There’s a decent amount of interesting storylines as far as individual teams are concerned even if some of matchups aren’t that compelling. Panthers favored over Dallas? Can Indy keep it going? I think the Pats might be for real? Can the Ravens turn the tide?
To The Games!
Cards/Colts:
Is Harrison finally finding his groove? During the last two weeks he’s had 7 explosive plays, more than doubling his total of two beforehand. The Colts ability to rush the ball will be tested as the Cards are surprisingly #1 in the league at defending designed run plays.
Chargers/Fins:
One more bad loss and McDaniel looks to be dead in the water. How likely is the L? The Chargers are 3-2 and the Miami coach is 3-14 vs teams with a winning record. Yikes!
Pats/Saints:
Olave has had only one game where he hasn’t been targeted less than 10 times-the problem is that with a qb like play-it-safe Rattler it hasn’t translated to more than a 59 yard outing. Does rook rb Henderson finally get the lion’s share of the carries? His buddy Stevenson has lost a fumble in three straight tilts.
Browns/Steelers:
That voodoo that he do has Pitt at 3-1 despite having a -2 point differential. Luckily the rest of the division are like deck chairs on the Titanic. The Steelers have won every single regular season game at Acrisure Stadium since 2004. Gabriel was cromulent in the way that rookie QB’s are in his first start last week. He was helped greatly by Judkins’ running-he looks like the real thing.
Cowboys/Panthers:
Dowdle was rightly full of himself (after running 200+ yards) last week, informing Dallas that they’d better “buckle up”. That run D that Jerrah sought to fix with the acquisition of Clark? It’s giving up 4.4 ypc. The Cowboys are unique in that to date they are scoring/giving up 30+ points on average. No pressure on Dak at all to keep the points flowing.
Seahawks/Jags:
I’d normally just throw Jax into the “weakest 4-1 team” slot but, hold on. First-time DC Campanile has improved the D in virtually every single category so last year’s book has to be thrown out. By the time opponents adjust the Jags will be fine in the division. Perhaps this will lead to Girlfriend playing more relaxed or is he just what he is?
Rams/Ravens:
Baltimore has allowed the most points over this five game stretch than at any other time in their history. They sure do need to slow the pace of games by, I don’t know, running the ball? The Ravens are 10-1 when King Henry runs for 90+ yards dontchaknow. Stafford will pass Marino for 9th in passing (he needs but 50) and he leads the league in air yards per attempt.
Do your thing.
That JAX touchdown being called back is heartbreaking
Penn State fires James Franklin amid unfathomable three-game slide in Big Ten play – CBS Sports
What’ve you done for me lately? “Thanks for rebuilding our program from the edge of the Death Penalty. Get the fudge out!”
AMERICA
so kyler and mhj were holding the cards back that much, huh
Chardavious Ward, too.
How the fuck are the Panteros beating the NGCP’s?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuWIWGlFc0M
Panteros!
The act is called The Cowboys.
Update:
They aren’t.
Saints got bailed out by a dodgy call like a sinner’s deathbed conversation.
The whole eastern seaboard must smell liked cooked ravens at this point.
Sorry Yinzers-you’re ahead handily but this is unwatchable dreck.
Evidently, you haven’t been watching STILLERS FOOBAWL for the last…. decade.
Good God! Why would I!?
You are going to spank my ass in the freezer vodka league. Congratulations on your first win. And fuck Rhamondre Stevenson with a rusty pitchfork!
To be fair, you never said the safe word. smh…
God damn it. Rodgers survives another week.
That tracks. Darkest Timeline. I’m in Hell.
No, that’s just Ohio
USELESSOTHERHEYWARDBROTHERDOWN
Ate too much leftover turkey. Lying on the floor of my parents’ living room with a sleeping pregnant Lady Maestro, who also did the same. Sister’s dog won’t stop farting in my face.
At least Drake Maye is awesome.
Steelers punter took a helmet to the nuts. First down!
I was about to say to myself that’s a lot of fans and then I realized the blue was the seats color.
sure dolphins just went behind to remain for rest of game, but did just learn of the concept of using left over pizza slices and making French Toast Pizza with them the next day. some real fat tech to use later in the season
Wait. Go back.
Tell me more.
This. I’m drooling and have a shame pizza ready to order.
You assholes are going to make get pizza…
Oooh pizza sounds good, maybe some wings too.
Same
JFC
https://cupofyum.com/recipes/french-toast-pizza-leftover-pizza-hack
Did you add syrup? I’m intrigued by this. Tell me more
1 buttock = 2 feet
There has to be a Rex Ryan joke in there somewhere.
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/ByEY/wise-secret-wife
Is this the commercial, @Wakezilla?
oh thats phenomenal
That’s fuckin’ great!
I’m totally going to use (company name here) when I need (product and/or service advertised).
ESPECIALLY the app makers (evergreen) and the advertisers (evergreen)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gI1cwbMpoI
“If wanted to watch some Cowboys struggling with their identity, I’d just stream Brokeback Mountain for the [counts on fingers] thirty-fifth time!”
-Horatio
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46572199/colts-richardson-inactive-hurting-eye-mishap-band
What the fuck is wrong at the Clots’ home locker room?
returned to be cast in the next Star Trek series?
I know what happened
Boutte running wild like the Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai
Shit. Penn State is going to take a school bus of money to Saban. I hope he declines. I really do hate the Penn State program. The program should have gotten the Death Penalty for the Sandusky abuse
smu shoulda nuked ncaa from orbit for getting the death penalty for far, far, far less
(they do have the money to buy a nuke)
Now that the Nick Saban’s School for Coaches Who Cant Coach Good is closed where do all these coaches go?
Hell
They’ll naturally gravitate to Met Stadium, like moths to their doom.
James Franklin is going to love the Chapel Hill weather.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fZvYGCGwLY
“We could be wrong but that’s alright
We’ll rise again”
penn state boosters when they hear about the buyout
Franklin recreating this video
https://youtu.be/7PmUtmfTmbg?t=6
Instead of watching any of these games, we’re off to the fall tradition of overpaying to pick our own apples. And I’m totally fine with that.
This is what you hath wrought, Monsieur Goodell.
Did anyone just see that “My stupid husband just got caught wiring money to his secret wife” commercial? WTF? 😂
No, but now I have to view it!
What makes it even funnier is that the husband is like, “next time I’ll use *product name* so it won’t charge me a non discreet fee” lol
when you have more than one western union , use Western Union
Chris Boswell: 9
Pauls: 0
AFC North Fever*, catch it!
*it’s typhus
pedo university still bringing the lols even on sunday
That was fast. And well deserved.
I think it’s going to cost them around 50 mil. Worth every penny!
That’s what she said
NO! He was just getting started with the hilarious losses.
Jones making a run for the end zone like Indy running from the boulder.
https://bsky.app/profile/jm539581.bsky.social/post/3m2zattlnek23
My Name is Puka start to play the same sad song
I really miss the Cowboys having a cromulent offensive line.
Along with the Giants having a dominant defensive line, I always regarded it as a given. It’s freakin’ rare that a scouting department and a coaching staff align for multiple decades.
Nate Newton probably has something to sell you that can help you forget the pain.
Puka Problem for RAMMIT. it didnt look like much on the replay
leg?
Foot. He’ll be alright.
Dallas DBs just watching the other Teams receivers just run by them.
It’s amazing.
This Dolphins/Clippers game, I call it Zheng He because there’s no D and it’s taking it’s viewers on lots of adventures
Nice call play for Dallas on 4th and Goal. And good job by Nepo Coach to go for it.
I just love CAR/DAL BLEERGH’s stern “I’m not angry, I’m disappointed” voice when announcing penalties.
I don’t get how that was a fumble, but it doesn’t matter since Fins just scored off it.Okay. From the other angle it was clear, and brutal.
Which is funny because this would be soul-crushing to me, but it must be pretty routine for the Fins to have recovered.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1o4ujdh/highlight_tuas_first_pass_of_the_game_is/
No Dallas game. I get the crappy Raiders 1pm game instead.
go for the stream in the east of Georgia (the country)
Ouch. Basically the watching experience of wet paint drying vs. weeds growing.
yeah, but that’s my can of paint.
Morning Folks
Stafford seems to have reverted to his Detroit form.
DONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
They have replayed that noise three times now; I think the producers enjoy hearing it as much as we do.
They closed my nearest, most favorite coffeeshop last week while I was in Los Angeles. This sucks. Yeah, it was Starbucks. So, what. The baristas were nice and people left me the fuck alone.
Starbucks is the closest one to my house, they know my name and my order and they’re always nice. I’m fine with them.
DOINK!
Happy real thanksgiving to all you mother Canuckers out there.
Say what you want about the 1-15 Miami Dolphins, but at least they were likeable. This year’s team is unlikeable and just fucking terrible
I appreciate the sentiment but the US Thanksgiving kicks all kinds of ass. A shit-ton of sports and a four day weekend that devolves into very little work activity for most of the way into the winter holidays for the lazy ones? (the vast majority of those fat fuckers) What’s not to like?
I am in BC, probably going to get drunk with BC Dick and watch sports all day. I have 0 issue with our thanksgiving. That being said I do take a personal day from work on US thanksgiving.
I got Monday off, too. FIVE-DAY WEEKEND, Yo!
Not feeling real thankful this year, but that could change if that fat orange fuck would just explode into a billion greasy pieces. I’m not asking for much!
The more you walk the greater the chance of that happening!*
*is something that should motivate you during your weight loss journey
It’s easier to be thankful looking at the news from a third-worldist perspective as the government burns many of the exploitative bridges that made this country better off than it deserves to be (you can see the future in what Europe, especially Germany, is doing in regarding to self-immolation of all their free-rider benefits like artificlally cheap energy, labor, currency, and market access). It hurts, but it’s just.
From an accelerationist perspective, Trump is the president this country needs and deserves. When the AI bubble bursts and the same evil cocksuckers get bailed out who were bailed out in 2008 and 2020, and no one does anything in response, we’ll have finally reached peak “You thought this was a democracy?” It is funny how this time, they have stopped pretending that they’re not exploiting this like the guy who ordered a put on Bitcoin and made $120 million in a day and a half last week when it cratered.
But, hey, Nobel just awarded the peace prize to Trump via his Latina Ahmed Chalabi puppet, so that’s great. Right?!?
any team with that era Ricky Williams was more likeable, this team feels more like they will pull Richie Incognito on staff
Ricky Williams was the shit and continues to be. In my mind he’s one of the most admirable retired players in the game.
/the sports press, at the NFL’s behest, tried to paint him as a weirdo-all the while he was an extraordinarily-gifted athlete just trying to live his life
Did the NFL end their deal with the pink scammers at Komen?
A while back, yeah.
Huh. I must be a little slow. Like Ralph Wiggum slow.
Nah, it’s perfectly understandable to be surprised that the NFL would cut ties with a scammer as long as they were still getting their kickback.
Holy crap! Fins getting their first TO out of the way right quick!
McDaniel sprucing up his application to be a Chiefs assistant
-10 passing yards
no greater tank commander than field marshal zhukov fields
Stakhavonite effort, Comrade!
I knew I should’ve started me over Fields!
I’m pretty sure the mucus from my last “clear it all out” sneeze just now got more yardage than the Jets.
It definitely got more through the air.
Easily. The J-E-S-T had -10 net passing yards. (Yes, negative ten)
Gots to go pickup new my car door speakers down to the car door speaker gettin’ place and then complete the installation of my new car radio, which is a deluxe model that works by mind control and includes short wave plus marine/aviation/police/fire/railroad bands.
With my new sound system coupled with my new windshield washer nozzle I might just start living in my car by choice, just to enjoy the luxury.
LATE BREAKING NEWS: I shall also replace the last two difficult spark plug wires and secure them with the bitchin’ new cable ties that just arrived from the Amazon.
https://ibb.co/ZRntDVrh
Are the J-E-S-T some sort of social experiment being put on the public at-large? There’s no way one organization can be so inept for so long without intent.
But then I see The Pauls and wonder again if there’s not just not hex on both franchises.
Yes, I am suggesting the Jest and Pauls are supernaturally bad.
No, that’s the Raiders. While Mark Davis’ long-term goals may be inscrutable to people like you and me, I assure you that…oh who am I kidding this was all just a ruse to scrape up the kind of money he needs to afford the quality of TONIGHT GIRLFRIEND to which he’s become accustomed.