Well, we finally made it to the fireworks factory! Honestly, this has been the most entertaining season I’ve experienced since 2011- (had to throw a Giants reference in here in some way) what with the unexpected emergent teams (two of which you’re going to watch this evening!) some mind-boggling upsets, younger players coming to the fore, owners getting exposed in new and interesting ways, etc. It’s been a blast.

As always, we’ll go…

To The Game!

Seahawks/Patriots:

-Yes, New England is the home team, I know everyone was wondering.

Hot Takery Alert?: I really don’t have an issue with this version of the team. There’s no Brady or Belichick to annoy me. “But what about that simp of an owner?” you say. That icky, creepy bastard just got his comeuppance earlier this week by getting snubbed by the HOF. That’s a degree of personal humiliation that folks of his stature rarely experience. I’d also point out that if he were on your team, Gronk would be a loveable goofball but playing where he was he was dragged down by all the crap that was going on around him.

-The O/U sits at 45.5. Do you think we’ll get there? Each team is going to try to slow the game to a crawl and try to stop the opposing run game. The only scenario I see is Seattle running away late with the help of a pick-six or returned fumble late.

-Speaking of, having played a few top 10 defenses Maye has 6 fumbles and is passing at a pedestrian 58% rate this postseason.

-His peer however has nary a turnover yet.

-They usually talk about the D watching film but it seems as though Darnold has been self-assessing himself-(with the coaches help of course) in 2 of their 3 losses he gave up the ball late. Nowadays when he feels pressure he doesn’t force a play and instead throws it away or takes the sack.

-All the kudos belong to Vrabel-let’s not forget that this squadoo was coming off back-to-back 3-14 seasons.

-There’s always an unsung hero that catches a 4th down pass, makes a game-saving tackle, forces a fumble that is recovered by someone else, etc. My pick is 2nd string wide receiver Jake Bobo because his last name is funny. I’m not a complicated/serious person.

-I’d look for a few long passes outside the numbers to JSN in order to try and break the game open for Seattle. If Maye can get the time, look for the same to Boutte, who seems to be the Pats only speedster.

-Methinks that Seattle can afford one, maybe two turnovers and still win. The Pats? If they have 2 or more it’s all over.

As I always say, do please pop in and say hello no matter what you’re doing-we’d love to hear from you. Cheers!

 

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Redshirt

NFL Network is broadcasting the game using the same Xs and Os format I used as a kid on my team parents’ IBM. It’s beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn0xtlyRygA&pp=ygUTbmZsIGNoYWxsZW5nZXMgMTk4NQ%3D%3D

ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit! The site works again?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sí pero ahora solo en español

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Doktor Zymm

We’re holding up better than the Patriot’s offense at least!

blaxabbath

Dude DFO kicks ass.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Pringles ad gets a solid B+ from me.

rockingdog

Hail Blergggggg

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Did anyone else instinctively boo Goodell when he showed up on screen?

blaxabbath

I thought he looked old and weak.

Made me think less of the men beneath him who are too timid to bring down the old lion.

Redshirt

Narrator: “We’ve replaced Super Bowl LX with a random Thursday Night Football game. Let’s see if anyone notices…”

Wakezilla

The camera showed Jay Z, and right when I was going to make a joke about that, DFO got shut down. Sorry aboot that

Porky Prime

From BSky

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clint greasewood

Myers getting the MVP and Kraft getting arrested at a massage parlor in the Tenderloin district.

rockingdog

Hahaha butttttsssss
Prostate Cancer Screening ad was Rocking! 🍑

Lmao lol

Gatoraids

prostate cancer commercial being best suits this game so far because its been ass too

ThePirateSloth

The Patriots right now, according to Cris:comment image

herodotus450

Very subtle political message, DFO being down and unreachable for the halftime show

BrettFavresColonoscopy

If this game ends 12-0, Sharkbait rigged it.

Porky Prime

You can tell this one’s almost a wrap. Joe Montana’s going upstairs to masturbate.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lol I referenced that earlier and even the olds didn’t get it

Porky Prime

Was he wearing the same outfit before the game?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

💯

WCS

If Walker scores, he’s MVP, right?

Doktor Zymm

If we lived in a just world, yes, so no

BrettFavresColonoscopy

If not, it should be the kicker.

But it’ll still be Walker.

rockingdog

Is this gonna be an Opps All Field Goals Super Bowl???

Lmao

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is this the best super bowl performance by a mono survivor?

rockingdog

Jon Hamm made a joke about that at the NFL Honors Opening Monologue

It’s was Rocking!

Doktor Zymm

Mono-log?

SonOfSpam

I think one of the Up With People guys had it

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You sure that wasn’t Handjobs Across America?

Porky Prime

I have to assume Broadway Joe had a few bouts.

ThePirateSloth

I am cool, calm, and collected but now I’m on the down slope of this edible and GET HIM A BODY BAG YEAAAAA PirateSloth is coming out. A beer is gonna be opened

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Unsurprised

Shit. I should have gone down to help rally TPS Report

Doktor Zymm

Sooooo it will be kinda fun if the first team to be shutout in Super Bowl history is the Patriots

yeah right

Sign me the fuck up!

Gumbygirl

I need to get my walk in. Hope we’re still here when I get back!

King Hippo

4.0 YPA, yet Touch of Downs really IS playing well

yeah right

My team is gonna look like the mama Lukes of all time when this is over.

SonOfSpam

Oh crap, the kid was Liam Ramos, had no idea.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Has that been confirmed? I’m hearing conflicting reports and am too lazy to investigate.

SonOfSpam

I’m confirming it.

/puts hand to earpiece

Yes, that was Liam and he has a Grammy before Kid Rock.

SonOfSpam

But his last name is not Ramos, that’s just my go-to for anyone with dark hair.

Petronel

…oh, you have GOT to be shitting me, Pyle.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Come on, old girl. Make it through the third quarter…

yeah right

Chill Scotchy, chill.

And say a Canadian prayer.

Doktor Zymm

It’ll either help, do nothing, or blow everything up

Porky Prime

Melissa Stark can do it!

Unsurprised

Did they mute him on the English feed at two points?

Unsurprised

Holy shit. When MAHA is right, it’s powerfully right

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And when it’s wrong, kids die of measles!

Horatio Cornblower

Eh, they would have grown up to be Mennonites.

SonOfSpam

People who worship Speed Stick?

Horatio Cornblower

Them too

litre_cola

Mennonites in Mexico make great fucking cheese. Pertains to nothing but write that down anyway.

Horatio Cornblower

Well ok, but only because I don’t want to fail the mid-term.

Unsurprised

That was awesome.

Can we just keep watching that for two hours?

BaldingSpiritually

Hey racist uncles, show is over. You can return

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hopefully they weren’t here to begin with

SonOfSpam

You’re yelling into the void here thankfully.

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Gumbygirl

Or don’t, nobody will miss you.

SonOfSpam

Hey, that was FUN.

Didn’t need to understand the words to enjoy it. Like Lea Michelle with a picture book.

King Hippo

yeah, it was a truly unique experience

Gumbygirl

That could have gone terribly wrong, but didn’t. Bravo, Mr. Bunny!

Unsurprised

Nah. It’s like Tito Puente on The Simpsons. Better to roast him with passion than hate.

SonOfSpam

I was worried for him at a couple points (as an old uncoordinated guy)

Doktor Zymm

Now THAT was a party!

Porky Prime

The commercials must be LOUSY with AI FX. I can smell it.

Don T

still Prince 🤪😂🤣

Petronel

Always Prince.

Unsurprised

Nature intervened, so Prince will always be the GOAT

yeah right

We just discussed this.

Affirmed.

Doktor Zymm

All the Americas!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That was a ton of fun

blaxabbath

I’m impressed they constructed a life-sized replica of Puerto Rico for Bad Bunny to transverse for his halftime show.

Gatoraids

Bad Bunny kinda going with La Flama Blanca Jr look

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Horatio Cornblower

This show is so over the top ethnic that it may cause a certain orange person with yam tits to stroke out on the toilet, and for that reason it gets a 100% approval rating in the Cornblower household, even if I have understood roughly three words, two of which were ‘Nuevo York’ which means ‘Bridgeport’

BrettFavresColonoscopy

*Nueva

Horatio Cornblower

now do ‘puta’

WCS

Imagine dropping acid an hour ago, and this is what’s happening around you…

yeah right

I’m imagining.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

BOLTMAN approves of this tribute to linesmen.

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litre_cola

When I met Don T he was wearing a tan suit. Is Don T actually Bad Bunny?

WCS

Is this prerecorded or something?

Beerguyrob

I don’t know how it’s coming across on TV, but the halftime show is great.

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Doktor Zymm

Oh that’s a great view!

Unsurprised

It’s pretty fucking wild on Peacock

Gumbygirl

You are lucky being up high enough to see everything.

litre_cola

I have no idea what is going on but I love it.

Horatio Cornblower

Those two dancers don;t know it, but that marriage was legally binding.

WCS

He’s a law-talkin’ guy, after all!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[record scratch]

SonOfSpam

That’s good, because the music impregnated her.

Doktor Zymm

Maybe when all the stadium deals fall through the Bears will move to San Juan

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I know a boat they can get on!

Gatoraids

Bad Bunny going to unite with Maga by destroying Canada

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WsUSiLtKSA

Porky Prime

This is practically Adult Swim.

Porky Prime

Weirdest halftime show ever. Approve.

Doktor Zymm

Seems like it’s way better watching on TV than it would be from the stadium. I wonder if that’s a real couple that won some sort of contest to get married during the half time show? That would be pretty neat

King Hippo

Genuine showmanship, I can dig it!

WCS

I don’t know if “approve” is the right term. Definitely “weird.”

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