Or is it “Britches”? The game is in Dallas after all.
To The Game!
Vikes/Dingleberries:
-I call them the Dingleberries because they’re annoying and they’re clinging to their playoff hopes. (I dearly hope Philly won earlier and I don’t often say that, if ever)
-Eberflus continues to work his magic in maintaining Dallas’ last place position in pass defense. The man has a gift, folks. It’s so bad that McCarthy could be exhumed as a valid fantasy play by managers that dare to fly too close to the sun.
-Pickens is third in receiving at 1100+ yards but first in half-hearted route-running when the ball isn’t headed his way. He’s the leading contender for the “Albert Haynesworth Don’t Give A Shit” award. Imagine what his attitude would be if he wasn’t playing for his first big contract!
-Bad news for the Vikes-O’Connell is 1-7 on the road in prime time games.
-Minny could steal this game though-they’re playing their proposed starting lineup for only the second time this year.
-Both these teams could use playmakers on the defensive side of the ball-the Vikes have a -12 turnover differential, the Dingleberries are at a mere -8.
I’m done-it’s all youse guys now.
No one’s having a good day in Cheddar City.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSQ_t5TDwjC/?igsh=MTRrbWhtbjBqZmFudw==
Omg y’all. My life is insane sometimes. I’m sitting at this same bar, drinking with the actor who played the kid version of Mike Hanlon in IT (1990 TV movie). He is telling us about the rest of the kids, except Jonathan Brandis, like the kid who played Eddie is a bartender in Seattle, they are all friends and hang out.
This is just crazy and awesome.
I’ll pay your tab if you wait until he goes to the bathroom and then tie a red balloon to his chair.
Oh my God that would be amazing.
I’ll kick in money for the tip
I’ll pay double your tab if you can get him to reenact the sewer orgy with Lowratio
Tell him your imaginary internet Yinzer friend says that movie rules. I really do love it. Weirdly, I don’t find it all that scary; it’s just really good. It’s sort of faithful to the book, but, considering the likely budgetary restraints, it’s great.
Not joking when I state Brandis wasn’t that great of an actor in It. Probably the weakest of the group.
Yeah, his Bill was a huge disappointment for me. And I don’t even blame him, really – I think it was more miscasting than anything else.
Christ, Reiner and his wife were apparently stabbed to death.
Really hope this isn’t what I think it is, but it probably is.
I see I’m late with this, and it really says something about this fucking world that I’m relieved that their son was just nuts.
Christ, I’ll volunteer to colonize Venus, forget Mars.
SKOL?
SKOL!
Needed more Drew Pearson.
Being out of the country made it even easier to not watch this game.
Oooh. New episode of RWN on Operation Barbarossa dropped.
Yes! Thank you Garbage Time! Now off to couch, Cowboys!
EDIT: Wait, the Cowboys are still alive. Less than 1%, but still alive.
.
dak!Dak!Doh!
Nailed it!
/the Dallas coffin shut, that is
Some lady at this bar, who is a Colts fan, and also rather drunk, yelled at some other Colts fans who were questioning her Coltness.
She’s born and raised WA state, hates the Seahawks…. BUT LOVES TONY DUNGY AND IS A RIDE OR DIE DUNGY BITCH
Lady, you really shouldn’t admit that out loud.
She probably wants to hang a TONY DUNGY BEST DAD EVER banner from the rafters
Tell her to hang around to really prove her love
Now they’re saying Rob Reiner and his wife were murdered by their son. That’s enough internet for me tonight.
Oh. Fuck.
Fake news.
When I was in college there was a guy who flunked out and faked his transcript in an effort to transfer. He got caught, was confronted by his parents about it, and killed them. He was only 19 years old. I never murdered my parents, but at age 19 I did do some incredibly immature and irresponsible things. It appears that the Reiners’ kids are in their early thirties. How on earth could you do something like that at that age? Like…how?
If you understood it, that would be an issue.
Indeed.
Time to go into “Don’t ask questions you don’t want answered” mode.
Yep, shut er down. Nite everyone.
Hey, remember Miles Austin?
Does Miles Austin?
Zoe Saldana is basically printing her own money with how many ads she’s got going this season.
I already hate this Copenhagen series
Insurmountable lead
The NFC East has a very NFC East looking record table this season.
Um Rob Reiner maybe murdered?
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/investigations/2-found-dead-at-brentwood-mansion-owned-by-director-rob-reiner/3815886/
Inconceivable!
I mean, you never get involved a land war in Asia. Everyone knows that.
So it’s gonna be one of THOSE holiday seasons, huh….
…Does this mean we’re not playing Stonehenge tomorrow night?
Nailed it!
-B-Walsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU75aMjpFA8&list=PLIwM2W7e60ZO6YfRp1xl3nSMWjdbiuUtp&index=4
Have had this stuck in my cranium since Thursday.
Any team pretending to go for it on 4th and 3 in an obvious kicking situation should be penalized 35 yards.
I can’t help but notice a lack of a penalty flag in the picture.
https://youtu.be/4qPOWeA-L5I?t=84
“BAH GAWD, KING! HE’S KILLED HIM!”
Or even..
Lineman used Body Slam! Critical hit!
/No super effective, everyone knows Normal type moves don’t hit anything like that
120 Minutes Playlist Project Update: September, 1990 – Young Rikki has arrived in high school as a freshman!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ-ZUTGTzv4
I was 30.
That was a good song and whatnot.
I’ve been listening to their other stuff – it’s not really my taste but it should be somebody’s because it’s actually quite good.
Oh, swell. Another kick.
– a detainee in an ICE facility, every fifteen seconds, even though he has yet to be charged with an actual crime
Did you all know they’re making Super Troopers 3?
The last one had Emmanuelle Chriqui and Lynda Carter. They should make 10.
The people need the mustache rides!
I want a mustache ride!
I did not but am happy now!
Maybe the chief died and was reincarnated as the car?
(Cox will be in it.)
You can tackle eligible receivers running a route now?
So apparently Rob Reiner and his wife were found dead in their home.
Can’t wait from Cris to compare this to the time Tom Brady cut his hand.
Cris: “I’ve just been informed that an asteroid has crashed into other side of the Earth at the speed of light and the planet is disintegrating. We only have seconds to live. That reminds me of the time that Patrick Mahomes got a Diet Coke when he ordered a Coke Ze-“
Be happy it ended
Not official yet, but quite the coincidence if it isn’t them.
Someone tweeted that they were hoping Reiner had murdered another elderly couple and I should not have laughed at that nearly as hard as I did.
No no, you did the right thing.
They said they found a 78-year-old man and a 67-year-old woman, and I think that’s their ages.
This is like when Gene Hackman died. I don’t actually know much more, but it seems like one of those things where it’s best to just leave dead meatheads lie.
It was them, and now they’re saying they were murdered. Jesus, this fucking timeline.
Oh Cowboys…
That looked like one of my tee shots this morning…
Collinsworth comparing Kneeland shooting himself to death to Kermit injuring his knee is why, if Cris ever tries to cross the street in front of me, the only skid marks will be in reverse, headed back towards his prone body.
I continue to wonder why any of you watch the Sunday Night games with the volume on…
Gives me something to complain about.
You’re a Cowboys fan. Isn’t that enough?
Tough, but fair.
I made a special effort to figure out how to set up SAP on our new TV for pretty much that specific reason.
If you have a smart TV, watch it on Peacock and select the Spanish option. It’s more steps but it’s mostly foolproof.
/needs Dak to absolutely go off to have any FF chance
Dallas: Today we establish the run
Me: Godfuckingdammit
/bet an ungodly amount of money on Dak completions to make up for gambling losses today
Me: Oh, fudge.
Interesting running strategy by McCarthy there. Drunken newborn calf trying to walk.
AND on cue he struts into the endzone on a good playcall.
lolcowboys
Ooof, Brutal
Need 10 pts from Hockenson and I completed a 8 v 1 victory! The forbidden fruit.
Turns out litre_cola was Bonnie Blue this whole time
Not sure what Somalia has to do with Bonnie Blue or Hockenson but here we are.
That flag is called Bonnie Blue
The first flag of the Confederate States of America.
Trying to make a connection between women who try to get famous by getting gang banged and the CSA, but honestly I have too much respect for the former to denigrate them by comparing them to the latter.
This Best Buy ad showed someone taking a photo with their glasses and now I want to melt down every silicon chip on Earth.
“Um…my chips are made from gallium nitride, right? Right?” – DFO server, nervously
The last time I saw that doctor he was escorting Lee Harvey Oswald through the Dallas Jail garage.
Do you know how to change the filter on the furnace?
Jesus wept.
This woman thinks I have the mental accumen of a flea.
https://youtube.com/shorts/_97qxqBhQm4?si=qCw48hhE_tmmuDSj
I just wanted the last part, well, do ya punk? But I am high as fuck. Oh well. Hey, did I tell yinz one of my neighbors got abducted by aliens?
Wait what? !?
Do tell…
I found an empty wheelchair in a parking lot. What else could it be?
That’s what happens when we let Martians into this country!
Build the space wall!
Jesus, Jimbo, you just gave some idiot Congressman from Tennessee an idea that’s going to eat up 15% of next year’s federal budget.
.
…
Don’t be too hard on her for her low expectations; she’s probably used to dealing with the generation below us who has to call a plumber for something as basic as changing the aerator on their bathroom faucet.
I’m getting smothered by Sydney Sweeney ‘s Arian Tits.
What a way to go, huh?
There are worse!
Wait, that’s a bad thing?
Not complaining!
Well of course not, why would you waste valuable oxygen by vocalizing anything?
What a way to go
but what a way to go amirite???
(runs into the clubhouse, out of breath, hoping against hope to make an original comeback)
What a way to go, huh???
Editor’s Note: the distance that SonOfSpam actually ran was less than thirty feet.
I’m looking for a way to go. Do you know of one?
Hey, that sounds like a pretty good way to go to me.
But what way to…DAMN IT!
That’s an ideal way to proceed!
Wooo Nailor, I barely knew her.
https://reactiongifs.me/cdn-cgi/imagedelivery/S36QsAbHn6yI9seDZ7V8aA/99b92a30-b115-42e0-ffcd-1b516abc7a00/w=600
Fuck you gifs not giffing!
The Hunters have surged ahead!
Promotion awaits!
Ahhh much better I feared my dickjokes would be wasted upon Mrs. Cola.
How does she feel about Tool?
Not a fan. Isn’t a dealbreaker but I just listen in the basement pub.
Are you talking about the band?
Nope! No Sir! Talk Maynard all you please, but keep Adam’s dopey slow as fuck one sound molasses ass band out of here!
sourry just trying to make a dick joke (mopes away, hands in pockets)
Don’t YOU start!