A bit of a weird matchup to end the week but both teams are over .500 and that’s all I ask for these prime time tilts.
Fallout:
-Injuries to relevant players include both McCarthy and Tee Higgins getting concussed. (Tee will be back-McCarthy? Depends on how well Brosmer plays and apparently the coaching staff loves him) Mayfield and Kamara had to be replaced and the Pats lost three offensive lineman.
-It only took 17 tries but Shadeur was the first Browns QB to win his inaugural start. Does it even matter who the last one was? He’ll give it another go next week despite Gabriel being healthy.
-2nd Half Adjustment: The Lions, Cowboys and Chiefs made them. The Giants, Eagles and Colts did not.
-At 1,303 receiving yards and counting Jaxson Smith-Njigba is on a pace to break Megatron’s record.
-Looks like we’ll see Burrow on Thursday evening and so many folks are saying “Why bother?” but that fails to account for Flacco’s play dropping off quite a bit.
-The stats only go back to 1978 but Stafford has thrown 27 straight TD’s without an interception which is a record.
To The Game!
Los Panteros/Niners:
-Rico Dowdle was a sensation for a bit but he’s running hot and cold at the moment-in three of his last four games his rushing totals are 54, 53 and 45.
-At his current pace McCaffrey will break Faulk’s receiving record for running backs. (1,048)
-Carolina has a .500 record on the road and San Fran is .500 at home.
-Los Panteros haven’t had an overall winning record this late in the season since 2018.
-Bryce Young’s play has been up and down but since he entered the league in ’23 he has 10 game-winning frives, including 4 this season.
-Tet McMillan leads all rook wr’s with 54 grabs and 748 yards.
Do that thing you do.
Not only was Jimmy Cliff alive up until yesterday, but, evidently he hadn’t died in like 2002 or ’03 as I previously thought.
That’s the Abe Vigoda rule: he died 10 years after you thought he died,
WCS: “56 hours + 2.5x hourly wage for Thanksgiving = I may actually be to afford Christmas this year!”
the universe: “LOL no”
Start refusing to forward messages unless the caller gives you $5.
I’m subscribing to your newsletter.
I’m under austerity measures this Christmas.
49ers win even tho Purdy play like a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8SKL4fniRM&list=RDGMEM6ijAnFTG9nX1G-kbWBUCJAVMW8SKL4fniRM
Ok, I can turn this shit off now, I finally saw what Joe Buck was wearing. I kept missing it when they showed him. I’m guessing he had to scramble to put some clothes on so his wife didn’t catch him fapping to Troy pictures.
Nice kick.
Thanks. That puppy had it coming.
“Kick? Ppfffttt. Weak sauce.”
-K. Noem, noted dog shooter
-some guy complimenting Heather Mills’ footwear
Latest installment in GAMBLOR Laughs:
Glad to see I havent missed much in this game
You missed Fozzie plotting to drug his in- laws for Thanksgiving.
“Tell your mother. I want her to know it was me.”
Diana Rigg was a badass one last time, then she died. That’s why I’ll never die.
That’s just a DFO bylaws, right? No dying. That’s what brought me in
Talk me out of +7000 on the Atlanta Falcons to win the NFC South.
Don’t bet the rent on it, but a few bucks? Sure
its the South Cousins bound to fuck you
Roll Tide
You’ll be like me who put $25 on the Giants when they were good-ish. Do you want to be me?! Do you want to be Redshirt?!
Nothing like getting out of the shower, settling in with a nice cup of cocoa to watch the rest of the game, then seeing Berman’s rotting corpse stumblefucking his way through the most painful 3 minutes in football.
I’d rather jerk off with baling wire.
In his paddock, Lowratio makes a note in his Trapper Keeper.
Why not both?
Today I got a haircut and bought a new toaster oven. This must be how conquistadors felt way back.
Only if you found gold at the barber shop and raped the toaster oven.
“Sure, in the G-rated version.” – Cormac McCarthy
You are truely a God among small appliances!
“Oh, this? Well, Jeffe, the locals call it coca-ine leaf. I dont know what it is, but I cant stop eating it. “
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9Q1GFsaeBIU&si=pQMb8418HsdqHq35
Well, that was a game. What’s that? I’m being told that its only halftime. Well, shit fire and save matches.
would be feeling alot better about having CMC down 56 if I was in a point per hand off league
I don’t think ESPN likes my VPN. TBSS, I guess.
Oh, yeah. On top of all the losses, JV Cincy’s fans/students saw Chase’s Spitgate and raised it by insulting an entire religion with a “F—- the Mormons!” chant. FC Cincinnati’s is over so it’s up to the Cyclones or the Musketeers to keep the momentum going.
The only thing more offensive would have been to invite some of the missionaries in for some of that “chili”
I thought that “fuck the Mormons” as a concept was something the Church of Latter Day Saints themselves encouraged, with the idea being that large families are a desirable thing and help grow the religion.
There’s the whole thing where your kids serve you on your planet in the afterlife right? But nawt sure how that works if kid isn’t raised Mormon
But aren’t you too busy serving your own Mormon parents to have time to be served by your Mormon kids? That’s some weird Inception shit, it’s giving me a headache. My big takeaway is that Mormons are fucking strange, don’t be a Mormon if you can help it.
Yeah, I always wondered about that too, I suspect they gloss over the fact that it’s basically a giant pyramid scheme. Nice temples though.
“Pyramid scheme, you say?”
– Pharoh Amenemhat III
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Fuuuuuuuuck! I need a better photo editing app, this Adobe one is horseshit.
One more try, then I’m giving up
Yay! Check out the cheap Chinese shirt, one sleeve is inexplicably Chargers instead of Steelers. We thought it was hilarious, so we kept it.
Oooh, somebody would have wages docked for that one, if they were paid any wages to begin with.
If I’m the 49ers, I’d consider having CBs run routes on Offense. If Purdy’s gonna throw to CBs all day, may as well be there’s!
Panther secondary is horny tonight.
I CALL THESE GUYS THE COUGARS CUZ THEY ARE THIRSTY FOR PURDY BALLS
Another Purdy interception. Can’t wait til the Panthers don’t take advantage.
So, from what I can infer from what has happened so far, Young’s strategy is to throw the ball the least number of times possible and Purdy’s strategy is to throw the game so the mob won’t break his kneecaps.
Bonus points for using “infer” correctly. I was watching an episode of Sandman and they fucked this up. That’s like five levels of script review and nobody caught it. Pissed me off so much.
Netflix, dude. Netflix.
Literacy doesn’t seem to be a prerequisite for copyeditor jobs nowadays
is it too soon for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
Not if Purdy keeps this shit up. (3rd pickerception thrown)
30 years and I still hate this song so fucking much.
Usually when there’s a Bryce and Brock playing QB in a football game it’s on a high school field in Massachusettes and the cheerleaders are kept under tight security at the post-game parties.
Those ropes and handcuffs are for their protection
No way!
Way!
🎶 Anything you can derp, I can derp better 🎶
The derping will continue until traumatic brain damage is cured.
Running the ball into the endzone is easy you know. No need for trickeration.
Just another coach trying to be the smartest person in the room only proving he’s definitely not.
Lookit me, all fancy pants with the ESPN!
I don’t care how fancy they are, you know the clubhouse rules.
What about wearing pants on our heads? Are we against the wearing of pants or just pants in general?
I had to wear them today. Vons frowns on nudity.
Were these the fancy pants in question?
The Steelers should’ve worn these with the Bumblebee jerseys.
Ooooooh! Let me see if I can find a picture of Gumby in his Steelers overalls. He was a stunner, my man!
It’s Queen night on the broadcast, but Queen Night in San Francisco is not totally unheard of.
I thought every night in San Francisco was Queen Night
Excellent demonstration of how not to tackle there.
So we’re hosting my wife’s mother’s side of the family for Thanksgiving. You know, the MAGA luvin, Jesus prayin, no drinkin’ dipshits.
Liquor will have no effect.
My question: Can you mix peyote and meth?
I’m sure you can do it once.
He only needs to spike their nog with it once.
Order some mushrooms of a grey site. That will for sure make it interesting.
You could use weed butter in everything
So then I’ll order the weed butter, swap it with the cooking butter and get everyone high as shit on Thanksgiving. Consider it done.
Need a Boots on the Ground of the Fozz Thanksgiving when this happens.
Looking forward to the weed burble comments
I think the breaking news on CNN will be sufficient.
I may take notes all day and put together a post for the weekend.
…and if the dinner goes sideways, the Defense Attorney will have something to work with.
Yeah, we love it when presented with notes indicating everything was planned out ahead of time…
Pretty sure the second bridge collapse will give it away.
Well hello to the woman singing hte national anthem.
I need Rikki to lose about 50 points with no one left on his roster playing tonight so Bondi Fetish Garden Noems has a chance to win this week.
It’s not looking too promising.
If Purdy gets injured and return of the Mac comes in I could be sunk which is sad as he didnt start a kicker either.
Yahoo didn’t let me put in the kicker on my roster! The waiver claim on a qb didn’t go through on Saturday! There was a terrible flood! It wasn’t my fault I swear to god
https://youtu.be/JFvujknrBuE?si=C7J3n_u_CWhgpYdB
Well, well, well, Mr. Buck. Someone went buck wild when they planned your wardrobe tonight.
Seriously, if I wore that I’d look like a drunk gorilla who had just been pushed out of a speeding police car.
The NOLA special
“Game winning frives” – french fried chives?
” . . .look, I fucking KNOW WHEN I GET AN EMAIL AND WHEN I DON’T! Seriously? You think I’m that fucking dumb? Fine. Yeah. Sure go to your parents. You’re a fucking child.”
Whoops, sorry that was background noise from a conversation I was having with my wife.
How you guys doing?
Um, pretty good. I probably shouldn’t complain.
Remember someone always has it worse than you. For now, that person is me.
Uh…good?
This seems like a good way to get out of hosting her side of the family for Thanksgiving.
If I can get 81.5 points out of Chubba Hubbard I can beat Blax.
Yahoo gives me a 1% chance of doing so.
“Beating ‘Blax’ you say? That sounds like something we both have an interest in.”
-way too many ICE thugs*
*Proud Boys, Oath Keepers, etc cosplaying as federal agents
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typical connecticut guy wants to beat blax smh
That’s offensive.
120 Minutes Project Playlist Update! I’m dipping my toes into the 90’s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIKUZjc4gVo
That home/road record double-weirdo stat is nuts.
Ugh, Panthers-49ers? I’ll watch, but I won’t like it.
So I just need Rico to get me 51 points tonight. Not asking for much!
And to be sua-ve about it?
Si!https://youtu.be/o8_f3kJOX_8?si=-aK-3Y-Ojj2Cb5kd
Mrs Cola needs 31 from Rico to beat me. Knowing this I made 2 prop bets on Rico so that should I lose I will still be happy
Smrt!
Tee Higgins is OUT for Turkey Night Football. Way too soon to get out of Concussion Protocol and they don’t want to rush him back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAjP5ogPN3A
Donovan McNabb watches this with existential dread, confused and terrified of such a reality.
I’m enjoying this video. Stall the game, please.