I must say I covered my bases nicely with the headline. If the Pats win there will be a celebration for the 2nd-year fella. If he loses and gets sacked multiple times, that’s what he’ll be yelling.
To The Game!
Texans/Pats:
-One of the reasons that I think Houston can take this is because Maye hasn’t faced a top 12 defense the entire year.
-A second reason that I think the Texans will prevail is because the Pats lost to the only playoff team they played this year. (that sked was very generous)
-New England is favored by three and the O/U is 40.5 (seems high)
-That nasty Texans D doesn’t need to blitz in order to get pressure. Maye vs the blitz was phenomenal though-12 TD’s and 0 INT’s was his line during the regular season. Of course, he was doing it against lesser competition.
-Should Stroud get time to pass I think the primary recipient will be Jayden Higgins. Kirk put up a wonderful 144 yards last week but that represented less than 50% of his yards to date.
-Speaking of Outliers: Stroud’s 5 fumbles last week have scared Texans backers and made neutrals wary. Thing is, he only had two the previous 17 games. (he did have 8 INT’s though)
-Secret Weapon?: After receiving only one lonely carry in 2 of the last 3 tilts Chubb had 10 last week and did it at a 4.8 clip. Them Texans need to grind the clock and this fella might be the answer.
-Stroud is only the 4th QB to start and win a playoff game in his first three years but gets no credit for doing so.
Do your best.
New thread is up, thanks for forcible publishing (it was asking for it)
My beer is a slush and i love it
So snow!
WOOOOOOO (ties bandana around wing-wang and runs around clubhouse)
Congrats, Maestro. I am genuinely happy for the year you are having.
That was just kind of sad. Underthrown ball to a guy who had broken free and then the guy mistimes his jump and can’t even haul it in.
All our hopes to avoid another New England Super Bowl is in Jarred Stidham. The 2025-26 NFL Season has been pure chaos incarnate.
no, this is what was once beautiful chaos now returning everything to normal: the pats are back to super bowl form
welcome back to hell
Chaosball is over now,
knowing the way this year AFC Conf Champs be a big crypto gambling rugpull and DONKS win
C’mon 5th INT!
Come on, C.J. One more pick, why not?
Bon Jovi is a Pats fan?
I thought he was from Philly.
I always assumed New Jersey.
yeah really cant blame him from staying away for the JESTs
Jersey disowned him.
I’m from Jersey and I sure as hell did.
Is it wrong to hope the P*triots’ charter plane crashed into the Rockies next week?
Yeah, that’s a little over the line. Maybe the team bus crashes and they all get broken legs?
Abducted by aliens.
It’s interesting how quickly and easily the HATE resurfaces.
i do not hate them nearly as much anymore. the hate goes squarely to the whole afc for being the jabronis they have ALWAYS been
my kingdom for a time machine to kill the whole hunt family and nuke the afl before it even begins
Did Houston punt with no timeouts?!
Maybe they punted because there was a better chance their defense would get a score?
theyre trying to beat the traffic
Traffic out of Foxboro does suck; it wouldn’t have been the worst move.
Why are they punting? So long Imaginareos.
4th and 18 from their own twenty? There aren’t any good choices left, but staying within two scores instead of three makes sense to me.
No good choices certainly. But they were down 12 with one timeout and 4 minutes remaining. Only a miracle would save them, and why not take that chance at a miracle?
all these crowd shots have allowed me to hate the fackin’ P*ts again
Expect them in the Owl. Yer donks just signed Dinucci.
the incredible start to these playoffs is slowly becoming “just wasting time until the seahawks/pats super bowl rematch”
I guess I could get upset about the Patriots getting away with defensive PI, or I could look at the reality of the situation is that a first down for the Texans is just 3 more opportunities for CJ Stroud to do something stupid.
Gentlemen.
That’s down the hall.
AH, that knee isn’t supposed to bend that way.
at least the snow is purty
I’m right by to commentator desk. Got eyes on that gigner Garrett
Are you close enough to spit on him? You should check.
Back, and to the left.
Back, and to the left.
BIG BOUTTE POPPIN
Avatar checks out
Dat catch!
Nice catch!
At seat!
Say hi to my BIL and nephew!
This montage of dissapointed players
Was pretty great ππΌπ
Really showing off that AFC South magic tonight, Imaginary Team.
Short line in, free towel!
Green bay sucks chants razmpant
they are sitting on those routes because they know the quarterback’s soul is completely broken
Scott Speedman NEEDS WORK.
Carlton Davis giveth, and Carlton Davis taketh.
Nice hands, Feet.