TGIF! One more night of sleep before 3 glorioUs days of football. Get ready.
Word Count Filler Time
Time for some Hall of Fame bathroom moments!
Heraclio “Rocky” Nazarano
Rocky, a Phillippine press secretary, found himself on a chartered flight with President Arroyo from Paris to Manila. Rocky decided he had to pee so got up from his seat and headed to the lavatory. Unfortunately, Rocky was quite drunk at this time. Passengers watched in horror as he walked up to the emergency exit, dropped trou, and relieved himself there, thinking that was the lavatory.
Cody Yaeger
Cody was a 4th grader in Michigan at the time and had to use the toilet. So he sat down, did his business, then unfurled the toilet paper roll. And what should appear but a very neatly folded $100 bill. You’re hearing about this because Cody was goody two-shoes and reported the money to a teacher. School policy at lost and found though was if something was unclaimed after two weeks it went back to the person that found it. So Cody ended up with $100 for pooping on school time.
Monica Bonvicini
Monica is an Italian artist. She’s not here for her bathroom antics, instead she’s here for her bathroom art. She installed a toilet on the sidewalk across from London’s Tate museum. The catch was the toilet was enclosed in a cube of one-way glass. Folks outside only saw a cube of mirrors, while the person inside could see out clearly in every direction. A true test of performance anxiety.
Chien
Chien is a Taiwanese resident that got fired from his job for poor marksmanship. The cleaning ladies at his place of work complained repeatedly that Chien was constantly missing the urinal and they were tired of cleaning up after him. Although it’s never revealed how they know it was just him and not every other slob at that job location. At any rate, Chien explained the company was getting ready to lay off a large number of people and just used this as an excuse. We totally believe you Chien.
I say, if you ever want to be famous, don’t let it be related to bathroom activities.
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Sexy Time
Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!
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I found out what was missing in my life. An $1800 automated bartending machine from Alibaba.
Found a funny:
The 2026 American Midterm Elections: Democratic Socialism with CIA characteristics v. Redditor Fascism
But, like seriously… 😐
Survived another week of freeway maelstrom!
Happy Friday and it’s a 3 day weekend.
Tomorrow will be entertaining.
Gonna be a nice weekend…to stay inside and watch football!
Also, maybe a short walk. Like at halftime or something.
That’s Rocking!
Or four miles before?
It’s gonna be a nice day out there!
Garden mulching day today. Tell all the ladies.
Just finished watching Wake Up Dead Man. It was fun!
It was.
I love a good mystery and the performances were sound.
The tone shift in the middle when the priest was talking to the woman at the construction company was something quite special.
Found a cool:
It’s lots of cool graphs/charts about Decarbonization & the future… 🤓
I know it’s long, but I think it’s ROCKINGGGG!!! 🔋⚡️💡🪫🔮
https://www.nathanielbullard.com/presentations
Just got two tickets to see this guy up at a cool venue in the middle of Nowhere, CT. Very excited.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVwAZtnyjYw
(calls ICE)
Enjoy the show!
Played my monthly poker tournament. No money, but happy with my play.
The only thing that bothers me is that there’s a guy there who’s like the nicest guy possible, and older, and stone deaf, and obviously just happy to be out for a night. Everyone looks out for him. He is the worst player at the game, by far. To the point that you feel bad taking his chips.
So naturally he did the only thing I feel even worse about, taking a bunch of my chips by sucking out on the river and winning a hand I was about 85% favored to win at that point.
Anyway, I went outside and slashed his tires.
See Scotchy? There are alternatives!
Well, no. This guy has a residence.
Congrats. On both.
Pictured: Horatio encouraging the deaf guy
Those lines get used every single game we play.
“That’s just me, I’m Mr. Vegas”
Thank you Mr Ayo, lady number 8 is my pick tonight. Looks like she’s enjoying some Asian. Tonight I will enjoy some Italian I think.
Mamma Mia!!
I’d eat that
Dunno, lotta carbs.
No cool toilet stories… cuz once you get past this…
It doesn’t have to be a cool story, it just has to be A story. Private Pyle showed that’s possible.
We used to joke that they were set up that way so the commander could have his staff meetings there.
I’m all for team building, but I have no interest in group shitting. A half dozen stalls per barracks is not going to weaken our military.
Those were the latrines in the old WW II wooden two story barracks that were still in use through about the early ’90’s. The current set ups are all individual stalls.
Good things are possible!!
That’s some woke talk right there.
Yeah, what kind of cuck doesn’t wanna shit while staring into the eyes of another man shitting?
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Let’s not judge hastily. Many married golks dream of a family without in laws
Roll Tide.
More like a tidal pool, and a small one at that.
Forget it, WCS, it’s New Mexico.
(we have relatives out there, (although apparently not as close relatives as some other people in New Mexico have!) and this is really not a surprising story)
You live in California long enough and you’ve got folks in New Mexico.
Couple of my best recipes.
I believe Pickett’s Charge is out New Mexico way, now that I think of it, although I doubt he consorts with these sorts of people.
Wow, the VEPs are going to blow this.
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If they do it’s on Chris Mara. His rep is that he’s been in over his head since he was first hired…during the Parcells Era.
I’d also like to point out that if Harbaugh knew how to play his leveraged hand he’d still be in Baltimore. If need be, he could get Shoen dismissed/demoted with a snap of his fingers. Good god, even Gilligan would understand he has all the cards right now, fuck sakes.
Of course it’s going to be personal. “Yes, I’ll take the job, but only if your ass hits the bricks”
“Hey, my counter is ‘go fuck yourself’ how ’bout that?”
Wow, 2026 is all over the alignment chart!
the final issues aren’t over money, it’s over language
/at the bargaining table
Mara: “Spanish!”
Harbaugh: “Esperanto!”
Mara: “Ok, fine. Let’s find some middle ground. Bonuses in Swahili, base salary in Javanese.”
Harbaugh: “Hmmm. Escalators in Tamil?”
Mara: “Done! Buyout in Ilocano?”
Harbaugh: “YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THEIR VERB TENSES!”
Mediator: [to herself] “I, I just can’t anymore…”
Schoen: Python
Harbaugh: [To Mara] See this shit? I mean [hammily disbelieving arms]
“There’s no derailment and nothing has changed” is exactly the sort of thing that people don’t say when there’s no derailment and nothing has changed
Woo, Friday! I am so ready for not working and freezing my ass off watching football!
You got a ticket?!? Yes!
“‘To ticks two pair of dice’ is my favorite Edgy Monkey song!”
-Lea Michele
Yup, the 7th row, Bears side, 20 yd line one!
BOTG! BOTG!
Hopefully faux-fur lined boots!
That Chien is a total dog.
Me: “Pardon The Interruption has been on since 2001. That show is so tired.”
Also Me: “I’ve been at this same job since 1997. I’m still relevant.”
The DICKHEADS YELLING genre has been a staple since the Golden Age of Television.
Yes, but my point was that these guys are doing a tired thing for less time than I’ve been doing a tired thing so who am I to criticize them.
An American!
Related-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfGDFgdmdvo
Italian ladies named “Monica B” are known for their beauty.
Let’s see:
Baccarin, check
Bellucci, check
Barbaro, check
Beltran, check
Not sure they’re all Italian, but close enough.
O AN HE SEXY
Dammit, Monica Beltran is a fictional name from Gray’s Anatomy. Played by Natalie Morales. Who is American, born in Miami.
Baccarin is Brazilian…
Also her name is Morena.
She is a land of sexy contrasts.
oh well then forget it
Barbaro….the race horse? You do you man
Dammit, she’s American. From Frisco no less.
If I was in a fantasy league for Canada’s official sport I would call my team The Lacrosse Jesus’s.
It’s nawt big enough to have a fantasy league. But would totes join one if a thing. Usually just picking games
1-2-3 is Doyers-calibre table setting GOOD HUSTLE!!