The SMRTest sports yakkers in the land say that this fixture is the most unlikely to produce an upset. And they’re probably right. [rising voice] “But you never know…”
To The Game!
Rams/Panteros:
-Cackalacky limped into these playoffs but does anyone care to recall that this was a rebuilding year for the team and that they’ve exceeded every expectation that was placed on them?
-Okay, fine. Most every year is a rebuilding year. Whatever.
-The Rams D was an intimidating unit earlier in the season but limped down the home stretch. They allowed an average of 28ppg their last half-dozen outings.
-During that weird upset earlier in the season the Panteros forced three turnovers and had a pick six. They also converted two 4th down plays into TD’s and snapped Stafford’s 28 game consecutive TD throws streak. Something along those lines will have to happen again and the odds are much like your high school crush texting you out of the blue 40 years down the road.
-Carolina will have to slow the game right down and make it as low-scoring as possible. Does Dowdle have a third 200+ scrimmage yard game in him? He did it back-to-back in October which was a looong time ago.
-Los Panteros have 31 players on their roster that have never played in the postseason. Did I mention that this was a rebuilding year?
-The Rams get Davante Adams back finally. Carolina has the slightly above-average Jaycee Horn at one corner but after that? Yeesh.
-Keep an eye out for Derrick Brown on the Panteros defensive line, the guy has been beastly all season.
Enjoy the game.
next thread is up
Panthers offseason plan, sign offensive linemen who play like the 1970s Raiders, and a tight end because I sure as hell can’t name our starting tight end
That’ll work great until the entire O-line is arrested
Oof. That was a textbook noble effort. Carolina will return in Avengers Doomsday
Woooooohoooooo!
you misspelled “whew” but agree
Pretty sure Carolina’s GM is writing down “O-line” and underlying it twice under the ‘draft needs’ section of his notes.
Mike Brown calling him collect to reassure you the 0-line is a myth
Dammit Panthers!!

Too much for BLACK PANTHERA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYfljBCpmE4
THIS GAME I CALL IT MICHAEL J. FOX BECAUSE PARKINSONS HAS REALLY FUCKED OVER CAROLINA!!
I would be okay with this going to OT
I would not.
Mild cheese Parkinson!
Panteros just learned there is no cure for Parkinsons.
I’m gettin jittery over here
3 timeouts and like 35 seconds. Doable.
Holy fuck. Wow.
Win or lose I’m proud of this team
They’ve played a hell of a game
[wraps arm around Balding’s shoulders, cups his balls with other hand]
Me: “This could be the start of something special between you and I.”
You’ve screwed me enough this year with your curses!
but seriously, love ya too, man
Just blitz already
tldr fuck Adobe sideways
Fatthew has the chance to cement his Hall of Fame credentials with another playoff-winning drive.
This means the next game is going to be 34-5, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQmjxN_S8ak
BRYCE YOUNG LED A PLAYOFF DRIVE
BOW TO YOUR NEW PANTHERA OVERLORDS
https://youtu.be/67T6u7zifn8?si=oN_wsxIv513Ib8yy
This seems fitting
Especially if RAMMIT rallies here.
Like that?
RAMMIT needs a much better special teams unit. Okay, just an average one at this point.
think they are too special as it is
I’d like to repeat
HOLY FUCKING BOLOGNA SALAD, PANTEROS!!!
Who ordered the bananacakes already this weekend?
GO PANTHERS

Whoa! I was ready to think it was midnight for us, that blocked punt is huge
HOLY BOLOGNA SALAD, PANTEROS!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lydXXF3ruhQ
BLACK PANTHERA
Cowboys From Hell (Harlem?)
For those of you that are Stones fans I have bad news-drummer Bob Weir has passed.
I loved his solo in “while my guitar gently weeps”
Ok this shit hasn’t been funny but I still believe (in Carolina’s eventual derpitude).
Picked the wrong week to stop sniffin glue
Stafford threw himself for the first down like someone dropped s hot dog
At this rate, Imma need a 5pm coffee or I’m likely to nap for the entire Packers/Bears game.
Jags/Panteras Owl? One can only hope!
Greg Olsen doing his best Collinsworth verbal diarrhea impression this entire goddam game.
He can’t shut up.
Is this game the argument that the NFL season is too short? That if we made it a twenty game season, then the Oanthers woukd have REALLY gelled before the postseason.
20-game season? Right know, I’ll take a 25-game season, an Owl chock-full of practice squadders.
They would be 9-11 and if they won a playoff game Trump would invade Iraq
https://bsky.app/profile/kalynkahler.bsky.social/post/3mc47thou422a
COCAINE BEARS
AS IT SHOULD BE.
Aw man, now I wish I was there EVEN MOAR
I got some mini frozen key lime pies. Prep instructions: microwave for 15 seconds. That’s exactly the amount of effort I feel like putting in!
15 seconds?
https://youtu.be/2bWL9qDslFw?si=JF4bpb0uTM86l72g
BLACK PANTHERA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPfnl4-qKp4
Gane doth has!
When does Stafford’s wife go online to complain about his finger?
Oh, Rams.
Does anybody want to win this game?
Go, Black Panthera, go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYErFMmDBb8
1:14 2nd Quarter: Me: “I just need one more receiving yard from Puka Nacua to win $40? Great!”
1:14 3rd Quarter: Me: “My deepest apologies to Nacua and the Rams organization for cursing him.”
Sincerely, this Seahawks season ticket holder.
way to give up prime field position, dipshits
way to give up prime field position, stafford
Ref: “Number 74 is reporting as eligible, ladies”
That was 100% a head shot.
-Oswald with the Carcano, in the Depository
Tactical foul, says the devil on my right shoulder.
“Attempted Murder, Defense, 15-yard penalty, Automatic First Down”.
Uh oh, Stafford is fighting hand dedth.
I can’t believe the Rams are tied at 17 against a team whose quarterback cries.
David Stern ghost chortling at the feeble Ginger Hammer’s referee management
Does anyone here have a fox nation subscription? Yeah, neither do i
They just should just auto-draw it from the social security checks of our hard working boomers who lived on debt their entire lives and were cowardly to fight their own wars but now are ready for free money they have ‘earned’.
Counterpoint: Bite me.
This immigration crackdown is almost the worst thing he could be doing to social security
I mean — if you expect SS isn’t as dedicated as the DOE.