Well, bust my plastic table, we’re starting off with a good one! But they’ve all been pretty good and I think this weekend can approach the wildcard round in quality. Every fixture is compelling in one way or another for this neutral observer.
To The Game!
Bills/Broncos:
-Some are worried that Josh doesn’t have a viable #1 receiver to play with but he’s always gotten by with sub talent so why is this game any different? (I suppose it makes a difference over the course of a season but a standalone game? nah) And besides, how much did he accomplish with the malcontent Diggs on his team?
-Nevertheless Mecole Hardman and Curtis Samuels are eligible to play today though their contributions may be minimal. The far more important addition is Ed Oliver, the defensive tackle that may help the run defense, such as it is.
-If Allen drags this flawed team to the AFC Championship and then loses I won’t be the least bit surprised.
-Rb Cook seems to be the key-of Denver’s three losses two of the opponents managed to run over 100+ yards, so there’s that.
-Can the Broncos themselves run? Their EPA per designed run sits at an abysmal -0.04 as opposed to their +0.12 per dropback. This isn’t your usual, ‘grind it out on the ground and let the D take care of business’ team. My guess is that the short passing game to Harvey and McLaughlin will function as the run game.
-As noted, that Bronc’s D is not to be messed with but hoo boy, they’ve given up 350(!) penalty yards just on pass interference penalties alone.
-Payton tracked all of the Bills losses over the last two years and determined that the key to defeating them is to win the turnover battle. Look for his defenders to be ‘punch drunk’ but in a very aggressive way.
Rev your engines.
If not for Josh Allen’s first half idiocy that would have been for the win.
The play-offs this year have really been something, other than that godawful Steelers game.
indeed was godawful, until qaaron was made into pudding
I did enjoy that part.
Update: am inside stadium. And also down a toque from having dropped it somewhere in the fucking melee it is down here.
Allen is gonna regret a few of those throws for a long time if this goes Norwood
Or not, I guess
WIDE RIGHT, WIDE LEFT, or DOINK????
……
Good thing Buffalo doesn’t have a history of missed kicks in high-pressure situations…
or heartbreaking OTs
I really, REALLY thought he’d miss
stupid sexy McDermott
Just ate so much shawarma that I might actually perish. There are still 6 meals’ worth of food to go. Thanks to a combo of gift cards and promo codes I paid $10 for this whole spread. For a guy who never ever ever orders DoorDash, I think I made out like a bandit this time.
Mail me your leftovers.
I’m doing such a fine jorb this evening, I’ve been
invitedtold to stay until 06:00.That’s good hustle!
Sad update.
The Ice Jazz lead our beloved Kraken 5-3 now.
Final. Stupid Ice Jazz score an empty netter and take the W. 6-3.
Wondering how close defensive PUs will get called now
you asked teh RIGHT QUESTION….
they will play for a FG and miss it
make it and lose in OT
1/2 credit
time to play a game
Perfect throw.
The polite older gentleman next to me is pounding down the chardonnays. Encountering fun people on this trip so far!
I’m gonna see if I can stream a bit of the game on my phone. Sometimes the in flight wifi doesn’t catch it since it’s not a typical streaming app
No luck, but there is a pink lake outside
Mimsdown?
https://youtu.be/TwyE3WJ4AWo?si=tiIz0bnQKb-hP5lD
¡Jesucristo señorrrrrr!
gonna be fine
/still scared grandson cat
//YES, the one named Bronco
Left too much time
this did cross Hippo’s mind – but we gots SURTAIN
I’m back and I must have missed a hell of a quarter and 2/3rds!
bills can never play a normal playoff game
It has been entertaining for a neutral I will say that.
30-27 fin, NOBODY DENIES THIS!!!!
powerball numbers please
What’s-a-catch!
DONKS WOO!
amazing blocking there, FUCK
Westwood One has things that aren’t sports?
Wait, Dan Bongino! NOOOOOOPE.
I don’t want to talk out of turn here, but this is all Hailee Steinfeld’s fault.
i read that as “hailee seinfield” and thought she is way too young to be seinfeld’s chick
but then i thought, wait, that is not true at all actually
Defecation hits the oscillation here, I look up, and the Bills have the lead.
hold them to 3 and we win this fucker and bleed the clock dry
Oddly. Taco Bell $7 box does not make me think of food.
but it does make me think of a great opening of a yo mamma joke
Speaking of things that look like a $7 box.
Actually, this tracks. It took 15 years to finally bury my grandmother with my grandfather.
I’m back. You don’t wanna venture into the with pants world
Was it one of you all that shared the SNL spoof of the Limu Emu ads?
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI3RhwSF8mo
ok, I ,maybe raised my voice a few times this half. But winning an Owl makes all the difference. Since then, never even considered breaking shit. And that was my GO-TO MOVE!!
🎶 The conversation with the flying plates,
I wish I were in love again🎶
Oh snap. Bills can circle the wagons on this drive.
Knox/Kincaid TD they are clones
“they all look alike!”
God. DAMNIT.
Hips don’t lie! Shakir!
Thank you for your service, sir.
Yay! I have him on my playoffs fantasy team!
stupid sexy Shakira
One of these teams is going to the Super Bowl.
Shame.
I’d love to show yinz the County map right now… I can’t remember the last time I saw it this covered.
If the Steelers can’t enjoy an AFC divisional playoff game then neither can anyone in a 50 mile radius of Yinzburgh dammit!
Punt is the right decision.
yep, gotta put the ball in josh allen’s hands here
YOLO!!!
he’s rattled. Can’t risk a block or giving him the ball at midfield. Three points not worth the risk
or not
REMINDER – Hippo is always wrong
think of how much moneys Survivor has made for Jeff Probst’s plastic surgeon…
They should have just remade Justified instead
Justified was ridiculously good (and well-casted) TV
Fuck it. I’m getting cigs. At intermission #Obvio
I may need #ShamePizza
By walking. Hid my car keys hours ago 👉🏼😏
You already told us where you hide your keys.
I’m going to be nice and not tell you where they are.
I’m honestly not sure what’s more chaotic right now, Allegheny County or this game. And holy shit has the County gone off the rails in the last hour.
Payton’s strategy of winning the turnover battle seems prescient at this point.
He should do that every game.
This game smoked meth beforehand.
what a glorious, dumb game
THIS DIVISIONAL PLAYOFF GAME LEMME TELL YA I CALL IT “THE BAKERY” BECAUSE THERE ARE TURNOVERS GALORE.
Andy Reid could not be more disappointed at not
making it into the playoffs.
oopsie doodle numero CUATRO!!!!
Bills Chokeability vs. Broncos Chokeability? Wow, this is quite a matchup.