And Now? More Games

We’ve got four on this slate which is more than acceptable, just the one dud so that’s nice.

To The Games!

Bucs/Seahawks:

Seattle’s offense seems a bit schizo. They have more runs for loss and no gain than anyone else and you kind of think of them as a rushing team. (or is that just The Carroll Hangover Effect?) Vea will help them add to that number. With respect to passing Darnold leads all of his peers in yards per attempt at 9.1. So the guy that no one fully trusts is holding the Seahawks together right now. According to the Bucs own metrics, Baker is tops in getting a result out of an extended play, meaning that he finds his third and fourth options more often than anyone else.

Lions/Bengals:

I didn’t look at the O/U knowing it should be sky high. Amon-Ra is on a heater with 6 TD’s already but I’ve the notion that Jameson is good for a couple few long-ish scores today vs what some may call a Cincy secondary. Whispers about Browning may grow louder after this game, ignoring the fact that he’ll have played three excellent defenses in spelling Burrow.

Commies/Chargers:

LA has some problems aside from the fact that they were handed an L by the Giants and a rookie QB making his first start. The o-line is missing both starting tackles for a period of time. Washington gets Daniels back but no word on McLaurin yet.

Titans/Cards:

Cam leads the league [checks notes] in being brought to the ground by defenders. Arizona is 5th in pass rush win rate. That spells trouble. Cards have lost their starting RB two weeks in a row so either Carter or Demercardo has to step up. Or maybe both. The Titans are 3-18 ATS under Callahan so you know where your money is going.

Do That Thing.

 

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Brocky

Holy shit the dolphins lost? Fuck that’s funny

Jimbo

Got to see the chargering in person.

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blaxabbath

Were the women dressed like WHA -?

Redshirt

What the hell kind of penalty was that?!

fleshwound_NPG

“Penalty. Too many garbage time Browning points. First down Detroit on the Cincy 10 yard line.”

Redshirt

His fantasy opponent must have started Chase.

Redshirt

The Safety Dance…delayed but never denied!

Don T

OH MY GAAAAA 1-4 WOOOOOOO
/coughs
uu🎉🥳

ballsofsteelandfury

We need a Blax rundown of Cardinals radio!

What a shit way to lose a game….

blaxabbath

I mean — where is the sense of urgency? Where is the leadership?

King Hippo

I seriously have NEVAR seen anything CLOSE to that bad.

Redshirt

As the resident expert and witness to painful, soul-scarring losses, I need to see the evidence before I can render my official opinion.

Redshirt

Though by seeing the snap with about equivalent force as Ivan Drago’s punch hit Kyler right in the facemask, I’m willing at admit there is enough for an investigation.

Redshirt

That would’ve been the game I would’ve turned on my Sirius app but the Bengals offense finally figured out the ball is supposed to go towards the goal points and not perpendicular to them.

Brocky

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Redshirt

Respect for Evan McPherson for diving into the pile to try to get the Onside Kick attempt.

blaxabbath

The Cardinals D at the end of the game with a two point lead looks like the Jets D before the half.

Redshirt

Jake Browning is garbage-timing himself into another start and keeping Zac Taylor’s head further from the guillotine.

blaxabbath

Has anyone had a Jack o lantern whopper?

LemonJello

And Buddy Cole’s response in 3…2…

Redshirt

Interesting Game Plan for Tennessee:

3rd & 2 ARI 20(4:53 – 4th) 1-C.Ward pass short left intended for 0-C.Ridley INTERCEPTED by 42-D.Taylor-Demerson (2-Ma.Wilson) at ARI 5. 42-D.Taylor-Demerson to ARI 5 for no gain. FUMBLES touched at ARI 6 RECOVERED by TEN-4-T.Lockett at ARI 0. TOUCHDOWN.

fleshwound_NPG

best thing about this is that some asshole somewhere probably lost $10,000 because of this play

blaxabbath

Good. Don’t gamble.

blaxabbath

I am always hoping the Cards choke away a gimmie but this one is laying the foundation for a world class Cardinals Talk The Arizona Cardinals Post-Game Call In Show.

King Hippo

Arizona is the dumbest team that ever FITBAW’ed.

fleshwound_NPG

meanwhile, the dirtball playoff game is becoming football

Beerguyrob

FUCK!

Mr. Ayo

Dammit Darnold

LemonJello

What a reta…uh, Very Special Play by Touch of Downs to end that game.

Redshirt

Some unlucky casino or app throw up a 3+Rec/3+Tackle bet and some lucky person threw a dollar on it.

blaxabbath

Chasing Larry Fitzgerald’s WR record.

Beerguyrob

This game is a clear defensive struggle.

King Hippo

Fucking Lion D/ST is fucking me and fucking me HARD

Redshirt

Bengals Big Play?! WE CAN STILL DO THAT?!

Redshirt

Flea Flicker WhatTheHellWasThat?!

Redshirt

See what happens when both teams are wearing A+ uniforms?!

King Hippo

These sudden changes is making Hippo dizzy.

litre_cola

Another one!

The Maestro

IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!

King Hippo

AGAIN???? AGAIN!!!!

Redshirt

Hey, the Bengals remembered where the endzone was!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Are we sure that wasn’t an accident?

LemonJello

HOLD ONTO THE FUCKING BALL WELL INTO THE END ZONE YOU CHUCKLEFUCK QARDS RB!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hey. I might be a little drunk.

LemonJello

Welcome to our little corner of the internet, Mr. Secretary of Defense.

BugEyedBoo

Secretary of WAR to you!

Beerguyrob

Hey Horatio, it might be time for Josh Donaldson.

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King Hippo

GO LEAFS GO!!!

ThePirateSloth

Me and my equally dumb friend might ty to pirate our way into Mariners tickets after the Seahawks game.

Updates will happen if it becomes a thing.

Beerguyrob

Good luck. I gave it the cursory try but WineWife doesn’t like my methods.

jjfozz

Reading “Hitler’s Furies” a deep dive into women in the third reich and their crimes. my god.

Beerguyrob

The wives of the camp commanders stick out for exceeding cruelty.

Brick Meathook
ThePirateSloth

@zymm whilst I’m still aware of the world, I can not make the Texans/Seahawks mnf game.

Doktor Zymm

Noted. Might look to see if I can find Bengals tickets for under $50

fleshwound_NPG

triple BLEERGH

Redshirt

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Doktor Zymm

The O-line might actually be moar effective behind the QB than in front

Brick Meathook

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Senor Weaselo

Crandall’s Acres? I’ve been calling it Krabappel’s. Why didn’t someone tell me? Oh, I’ve been making an idiot of myself!