I agree with Chris Simms that McDaniel is getting a bum deal and it should be GM Chris Grier that should be taking a fair amount of heat. Although I admit that this ball of “Fire McDaniel” is rolling downhill and there’s little to stop it.
Flotsam and Jetsam:
-As if the tight end pickings weren’t skinny enough, now Tucker Kraft (the #1 fantasy guy at the spot) has tweaked a knee and his status is up in the air. If you are so affected, I’d suggest going out and getting some (Brenton) Strange.
-Welcome Back (non-Kotter division): The Commies are coming back to the city proper. As a Sens fan I understand fully what can happen when a combative, contrarian Melnyk-like owner is subtracted from a seemingly easy equation.
-Cardi B and Stefon Diggs have announced they’re expecting a child…to be on their doorstep during the early evening of October 31st. Anything for clicks, smgdh.
To The Game!
Fins/Bills:
-Tua Not Helping: That sexy offense from a very few years past is sputtering and his QBR reflects that. It’s 32nd in the league, ahead of only McCarthy and Ward. His Expected Points Per Dropback comes in at -0.12. I’ve been told that minuses are bad. (toxic relationships are an exception)
-Some doofus called rb Cook a “workhorse back” after he logged 21 carries last week. Both John Riggins and Earl Campbell tried to get out of their seats in protest but couldn’t quite pull it off.
-Them Bills are 11.5 faves in some places.
-That Fins D unit that finished 4th overall last year? Long gone. It’s been scored on in 13 of 15 possessions, excluding mercy kneel downs.
-The sharps in Vegas are doing an O/U of 50.5, so at least there’s that.
Do your blurst in the comments.
So, apparently Jesu can walk on water, but cannot fly a plane.
Jesus (at ATC): “Actually the Scripture is figurative. I don’t literally take the wheel; when you follow the Path of the Lord, it influences your actions and makes you a better person and…” (static) “…hello? Hello?”
CNN: “Why you need to avoid an 0-3 start in the NFL.”
Other related stories:
“Why kicks to the testicles are ill-advised.”
“Should you double-date with you wife and mistress?”
“Deep Cleaning: Using Bleach and Ammonia to Speed Up Spring Cleaning”
https://vimeo.com/705991336?share=copy#t=0
https://vimeo.com/709912465?share=copy#t=18
https://vimeo.com/707218768
Q: Gosh Brick, that’s amazing photography. Why didn’t you sink them?
A: We must not be selfish. Also the water was too shallow.
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That was a very good team not just risking injury while taking care of business. In the nfl that’s bad news for the mouse and good news for the cat.
Three of my breaks are at different times than usual. O/U on how many I accidentally work through as a result is 1.5.
There’s one. No bullshit; was scheduled for 12:30, and just noticed now. My time shows 12:39 EST. Hope yinz took the over!
Not much of a walk. It’s really juicy out tbere, it actually rained briefly this afternoon, and definitely did last night too. Hard to breathe, for an old wheezer like me. Plus, I’m lazy.
Remember “rain”? I’ve been told it’s when water falls out of the sky. It’s pretty amazing, but I haven’t seen it, so I don’t know if this “rain” actually exists. It could be a myth, like sasquatch, WVU’s offensive line being talented, and birds.
People say this “rain” comes from clouds, but we’ve all seen clouds floating up there in the sky. Water is heavy, if those clouds were really full of water they would come crashing down like giant water balloons!
So, how can we make a Tua trade to one of the Hawks, Raiders, or Bengals?
if his brain damage is contagious and infects their GMs
Just subconsciously opened the microwave when I was going to get a Trader Joes chocolate so its time for bed.
Did Tony G just say “now show them your tits?”
I have to get off my ass and take a walk. My phone sez I’ve only taken 40 steps today, lol.
Such bullshit. Ask that phone how many step it has taken today!
None without me, but I have taken many without IT.
Damn straight. Lousy machines…
[single tear falls from his console] – DJ 3000′
So a week from Monday we get LOLphins-Jest.
It’s because you all touch yourselves at night.
from twitch chat
“Baby I hear the Tua callin’, tossed picks and scrambled brains. Quite stylish.”
seattle do love them some washed qbs getting a 2nd/3rd chance
not good enough to be good
not bad enough to be fired
mcdaniel, livin the american dream
Showing the Norwood superb owl missed kick before a field goal is a interesting choice
Its past your bedtime sir.
I’m glad I went to a Bills game before that song became a thing
I had to look it up. Never heard it before.
Is Buffalo going to fuck around here?
Let’s find out!
You’ve got the eyes of a Tua
-NFL talking head
Yeah, that’s about right. Fun while it lasted, #LOLphins.
SUDDEN CHANGE!
And there it is
I thought that was a shitty spot.
That’s what happens when you shoot yourself in the fluke.
Nice fucking call. I didn’t realize teh Patriots were playing tonight.
Looking at the waivers I was deciding between the Bills D over Miami, (I have Denver, but didn’t trust them against San Diego after their performance last week), or Seattle against the Saints. While the Saints, as near as I can tell, wouldn’t finish higher than 3rd in the CFL, are indeed hapless, I thought back to McDaniel’s post-game presser and thought “now there’s a team about to implode”
Not only is Buffalo, projected to score nearly 12 points, about to produce a big fat -0-, Bogdanski, my opponent this week, picked up Seattle and is probably going to put up a 15 spot!!!
Anyway, I love fantasy football. It is fun.
I turned on the Amazon game and the audio kicked out within three seconds. I’ve been watching football for five minutes with no commentary. (sniff) Its beautiful.
I too would like this “problem”
I’m a little confused here… are we legally allowed to have two consecutive good Thursday games? When did that happen?
The darkest of timelines is upon us
It must be a bank error in our favor!
(although we’ll have to pay it back with interest later in th season which never happened in Monopoly dammit)
so perfect for an AI commercial tagline to be “find your problem”
https://ibb.co/ycMFdWW9
Ah shit, he quoted the ‘woke’ pro-immigrant sentiment on the Statue of Liberty so now the FCC is gonna cancel football
I would actually reall enjoy going to a cantelope festival where Josh Allen is the Cantelope King or whatever it is cantelope festivals have.
The king and queen of the festival have to get married before the festival ends, because they Cant Elope.
Honey,dew you hafta whip out the dad jokes ? It makes me meloncholy
watched some wimmins playoffs and folks, atlanta sports never beating the allegations
https://bsky.app/profile/cjzero.bsky.social/post/3lz5qrjzq322d
“I want to take low shot.
But will settle for one to the throat. ”
– Tyler Robinson, NOT* American Hero
*You see what I’m doing here.
Jack and Jill watched Tyreek Hill try to catch a football passer
Tyreek fell down, looked like a clown, and the Bills fans had some laughter
Dok, that was a haiku*.
*may not be accurate
Checkdown Chad Pennington bows his head to a true master
I just found my grandparent’s 1965 City and Library tax receipt for $70.63
Welcome to the start of another work “week” for this Yinzer, now featuring even less Jimmy Kimmel!
If Herr Orange really cared, he would gotten Fallon canceled. WRONG JIMMY, DONALD.
Here comes the paddlin’
Thursday Night Football is gonna get cancelled if they keep giving free airtime to this Ryan Fitzpatrick guy, dont they know he went to Harvard and is only there to spread their WOKE liberal aGENDA?
He went to Harvard? -J. Bettis, Detroit, MI
“I played basketball for Kent State in the early 2000s. Not sure if anyone’s heard about that before, but, I did! I’m also from Detroit.”
— Antonio G.,
San Diegoparts unknownby the look of the pic, another satisfied customer
She looks disturbingly like a friend of ours.
Is she making grilled cheese? Not what I would usually go with for a post-coital snack but willing to give it a try