Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Maypril Showers

Which is to say it’s gray and rainy out while students are taking a mock final in today’s TAing class, so I’m just in the back of the room doing nothing. Right now they’re doing a 12-bar blues to notate chords for, and modes. They actually need to know how to use locrian!

The good news is, semester’s almost over, I can start getting into the part where I’m gigging almost every day. (Except Friday nights and Saturdays.) My music studio students, incidentally, don’t enjoy this as much as I stack makeups on top of makeups as my life is a neverending game of legally-not-Jenga, especially because most of these weddings seem to be Tuesdays and Thursdays, days I’m scheduled to teach. (Like tomorrow Thursday, next Tuesday, and the Tuesday after.)

In other news, Rob Manfred is a disgrace, for reasons we already knew, but also could use a reminder of from yesterday’s fuckery. It’s some bullshit.

In NFL news… it’s just schedule preview stuff (like the Chiefs and Cowboys on Thanksgiving which I guess becomes this generation’s Thanksgiving Cosplay Special because the ‘Dacteds rightfully ‘dacted), because it comes out tonight! This deserves a (full?) hour on ESPN2, because fuck the actual sporting events that are going on, time for talking head bullshit! A whole lot of it, for the next several days, trying to figure out how your team will do! (Also who drops the best video.)

What’s on?

As previously mentioned, the NFL Schedule release show! (8:00, ESPN2) You already knew who your team was playing next year once the standings were finalized, but now who plays when and where!

Actual sports on the telly!

The Stanley Cup is still the best trophy in sports:
Panther Punching Party vs. Seeing how this game will affect the Leafs’ Cup chances (FLA vs. TOR, series tied 2-2) (7:00, ESPN)
Natural Logs vs. Knights Into Dreams of Next Year if they lose again (EDM vs. VGK, Oilers lead 3-1) (9:30, ESPN)

Basketball’s interesting now, maybe? At least the East? The Thunder are really good…
The Power of Friendship™ plus also the Pope vs. Feeling really bad about Jayson Tatum, because shit, Achilles for basketball, kind of important (NYK vs. BOS, Knicks lead 3-1) (7:00, TNT)

Holding out for a hero (Steph) vs. Raised by Wolves (GSW vs. MIN, Timberwolves lead 3-1) (9:30, TNT)

To the extent of lesser footy we care:

Which is none unless you care about a *checks notes* Missouri Derby.
(#BFIMLS SC vs. Sporting Kansas City, 8:45, FS1)

So as I said, none. Nobody cares.

Well there is SexiMexi futból, but it’s on Fox Deportes, which we may or may not have on your normal watching apparatus. Which is worth more of your care. Hell, the ESPN2 schedule show I just panned is worth more of your care.

Get to the mocking, while it’s still legal!

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Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fucking jet lag. I managed to get to sleep at a normal hour but woke up at 1 a.m. and there is zero chance I’ll be getting back to sleep tonight. And I’m not sure I’ll be able/allowed to nap through the vacuuming this afternoon.

WCS

I do approve of the amount of free helicopter coke we’ve been getting these Playoffs.

rockingdog

Man I really want to print out like 50 of these as stickers and just go around the city and throw them on light poles & the the rear side of Stop signs

That would be Rocking

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Mr. Ayo

FREE HOCKEY!!!

Mr. Ayo

The Oily Boys advance!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Started the journey home at 6 a.m. London time, landed at 2 p.m. LA time, arrived on my doorstep at 5 p.m. Crosstown traffic was as bad as I’ve ever seen it in my life.

blaxabbath

WHY ISN’T MY JETSETTING LIFESTYLE MOAR EASIER?????

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Pretty much. You’d think the ride home we got in a Mercedes sedan (not joking) would have been more comfortable but Google sent him (and everybody fucking else in the city) down side streets so it was a pretty bumpy ride.

Brick Meathook

The world’s most Canadian board game:

https://ibb.co/jvMgf5fQ

Brick Meathook

So . . . This low-hanging fruit joke gets 7 likes (so far) yet the fucking amazing videos I posted below all have a total of ZERO likes. WTF?

Last week I posted explicit instructions that ALL my posts are to be liked by everyone. I believe I was very clear. That post got 14 likes, so I know you all can read English, yet my instructions were not carried out.

This Sunday, Balls, DJ TAJ, and myself will be meeting to workshop a project that we want to do together. Presumably it would be a creative project for this site, but I’m thinking of proposing that the three of us split up and travel the land and kill all of you.

OR . . . You can get down there and watch those videos and press the little + button and save your life. It’s not that hard folks. God Bless.

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Mr. Ayo

Settle down, Velvet. We all love you.

BC Dick

I don’t watch a lot of hockey so maybe this is well-ploughed soil but these CBC announcers are complete shit.

SonOfSpam

Looks like the Celtics’ problem was that Tatum guy.

litre_cola

I am sure LeafNation is reacting reasonably. To the reddit machine!

King Hippo

How does this Gluron relate to Achewood?

Brick Meathook

They’re both brilliant.

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook
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ballsofsteelandfury

That worked!

Brick Meathook

Yeah this worked in the previous post so it was test. So it’s something with that particular series.

Brick Meathook

Let’s keep going, shall we?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ijs1Z2fWQQ

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ballsofsteelandfury

Why is this not embedding???

Brick Meathook

WEIRD

Brick Meathook

A second video of that series wouldn’t embed either. Might be a YouTube thing.

scotchnaut

I HAVEN’T SEEN A COLLAPSE THIS BAD SINCE ALL THE OTHER LEAFS COLLAPSES OVER ALL THE OTHER YEARS.

scotchnaut

Oh my.

ballsofsteelandfury
ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit, they got the Steelers dead on!

9-8….

SonOfSpam

I think I’d enjoy it more if I played Minecraft but I’m already a pathetic loser.

Redshirt

After watching this, I can see why the Bengals half-assed it. If you can’t top this, why bother trying.

scotchnaut

A Domi takes a penalty at the worst time. Nieitcheese’s Eternal Return has been proven yet again.

scotchnaut

3-0 PANTEROS!!!!

/LOOK AT YOU, LEAFS COLLAPSE!

Brick Meathook

I know that as the one true Velvet Underground poster in a room full of Nickelback fans, my posts usually go way over your heads, particularly GTD. But I really think you should ALL watch this.

If you are stoned it will be even better. If you want to be cheered up I’ve got a slew of these for this evening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzMeA_QO1cA

scotchnaut

Super Deflect! by Tor Defender! 2-0!

Mr. Ayo

You should never beLEAF

litre_cola

You just became an honoUrary Canadian. Feelings on superflUoUs U’s?

Mr. Ayo

I’m all foUr them!

Redshirt

Just found out my father can’t swallow food and has trouble drinking liquids. Might not be long now.

SonOfSpam

Damn, so sorry to hear that. I hope he’s as comfortable as he can be.

Horatio Cornblower

Ah shit. Sorry man.

scotchnaut

Damn. It’ll be intravenous now until the end. I hope your dad is comfortable as things come to an end.

WCS

Oh, no.

Hang in there, Shirts. We’re here if needed.

yeah right

All the best, man. Just be there for him. Be present.

You’ll both be glad you were there for him.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m so sorry Redshirt!

Brick Meathook

Sorry to hear that.

litre_cola

That is awful. All the best internet buddy.

Gatoraids

sorry for you all

BeefReeferLives

Ah man, I’m sorry to hear that. Hope it goes easy for him.

Gumbygirl

You are a great son, you’ve done everything you possibly could for him. I’m sure he knows that, I’m also sure your mom knows too. We here know how hard it’s been for you. Be kind to yourself, my darling dear.

2Pack

Such a sad time. Be strong Sir, it is nature’s way, while so difficult to endure.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Man…

NotShogunButShogun

My friend, I can’t imagine what you are going through. Makes me think of what’s in my near future.
We may have been on separate sides but…
I LOVE YOU!

litre_cola

Right now they’re doing a 12-bar blues to notate chords for, and modes. They actually need to know how to use locrian!

I know that there is Hippoese, but in my world there is Weaselo Speak

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SonOfSpam

Everyone* knows that locrian mode was used in the bass line of Bjork’s “Army of Me”

*that just read the Wikipedia article

scotchnaut

/just found out that an assistant manager is a Leafs fan

Me: [combs the internet looking for the most bastardly ways to dismiss an employee]

WCS

“Your raise directly correlates to the Leafs’ playoff results.”

Horatio Cornblower

Make it an inverse correlation and see how dedicated he or she really is.

SonOfSpam

most of these weddings seem to be Tuesdays and Thursdays, days I’m scheduled to teach.

wha? “My wedding’s on Tuesday. No, for real.”

Gumbygirl

I thought we were weird, getting married on a Friday.

blaxabbath

You are.

scotchnaut

My greatest failure as a parent?

Neither of my kids are interested in the Giants, Syracuse, the Senators, really, anything sports-wise. They’re just the worst thing that has ever come out of my balls.

SonOfSpam

Gonna skip the first part of my reply and go straight to “Chunky Syphilis-Riddled Discharge is my 2025 FFL team name”

scotchnaut

Probably the cutest FF name THAT IS GOING TO FINISH IN 2ND PLACE OR LOWER!* next year.

*as you well know and I’ll remind everyone all the time, I won the league last year by going on a miraculous streak with three rookies in my lineup, thereby proving it’s all luck except in this one circumstance.

Horatio Cornblower

I think next year I’m going the ‘Habemus Papem’ for my team.

I could use some divine intervention.

SonOfSpam

Diddy’s team is Habemus Rapem

Horatio Cornblower

Keeping your kids from rooting for Syracuse is a fine accomplishment.

You should be proud.

Gatoraids

Orangemen Bad

Horatio Cornblower

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Horatio Cornblower

All NFL teams should be required to do this for their schedule releases

https://twitter.com/Reflog_18/status/1922608031746941164

Lightning McQueen!!

SonOfSpam

Thanks, forgot how funny that was.

Red Stallions, rawr

Redshirt

Go, Boston!

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Horatio Cornblower

Actually Does Not Exist

-TBD-

Redshirt

The Internet waiting for the NFL Schedule Release videos to drop. (Artistic Interpretation)

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