Woke up Friday with that cold/cough virus that’s going around. FUCK EVERYTHING. At least I can accurately say that I’m not abusing the resources of the federal government to cover up my child rape and/or rape-adjacency.
Do what thou will with the day. Pray for NFL pre-season to hurry the fuck up.
Know how ya feel, King of The Water Horses…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0D4HUVHAUU
Balls and I visited Cole’s Restaurant in DTLA today.
It’s been in business for 117 years and it’s closing for good next week, so we paid tribute by dining at crosstown rival Philippe The Original.
so you was like a Crip…and a Blood??
Cut to Brick and Balls next week:
https://youtu.be/rCwn1NTK-50?si=tzeqFdlK0dp0xXMz
And a good time was had!!
Buddy has a restaurant?
I thought he just had a cocktail bar…
oy vey, this 2nd half. No me gusta.
In the 120 Minutes project I have arrived at August of 1987, which is when things start getting comparatively easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNNpQM9TY84
Fookin’ love that tune.
A good read.
https://open.substack.com/pub/thesmallbow/p/how-to-feel?r=2jso0p&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
Is he trying to imply that Brett Favre is not welcome at the support group Zoom meeting?
Aww shucks, I just thought of the best request line neighborhood answer- Gangnam Style
You can always post a day later – I do! Sometime weeks later, even, if I think of something truly critical.
Thousands of years from now, when they recover these files, the aliens will appreciate your thoroughness.
Friday nights are my sweet spot if it was a busy Friday at work.
Like these last few.
Ben Shelton more like B. Shelton amirite?
https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/1m9gcah/ben_shelton_gets_stung_by_a_bee_then_throws_down/
Take that anapgolactic shock…
“Yes, I’m Dr. Anapgolactowitz…”
First time in a limousine Dr Anapgolactowitz?
I got one of those robots that vacuum and mop floors. I got off the phone support this am and it’s on vacuum duty. Would like to try mop this evening.
Other than the canister seeming small and I dont know how much it can mop in a single reservoir but this place is only like 1000sf before rug area deductions, it appears to be a pretty good idea.
Now I need a wipe the cabinets real good robot.
Also my Philippino landscaper that came with the house is out on his second week of gall bladder surgery recovery. So a robot lawnmower may be in order — there’s just a lot of yard here (dont tell Zymm).
My dentist, in typical local fashion here, has his clinic in a villa with expansive lawns. They have 2 robotic lawn mowers working all the time. Cool to just drone out and watch.
Yeah that’s gonna work out great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY5LyW3NZQA
On the subject of time travel, do you think it’s possible that bitcoin are the easiest thing for time travelers (or even just someone with a window into the past) to “steal” and bring home? All you need is to get the private key of wallets that are eventually lost and you haven’t really done anything that will change the course of history.
I cut up a Costco chicken and am using the bones (along with some other stuff I’ve been saving for a while) to make stock. Then I will use the stock to make black beans. Then I will use the beans with some of the original chicken meat to make burritos. The cycle of life goes on.
Impressive!
I’m also making a pot of stock and a pot of black beans this very minute for my southwest vegan soup.
Got a bit of a surprise earlier. I fire roast a red bell pepper and a couple of poblanos for the soup.
I was wiping off the burnt skin and deseeding one of the peppers and that fucker just blew up my sinuses. That’s never happened before and I fire roast habaneros and jalapenos all the time.
Damn curious to see how next week’s soup is going to settle with 2 of those fuckers in there.
Don’t know if this has been posted here yet, but this looks like it might be amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m98E6X_Wato
the pic looks like Dick Vitale in drag, don’t it?
(blows load)
was awesome baby!!!
Well, they’ve had a bit of time to iron out the kinks.
An Roger Neilson anecdote:
At one point he was fired by owner Harold Ballard but there was an outcry from fans so Ballard re-hired him but insisted that he arrive behind the bench with a bag over his head. Why? Because “The Unknown Comic” (later revealed to be standup comedian Murray Langston) was very popular at the time. And Redshirt thinks that “his” franchise has sunk lower than all others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoFfLvy3quA
Wonder what the censored filthy car pun could have been
Hard to read lips in this case
I went down a Toronto Maple Leafs rabbit hole and was watching a game in 1978.
Context: Roger Neilson was their coach at the time and was one of the very first fellas to look at practice and game film on a regular basis.
Announcer: [in a sarcastic tone] “Captain Video tells us that the first team to score wins the majority of the time. That’s a statistic.”
How does this affect the Leafs playoff chances next year?
The Sens will finish ahead of the Leaves in the standings-you heard it here first.
Well it would be nice to see the Senate do something besides obstruct the will of the people.
Oh, you sweet Connecticut child-your Senate is now a stand-alone institution that has been captured by Monied Interests.
Now?!?
“How soon is now though?”
-me, connecting the dots between The Smiths and Nietzsche in university. (I may have been full of myself-but I was exploring ideas and connections!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnpILIIo9ek
What about the Pens? And the ¥en?
May I please join you on your next time travel adventure? I have some investments I would like to make.
Buying a controlling interest in Halliburton so I can have Dick Cheney killed.
Be careful what you wish for-we’re probably going back to that intramural game in ’89 where I scored 39 points.
Aaron Judge is out with elbow issues today and there’s no way this doesn’t end with Tommy John surgery and 18 months missed time.
Cal Raleigh, congratulations on your MVP.
Big Dumper!
[clutches his prized possession to his chest jealously] – Mark Davis
Oh snap. You weren’t kidding. They have a Tommy John specialist checking him today.
Don’t forget PCA.
Alright folks, it’s almost Chunnel time!
It is an interesting ride for sure.
I don’t think I’ve done it in more than 20 years…
They have a pill for that now.
You’re the first tourist that’s excited about British food as far as I know. Is it pig’s blood wrapped in suet and then deep-fried?
It’s a tunnel through the English channel. I haven’t figured out a way to eat it, but I’ll keep you posted.
I was being deliberately obtuse, as is the way of my peeps.
Aww yes, the famous Mariachi Sin Pantalones.
Those appear to be Los Naked Mariachi from Orgazmo…
They must be singing this-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu6pqotCqFs
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Appreciate the age restriction. Kids of 3 and under simply wouldn’t understand.
Think I mentioned it before but during a long hospital stay I had a colonoscopy and endoscopy done at the same time (hopefully different burrowing devices were used during the procedures) and it could have gone on for hours and I wouldn’t have cared because the fentanyl dose I was given was probably enough for someone who was twice my weight.
/a day later, when wifey was visiting me again
Me: “I hope I didn’t say anything dumb, rude or weird.”
Wifey: “You could barely string three words together.”
Me: “Thank god!”
I absolutely had a visit where they did both.
I specifically told them to do the endoscopy first.
You rang?
I’m gonna have movers in on the morning of the first, sickly football methadone drip this week. My hammock chair will be doubly enjoyable that evening, and I may spring for shame pizza as well
Shame pizza is always the way
You’re moving? Where to/from?
Just moving some of my bigger furniture from CA to Chicago. I originally wanted to move from my current apartment to somewhere smaller and closer to the farm where I ride, but turns out it might actually be cheaper to stay in my 2BR just because I’ve been there so long! But with the furniture in Chicago I’ll have more flexibility if I do find a place down in Gilroy or Morgan Hill so it still works out as a good idea. And more room for hammocks 😛
Pretty messed up that a lot of Dan Schneider shows are on streaming platforms. These shows are close to 20 years old in some cases.
So Bill Maher will try to fuck them raw after smoking too much pot
That’s way older than Schneider likes ’em.
The handyman on One Day at a Time? I thought he was just pervy for the mom character??
Shit, that took me too long. Well done.
Woody fucking Johnson just bought 43% of Crystal Palace FC so I need to collect all my other thoughts except, “Welp, they just won their last cup!” and that Mr. Johnson has angered some very powerful forces indeed.
“43% of a Woody Johnson? That’s what, like an inch-and-a-half?” – Deanna Favre, doing a quick calculation
She must be in a good mood to round up to 50%!
Huh, I was half-heartedly supporting Palace, in a who gives a shit about soccer way. Guess I’ll have to find another team to pay only a little attention too. So many of them are problematic, with godawful owners/ managers/ players that it’s hard to pick one that’s reasonably competitive and that won’t give me that unclean feeling. Maybe I should just go with my first inclination, and ignore the EPL entirely?
Good call. La Liga is where it’s at
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