Your Monday Night Double Header

Quality aside, staggered games are the best games, I keep telling myself. I’ve taught that having options is great so this is great.

Fallout:

-Yeah Shield, going through an entire game without committing a penalty is impossible. There’s too many goddamn moving parts on every single play. I’m not a Chiefs hater by any means-I think they’ve gotten to where they are in a much more palatable way than the Pats. But c’mon. Rather than go the conspiracy route I’ll tell myself it was incompetency.

-Baker is on a Roll: No Evans? No Godwin? No Egbuka? No Problem! The Hot-Takers that raised the notion of an MVP run after week three are looking good for once. Once. Usually if lesser QB’s elevate their play it’s due to having a connection with a wr. Yesterday he fell back on the Mr’s Johnson-Tex and Kameron. To me that indicates he’s seeing the entire field and running through his progressions.

-The Packers are looking pretty good but if they want to be the NFC  favorite the D has to improve. To date they have only two turnovers-last year they finished with 31. There will be some tight spots the rest of the way and the defense has to respond.

-The Titans had a chance to do something they’ve not since 2022-win two games in a row. The Raiders did not acquiesce.

-The Steelers are the best team in the AFC North! Entirely by default. Where are those calls for Tomlin’s head?

To The Games!

Bills/Falcons:

-The spread of 4 1/2 seems awfully skinny considering the overall problems that Atlanta has had offensively. I’m told the sharps in Vegas now regard home field as just a 1 1/2 point advantage these days which means that on a Wichita pitch Buffalo would be favored by just three. Interesting.

-And then I dug a bit deeper and noticed that Bijan racked up 181 all-purpose yards in his last game before the bye. Also, Bills linebacker Matt Milano has been ruled out and that the D is ranked 28th vs the run. The pieces are starting to fall into place.

-Atlanta needs this to stay in the running for a wild card spot behind the Bucs but they’re in a tough spot.

Bears/Commies:

-Rook running back Croskey-Merritt’s nickname is “Bill”. WTF?

-No wonder runinng backs are so devalued and interchangeable in coach’s minds. This guy was drafted in the last round and seems to be ascending to the top spot after only five weeks. Really, the premium is ‘fresh legs’ because, aside from the A-1 talents, these guys break down so fast. I honestly think that 10 years back I’ll look fondly on that one year that Cam Skattebo had before the leg injuries and concussions took their toll. He’ll not get a second contract-he just plays too reckless.

-Deebo looks to be a game-timer.

-Bears Rome Odunze is looking for his 5th straight TD catch.

-QB Daniels is the only dude in NFL history to amass 4,000 passing yards and 1,000 rushing yards by his 20th game.

Do your thing.

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Jimbo

Eat shit Brewers! ok back to football.

Bogdanski

How do the Brewers rise to the level of telling them to eat shit? Unless you’re an LA fan (understandable) but isn’t this the ultimate David vs Goliath? Are the Dodgers not the current Yankee’s and just buying championships? If Im missing something please let me know

Jimbo

LA fan.

Bogdanski

Fair

Horatio Cornblower

I would not try that hard to get out of the way of a pitched ball down 2 strikes and one run.

SonOfSpam

Yeah, he looked regretful. Hard to go against instinct.

/goes outside to poop, faces north

Horatio Cornblower

I would have held my ground.

Although to be fairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, my reaction time is such that I would have been drilled in the ribs 4 seconds before I registered that the ball was coming at me.

Duchess

Can the Bears learn how to tackle?

Horatio Cornblower

Bases loaded, 2 outs, a one-run game.

Who says baseball isn’t exciting?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Many many people

SonOfSpam

Doyers bringing in Treinen, like they’re Treinen to lose this.

SonOfSpam

Welp, he showed me (eventually, barely)

Doktor Zymm

I’m amazed no one has mentioned that Montez Sweat was on the Snyder Commies and was traded right around the team sale

BrettFavresColonoscopy

But did Antonio Gates play basketball?

fleshwound_NPG

and arrived to chicago just in time to see virginia halas mccaskey die!

Duchess

Traded during the fire sale under Riverboat Ron’s short tenure

Beerguyrob

Oh man, Dave Roberts is going to overmanage his way to a loss.

Brocky

Must be a day that ends in y

Horatio Cornblower

He sure gave it a shot.

Jimbo

He’s no Aaron Boone.

fleshwound_NPG

nfc east teams are allowed about a 1-2 year window of being “good-ish” before they become a pumpkin

commies are beyond the 1 year window and the iggles are gettin close to year 2

by 2027 we will be back to 8-9 nfc east division champion fights again

fleshwound_NPG

this is how the giants win. theyre due for yet another stupid deep playoff run

Beerguyrob

What was with the security guard on leave from ICE in the end zone?

fleshwound_NPG

i feel like if you come out of your bye week and you find a way to lose by multiple scores your coach should forfeit a months pay

fleshwound_NPG

but it helps playing a nfc east jabroni!

Beerguyrob

Jake Moody is having a TERRIBLE 2025 season. Going to be cut by two different teams before Week 8.

jjfozz

Joe Namath looking at Caleb Williams’ painted nails:

“Get a fur coat and some pantyhose and then we’ll talk. Until then, this is amateur hour.”

fleshwound_NPG

niners fans are laughing their asses off

Mr. Ayo

The Bearistocrats!

Col. Duke LaCross

3rd and 1. Line up under center and ram it down.

Goddammit.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

My assessment of the Bears at the end of that quarter:

https://youtu.be/7R2vQLhmmW4?si=A1rbyZWdgEVCWz73

Doktor Zymm

They’re really struggling to shake off their organizational malaise, but at least they aren’t the Browns

fleshwound_NPG

dumbasses, the clock was gonna run out to start the 4th quarter

why run a play, let alone THAT play

Beerguyrob

Canucks lost 5-2, so the season is over.

WCS

Yes, yes, yes, but the REAL question: HOW DOES THIS IMPACT THE LEAFS BLUE LINE?!

Duchess

And that’s what we call the BEARISTOCRATS!

Horatio Cornblower

Oh Christ, the Patriots are now in 1st in the AFC East. That’s just fahckin’ great.

jjfozz

WE HAHVE SAFFERD THROUGAH YEAHS OF PAIN AND DEFEAT! WE AWE OWED THIS!

WCS

NO ONE DENIES THIS

fleshwound_NPG

nashon wright. more like nashon wrong all night.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just turned the game on, so is that blown coverage my fault?

SonOfSpam

Thank you. I needed that TD from Daniels for a $ league, so I owe you a beer.

Next time I’m in (trying to remember where BFC lives)…Westphalia, you can collect.

Horatio Cornblower

We have always been at war with Westphalia.

WCS

Only from 1917-18, and 1941-45, though.

Doktor Zymm

How do you feel about rats?

Brocky

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Beerguyrob

Arthur Blank is on the sidelines. Falcons are fucked now.

Don T

Just like DeGaulle, Bills D can’t contain Allgeier

Horatio Cornblower

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Beerguyrob

Michael Vick would have had his dogs fight that Jackal.

fleshwound_NPG

not a good sign if the rules analyst is disagreeing with every other flag

Brocky

The nfl is desperate for the commanders to be a media darling

Beerguyrob

The field goal for the Bears was successful, so it was a fade not a slice.

Doktor Zymm

The more I look at them the more I hate these Commie unis

Horatio Cornblower

They’re not good.

WCS

homstarrunner dot com backslash haldo dot gif

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WCS

Eleven minutes into this shift, and I’m already ready for naptime. Did I miss anything notable other than the Falcons being forced out at the one-foot-line to end the first half.

jjfozz

I almost broke 100 in my fantasy football league. Also, I grew wings over night, which is fun and also scary.

WCS

What kind of wing plant did you grow? They usually don’t spring up in one night, so congrats on that.

fleshwound_NPG

MORE BLEERGH

fleshwound_NPG

BLEERGH has been pretty ticky-tack on the DBs in CHI/WSH

Doktor Zymm

Refs took the over

Wakezilla

Buffalo letting Bijan Robinson being open like that is certainly a choice

Horatio Cornblower

“That’s a critical error in the back end”

I’ll take “Things Balls Has Said At The End Of A Bad Date” for $1400, Ken.

Brocky

noah sewell rn

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fleshwound_NPG

this is actually what is inside the blue tent

Horatio Cornblower

So Buffalo’s window appears to have closed.

Wakezilla

I want to believe you, but the refs are looking for anything to call on the Dirty birds right now. You’d think the Bills were the 2024 KC Chiefs

Horatio Cornblower

I wasn’t talking about this game, per se, more so that the Bills really kinda suck in general.

jjfozz

Amazon Xmas commercial. Go fuck yourself, America

Redshirt

3rd & 1 and they do that.

Redshirt

YEAR OF THE BLOCK!

Wakezilla

Oh God, the Falcons are going to choke this game away

Brocky

You sound surprised

Wakezilla

I am a Penix believer, baby!

Horatio Cornblower

Dan Orlovsky: “If you’re looking at man coverage Drake London has to be your guy”

Me: “Shut the fuck up, Dan Orlovsky”

Brocky

Dan orlovsky could walk into the house looking like ace Ventura after falling in the shark tank and tell me it’s raining outside.

I would have to get up and look out the window because that’s how little I value his opinion

Beerguyrob

Kyle Pitts, fantasy poison, ladies and gentlemen.

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Last week, 20+ points, won’t make that in total for the rest of the season

Beerguyrob

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fleshwound_NPG

BIG OL DOINK

doinks
WCS

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SonOfSpam

GAYDOINK

Col. Duke LaCross

DONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!

Brick Meathook

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Horatio Cornblower

“grounded into double play”

That’s hilarious

fleshwound_NPG

everytime somebody says something is sicko we are reminded of baseball

fleshwound_NPG

[everytime jacory “bill” croskey-merritt runs the ball]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knZGvp8LJjQ

Brocky

I’d kill to have an nfl sized soaking tub in my house.

I’d settle for the hot tub to start working again

Horatio Cornblower

“He’s 190 lbs but he runs like he’s 220”

As someone much closer to 220 than I am to 190 I can assure you that Mr. Cook is not running like someone 220ish.

Gatoraids

maybe meant rolling down hill speed

Horatio Cornblower

“falling out of an airplane”

SonOfSpam

*not an old white 220