This week, we had probably the Game of the Year and it wasn’t the one we expected. There were other things that happened. Let’s get to it!
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Notes and Comments
I said last week that Collingwood is pretty clearly the best team in the competition. I stand by that statement even though Geelong beat them in the Game of the Year. Truth be told, it could have easily gone the other way. The Pies had a kick after the siren to win. Unfortunately for them, it went Wide Right and Geelong escaped with the win. Everyone is waiting for them to meet again in Finals.
Gold Coast versus Brisbane was supposed to be the Game of the Week, but the Lions handled the Suns pretty easily. Gold Coast is still inside the Eight and they’re a solid team, so I wouldn’t feel too badly for them. This is another rematch I expect come Finals time.
GWS is reeling. They lost the Sydney Derby even though they fought hard throughout. I watched most of that game and it seems they have one piece missing but it’s hard to tell what it is. Individually, the pieces are there, but they’re not putting it together. If/when they do, they will be challenging for the Premiership.
West Coast is still winless after they lost to a pretty bad Melbourne team at home. Can they beat an even shittier Richmond team at the MCG? Seems like a tough task…
Next week, the marquee game is Suns v Western in Darwin. That game is fun to watch just because of the stadium. It looks like they’re playing a major professional league game at the local rec center.
We have a four-way tie for first place! I am one behind in second with BFC just one further back in third. It’s super close and even those in the back of the pack can catch up.
If you are a member of an AFL club or you got a Watch AFL membership, you should be able to watch every AFL and AFLW game, including replays. Game times vary between Australian afternoon and evening, which actually makes it easier for us in North America to watch as the games can be seeing in the evenings on Pacific Time and early mornings on Eastern time.
If you haven’t become a member of a club or signed up for the Watch AFL app, you can still watch the AFL and AFLW games in the USA on either FS1 or FS2 and in Canada on TSN. Showtimes can be found here on the Australian Football Association of North America website. But I do recommend that you join a club. It’s fun and they send you free shit.
See you next week!



No discipline for Sam Bennett, because the NHL blows goats.
If Bennett can feed himself at the end of this game Toronto has failed.
Been seeing this meme around a lot lately…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmsQ8GvU9v8
God what a trrrrrrble pk
for a min there thought Shadeur was the new pope
There’s still four rounds of voting before that makes sense.
Get in line, Shadoobie
Halftime notes:
-Donnaruma has been great
-Arsenal couldn’t score in Gomorrah
Per Univisión, black smoke in the Vatican.* In a “We interrupt this Shempiens semi to tells ya” way. Elect a Hispanoc already ¡me cago en la hostia!
* For heathens, no Papa yet.
Arsenal down 2-0 in aggregate. PSG is fuckT
. https://abcnews.go.com/US/woman-arrested-after-raccoon-named-chewy-found-meth/story?id=121546807
lol at the headline, not gonna bother to read the story, it’s already perfect.
https://twitter.com/frjoshTX/status/1920139657439756337
I don’t recall (he was not paying attention) previous conclaves getting this level of wall to wall coverage. I’m all like… c’mon guys let’s get the scantily dressed game show hostesses and titty flicks back on.
This is an opinion shared by many of the Cardinals as well.
I just watched the movie this past weekend, I hope we get a cool brown pope.
The Asian guy supposedly has gambling issues, so I hope he gets in.
My seating assignment on this plane would best be described as a “Heather Chandler/Veronica Sawyer sandwich”.
Here’s hoping for a lengthy ground delay.
A fuselage is a sandwich.
Steelers are trading away Pickens for the 3rd rounder. Whoa…
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45036163/sources-cowboys-nearing-trade-steelers-wr-george-pickens
Very happy with this trade, as it’s unlikely Dallas was going to do better than Pickens with next year’s 3rd rounder.
Probably could have done better with Pickens with a 1st, 2nd, or 3rd round WR pick this year but hey, why would you want to give Dak! Dak! Dak! more than one reliable receiving option?
Good riddance. He’s a man baby, and he’ll never grow up.
But he’s not Tyreek Hill!!
When it comes to the NFL, I take my moral victories where I can find them.
I can smell the increased dysfunction of the Cowboys franchise from way up here.
Nice!
When does the AFL announce the dates, times and locations for the matches towards the end of the season?
I see dates, times, and locations through round 24 on the watch afl app….what are you looking for?
That’s My Bombers taking care of business, winning by one score over the 2nd worst team in the AFL and only that because North Melbourne missed a long but makeable kick inside the last two minutes.