Let’s not waste any time on an ill-thought-out preamble.
To The Game!
Eagles/Chiefs:
-Spags Alert!: The Chiefs have allowed but one 100 yard rusher this year. The bad news for Saquon? It was a QB by the name of Lamar! and it was waaay back in week one.
-Here’s some more bad news for Philly-Mahomes is 8-0 vs Fangio defenses. However, this is the first time in his playoff career that he’s playing against a #1 ranked unit.
-Though Hurts went for 246 two weeks ago, in the other two games he threw for less than 146 yards.
-Much has been made of K.C. having won 17 straight one score games but the Eagles have been tested and their record this year in those games is 9-2.
-Jake Elliot being 1 of 8 from 50+ yards is going to affect Sirianni’s decision-making. Will Philly fans be cognizant of this should a choice fizzle? You know the answer.
-During these playoffs the Eagles D has forced 10 turnovers and they have not turned the ball over yet. As a matter of fact, Hurts hasn’t thrown an INT since November 10th.
-Sirianni is the only coach to reach the playoffs and go to two Super Bowls in his first four years. (I thought Seifert might have done so but he missed the playoffs in his third year with a 10-6 record and won his 2nd Super Bowl in his fifth year. Btw, does anyone remember him coaching Carolina?)
-As you may have guessed, Patty’s QBR is 10 points higher in the postseason.
-Potential wide receiver surprises today? I’ll take D-Hop, who has only one catch so far. He’s a proven guy and Reid has a habit of going to an unlikely source at an important time. On the other side Devonta Smith will not attract much attention-he could erupt.
-Reid is 33-7 with two weeks to prepare for a game.
-Though the best part of his game is scrambles and designed runs, Hurts led all QB’s in completion percentage over expectation this season. (+7%)
-Should they win, the Chiefs +59 point differential (to this point in the season) would be the 4th-lowest of any Super Bowl victor. It pains me to say it but should that happen, it would be Andy’s (and Spags!) best coaching job ever.
Get in here and do your thing. And you folks we haven’t seen in some time, please do drop by and say hello. We’d love to see you!
One of these teams were ready.
Just destroy them
Fucking kill
“FINISH THEM”
Hell of a plau by mahomes and worthy, but it will get ignored tomorrow
May the people of Missouri blame all of this on Donald J Trump (and/or JD Vance)
Bold of you to assume they have cable.
Getting closer…
Oh look.
Another nazi.
Blair Witch ad alert with 2 using the Goldilocks story. Wtf
Oh, suck it, Tracy, Zymm won that quarter!
Woohoo!
Apparently all the good things happen when I’m halfway around the globe and watching vicariously through DFO!
Sucks that you have to move to Singapore full-time, but I am led to understand that there are no shortage of potential volcanic lairs in the Pacific Rim area.
The Burning of Philly 2025 is gonna be great for some real estate steals
I’m working on new digs in Pacific Palisades.
Get Trump to open the reservoirs so the water can run down from the Appalachians to help with the fires.
I don’t know if society has evolved beyond the need for a Tom Brady but it doesn’t need him to do this.
Counterpoint: society has never needed Tom Brady
The comeback…begins…
That TD counts for 34 points
The officials have agreed to allow the Chiefs to run a 35-point play.
Plus the two-point conversion due as compensation for mental anguish and suffering.
And now — FINALLY — we have made things even steven with The American Indian.
But we’re not renaming the commanders
They say good thing happen to good people. This explains the way the Chiefs performed tonight.
But then how do you explain Philadelphia experiencing joy for once?
Where the hell was this KC Team 2 weeks ago?
Gross. Dirty Eagles win
Now give Goedert one in the 4th!
Feel sorry for the Philly fans that want Sirianni fired.
At least they’ll get some sympathy from the anti-Ryan Day people
Kellen Moore is gone. I’d love to see Sirianni start calling the plays
Sharky, tell Tracy to buy the clubhouse a round with her winnings.
I’m not getting comeback at this point.
Invite Buddy over and you’ll get all the comeback you can handle.
Game. Set. Match.
DAGGER
KILLSHOT!
STAB
My social feeds are full of media outlets saying how lit the Kendrick Halftime show was and also full of actual real people who say it was boring balls.
I played pool instead of watching, so who’s the real winner here?
The Eagles, that’s who. They literally won the Super Bowl, while I lost on a bad leave on the 8.
Ok pop quiz time: who here has heard of Jason Bell?
I’ve got a George Bell in my memory banks.
From the Sammy Sosa trade.
Damn right. George Bell hit my now departed ex wife in the shoulder with a home run shot at Jack Murphy stadium.
I chose those seats for that exact reason.
Should have been a better shot and got her in the head.
Gibby.
Outstanding.
Somebody out there needs to put that scramble to Yakety Sax
I have heartbreaking news…
The urinals in the men’s room are not online.
Why are urinals connected to the interwebz?
No, they have TVs!
I wish to return this owl. It is not superb.
Man, I would really like to see Peyton Manning get ran over by someone who had too many Bud Lights.
That… that’s Britt Reid’s music!!!!
The Green Hornet?
Forhead at least a class 5 speed bump
Never forget: Tee Martin won a national championship and Peyton Manning couldn’t
I feel like I’m watching a bears game.
A matt nagy era bears game
EBERHAUS HAS BEEN FORGOTTEN TOO SOON
OK, that Haagen Dazs ad was the shit 🙂
What were the odds on shutout?
I’m sure you could have made a mint.
Unfortunately, there still might be a garbage time TD that would ruin that bet.
Andy Reid hasn’t been this frustrated since the last time McDonald’s McRib went away
IF . . . the Eagles hold on to win . . .
I wonder how much damage Eagles fans will do to their own city.
Philadelphia and Detroit are equals in the self-love/hate area.
I think more highly of this generation of Eagles fans. These are sophisticated Seattle-type winners — they just need this opportunity to show how they ‘pop’.
I think it’s the one on the right right now, but all that means is slightly less looting.
Fyi, if this quarter ends 31-0, Sharkbait wins. Which means the whole thing is rigged and I demand a refund.
27-0 and Spam funds all future DFO beer purchases.
DFO-Con in…LAish?
Holy shit, Saquon.
I’m seeing Quitsies out here…
I haven’t quit yet and it’s 2am here!
….
I hate both of them. I’m pretty sure that wasn’t the intended effect of that commercial.
Yeah, Snoop missed all sorts of reasons!
Anybody know if this color commentator has ever played in a Super Bowl?
Hippo? I found you picture for tomorrow!
We could do a kick starter and pitch in for a spot.
It’s a field with flowers and kittens and butterflies and at the end it says:
Satan. Give him a chance.
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
More of this, Iggles!
and this rushing em down like this
Woah, that’s a movie I haven’t thought of in years
Time to see if the Chiefs go full Patriot Way.
Between the Trump interview & Kendrick’s performance this has been the most anti-Canadian Super Bowl ever.
Fuck Drake though.
Now the Ice LOLfins need to win the Stanley Cup again.
No profanity on halftime. Might as well hire Up With Lame Os i stead of eappers smFh
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