TGIF! Just woke up from a nap and only 30 minutes until publish time. Also, SAVE OUR SONICS! will tip off soon. Let’s get to it!
Word Count Filler Time
Speaking of which, let’s revisit some all time screw ups.
Garbage
Damien Hirst had an art installation in Eyestorm Gallery in London that consisted of stuff from his launch party. This included such artifacts as cigarette butts, beer bottles, soda cans, candy wrappers, and other items. The cleaning crew identified this as garbage and tossed it all out. Afterwards, the gallery team retrieved the items and recreated the exhibit based on prior photographs.
Most Wanted
Mexico issued a Most Wanted list that included two criminals that was distributed to all Mexican police stations. Once published, it was revealed that both of these “Most Wanted” criminals were already in prison. The state prosecutor’s office released a statement declaring they were victorious and quote, “allowed us to locate these two dangerous evil-doers, who are already in jail.”
Coffin HumoUr
A widow at her husband’s funeral was viewing her beloved and very much dead husband in his coffin when she heard a voice from said coffin. She was so surprised she collapsed and died on the spot. Turns out her beloved husband had a ventriloquist as a friend and he thought it funny if the dead husband was saying “Let me out” from his coffin.
I’m short of time, so I’ll continue this theme next week.
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Sexy Time
Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!
Very belated good evening to everyone.
Eldest granddaughter is carrying the family torch.
Graduated with honors.
Now she has a day off and goes to work on Monday. Next school starts in August.
She’s pretty amazing.
PROUD GRANDDAD ACHIEVEMENT AWARD UNLOCKED
Well, that was disappointing. Time to tune into the Mariners for a little pick me up.
WOO! 🔱🔱🔱 Tridents Up!
I can’t explain (cept to Don T) how insane my next 3 days are going to be.
Nawt a drone.
That was some sensational hustle by the Mexican police. I’m going to study with lady number 10 here. Thank you once again Mr Ayo.
30 minutes in, and there’s already a palpable gallows-humor energy in the atmosphere tonight. I love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hekqzcveud4
Day 2 of the US Open, a lot of fun at Oakmont.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzazgG-y7uM
“No Kings” Parade/protests tomorrow, SWAT already gearing up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvsz_9pp3no
And, it’s Friday the 13th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR8oke8rzp8
Do you feel scared? I do, but, we’re still here, anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCb5mXS6OTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TybkYXx1FAQ
World War III on the brink, but the gladiators play on. Game 4 of the NBA Finals is right now, and the Stanley Cup Final continues to dish out hawkey coke like a blackjack dealer in a defunct Atlantic City casino, and he DC Defenders are playing the Michigan Panthers for the UFL Championship on Sunday in Street Louis, MO.
How are yinz?
https://youtu.be/J7787S6BaVE?si=VEskRzvZ1gAeczTn
That’s some acceptable camerawork!
Turns out, I’ve been subscribed to your yootoob channel already. That was SMRT of me.
Guess who didn’ have to sign an NDA??? There will be a hell of a BOTG coming soon.
Sweeeeeeeeeeet!
Since the mid ‘90s, Damien Hirst is the most unimaginative person to have ever been considered “creative”.
You guys it’s Hermana Weaselo’s birthday today and she’s 30!
I feel old now!
(I’ll see her tomorrow, party is then.)
Happy birthday Hermana Weaselo
Congrats on her latest lap around Sol.
¡Salud!
30? And you feel old?!?
You’re practically a kid at 30!
She’s 30, I’m the older brother, remember.
Yeah, but you can’t be THAT much older than her.
Otherwise, you’d be married already….
You really thought of me today, didn’t you?
YOWZA!
Yeah he went butt heavy for you Bro
Was Bernard King the first player to develop counter moves? Is that why he was so unstoppable? You look at his highlights around the key and he’s pretending to lean forward, then shooting a fadeaway. Next time he’s bulling into a defender and then dropping a wrong-handed jump hook. He shoots his jumper the regular way over smaller defenders (at the apex of his jump) but releases it on the way up vs taller defenders so that he can’t be blocked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycMJh3fj4QU
As far as the feints, drop steps, changes of speed and different shot angle releases are concerned, he reminds me of Hakeem, Tim Duncan and later career Durant and they all came after. He didn’t pattern his game after anyone (entirely) he invented it out of whole cloth.
I wanted to go downtown tonight but look at all this shit for that fucking parade tomorrow.
I hope some manhole covers start exploding again and ruin everything
Don’t they weld them into place before stuff like this?
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https://youtu.be/JGhoLcsr8GA?si=BVv89-jN1GciUryc
Can we count on your middle fingers to be there?
I hated parades. I’d volunteer for details just to get out of marching. But we knew this one would be the full Monty as it’s the Army’s 250th. The generals would have it no other way… because they don’t have to march. One trivial fact not much mentioned is that this has been planned since before the election.
Waiting in a stifilingly hot parking garage for my friends to swing by and pick me up in an Uber. Why they’re taking an Uber in Vegas is a mystery when cabs are faster, pickup and drop off directly in front, and cost the same
I prefer cabs in Vegas (when going to/from a hotel or the airport). Plus all cabs have that nice stale tobacco smell which gets me ready for the tables.
caitlyn jenner is stuck in tel aviv, everything now is an onion article even when not trying https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/caitlyn-jenner-israel-pride-visit-disrupted-iran-war-1236290478/
Her dick was blown off in an explosionPoor woman hope she’s okOh noes
Did I manage to sound like I care even a little?
You did not.
Good job.
All the +1s for this
YOU ARE A DISGUSTING FATBODY PRIVATE PYLE FOR ARRESTING A US CITIZEN, YOU SCUMBAG
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-marines-carry-out-first-known-detention-civilian-los-angeles-video-shows-2025-06-13/
Wow. They swore an oath to the constitution, not Trump. Shame on them.
not shocking at all it would be the marines to be the first to fuck up like this
the reason us marines were so reluctant to give up the m1911 .45 pistol (they were the last holdouts) when the us military moved to the m9 baretta 9mm pistol in the 1980s was the m9 had a 15 shot magazine and the m1911 was only a 7
the average marine can only count up to about 7
They don’t give a rat’s fuck about any oath. That was performative shit that needed to be done for the shitheads that they duped.
Disturbing: [Marines arresting a dude of Angolan/Portuguese descent without any real cause]
More Disturbing: [Said American of Angolan/Portuguese descent is a veteran]
EVEN MORE DISTURBING: Said American of Angolan/American says, “They’re just doing their job.”
Geez, he’s so nice you’d think he was some Canuck.
Also, this is a completely fucked timeline.
Wow, I wonder if they were born enjoying the taste of boot or if it was acquired?