A Halas/Lombardi Ghost Rematch-Just With More Black Players

To The Game!

Packers/Bears

-Two Midwest teams with only 4 losses apiece? This doesn’t seem familiar but I could get used to it.

-Chicago has the 5th ranked overall offense? This is like one of those things whereby the main character reads this and realizes he’s in some weird alternate reality.

-It’s a bit difficult to believe because not so long ago Caleb Williams went thru a six game stretch that saw him throwing for less than 60% to his receivers.

-I guess the question now is how many steps back will the Green Bay D take now that Parsons isn’t a variable. Maybe Rashan Gary-the guy that hasn’t had a sack in 7 straight games-can step up?

-Josh Jacobs probably wishes that this tilt was on Monday. His wonky knee is giving him trouble and he’s listed as Questionable-that kinda, sorta means that he’ll give it a go but how effective will he be?

-Both Odunze and Burden are out again but there’s good news-the difference-maker at lb, Tremaine Edmunds is back after a few weeks.

-Maybe start Monangai? Swift was added to the injury report on Wednesday (not a good sign) with a hammy. (another bad sign)

Make with the funny.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

This is the greatest Bears team that will ever go one and done in the playoffs

Cuntler

Yup! It is all gravy. Eat shit, Packers! Eat shit forever.

Unsurprised

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUVwR0rw5fk

It’s easy to say, but there are so many people – including myself – who are mopey bastards with lives that millions of other people would kill to have.

Unsurprised

I finally saw Caught Stealing and as much as I hate being a “the book was better” guy, Jesus Fuck, man, the book was so much better. Austin Butler beating the shit out of Regina King just doesn’t have the same impact as the character in the book having a drag out fight where he keeps shooting the character in non-vital spots until the guy is like “Just shoot me in the face and get it over with, you fucking pussy,”

And I also just re-watched Eddington. Ari Aster fucking sucks. His movies look great but they are all so intellectually stunted that they genuinely deserve the moniker “retarded” in how they made me dumber for seeing them. But they are funny in their stupidity and incompetence, and Edddington is no exception. It is far and away the funniest movie of 2025.

I also saw the latest Chappelle special. He remains the GOAT. That is all.

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Unsurprised

I’m now watching Edward Scissorhands. a movie where Anthony Fucking Michael Fucking Hall is the heavy. And I just saw the two Burton Batman movies yesterday. The early 1990s is a fucking wonderland of stupidity.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Well, I can say without the least bit of hesitation that any love that the Dr. Mrs. had for the Bears or football in general is completely dead. The only reason she consented to watch any of it was because the show we were watching ended just after the Bears tied it up in regulation, and she didn’t even notice the walk-off touchdown because she was staring at her ipad.

Brocky

Fucking dj moore in the bears locker room wearing a cheese grater

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litre_cola

I honestly think that the cure for anything mental that be ailing you, is Sean Paul. Bad day? Sean Paul. Cunt boss? Seannnny Paaaul.

yeah right

That was fun.

Horatio Cornblower

The funniest thing on this week’s SNL would be watching Ariana Grande try to finish a milkshake.

Redshirt

Grande: “People calling me too skinny is objectifying me.”
Me: “No, its a cry for help.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d have thought calling her a woodpile would be objectifying her. Since it’s an object, you see.

Horatio Cornblower

She does look like a faggo pile of very skinny sticks, now that you mention it.

ballsofsteelandfury

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Gumbygirl

She looks like a lollipop

litre_cola

There is no reason for the Jackson alarm.

Unsurprised

Pile is being generous. I’d say two, max. But I’m hard pressed to even say more than one.

Brocky

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fleshwound_NPG

bob swerksi passes away in may and it has given the bears infinite plot armor

SonOfSpam

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Doktor Zymm

This team might even win a playoff game or two, they’re this year’s feel good revival team like Washington last year and that mindset plus being relatively healthy can do a LOT

ballsofsteelandfury

Okay, someone’s gotten into the lair’s Malort vault….

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Doktor Zymm

It just feels like Narrative after this game

Doktor Zymm

To be clear, I’m NAWT saying they’re good enough to be any sort of playoff favorite, I’m saying they got some temporary juju on their side

ballsofsteelandfury

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yeah right

They will lose in their first home game in the playoffs in forever.

That’s.

The Chicago way.

Doktor Zymm

That was my thought as well before tonight, but shifting my thinking a bit. This game was pivotal

yeah right

It felt like a shift but it’s still the Bears.

Bogdanski

Does a bear shift in the woods?

rockingdog

Hahaha walk off bomb to DJ Moore 🔥🏈💣

Yea that was ROCKING!!!!!

fleshwound_NPG

he has performed his first miracle: bears football

pope-1982-chicago
Senor Weaselo

The Mystery of Faith…
/sung horribly, of course

Redshirt

Its amazing what happens when you work hard, stay together, and knock your opponent’s franchise QB out of the game by discombobulating their brains.

ballsofsteelandfury

– Kimo

Redshirt

Hey, that was Carson’s knee. Also, thanks for bring up that repressed memory. I guess you’re saving Cueto dropping the baseball for the next Cincinnati playoff game, in whatever decade that next occurs.

ballsofsteelandfury

Carson’s brain was on his knee.

That’s also why he is a championship HS coach in SoCal now.

Doktor Zymm

Kinda neat to get a rule named after you though

Doktor Zymm

I didn’t actually see the hit, but from the radio it sounded like the defender was going for the target area and Love dropped and/or tucked his head leading to the contact? No qualms with that being called as a defensive penalty if that’s what happened, but there are definitely quite a few plays where it’s unavoidable on the defenders part.

Either way though, they still just kinda decided to suck until the last 6 minutes of the game regardless of who was at QB for GB

fleshwound_NPG

green bay, it is not january yet!

NotShogunButShogun

Welp. That was a thing.

Redshirt

Choke complete.

ballsofsteelandfury

Wow

Gumbygirl

Crazy!

Doktor Zymm

I almost got tickets to this game, kinda wish I was there. I’ve been to half a dozen Bears games, but never a regular season game they won

Doktor Zymm

DEFINITELY wish I was there, even games where they lose are fun, crazy last minute victory over their biggest rival? Must be amazing atmosphere

Horatio Cornblower

Ho

Lee

Shit

ballsofsteelandfury

Jesus, Packers! WTF are you doing??

Redshirt

Choking.

Mr. Ayo

Losing

Horatio Cornblower

Not winning the Super Bowl?

Mr. Ayo

Sudden Derp!

Mr. Ayo

Sudden Derpback!

Senor Weaselo

Oh, or that.

NotShogunButShogun

Two ties appeals to my inner cynic

Redshirt

A Tie would help and hurt both teams. Green Bay would own the Tie Breaker at 1-0-1, but Chicago would be ahead by 1/2 game.

Senor Weaselo

That would help Chicago more unless there was another tie.

Redshirt

With how this year is going…

Doktor Zymm

Hasn’t happened since 1973, would LOVE it to happen tonight

Doktor Zymm

Apparently Josh Jacobs is the emergency QB! We all wanna see that right?

Redshirt

I told you making the Pope American was a bad idea!

Senor Weaselo

He’s a White Sox fan because the Cubs winning opened the Seventh Seal.

fleshwound_NPG

ill never make fun of any catholic ever again

da-pope
Gumbygirl

Bob Pope

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lies

SonOfSpam

Man, this city’s gonna get fatter tonight!

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Doktor Zymm

Malort and fried pickles for all!

Doktor Zymm

Willis slow to get up, who is the Packers’ emergency QB?

Redshirt

Don Majkowski?

NotShogunButShogun

My immediate answer is Doug pedersen because he was forever

Redshirt

I’m listening to Tom Grossi who is a Packers fan. He is having all but an on-air breakdown.

Now how about a Josh Jacobs OT TD? Either that or Tie #2.

Doktor Zymm

TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE!!!

ArmedandHammered

The first time I turned the game on the Bears had a defensive stand on the goal line and got the fumble and I had to turn the TV off. Now, I turned the TV on and see that touchdown, and then the onside kick.I think I should watch the rest of the game.

fleshwound_NPG

caleb williams is jay cutler if cutler actually gave a shit

Mr. Ayo

Free FooUtball!

Gumbygirl

Wow.

Horatio Cornblower

Tom Brady: “It’s time for your best play”

The Bears: (punt)

/or throw an absolutely insane TD pas

Doktor Zymm

Crap throw, get your shit together Caleb

Doktor Zymm

Close enough!

Doktor Zymm

If the Bears somehow pull out a win here I predict tickets to the theoretical Bears home playoff game will go up to $1200 for nosebleed seats

Doktor Zymm

If they go for 2 and make it instead of winning in OT, $1500

Bogdanski

God dammit Gazoo!

Doktor Zymm

Successful onside kick! WOO!

(No idea why the NFL makes it so hard to execute one of the most exciting plays in football)

Mr. Ayo

SUDDEN CHANGE!!!

fleshwound_NPG

LOL PACK LOL

Senor Weaselo

Sudden change!

NotShogunButShogun

Not that any of it has been, but this will not end pretty for either squad

fleshwound_NPG

bears: this will not end pretty in a few minutes

packers: this will not end pretty in january

NotShogunButShogun

I don’t think either has a good January

Doktor Zymm

“Dok, my sons are in their late teens and still haven’t hit puberty, what should I do??”

Put up a sign that says “Bears Receiver Room” and there will be balls dropping all over the place

yeah right

We’ve got juice!

Guess what?!

There’s physicality!

BOOM.

yeah right

I’ll take Tom’s job now with a better vibrato.

Doktor Zymm

I wouldn’t complain if it went TD, onside kick, FG, overtime