It’s been a whole seven days since we’ve watched two juggernauts go at it. I’ll say a few things but this tilt kinda speaks for itself.
To The Game!
Bills/Chiefs:
-Can Buffalo stop Playoff Kelce? They held him to 2 catches for 8 yards in the regular season W but this guy has a streak of seven games with 100+ yards in the postseason.
-The running claim in these sorts of games is that turnovers matter but these teams just don’t give the ball away. Mahomes hasn’t thrown a pick since mid November and the Bills have committed the least turnovers of any team since 1950.
-Do the Chiefs have enough offense to keep up with the second-best scoring unit? Patty has connected on a paltry 12 deep passes all year long.
-Difference-makers Absent: Each team brought in a proven commodity at wideout to perk up the passing game but last week both Amari Cooper and D-Hop had 0 catches on just one target.
-When you take away the running game and the outside passing options something has to give and for the Chiefs they’ve been very vulnerable in the slot. When these two last met Shakir had eight grabs.
-Though Allen is just 7-5 in the playoffs he’s tallied 23 TD’s and had but 4 INT’s. Mahomes postseason record stands at an unfathomable 16-3. Two of those losses were in OT.
-Sean McDermott has yet to win a road playoff game.
-Spreading The Ball: In each of their wins Allen has thrown the ball to eight different players.
-Can the Bills get to Mahomes? He’s been battling a high ankle sprain since December and was taken down three times last week vs the Texans.
-X Factor?: Xavier Worthy has made tremendous strides since the beginning of the season to the point that he has a minimum of 4 catches in eight straight games.
-Will Chiefs DC Spags choose to blitz Allen? K.C. chose that sort of pressure at the fourth-highest rate this year. Trouble is, Allen was ranked 2nd in EPA per drop back vs the blitz.
Hold onto your hammocks, it should be one for the ages.
6 minute game…
josh allen doing his best texas longhorns vince young impersonation carrying a dipshit college/franchise and coach to a title nobody deserves
And now the “if they’d kept that convert…” takes are actually coming.
Terrible play calling by the Chiefs that entire drive
Good.
The “ooh, that’s a wasted time out” takes are a’coming.
God, I hate both these teams so much. Where’s Jovan Belcher when you need him?
Nice to see Sean McDermott trying to turn Josh Allen into Wal-Mart Tua
Or Sam’s Club Derek Carr.
Wants to have him accompany them on the NFL Severance Floor with Tua, Seau, and Hernandez
Okay Allen. Score and get me money!
3rd and 7, McDermott calls another tush push.
To line it up for the FG
The kids want their Million Dollar Birthday Fry hats! Or at least that’s what it looked like they were wearing.
As long as the basket is extremely hot.
Ow! My freaking ears!
Another shot of Swift? We are truly living in the greatest times ever
Just finished dinner. What kind of fucking voodoo is this?!
sean mcdermott is a dipshit
Then it’s a good thing I started drinking the Fall ciders.
This was especially tasty.
TAY TAY! Finally!
Who had “Questionable Spot in KC’s Favor”?
They weren’t even taking bets on that because SURE THING
Most questionable spots since Traci Lord hung her sheets out her window after her honeymoon
I would like to make a banner nomination…
“AVN Awards, 1985”.
Can the NFL hurry up and let KC win. I’m getting nervous
C’mon BLEEERGH, cash that CHEFS check!
KA-CHING!
I think the Bills might have gotten screwed on that one, but also screw them for calling the same goddamn play that’s been shut down 3 of the last 4 times they ran it.
I thought they had it on the third down play.
Correct. No push to go with the tush
Nice, Over The Top.
Does anyone else think Colbert’s show booked Deion because they thought Jerrah was going to hire him?
sean mcdermott might not be a good coach of football
they have solved my QB Sneak Left? try it a third time!
THEY’LL NEVER SEE IT COMING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDw6xxIErK4
That security guard took our hearts!
YAY HE DID A DIFFERENT THING
DUMBASS DID IT AGAIN
THey aren’t very good at that.
Bills mixing explosive plays with burning the clock with the run game. This is the way.
I looked up and saw a replay of a blatant facemask. It was on a Bills player so I assume the replay was because it wasn’t called?
CBS: This week, On FBI: “We need to shut this down before more New Yorkers get hurt!”
Me: “Now hang on…”
I cannot even begin to explain what a half-assed effort I would put into anything that had a Michelob Ultra riding on the outcome.
Hits like that are why Mahomes is gonna name his next kid ‘Zinc Oxide’
https://youtu.be/lnF8qQkYJZo?si=NiLmo7xEYgRmK8BP
Harrison Butker will use his inevitable game-winning kick to show MANNLY MEN ARE MEN AND MEN DO MEN STUFF
Best Effort by a cook since Iron Chef Sakai
Nice shout out to one of the OGs — Sakai was the only one who passed the “would have a beer with him” test.
Chen would be fun too, he seemed like a real nice guy
Andy Reid wants to hear more about this Kitchen Stadium…
That was an A+effort by Cook
I was just about to say that Cook’s success running the ball opens up a ton of RPO opportunities. GAH!
holy shit what a reach
Just so everyone knows, if Cook gets knocked out of the game by anyone of Polynesian descent, I have dibs on the Sandwich Islands joke.
“Oh no you don’t!” -Maestro
…
Last time I was this appreciative of a Milano they were playing Tony Danza’s daughter
Pepperidge Farm remembers…
Yes, I’m old
appreciated her in the Outer Limits episode
I’m old but not too old so I could appreciate her in Who’s the Boss without breaking any law or morals.
https://twitter.com/sondraa/status/1883673458137272423
I always love and appreciate sloppy Photoshops.
I’ll guarantee Patches put more work into that photoshop than they did in the plot of that movie.
Then you’re gonna LOVE Hate Week!
Another josh allen down
That is not Josh Allen.
Is that a weird angle or did that ball look like it crossed the goal line?
Bills better avoid any encroachment calls before the half
One time out; 18 seconds. What could Mahomes do? Never seen that before.
Uf. I don’t like taking points off the board…
Perfect timing with Rob
See below.
Yep. A Bills TD + Chefs FG equals Bills loss now.
As has been written…
Oh, the classic, “taking points off the board” sound bites are a’coming.
Doesn’t make sense in this case. It’s two possessions either way.
Plus, there’s a whole half to go!
Why didn’t they go for it in the first place?
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That’s a hell of a catch. Not sure where the interference was.
Holy Bananas, what a throw!!!
You called it, 40 yards off back foot.
oh what
Just got this in my inbox. I don’t think this is the ticket renewal info the front office thinks it is.
Look, at least his middle name isn’t Kevin.
surprised they didnt including his middle name Kent to appeal to the new order
The MAGA equivalent of a DEI hire.
My guess is a threat. Renew or we’ll hire him?
I’ve been commenting on the last thread. Oops.
“Man, no one’s talking to me. I wonder if I said something wr…Oh. Oh, I see.”
I was commenting on this one 20 minutes before anyone got here.
The Chiefs are simply unlikeable, which is odd considering they’re led by such a charming, caring individual like Andy Reid.
we are still recovering from the Greatriots reign so its all too soon to be trigggering our trauma
Dynasties can fuck right off
China, 1905.
mahomes/allen is not brady/manning because lamar’s career arc is exactly manning’s
Without putting his penis on a trainer’s head.
Not really sure why Kelce was not flagged for taunting after the TD there. I suppose that an Englishman could never understand the nuances of officiating in an American sport!
Savages.
Well, he plays for the Chiefs, you see.
https://bsky.app/profile/normcharlatan.bsky.social/post/3lgoq25wgwk2x
oh no