I’m going continue the bit with the lists but we’re getting close to the end of this series of posts as the season is close. SOON! Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter C:
- Conan (the Barbarian AND the talk show host!)
- Corona (the beer, not the city)
- Chameleons (The animal kind, not the people kind)
- Caramel
- Cinnamon (the spice, not the stripper)
- Cinnabon
- Cannolis
- Coffee Crisp (h/t Canada)
- Canada
- Canadians
- Connect 4
- Cory (see below)
I could go on. However, I need to move on.
So, aside from THAT, what is there to talk about?
Golf Update
I play in a memorial round tomorrow for a long-time member of one of my clubs that passed away. He was a big USC fan, so I’ll be wearing USC colors all day. So many people from my youth would make so much fun of me. It’s great I don’t know where they are or if they’re even alive!
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Sports Update
This weekend, the NFL preseason concludes. How many games did you actually see? Portions of games? Highlights?
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Other Updates
I don’t remember who used to do the Saturday Night Open Threads during the season. Do you? If anyone wants to take this slot, let us know! I would love to see a college football column in this space, but I don’t know if Hippo would be up for it. If you’ve ever wanted to write, here’s your opportunity!
I am looking forward to a nice long Labor Day weekend. I may take an extra day or two and make it super long. Deanna Favre is so jelly right now.
I have told Game Time Decision that I am willing to be the co-commissioner for the Freezer Vodka league! I am now destined to be relegated. Good luck to all the participants, specially the newbies that promoted last year!
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In this space, I will tell you what I’m drinking as I type this post. Today’s beverage is Vietnamese coffee. I’ll be up for days!
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Your weekly Psych pic:
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Your weekly hot girl pic:
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Your weekly music video:
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One last thing:
Seriously, hat tip to Brocky:
I swear I saw the Rrrrrrrramit mascot here
Ok I’m not insane.
Two things can be true
These seats don’t suck.
Let us know if West Coast activates you as a tactical sub
I’m ready to kick a ball around if needed.
I dont know. Seem kind of far from the other side of the stadium….
Sup
This is over my house right now. Good thing I’m wearing pants….
Um, wut?
Wearing pants is never a good thing.
Beginning of the Chargers / Rams game:
His skin actually looks a lot better lately. I think he’s getting treatments of some kind.
So cool!!!
Let us know what happens when you try streaking
Do we have a headquarters in Melbourne or do we need to take action?
Dammit, secret’s out.
G’day Sharkbait. C’mon up for some chazzwozzers.
I used to live five minutes from this place. I know I posted it a decade ago, too.
It makes sense that our storefront would sell hooker furniture.
YES!!
Ciao tutti. My favorite letter C thing is a good Coffeehouse. Where stimulation is always in the cup, and frequently in the scenery.
Spam just kicked my ass at Yahtzee!
Won the rematch!
Balls up 2-1!
-Balls down from 2-1. Lance Armstrong nods sadly.
Balls up 3-1.
Will he win the series?
Ballsy wins the series 4-1!
Butt slaps all around!
Thanks, a little hard, but thanks.
I am bad at Yahtzee defense
For a second I thought that said syphilis. I should stop drinking.
A friend that works at the Budweiser plant gave me a 30 pack of beer 3 months ago.
On Friday he asked me if I wanted more. I politely declined since I still have 27 left.
It’s Bud light, not great but it was free.
The one in Van Nuys? I love the smell you get within a one mile radius of that place!
Yes. I’ve also been to a couple of the company picnics.
Fun fact: it used to be an amusement park in the 60s and 70s.
Duffland? Remember the Seven Duffs?
https://youtu.be/yj5B-9eEWKI?si=5cMCfkYRKKROiT7k
So great. The “Shut up” at the end always gets me…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvCQ80Brkw0
Busch Gardens!!
I went there in the early 70’s.
Hey, you’ve got beer to parboil brats in & make chili with for the next few years…
I’m already at one eye closed to see straight and Liga MX on TV drunk. And the Liga MX is a documentary on black girls polo. And I’m actdually liking this coumentary.
The Sexi Mexi has started now and totally interrupted the documentary. Can’t tell if I’m happy or sad on this change of programming.
https://ibb.co/BKSkGxcL
Dodgers pitcher Balakey Snell pitching a shutout through 6.
I was at that game! At one point the Dodgers had 6 runs with only 3 hits.
https://ibb.co/Qvk2z6SK
Schlitz is to undo the gay, but Schmitt’s is the gay beer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCOSejS1SSY&pp=ygUTc2NobWl0dHMgZ2F5IGZhcmxledIHCQmtCQGHKiGM7w%3D%3D
Lowratio, why not you?
Youngest stepson moved out 7 years ago. Good kid, we always got along pretty well, unlike his weiner old brother— but that’s a story for another time.
Anyways, my wife tells me today that he’s going to be staying with us “for a while” since he and his gf broke up. I guess I need to put on some pants now.
I think that situation requires less pants.
Its also going to require moar drinking.
Best get your slapping hand in shape.
I’m putting him to work tomorrow, I have a leaking toilet I need to fix.
This battle of LA was entertaining, but I think I’m footballed out for today. Who’s the night game, the Donks and someone?
So I watched teh 400 Blows last night – no you simps it’s not an adult feature – and man, it was pretty good. Also brutal. I didn’t know French people had the balls to be mean to each other.
I think that’s a repressed memory for our Fozz. Best let sleeping dogs lie!
God, I still want to crucify every fucking person involved with that streaming shit show
Maybe not so repressed after all?
Forgot about moi
-Marquis De Sade
That’s a great movie.
If you’re 30 years old, adn you go to a birthday party and you smell like a dead fetus stuffed into a dirty sweat sock, maybeyou need to learn about personal hygience. Jesus god, my sister’s stepson smelled like a walking pile of fucking medical waste.
Oh no. Is patchouli oil making a comeback?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTSXVPLSTLA
I grew up watching boxing with my father and grandfather. My sons are huge MMA fans. I just can’t get into that shit.
also, I am old.
Boxing is the only sport my father liked.
He would watch the Dodgers but only when Fernando pitched.
Fuck the UFC and the giant douche that runs it.
Liking former Mountaineer QB, and Duke’s Mayo Bowl MVP Garrett Greene playing tight end for the Bucs. He just won the game for Tampa.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SUDXn6dL1c
surprised not part of a Space Needle exchange program
If you have the choice, do not watch this.
-Is it powered by clean coal?
powered by the wind of fish thrown around
As is our custom in these parts.
Art Smith shows us his technique:
Bears and Steelers have the exact same futures odds for the Owl right now
Lol, neither will be within a mile of the Owl.
Yeah, sounds about right.
I’m approaching this season with an attitude of bemused detachment.
BLEERGH! Plaid! Reds being good and dumb!
Cincinnati is Cincinnatiing!
It looks fun to be a detective on a Caribbean island with a lizard that hangs around in your shack on the beach
IT IS!!
Damn, RIP Lucy Pinder.
Damn.
…?
Just found out this lady, pictured above, has passed.
I’m not finding that news anywhere. Seriously.
This is why you shouldn’t consume lame stream media. They never tell it straight. Anyway, turns out it was a different Lucy Pinder that died.
That must have been a relief for Lucy Pinder!
For one of them, certainly. The other one hasn’t had much say in the matter since.
Bummer
Watching Rammit Chargers halftime show.
The Chargers injured their Johnson. Ouch, I hate when that happens.
It’s funny that they are on two local channels. One is the Chargers broadcast and the other is the Rams broadcast.
Watching the Chargers feed. Local commercials are hilarious while I fast forward through them
It’s also hilarious how they show the beach in Santa Monica.
Motherfucker, on a Saturday afternoon that’s a 90 minute drive from Inglewood.
That shit ain’t local.
They should show the big cemetery in Inglewood, or maybe some bail bond joints.
Rosco’s at least!
Or the Sizzler on Manchester.
that Kenny Rodgers imitation chicken recipe was worth the dry brine, 18 hour marinade, to dry rub to every 30-15 minute basting. a succulent meal
that restaurant was one time the gambler folded too fast, still lives on in the east.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if27InJBtEI
Nicely done.
That Dairy Challenge skit is fucking hilaroUs.
Nectarines are in season for about the next two weeks, everyone should avail themselves of some
I had a couple of perfectly ripe nectarines this year, first time in ages I’ve gotten some that weren’t rocks or mush. They were great!
Word. Here’s a fun way to utilize them:
https://imbibemagazine.com/recipe/white-nectarine-sangria/
I am going to make this on Monday to celebrate finally getting last years taxes done! Or to drown my sorrows because of last years taxes, who knows?
Hey, as long as you get loaded on delicious sangria…
We have a few.
https://ibb.co/fY50SLMB
Hey, Jets! Lookit ’em go!
/everything stinks
Right into the field.
Pete Carroll says that what they want you to see maaaan.
Bucs receiver just broked his neck/brain…
Looks like Raiders are in mid season form!
Up 3 with a minute to play and they lose on two field goals…
Did they lose, though? Would you count a loss in a practice scrimmage? What about a race to the corner against a stranger on the other side of the street?
Preseason games are the worst things that have ever been created and televised in the history of sports.