Well, we finally made it to the fireworks factory! Honestly, this has been the most entertaining season I’ve experienced since 2011- (had to throw a Giants reference in here in some way) what with the unexpected emergent teams (two of which you’re going to watch this evening!) some mind-boggling upsets, younger players coming to the fore, owners getting exposed in new and interesting ways, etc. It’s been a blast.

As always, we’ll go…

To The Game!

Seahawks/Patriots:

-Yes, New England is the home team, I know everyone was wondering.

Hot Takery Alert?: I really don’t have an issue with this version of the team. There’s no Brady or Belichick to annoy me. “But what about that simp of an owner?” you say. That icky, creepy bastard just got his comeuppance earlier this week by getting snubbed by the HOF. That’s a degree of personal humiliation that folks of his stature rarely experience. I’d also point out that if he were on your team, Gronk would be a loveable goofball but playing where he was he was dragged down by all the crap that was going on around him.

-The O/U sits at 45.5. Do you think we’ll get there? Each team is going to try to slow the game to a crawl and try to stop the opposing run game. The only scenario I see is Seattle running away late with the help of a pick-six or returned fumble late.

-Speaking of, having played a few top 10 defenses Maye has 6 fumbles and is passing at a pedestrian 58% rate this postseason.

-His peer however has nary a turnover yet.

-They usually talk about the D watching film but it seems as though Darnold has been self-assessing himself-(with the coaches help of course) in 2 of their 3 losses he gave up the ball late. Nowadays when he feels pressure he doesn’t force a play and instead throws it away or takes the sack.

-All the kudos belong to Vrabel-let’s not forget that this squadoo was coming off back-to-back 3-14 seasons.

-There’s always an unsung hero that catches a 4th down pass, makes a game-saving tackle, forces a fumble that is recovered by someone else, etc. My pick is 2nd string wide receiver Jake Bobo because his last name is funny. I’m not a complicated/serious person.

-I’d look for a few long passes outside the numbers to JSN in order to try and break the game open for Seattle. If Maye can get the time, look for the same to Boutte, who seems to be the Pats only speedster.

-Methinks that Seattle can afford one, maybe two turnovers and still win. The Pats? If they have 2 or more it’s all over.

As I always say, do please pop in and say hello no matter what you’re doing-we’d love to hear from you. Cheers!

 

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blaxabbath

When is he going to turn this up with Fireball?

Gatoraids

Balls Bunny approves of the halftime show so far

Mr. Ayo

Bad Bunny’s dancers just put Sexy Friday to shame.

¡DAMN!

Horatio Cornblower

Pedro Pascal and Jessica Alba sitings.

blaxabbath

All the white moms on our cul de sac party are insisting they’ve GOT to get reservations to Villas Tacos now.

Unsurprised

Oh, I’d have much rather spend the last 2 1/2 hours watching this

Gatoraids

Thought halftime was going to be a Donnie Darko sequel

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Let’s go, Mal Conejo!

Horatio Cornblower

“WHO AM I?”

I AM…actually, I don’t know, who am I

-Trent Green

Unsurprised

The commercial is generic enough that I can’t really get a read on whether it’s good, but the title sounds badass: Lobo Morir Matando.

Unsurprised

My brother flew (!!) to Texas this weekend to visit his friend who’s dying of cancer and who he hasn’t seen since the friend moved to Texas around COVID times. And I feel bad that I couldn’t take the weekend off because I have a sense it’s been a tough trip. Plus, I wanted to see a friend in Houston, but that would be a trip of its own from central Texas.

Horatio Cornblower

I would not exert the energy necessary to pop the tab on a free can of Bud Light, let alone fall down a hill for it.

Redshirt

Not racist; I just don’t want to watch the halftime shows.

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Doktor Zymm

If you spend the entire half time pooping you really should get moar fiber (the dietary kind, nawt the moral kind)

Unsurprised

The episode that changed television

Unsurprised

Has it started?

Redshirt

Well, at least my First Touchdown picks are still active.

Unsurprised

Kinder had an ad that Bueno (basically Twix) is why aliens haven’t blown up Earth yet.

I can only hope that’s true, because on the big stuff, we deserve the ending of Bugonia.

Doktor Zymm

Kinder Buenos are freaking delicious, glad they’re easy to find in the US nowadays

BrettFavresColonoscopy

They’re so far from downtown SF that they should be showing the Seattle fish market instead of the painted ladies

blaxabbath

The Patriots really look like a team that doesn’t belong but the injury-rich nature of the extended season guarantees the wear of winning will sideline at least a couple teams that would be better SB participants.

rockingdog

Feel like I had a stroke watching that Dunkin Donuts add 🍩

Lmao

Mr. Ayo

All of the ads have sucked mondo ass so far.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Will Shat in the house

Doktor Zymm

It was one of the most painful things I’ve ever watched
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yeah right

I must sincerely apologize for the site performance today.

While I don’t handle the technical end, I am the fierce task master and I’ve let you down.

Half rations for the IT crew and no more mister nice guy!

/ puts down whip
// grabs cat of 9 tails

Gumbygirl

We all know everybody is doing their best, don’t worry about it. I’m just glad we’re back.

BugEyedBoo

HTTP Error 408: Too many tails.

Redshirt

Time for Klanchella.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I would rather light my genitals on fire and try to put them out with vodka

Brocky

So i keep in touch with one of my roommates from college. He’s chinese, but has adapted to living in the US pretty well. He has a habit of texting me during high profile football games, which he is pretty unfamiliar with

He just texted me this.

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Also, he will be the first one to admit he has the most stereotypical Chinese name possible

Doktor Zymm

Hey, I just need NE to get 2 safeties for 4 points in the next 6 seconds to win a square!

Unsurprised

Catching up on the really really right wingers blackpilled on how the Japanese LDP tsunami is just more vassal/attack dog work for America’s behalf.

I’m not sure if that makes it better or worse.

Redshirt

Defenses are so good tonight, it’s keeping us off the commenting scoreboard.

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rockingdog

Found a funny:

this is what a guardians/brewers world series would be like ⚾️

litre_cola

Woooo we’re back! Just in time for Kid Rock! What channel is that on or are they rabbit ears tvs for their demographic?

Unsurprised

I should have gotten full booze instead of a sixer of Trippel. I have time, but no inclination. My vice today is sweets.

Doktor Zymm

On the sugar front, I’ve got a couple pints of ice cream from brands I haven’t tried and they’re both good. Gelato Boy and Ice Cream For Bears. Kinda annoyed that the Ice Cream For Bears is so good since it’s like $10.99 a pint

Horatio Cornblower

Getting a comment in real quick before the hamster falls off the wheel again.

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Unsurprised

You fool! It’s full of animation!

Porky Prime

Fuckin site booted me for the last 20 minutes. Luckily, no football was played in that time.

Gumbygirl

It’s not just you, we’ve been borked recently.

Gatoraids

site ram doubler key expired

ramDoubler
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

FIRST!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My obsessive refreshing has finally paid off! I can’t wait to tell my mom about this!

Doktor Zymm

So it’s YOU making too many requests!

Brocky

Tell her I want my hoodie back

Brocky

I’m sorry, I saw an opportunity for a mom joke, and I had to take it

Unsurprised

Sweet. What Is A Pass: Super Bowl Edition™

Doktor Zymm

“Darnold has a little Bret Favre in him”

Is there any other kind?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Tom Brady could have caught that ball, the only problem is that he could not have thrown the ball at the same time.

Gatoraids

only a little Brett Favre can be in anyone
-D Favre

King Hippo

almost a ghost-sighting

Petronel

Tauntauns? In MY Super Bowl?

…actually, sure, why not

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Whoever has the publishing rights for “Golden” can probably afford a solid gold house by now. That song is everywhere.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hey that was a pretty good Lindsey Vonn impression!

Gatoraids

hopefully Drake Maye is inspired by her performance today

yeah right

Got to admit, if this matchup was in mid-season with other games in the same time slot?

I’m watching one of the other games.

Doktor Zymm

Just watching Drake Maye’s facial expressions, he looks about 12

Porky Prime

On the other hand, Darnold is just a little male pattern baldness away from full Dr. Romano.

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Unsurprised

Try to photobomb the feed from that corner deck.

Brocky

So, my host has a spotty peacock feed.

Anyone else having problems

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Weird euphemism

Porky Prime

Consult a urologist

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

There were glitches on network too (during the Disclosure Day ad, of all things).

SonOfSpam

Old person cable and NBC working fine, Collinsworth excepted

Doktor Zymm

NFL+ no problems

SonOfSpam

Interesting, the “home team” Pats chose all-white unis.

NO DAHK STUFF

Redshirt

That commercial cost $16,000,000

Gatoraids

and hopefully the job of whoever came up with it

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evergreen

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think this is going to be the first Super Bowl that gambling truly ruins.

Mr. Ayo

I bet not.

Unsurprised

/Rimshot

BaldingSpiritually

Nice to know the insane amount State Farm charges me finances these sds

Petronel

Oh, Keegan-Michael, honey, no

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Doktor Zymm

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litre_cola

Birds aren’t real

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

There was some bird drama in the palm tree behind my house yesterday. Hawks vs. crows. I think the hawks might live up there.

Redshirt

TAKE THE POINTS, YOU DUMBFU- Oh, they are kicking it.

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