Elder!
Watch out, BC / Barney packs a mean right cross.
I propose a truce over these:
Skol!
Only in certain context. For example, “dad went to the store to get f@gs and lager and hasn’t come back yet “
For example, can i write “Rodgers smoked that fag” should he smoke a cigarette on the sideline after throwing a touchdown?
Or that Rodgers “sucked that fag down to the hilt” while he was getting those lagers.
You really shouldn’t be smoking.
If it’s funny.
That’s always the rule.
(Or you can be hot. But….come on. You’re not hot.)
Looks like Kris isn’t going alone; he’ll be driven out of town by one of Beverly Hills’s finest, as John Taggart has died at 76.
Never really a leading guy, but I always liked him when he showed up. Always added to whatever was going on.
as usual, these things happen in threes and he we are again hoping for that one guy to be the third
Kissinger again?
Maggie Smith already makes 3
There are a lot of “that guy” these days.
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Scorer
Optimized the placement of my hammock chair!
This is why she’s a Doktorb, folks.
You are on a beach in Bali?
It’s a constrained optimization, to within my apartment unfortunately
Good hustle being able to mount one
It comes with it’s own portable scaffolding, took 2 minutes
Optimized for TV viewing / access to drinks & snacks kinda way?
or are you getting all feng shui?
The first one, it needs a pretty straight on view so you aren’t looking through the weave when stretching your legs out
You guys know Aaron Rodgers lost to Bo Nix Donks today? I love it.
Cant wait to hear him complain about the “free” medicine in London next week
He may have gotten into LaRouche, and if so, he make take a shot at King Charles.
Nix had a grand total of 60 yards passing. His TD was to his wide-open #1 WR, who made a great adjustment to pull in the overthrow.
Those stats are worse than when Tebow beat the Jets
It’s basically the same team/gameplan, without the army of evangelicals.
Who will circumcise the converts?
The foreskin jokes were the ABSOLUTE ONLY good thing about that fucking season.
That forward pass is a tricky thing
Bonix sounds like a prescription medication with a LOT of side effects
You’re really hard and impressive for a couple hours, then your weiner plum falls OFF!
Hours? Ok, super man.
Prolong use may result in priapism, anal leakage, hallucinations and memory loss.
Kris Kristoferson, calling in for a reservation.
https://twitter.com/Wes_nship/status/1840545895185891403
You have to replace x with twitter in the URL for it to embed, btw.
No shit?
Man, fuck Elon sideways.
Woo!!
Thanks, Unsurprised.
Bass
https://youtu.be/fkYZ4wTBd8g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNk7UZXK3ss
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Better than I’ve been able to do in the past few weeks.
I’ll figure it out.
https://twitter.com/HoratioCornblo3/status/1840565247284854805
I’m not sure this will come out, but we went to an antique store and I picked up this, as well as a vaguely threatening Pabst sign that says “Next Time Bring Your Wife”
Much better than watching football games that resulted in my FF team putting up a total of 66 points.
Nice! Matches the remaining Schlitz pubs in Chicago
This inspires me. I need to find a suitable trophy for Lowratio League.
Also, I’m gonna take a shot at writing up a Week 4 look at how the season is going.
Do you have a local candy bar where some people love it but most hate it?
I know the Candy Bar. That’s where I find the pretty girls with Adam’s apples after closing time.
I’ll put a screenshot of the Freezer Vodka standings in the Media Library. Feel free to use it!
Or don’t.
I have an idea for that, lemme see if I can find it tomorrow
That joke was made when I brought it into the bar after buying it from a guy in a parking lot.
The whole thing involved phone calls between third-parties, then negotiations between me and the seller over the phone, then a 40 minute wait, (good thing there was a bar nearby!), then an exchange of unmarked bills for the goods in a parking lot.
How I didn’t wind up with a kilo or two of meth as well is frankly beyond me.
It’s a major award!
am rooting for the Goth Kids in this one
conformist
Gumbo was a good idea. I ate too much. very sluggish
what scenario is there where gumbo isnt a good idea
severe okra allergy?
That’s why we have Epi-Pens.
Wasn’t a great idea in ‘Angel Heart’
I dont like it too spicy and its Possible Temp Lady Spur cooking. Wasn’t sure what to expect.
Yeesh. Tractorcito ain’t stuck in that Appalachian mud like his John Deere counterparts.
Just turned on the TV to see Derrick Henry bust through the line and run 87 yards for a TD and I’m just so happy Ol’ Double J resigned the corpse of Ezekiel Elliott as his free agent RB.
So. Happy.
GOTDAMNED STAR
Henry wasn’t signing on for unlimited lead paint chips, Zeke was.
“I’M ALL IN THAT DUMB SOM BITCH’S MARK DAVIS’ YESTERDAY’S GIRLFRIEND-I’LL TELL YOU WHAT. YEE HAHH!!!”
I was kind of hoping King Henry was washed by now.
Well then
lol at the titans letting him go
lol jerrah not able to afford him
no way Double J hires a young whipper snipper
TRACTORCITO!!!!
Just won my first MATH HARD! matchup with that run.
Granted it is from Cardinals Talk callers, but more than a couple guys have mentioned Jalen Daniels looked good when he got to ASU, Herm Edwards ruined him, and thank goodness he got fixed at LSU and is not doing it in the NFL.
LSU taught Daniels to play to win the game?
I do love it when Derrick Henry breaks long runs.
https://youtu.be/BHwzq3xtMOg?si=ngarqK3yblzSeur8
The CMAs will not be taken seriously until they recognize the genius of this woman.
Your Spotify must be something to behold.
Is anyone making playlists of the DFO Radio songs anymore?
I’m sure the FBI enjoys tapping their feet along.
Is there a way that football could involve more explosions, but it won’t hurt the players?
Like maybe land mines that shoot confetti so it would be distracting, but not dangerous.
Play a game in Belgrade. You will see all sorts of explosions in the seats their ultras are nuts.
Why not hurt the players?
I mean, I’m not watching right now. No ad revenue. You promise me hurting players? I’m putting it on with a ‘mute’.
Smoke bombs before 4th and 1 snaps.
The players could all wear those suits that EOD wears in movies?
And then members of the audience might get hit by shrapnel?
I dunno, sounds too much like a Trump rally.
Enclose the field in Lexan, like the Battle Box!
Tom Brady vs Cris Collinsworth playing Russian Roulette Half Time special sponsored by Draft Kings
Landmines in the stands that are armed whenever a penalty is called.
Second dude is calling out Bidwill! He brings in bad guys to do what they do. He’s long time season ticket and he says it’s too bad for the fans.
Then he started calling out Jonathon Gannon as a clown — but they won’t tolerate name calling and profanity and hung out. I don’t know where that guy was dropping swears.
Elisha cried when the caller said, “crap.”
Are you sure they’re not more concerned
with Bidwell’s sexuality?
C’mon Ray, just cut to the chase already!
Now have OJ do a prep talk.
Heh heh heh
Have DJT do a perp walk.
Old dude calling! He’s out on Kyler — says he needs a change of scenery. Ready to pull the trigger on axing Kyler.
Hosts have a consistent Kyler is short/does these mistakes — he’s short the good weeks and short the bad weeks. He’s working hard.
And what’s his plan after Wee Kyler?
2 ???
3. PROFIT
I assume it’s to complain about the next QB
“Oh you know what they’re doing with Baker!
Something like that!”
switching back to a playstation from xbox?
Dude just called in and went nuclear like “it’s on Bidwill who got it from his dad and it’s always been the same thing. And the media here can’t criticize it because your relationships.”
The show hosts are calmly bringing down the temperature and letting everyone know it’s okay to be upset but keep things in perspective. You didn’t get a good product after spending your money to go to the game today. But these teams are showing improvement and feel good about the effort. Maybe the talent is turning over and they’re trying to improve it. And they have! But it takes time. But today was a disappointment.
These hosts are fucking neutered. What a pathetic career to have.
everything will improve with Kyler when Call of Duty 6 comes out
I hope so, dude is killing me in the Lowratio League.
A- my salty taint, Yahoo!
RIP Kris Kristofferson. https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-country/kris-kristofferson-dead-1107074/
Damn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCgnbRWVvU8
Sunday Morning Coming Down, Staying Down
Kris: “Help me make it through the night”
God: “No.”
That sucks, but he packed a hell of a lot into 88 years. RIP.
Started drinking and abandoned my AMA. Yes there was some chafing, but I used a lot of body glide to minimize. Blisters were the bigger problem.
I think talking people into donating as much as I raised without the walking would be impossible.
What’s AMA?
Ask Me Anything
(and of course the Abbot and Costello response would be “ok, what’s AMA?”)
Ass Meet Ass
Not Amateur Mature Asians?
I mean, probably, somewhere.
Ask Mark Robinson. I’ll bet he has some ideas.
Lamar! just means “I want to be able to walk when I’m 50” because he’s a MEEEEE First Glory Boy smgdh
THIS LAMAR, I CALL HIM ADRIANA CHECHIK BECAUSE HE TAKES WHAT THE D GIVES HIM!
https://x.com/benchwarmerbran/status/1840517725283651727?s=46&t=1YVE3uvCgKJ6EEH5kkkp8w
This needs to be embedded.
https://twitter.com/benchwarmerbran/status/1840517725283651727?s=46
I’m working.
But I just turned the Cardinals post-game show on. Will let you know if anything is of note.
Follow along here.
https://tuner.bonneville.com/live/KMVP-FM
I’m sure they are reacting reasonably!
You recaps of the post game back in the day were glorioUs.
I’M WORKING ON GETTING RETIRED JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU SOUND LIKE MY WIFE!!!!
Probably had edibles today like her too.
Ravens: Don’t fuck up.
Forget it, Jake. It’s Baltimore.