Until tomorrow. It’s been a bit of a slog (he types at 12:20 EST) but we’ve been rewarded with this lovely fixture. Some folks have already gotten tired of Detroit being good for all of two years and five games. Really?
To The Game!
Lions/Chiefs:
-Goff is the only QB that Patty has met more than once and doesn’t have a W over.
-The spread is KC -1.5 and the O/U is a feisty 52.5.
-Detroit’s run game being as good as it is creates other opportunities-they run more play-action than pretty much everyone else and it’s been effective. That’s bad news for the Chiefs because they allow a 65% success rate on that play.
-On the other side of the field the Lions secondary is compromised. Both boundary cb’s are out and their starting safeties are questionable.
-KC hasn’t been getting much pressure from their edges lately so look for Spags to create some blitz packages. Thing is, if that leaves LaPorta and/or St. Brown in single coverage that could spell trouble.
Take it home.
🔱🔱🔱 Up!
Eat shit Toronto!
Perhaps the only positive thing from the London mess:
Granny in a Tupac shirt is what the world needs right now.
Meanwhile, Biggie’s legacy was being culturally appropriated by AWFLs to honor a racist judge whose main contribution to jurisprudence was proving that lifetime tenure for federal judges is immensely stupid and into the soundtrack of a hagiography for the biggest scumbag Founding Father (which took great effort) written by a guy who wasn’t thrown headfirst into his high school garbage bins enough by a real rapper.
I want to be clear that his bastardization of Ten Crack Commandments is so bad that I genuinely think less of anyone who likes anything Miranda has ever done.
Are you referring to Ginsberg? The American women’s football league? Genuinely confused, I googled and got no clarity
I got the RBG part. And I wholeheartedly agree. She held on too long out of ego or whatever and as a result there’s a 6-3 wing nut majority and the Supreme Court means nothing.
That is RBG’s legacy, not this ‘girl power’ ‘Notorious RBG’ bullshit people spout.
Also, fwiw, RBG wasn’t all that progressive on any issue what didn’t have to do with women’s rights. She hung out with Scalia for a reason.
For sure on RBG sticking around too long. Confused by the racist part and the AWLS.
Mahomes fails to get the first down and gets hit hard three times?
That’ll teach him to ignore Worthy and my parlay!
In the Resentment Scale, seeing a player you put on the bench excel on prime time is ranked 173, between “A smirk for a 16% Tip?” and “Hella Effective Dye-Job by a Coworker”
If you have grills put on your teeth you should immediately be unregistered to vote.
They already don’t vote.
Yeah, that Venn diagram is pretty clearly a pair of boobs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLUxBLeWb7M
I have the same feelings about tattoos taking up more than 50% of your body. Face tattoos are Automatic Disenfranchisement and a tribunal to see if your citizenship and reproductive status should be reviewed.
This ad is making me not want to see a Predator movie. Fuck.
Let me guess, Predator renounces violence and wants to talk about its feelings?
It’s just Predator doing the entire Springsteen album at a karaoke night.
That’s a different kind of predator
Cover your drinks, ladies.
That’s my script! Prologued by amolesting by Freddy Kruger.
If you haven’t seen Prey, you should.
Prey was good.
I’m starting to wonder if Xavier Worthy is even on the field or if we’re all hallucinating him.
I was watching the Mariners game and they were down 1-0. Took a break to
clean the houseplay video games and when I turned the game back on they were up 2-1.I can take a hint. Watching football now.
https://bsky.app/profile/grumpon.bsky.social/post/3m323eerhrc2z
You could waterboard my children in front of me and I would not agree to wear that shirt.
In case you’re wondering, I’m not watching this game either, and yet the Internet has still made me aware that Taylor Swift and Caitlin Clark are there in the same booth.
Where’s Bane when you need him?
P to the fucking Polanco!
🔱🔱🔱 Up!
The Blue Jays have a player named Addison Barger.
His nickname better be Argie.
Pan-Galactic Argie-Barger
UTAH! TWO! TWO! NO, MAKE IT THREE!
that’s not taungting?
Targeted taunting?
stupid sexy dumper
BIG DUMPER!!!!
If Travis Kelce doesn’t get pulled from the field for landing directly on his head, the NFL’s Concussion Protocols are laughable.
He’s a chief, rules never apply
Back injury, duh
He yelled at Andy Reid. Normal AF
“You OK? I learned it by watching you!!!”
Kelce fell on his head. Maybe he’s fixed now, like an old TV after a whack
How to Train Your Dragon. Is it a movie or an entry in Travis Kelce’s journal?
Trump flag in living room
Bible quotes all over the house
A conversation about Charlie Kirk’s wife (is she real or fake?)
All were seen and heard last night at my wife’s crazy ass Trumper Christian family’s get together
Every Republican woman is fake.
one of their biggest strengths is faking it
Now now. Some are legit hot. Let’s be fair.
Unfortunately the Republican women in power are either filled with more plastic than Barbie or look like an uneven pile of bullshit in a burlap sack.
Actually, so do most of the men
Hate literally makes one ugly.
Goddamn right.
This thing is 41, looks 61, and acts like a one-year-old.
.
Jared Goff’s cousin Jorkin probably had a tough time in high school.
probably voted most popular
better than uncle jack, tho
Never should have hyphenated with his Vietnamese mother’s maiden name, Ng-Goff
Tay-Tay!!!
Travis Kelce starring in Flowers for Algernon presented by Marc Ecko
BACK TO THE KITCHEN, BUTTKERFACE
(five minutes later)
There is a flag on the touchdown.
As a inernet freend, the only thing i want is the dodgers to lose
I like the cut of your jib.
THIS KANSAS CITY LOCKER ROOM, I CALL IT A LADY’S HYGIENE AISLE IN THE 1960S BECAUSE IT’S LOADED WITH DOUCHEBAGS
Arrowhead is one of the few stadiums I have no desire to go to a game at
JuJu Smith-Shuster is Pete Hegseth’s co-word for Benjamin Netanyahu
I’m too anxious to drink vodka, eat food, dabble in hobbies, watch football, and I won’t be able to sleep even after this stupid baseball game.
Once again, Fuck Toronto.
-The Ghost of Gen. Zebulon Pike
Had to look that up. Not happy about the story, if I’m honest.
Dude, good things be happening. I know, I lnow; stress gets too overwhelming—sorry. Maybe what could help is some pleasant, intelligible night reading
lol, but fuck that shit. JFC.
I just realized the third leg in my parlay is a Jahmyr Gibbs TD. The last couple of plays couldn’t have been worse for me.
Kill the momentum, forget the rules, antagonize the zebras. Triple Threat.
This season, if it’s a great play, you can bet there’s a flag. Fuck the NFL.
NO FUN LEAGUE in full effect.
BLEERGH spent five minutes trying to see how they could bail out the Chiefs.
God Fucking Damn It!
The Lions and their stupid goddamn trick plays.
oops
I thought the QB couldn’t go into motion under center?
Correct
Laws have been relaxed since Big Ben
Damn I love these uniforms in the ALCS
No surprise someone here likes going blue.
Bet heavily on Mahomes and the passing game? Detroit starts the game holding on to the ball for 17% of the game.
MEYOW!
Goff is morphing into Cutler
Having trouble seeing the game. This 105 pound dog thinks she owns the house.
Move bitch, get out the way
Go pee in the front yard. Take over her territory.
12/10. Good sit.
Mrs Fozz: “Can you go out and cut some chives for me?”
It is raining, dark and chilly.
I cut the chives, imagining they are Harbaugh, Ohr, and Bisciotti
Give her the chives.
“Couldn’t you find some that were more tender?”
“Try the grocery store. Football is coming on.”
Lukes just absolutely drilled that ball right off his own knee, and I have to wonder how this affects the Leafs’ chances at the Stanley Cup.
Heard the most rambling, incoherent conspiracy theory last night about 9-11. Apparently it involved a lawsuit, a trillion dollars in gold, and something else. I had only one beer in me, so that’s no excuse. Some people deserve a railroad spike to the spinal column.
More like some don’t.
*Opens backup freezer reserves of vodka*
Mariners should have challenged that call. Raleigh had a heel on home plate before Kirk got the tag on him.
Won’t matter when they 10 run rule them by the 6th.
one thing we’ve learned lately is that someone named kirk is not gonna hold up to a challenge very well
Could be a real turning point in the series
It’s time to fuck up Canuck Thanksgiving!
🔱🔱🔱 Up!
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I feel like I’m enroute to setting some kind of record. With only a single emergency start (Hunter Renfrow to replace Quinton Johnson), I currently have just 27 points – with only two players, including a questionable tight end, left to play.
Nobody got hurt mid-game, nobody was on bye, nobody is lighting things up on my bench…my entire team just laid a gigantic egg.
That’s even worse than my team! And Deebo might not play tomorrow
Brocky has an 18% chance of winning with one player left to go against me, and he didn’t fill four positions on his team..
Raccoon With A Meth Pipe did not have a week to be proud of, although being addicted to meth is probably precluding most things to be proud of no matter what.
After all this time, the Detroit Lions have gone from losers to lovable losers. But make no mistake, they are still losers.