Your Bills/Broncos Semifinal Open Thread

Well, bust my plastic table, we’re starting off with a good one! But they’ve all been pretty good and I think this weekend can approach the wildcard round in quality. Every fixture is compelling in one way or another for this neutral observer.

To The Game!

Bills/Broncos:

-Some are worried that Josh doesn’t have a viable #1 receiver to play with but he’s always gotten by with sub talent so why is this game any different? (I suppose it makes a difference over the course of a season but a standalone game? nah) And besides, how much did he accomplish with the malcontent Diggs on his team?

-Nevertheless Mecole Hardman and Curtis Samuels are eligible to play today though their contributions may be minimal. The far more important addition is Ed Oliver, the defensive tackle that may help the run defense, such as it is.

-If Allen drags this flawed team to the AFC Championship and then loses I won’t be the least bit surprised.

-Rb Cook seems to be the key-of Denver’s three losses two of the opponents managed to run over 100+ yards, so there’s that.

-Can the Broncos themselves run? Their EPA per designed run sits at an abysmal -0.04 as opposed to their +0.12 per dropback. This isn’t your usual, ‘grind it out on the ground and let the D take care of business’ team. My guess is that the short passing game to Harvey and McLaughlin will function as the run game.

-As noted, that Bronc’s D is not to be messed with but hoo boy, they’ve given up 350(!) penalty yards just on pass interference penalties alone.

-Payton tracked all of the Bills losses over the last two years and determined that the key to defeating them is to win the turnover battle. Look for his defenders to be ‘punch drunk’ but in a very aggressive way.

Rev your engines.

 

 

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If not for Josh Allen’s first half idiocy that would have been for the win.

Horatio Cornblower

The play-offs this year have really been something, other than that godawful Steelers game.

fleshwound_NPG

indeed was godawful, until qaaron was made into pudding

Horatio Cornblower

I did enjoy that part.

WCS

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Beerguyrob

Update: am inside stadium. And also down a toque from having dropped it somewhere in the fucking melee it is down here.

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Downfield Matriculator

Allen is gonna regret a few of those throws for a long time if this goes Norwood

Downfield Matriculator

Or not, I guess

King Hippo

WIDE RIGHT, WIDE LEFT, or DOINK????

Brocky

……

WCS

Good thing Buffalo doesn’t have a history of missed kicks in high-pressure situations…

fleshwound_NPG

or heartbreaking OTs

King Hippo

I really, REALLY thought he’d miss

King Hippo

stupid sexy McDermott

The Maestro

Just ate so much shawarma that I might actually perish. There are still 6 meals’ worth of food to go. Thanks to a combo of gift cards and promo codes I paid $10 for this whole spread. For a guy who never ever ever orders DoorDash, I think I made out like a bandit this time.

WCS

Mail me your leftovers.

WCS

I’m doing such a fine jorb this evening, I’ve been invited told to stay until 06:00.

Unsurprised

That’s good hustle!

Mr. Ayo

Sad update.

The Ice Jazz lead our beloved Kraken 5-3 now.

Mr. Ayo

Final. Stupid Ice Jazz score an empty netter and take the W. 6-3.

Don T

Wondering how close defensive PUs will get called now

King Hippo

you asked teh RIGHT QUESTION….

King Hippo

they will play for a FG and miss it

fleshwound_NPG

make it and lose in OT

Mr. Ayo

1/2 credit

fleshwound_NPG

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Perfect throw.

Doktor Zymm

The polite older gentleman next to me is pounding down the chardonnays. Encountering fun people on this trip so far!

Doktor Zymm

I’m gonna see if I can stream a bit of the game on my phone. Sometimes the in flight wifi doesn’t catch it since it’s not a typical streaming app

Doktor Zymm

No luck, but there is a pink lake outside

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Senor Weaselo
Don T

¡Jesucristo señorrrrrr!

King Hippo

gonna be fine

King Hippo

/still scared grandson cat

//YES, the one named Bronco

Mr. Ayo

Left too much time

King Hippo

this did cross Hippo’s mind – but we gots SURTAIN

Doktor Zymm

I’m back and I must have missed a hell of a quarter and 2/3rds!

fleshwound_NPG

bills can never play a normal playoff game

litre_cola

It has been entertaining for a neutral I will say that.

King Hippo

30-27 fin, NOBODY DENIES THIS!!!!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

powerball numbers please

Senor Weaselo

What’s-a-catch!

Mr. Ayo

DONKS WOO!

King Hippo

amazing blocking there, FUCK

Senor Weaselo

Westwood One has things that aren’t sports?

Wait, Dan Bongino! NOOOOOOPE.

Horatio Cornblower

I don’t want to talk out of turn here, but this is all Hailee Steinfeld’s fault.

fleshwound_NPG

i read that as “hailee seinfield” and thought she is way too young to be seinfeld’s chick

but then i thought, wait, that is not true at all actually

WCS

Defecation hits the oscillation here, I look up, and the Bills have the lead.

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King Hippo

hold them to 3 and we win this fucker and bleed the clock dry

Unsurprised

Oddly. Taco Bell $7 box does not make me think of food.

fleshwound_NPG

but it does make me think of a great opening of a yo mamma joke

Unsurprised

Speaking of things that look like a $7 box.

Unsurprised

Actually, this tracks. It took 15 years to finally bury my grandmother with my grandfather.

Don T

I’m back. You don’t wanna venture into the with pants world

Unsurprised

Was it one of you all that shared the SNL spoof of the Limu Emu ads?

Mr. Ayo
King Hippo

ok, I ,maybe raised my voice a few times this half. But winning an Owl makes all the difference. Since then, never even considered breaking shit. And that was my GO-TO MOVE!!

Don T

🎶 The conversation with the flying plates,
I wish I were in love again🎶

Mr. Ayo

Oh snap. Bills can circle the wagons on this drive.

Brocky

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litre_cola

Knox/Kincaid TD they are clones

fleshwound_NPG

“they all look alike!”

King Hippo

God. DAMNIT.

Mr. Ayo

Hips don’t lie! Shakir!

fleshwound_NPG

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Mr. Ayo

Thank you for your service, sir.

Doktor Zymm

Yay! I have him on my playoffs fantasy team!

King Hippo

stupid sexy Shakira

Unsurprised

One of these teams is going to the Super Bowl.

Shame.

WCS

I’d love to show yinz the County map right now… I can’t remember the last time I saw it this covered.

Doktor Zymm

If the Steelers can’t enjoy an AFC divisional playoff game then neither can anyone in a 50 mile radius of Yinzburgh dammit!

King Hippo

Punt is the right decision.

fleshwound_NPG

yep, gotta put the ball in josh allen’s hands here

Mr. Ayo

YOLO!!!

King Hippo

he’s rattled. Can’t risk a block or giving him the ball at midfield. Three points not worth the risk

fleshwound_NPG

or not

King Hippo

REMINDER – Hippo is always wrong

King Hippo

think of how much moneys Survivor has made for Jeff Probst’s plastic surgeon…

Unsurprised

They should have just remade Justified instead

King Hippo

Justified was ridiculously good (and well-casted) TV

Don T

Fuck it. I’m getting cigs. At intermission #Obvio

King Hippo

I may need #ShamePizza

Don T

By walking. Hid my car keys hours ago 👉🏼😏

Mr. Ayo

You already told us where you hide your keys.

I’m going to be nice and not tell you where they are.

WCS

I’m honestly not sure what’s more chaotic right now, Allegheny County or this game. And holy shit has the County gone off the rails in the last hour.

Mr. Ayo

Payton’s strategy of winning the turnover battle seems prescient at this point.

He should do that every game.

WCS

This game smoked meth beforehand.

fleshwound_NPG

what a glorious, dumb game

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS DIVISIONAL PLAYOFF GAME LEMME TELL YA I CALL IT “THE BAKERY” BECAUSE THERE ARE TURNOVERS GALORE.

Unsurprised

Andy Reid could not be more disappointed at not
making it into the playoffs.

King Hippo

oopsie doodle numero CUATRO!!!!

Redshirt

Bills Chokeability vs. Broncos Chokeability? Wow, this is quite a matchup.