Out of curiosity I took a wee peek at all the Thursday evening games and there looks to be a focus on divisional games so at the very least the tilts will mean something. I mean, who wants to see a Texans/Jags-type game on primetime? And by the way, the Thanksgiving tripleheader is excellent.
Flotsam & Jetsam:
-Purdy looks to be gone multiple weeks as he doubled up on his injuries, suffering a turf toe-ish thing as well as a shoulder owie. Into the breach is Magic Mac (Jones) whose first start will be vs the Saints so there shouldn’t be too much worry there.
-He’s fast and a virus that can affect both a locker room and virtually any domestic situation negatively. The Fins are dissembling before your eyes and Tyreek will be gone before week 6. Trouble is, the Miami brain trust probably thinks that they can get a 3rd-rounder for him. Silly boys!
-Chris Godwin was back at practice just under a year after absolutely wrecking his ankle. I hope he’s not rushing back too quick because rook wr Egbuka has shown that the former might be expendable.
To The Game!
Commies/Packers:
-Deebo Usage: If you’ve watched him over the years you saw that he was a guy that did really well on slant plays, usually breaking a tackle and getting extra yards. OC Kingsbury had something a little different in mind, having him make 5 catches that were thrown more than 10 air yards down the field-something he’s done only six times in his entire career.
-According to PFF’s metrics Jayden Daniels graded out in the Top Ten in both throwing and running categories. The latter ability impressed me (even though it was vs the Giants) in that he’s got both the escapability and speed of a younger Mahomes.
-Let’s not forget his counterpart Love, who hasn’t thrown a pick in eight straight regular season games. (although there was that 3 INT playoff game against the Eagles in the playoffs sandwiched in there)
-I’m curious to get another look at rook rb Croskery-Merritt because he had 82 yards on 10 carries. But taking a closer look there, if you subtract the one long run of 42 yards that ypc average dips to 4.4. So the question becomes, “Did he get lucky and break a long one or is he that type of back that is a threat to break free on a semi-regular basis?” Fantasy goobers must know!
Bring your best.
¡PALO!
I am rather enjoying this edition of Doinkday Night Football.
big ole DOINK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7HNjpP87W0
BIG OL DOINKS
DOINK! in Green Bay! Finish your cheese curds and chug a beer!
Now I want cheese curds from the pizza place in Sister Bay. Fuck those are great.
Hi Doink!
FACKIN GO SAWKS, NO ONE DENIES THIS!
It’s the first time that disgusting orange pervert has been in a changing room that didn’t have underage beauty pageant contestants in it.
Damn right! Boston definitely doesn’t have any issues with race or other things like that.
Hey! What do you think you’re doing! You can’t google Southie and Bussing! Thats not fair!
Cal Raleigh for MVP
jordan love getting his ring during his age 27 year, just as favre and rodgers before his, would be annoying as fuck but the good news means he and the packers will embarrassingly win jack shit after this
It also guarantees he’ll have a spiteful, passive-aggressive divorce from the Packers, and be the mega-YUGE free agent signing with the Jest in 2033.
Oh Bleergh please
As a Packer fan I Sooooo want this to happen again
Bonus points if Jenn Sterger has a younger sister in media.
That was a Big Gay Kick!
SHIT! Someone had a comment below about the Oregon Ducks and I really should have turned it into a Charlie Kirk joke.
You’re slipping.
Parsons no match for Tunsil’s contact high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7WGbHXia7U
Keep seeing bodies on the turf. Are they playing this game in Utah?
jordan love is killing DC assholes and cannot be caught
yep.
wood artist?
my favorite famous wood artists are nina hartley, kendra lust and lisa ann
Charlie Kirk did some good work with crosses, but he burned them all afterward.
they wanna make charlie kirk’s death an even bigger deal, while the feds botch the chase into getting the shooter that still be roaming free
probably not a good idea, you guys!
I am ALL OVER FoxNews’ various stations just hopping between Charlie coverage and analysis. A couple points:
By this I take it that the suspect isn’t a white male?
Figured out how to injure a guy on an extra point
Never change green bay
A Golden Tiddy would be appreciated. Hail Gamblor.
he caught that pass just like charlie kirk caught that bullet: a bunch of people cheered and a bunch of chuds in dc were angered and disgusted
I feel like there’s a joke about the skin complexion or the people cheering, but we all know white people loved Charlie
So I just tuned in, who’s 27th birthday is it?
Definitely not Charlie Kirk’s.
Grumble. I feel like I used up all my A material. Come on, Rikki, get it together.
You can’t just shotgun the jokes. Take a deep breath, hold it, focus your aim and then fire off the joke.
I’m sure it’ll hit the clubhouse like a well aimed rifle and the laughs will flow like arterial spurt from a neck wound.
Is there such a thing as a low-powered rifle?
Does the hot blonde on the TV have any clue what she’s saying when she mouths the sounds, “thirty-aught-six”?
More like low powered ammo, such as a .22 short we usually used for target practice and squirrel hunting.
Jesus christ dude
Hate you for making laugh at this
love’s this nov
Alright tell me I’m not the only one getting vertigo from the new camera angles
Trump might want to get a big feather boa on which to hang Charlie Kirk’s medal of whatever.
You know — to draw the peep-holes away from Charlie’s old creep-hole, knowwhatimean?
Evening all. Hotel internet has let me down as I cannot get the game to stream. The Oregon Duck’s are staying at the same hotel as we are in Chicago. I thought the players would be bigger.
You’re thinking of the Oregon Geese
I had some classes with football players at IU, and I agree I thought most of the players would be larger.
Then again was the worst fucking team in the conference, so it makes sense they were on the small side
I like to think Kirk Herbsteit plays a card game of canasta with Al Michaels and Lee Corso as they talk about the good ole days were slapping a women for getting out of line.
“Jim Brown. Now there was a man’s man.”
I consider the above comment “pinching them on the butt for doing a good job” proper office environment erasure.
Well, to nobody’s surprise, Kliff Kingsbury sucks ass again.
Hey! It’s not Kliff’s fault Arizona straddled him with —
::checks notes::
The handpicked quarterback he had been pursuing since high school.
The Scenario: Six months from now Charlie Kirk’s wife (Erika Lane Frantzve) is sitting at a bar. What’s your best pickup line?
Me: “Really love your ‘I want to be subjugated’ vibe. How about lunch tomorrow? I won’t be bringing a wallet.”
“I hear those Manosphere guys are really into tradwife lesbian porn”
Nope, I hear it’s all twink porn for them.
“I’m not vaccinated.”
Me:”Sad to hear about your late husband but it’s a good thing at the end he finally started leaning left on the gun control issue. Anyways bartender I’ll have a corpse reviver.”
oh my god
want to go back to my place and watch some of The Head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtk2fG6sraE
“hey baby, thought I’d come over here and take a shot…wait, where are you going?”
27 club you say
Not interested.
-M. Gaetz, FL
because nothing bad has ever happened to a celebrity when they turn 27
nope. nada.
This Ekeler character looks washed….GET ME JACORY CROSKEY-MERRITT!!
https://ibb.co/BV5YSMjN
https://ibb.co/bgkPfs9V
Will never not be funny.
Hopefully, the next communication from me will be from the PSAP.
don’t worry, we’ll recycle to teh EXTREME
That $100K reward would sure help some Utah family deal with their decreased household purchasing power under current administration policies.
Don’t be so dismissive. That’s enough to buy a child bride out of her “contract” at Epstein Island.
WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lets goooooo giant spider halftime
I regret not being retired. Else I would be an early adopter to “Charlie Kirk Cementary Plot Tourism”.
I’d be the most trusted on Trip Advisor because I’ll have a waste-dumping permit.
All these news networks rehabbing Charlie Kirk’s image are like “Really, the worst thing you could say about him is that he got fantastically wealthy by selling poisoned candy to children…”
You know who doesn’t look so stupid now?
No. She still looks very stupid.
And I doubt that plate carrier actually has any plates in it.
“The only plate a woman should be carrying is the one that contains my dinner.” – Harrison Butker
QBs should have to choose either all slides or no slides before each game. It’s worse when they actually shoulder fake a slide but even without that defenders are all trained to let up when tackling them
Fake Slides should be Unsportsmanlike Conduct.
The fake jog out of bounds pisses me off, Mahomes is a master of it
Having just spent a day celebrating a man being shot in the throat I suppose it would be hypocritical of me not rejoice when a broken collarbone aids my parlay.
Stupid Kraft Singles not even real cheese
And there goes his hammie
I’m surprised there hasn’t been a presidential decree that singles are real cheese. I welcome it.
They are about the same color as Trump’s ‘totally real’ tan
is Green Bay legit good? Don’t think I approve of that.
Imma wait to pass judgement, mostly because their WR situation was really irritating for fantasy last year and I’m not sure they can overcome that
You can’t choke away a lead without getting a lead?
The entire NFC North are very good-to-Superb Owl contenders. The only franchise that will ever win any Owls will be Green Bay, and Green Bay alone.
Because we touch ourselves every night.
Nice job Trey Amos! Looks like there are a few decent rookie defensive backs this year
You know Al Micheals is a big fan of Daniels and nawt Jayden but Jack.
Bill, as Croskey-Merritt conveniently goes by, is likely going to have an Alfred Morris type rookie year with the advantage of a faster cut.
Love lucked out with the dropped interception last week. No idea if the Washington D is actually better or if it was just the Giants with Charmslinger so looking forward to seeing how this week goes
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/browns-db-gives-surprising-answer-when-asked-about-stopping-ravens-rb-derrick-henry-its-not-hard/
Time to bet heavily on Baltimore. Also, Henry may stiff arm this guy into the stands.
its not hard aka i dont intend to try very much
I’m just curious why the Browns are chirping. They’re the Browns.
#ThePauls
early season only time they can get it in
and as a lolfins fan i envy them so
Yeah that seems more of thing for the Cardinals to do.
1980: “DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?”
2025: [heavy sigh] “Do you believe in Metamucil?”
-Al Michaels
Free Bill! Run rampant young man!
So long as all your checkdowns are belong to Ekeler
i just made a last minute bench decision on him so you should be good to go!
Ugh, gag. It’s Al Michaels.
This is also NAWT mandatory football, right?
I don’t think so, but we reserve the right to talk about you behind your back and donate in your name to the Republican charities/slush funds.
I will come to Ohio and beat you with a couch
Bullshit, like anyone would voluntarily choose to go to Ohio.
Can probably eat a cat or dog if it strikes your fancy.
you are correct, sir
/Phil Hartman as Ed McMahon voice
depends on how much fantasy action you got in it, rolling Jayden and Ertz so even garbage could be entertainment
This has potential to be an entertaining Thursday night game, and you’re looking to bounce? Do you know how rare these are? You’re more likely to hit the $1.2 billion Powerball while simultaneously being launched into space as Elon’s guest, along with Limberg’s baby and Bigfoot.
THIS
Would you like to know just how small Canada is despite it’s vast geography? The comedic sidekick in CBC’s Murdoch Mysteries is Jonny Harris. He also has a show on the same network by the name of “Still Standing”, about small towns that have managed to survive once the money left. He did an episode on my hometown and I recognized 6 people in the audience.
/the long-time owner of a sporting goods store
/the older sister of a high school girlfriend
/the owner of a restaurant that I do business with
/a doctor that I went through school with
/my first English language teacher
/a cashier at the beer store
//kindaamazing
Take heart, fellow (imaginary) chums – just 17 days until first glorioUs MANDATORIUM of the 2025 season
(adjacently artistic interpretation of waking up that early again for football)
If memory serves* regarding The First Mandatory, I did a Bloody Mary and crashed** at 4pm local time.
*it doesn’t
**passed out
..
Wait? None of this is mandatory yet?
ONLY when The Shield gives us a 14-hour bloc (ie, a Sunday morning game)
Facebook feed is now half Charlie Kirk. Seems like an okay guy with horrible views. My condolences to his family.
Now busy searching for My Little Pony, Whose Line Is It Anyway, What If videos, History Channel and sports to return the algorithm to normal. Any other suggestions you have to sweeten my feed?
Alice in Wonderland/Alice in Borderland
“Charissa Thompson” and “shoulders”
Senorita is finishing up OG Hollow Knight pre-Silksong so I have Hollow Knight lore and Taskmaster on my feed
MXC
I love this work schedule: Thursday nights are my Mondays, so shitty NFL. Friday and Saturday nights are college foobawls, Sunday speaks for itself, and Monday night is my Friday.
NO EXCUSES RISE & GRIND
“They say your casket is your eternal couch. So how about you make room for one more in there so daddy can get a taste?”
-JD Vance, AF2 Passenger
.
/watching a Youtuber cooking guy talk about a sandwich in Chicago
Guy: “It all started way back in 1996.”
Me: “Oh Fuck Right Off!”
Ha ha, everybody knows that history in Chicago ended on January 26, 1986.
Speaking of primetime games, there’s discussion of going to the December 1st Giants-Patriots Monday night game in Foxboro. Mrs. Sharkbait and her Brother being Giants fans are interested, as am I. However, given the state of these two franchises, I’m willing to bet that game gets flexed out at the earliest possible moment.