This was a good game many a moon ago but each of these teams are on an express elevator. The Pats are headed up and the Giants are looking for the sub-sub basement.
Flotsam and Jetsam:
-I Asked For Over-Easy!: That’s probably the best response Philly’s OC Kevin Patullo could have given after learning that his house was egged. (Litre was here the whole time) I’d wager that Eagles fans can’t afford toilet paper, if they even know what it is.
-So Long, Solid White Guy: Adam Thielen asked for and was given his release from the Vikes so that he could perhaps be picked up by a team that is making the playoffs. At 35, I’m sure he has no complaints, he had a good run and was hella smart signing with the Panthers and proving he wasn’t washed, prolonging his career an extra 3(?) seasons at least. Smart guy.
-Empty (Death) Threat: The Titans Special Teamer Julius Chesnutt claimed that a Jags player said he was going to ‘kill him’ during a skirmish. C’mon Julius, extreme rhetoric in your country has been cranked beyond 11 and you pass that on to reporters? Besides, the player spewing venom was a punter! When was the last time anyone took a punter seriously?
To The Game!
Giants/Pats:
-I figured that this was a done deal for New England but then Carolina won yesterday and then I got to thinking about the energy Dart brings to the offense and now I’m filled with 3% hope.
-With New York having a new DC, one might figure that a few blitzes and stunts may be a part of the game plan. It didn’t get more vanilla than with the last guy. [spits on ground] Honestly, there’s a ton of talent on the d-line, plenty in the secondary and the linebacker corps? They’ll be on the field, bless their hearts.
-Is Maye still getting some of that sweet, sweet MVP nectar from sportswriters? Seems like the bloom is off the rose there despite his exceptional play.
-One reason the Pats O has exceeded expectations is that the offensive line has been injury-free for the vast majority of the year. Until now-two starters are down and another is hobbled
Get at it.
Alright, I’m off to the other side of the world for a while. Don’t burn down the clubhouse without me.
Don’t worry, I rigged it so the beer tap shuts off the gas
Going through my paper books slower than usual, due to the previously mentioned lack of mass market paperbacks. The damn things are huge and don’t fit in my purse or any of my pockets so I can’t easily carry them around with me. I’m stuck playing dumb games on my phone or staring off into space whenever I sit down for a rest or take public transit somewhere. Not ideal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFmKj1n5wBQ
I regert nothing. NOTHING. (immediately regerts video not posting correctly)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UdmliU3EnI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQV98-UPIWk
Luckily I didn’t miss anything going to see a movie instead of the second half.
How was “Wicked 2: These Creeps Are Even Skinnier!”
My daughter, after a Wicked: For Good commecial was on, said out of nowhere, “These people all have eating disorders.”
Yeah but she said the same thing about Cannibal Holocaust and it turned out it was all fake anyways so how can we possibly trust her judgment on these things? Or yours as a parent for letting her watch it in the first place like seriously man what the heck is wrong with you?
Mrs. Sharkbait and I debated on getting tickets to this game with her brother and his fiancée. We all met at a bar instead. I think we made the wise choice. Happy drinking for me, Drinking to the draft pick for the other 3.
Missed all the game it seems. Not sure I’m thrilled that New England is cromulent again.
Well, that was way too close for comfort.
So close!
If only Zay Flowers had gotten even one point…
I forgot that Russell Wilson is on the VEP. Imagine getting benched for a Jart
The Heist isn’t working exactly as planned.
¿Por qué no los dos?
scheming for a way to lure the more embarrassing Devito on the field in the 2nd half and take out his ACL
The only other person I’ve seen who could pull off that look was Cynthia Rothrock.
Damnit…
Bonus!
Damnit, I’m not sure *either* of those is actually Cynthia Rothrock. Anyhow, you get my point.
So as I compile music for the 120 Minutes Playlist Project I often run into band and album names that give rise to…unsavory search results. I should have kept track of them. Tonight I made the terrible, terrible mistake of looking for the A-House album “On Our Big Fat Merry-Go-Round” by doing a search for “a-house big fat”.
Whoever is Ryan Clark’s stylist is an idiot. He always looks like a clown or a pimp.
“I’ll show you what it really means to get decleated.” – Giants kick returner to Giants kicker (paraphrased from his original statement of “my pudding depends on the coconut washing machine kitten.”)
Giants QB is still looking for his cleats from earlier
Shan’khlor is very confused right now, as is DOINK, over whose province that field goal “attempt” falls into. They’re talking about getting the lawyers involved.
Look, Koo just kicked the wrong, much bigger, ball.
Kraft looks like an aged Quasimodo
🎮
Me to Padre Weaselo, who just walked in: “Do you want to see the worst field goal attempt of all time?”
PW: “Can’t be worse than the Jets.”
Bumper music, Bad Company, except just Bad.
I’m going to lose to the Doktor because of that stupid kick that goes down as a sack and a 4 down stop.
Her KooKorrupter machine must be online.
Oh shit, they took the sack away and saved my bacon.
Does deloping count as a field goal miss?
What are the fucking odds?
Pretty good if Nina Hartley is in the room.
Turf DOINK!
Wire DOINK?
For a second he looked just like the cartoon image of Rex Grossman to a T (for throwing it DEEP)
Having a hard time login in to the game,despite doing my best with the infected laptop.*
* restarting constantly and pleading “Baby, the rest can have my bank and credit card info. You get my total devotion, no adblockers
/strokes numerical pad up and down”
Pasta was served in my house tonight with meatballs. As we sat to eat I noticed there was a splash of sauce on the wall and floorboard, along with two strands of pasta. Not one of my fuckhead children owned up to dropping it.
At least it wasn’t the ceiling?
At least I can mark off “Italian guy’s house is covered in red sauce and noodles” on my Stereotype Bingo Card.
Alright. Now it’s a ballgame.
Did the Patriots think they were playing the Jets?
no, it would be 28-0 now if that were the case
Rout’s on.
Of course my router is on, how else would I be streaming this beating
lookit these kids, thinking shortening router to rout is dope and fresh
*fetch
Stop trying to make fetch happen
“IF THAT BITCH DOESN’T STAY IN HER FUCKING LANE I’M GONNA RUN HER RIGHT THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD!”
That was me post meeting with someone who not only was telling me my job, but talking over me as I was speaking.
I’ve had it. My boss is gonna get his ear bent tomorrow morning.
If they are not your direct supervisor or your supervisor’s supervisor, it’s an informed suggestion.
He’s promised to talk to her about it. Hasn’t happened. i’m going to insist it happens tomorrow.
Document correspondence. Past recollection recorded. Offsite backups. CY-fucking-A
Ignore her ass. Ghost her. Eventually she’ll freak out and get in trouble.
I’m all for defending your QB but don’t shoot your team in the foot doing it (insert Plaxico Burress joke here). If you don’t like it, hit their QB just as hard.
Dart is going to be Dust at this rate
Haha. You suck #84
Of course he does, he’s on my team.
jim mcmahon speedrun wr now in jeopardy
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
How do you start a fight defending a Jaxson?
Game over?
/dans le notebook
Very Special TD!
I just want a high scoring game. I have Diggs, the Giants running back and TE, can’t remember either of their names
(weed), and I’m down by around 23 points. I’m getting relegated, but I would like to at least finish ahead of Zymm! The Patriots are wearing their good unis, so I’ll root for them
Girls Gone Relegated is a slightly lesser video series
After the extended weekend, this game is like the last bar rag sopping up at 3am with that one pearljam song playing. Y’know…the mumbly one!
The one about the wizard on a wave?
Exactly!
Bob Dole?
Oh fuck me. I didn’t realize coming to see the game at a bar would expose me to these two fucking dimwits spreading ear AIDScancer.
Slip a roofie into their drinks. If you just do it to knock them out and that’s it, I think you’re okay.
(NOT A LAWYER, DON’T DO IT!)
If I could do that to Troy and Joe I would have years ago.
Who wouldn’t?
I wouldn’t stop at knocking them out
knocking them up?
I think he’s talking about Joe and Troy.
Sorry. I meant the onscreen dickheads
“…playing like an mvp.”
you know who else was an mvp candidate, playing like one? danny derps a few weeks ago
Indiana Jones fell into a pit of snakes
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Derp
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Gravy
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Gloom
Indiana Jones and the Lost Crusade
Equity starts at home. Pass your drunk driving tips to your daughters.
I don’t care what the Divine Comedy says. Love is not found in the yearning, but in the actual violence. Related: Daylight savings time is toying with my football readiness
Either his account was hacked or firing their head coach is the 2nd worst thing Penn State has done.
There’s rumoUrs continuing that Paedo State is gonna go with Daboll. Which would be funnier than hayell.
Don’t get my hopes up just to dash them.
I think I fucked up my back exercising today. Therefore, fuck everything. Just perfected the White Tariff
-TARIFF Whisky*
-slightly less amount of milk
-dash of cinnamon ‘cause pffffffft + DEC
-mix then ice
* Dewars White Label. There was a bottle of J&B that was cheaper, but dint want to chsnnel a former life that ended in the early 70s
DFO PSA:
I really wish that was real.
The evolution of public discourse being what it is, it will be by February.
As it should be ✊🏼
Despite an excellent start I’ve been having a really difficult time with jetlag this trip. I wonder if it’s just getting older or if drinking less has something to do with it as well?
Our trip to Spain wrecked us like never before in terms of jet lag. But then six months later London was a piece of cake. So it could just be a fluke for you.
I’m wondering if winter has something to do with it as well, with the shorter days, although hasn’t been a problem before. The real culprit might actually be the street lamp I had outside my window the first 3 nights.
The VEP could totally be next year’s surprise team, they’ve got the shitty 4th quarter losses that characterized the Bears last year and the knack for picking up rookie talent. Just nawt so much on the staying healthy bit or the inspirational new leadership bit. But that could show up next year.
But yeah, this game they’re boned and I hope the NE defense gets 15+ points so my zombie team in Freezer Vodka can eat some flesh
Some of it is just trying too hard. Dart not sliding just to get 3 extra yards. Skattebo choosing to make a hole instead of rerouting his run. Players and fans do enjoy players that do that, but those hits add up, and they have.
SOB! That return TD just killed me. Congrats!